Chandler Escapes to Yemen | Friends

I'm just getting out of a very serious relationship. I know, and I'm just getting out of a marriage. I mean, talk about meant to be. Right, but I just think this is happening too soon. Oh, too soon, too schmoon. They said, honey, I am not letting you get away this time. I hear ya. But, unfortunately, my company is transferring me overseas. Where to? To Paris? No, no, not Paris. Oh, to London? Oh, to Rome? Vienna? Oh, Barcelona? Okay, could you just stop talking for a second? Yemen. That's right, yes, I'm being transferred to Yemen. When? I don't know exactly. Oh, well I will just have to soak up every ounce of Chandler Bing until that moment comes. But I do know it's sometime tomorrow. You know, uh, you really didn't have to help me pack. Oh, well when you said all you were going to be doing between now and the time you leave is packing, you really didn't leave me much choice, did you? Well, I thought I did, but I guess I did not. Hey, what's going on? Oh, I'm packing. You know, I'm packing because I'm moving to Yemen tomorrow. Thanks for telling me. I only pretend moving to Yemen, okay? It's the only way I can get rid of her. Good one. And Yemen, that actually sounds like a real country. Come on, I'm going to show you how to roll up your underwear and stuff it in your shoes. It's a real space saver. Yeah, no, I do that because it makes me look taller. Okay, Chandler, come on. Okay. Joey, trade lives with me. Nope. You know, you really didn't have to take me to the airport. Oh, please. Every moment is precious. You know, besides, somebody had to ride in that other taxi with the rest of your luggage, and your friends don't seem to care very much that you're leaving. Well, we're not really that close. Okay, so I guess this is, uh, goodbye then. Oh, no, no, it's not goodbye. I'm not leaving until you get on that plane. Okay, well, I guess just wait here then. Hi, I need a fake ticket to Yemen. One ticket to Yemen? Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. I just need a pretend ticket. I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand. Okay, what would you give to a kid if you wanted a ticket to play with? Are you traveling with a child? No. You know what? She's going to think that I'm handing you a credit card, but what I'm really going to do is hand you a library card. Uh, sir, a ticket to Yemen is $2,100, and we don't take library cards. What's the matter? Is something wrong? Do you have to stay? American Express? 6-4 to Yemen. Well, I guess I gotta go. Oh, my bingling. I'll wait for you. Do you even know how long you're going to be gone? Well, just until we find an energy source to replace fuel. Oh. Well, I'll write you every day. 15 Yemen Road, Yemen. Okay. Goodbye. Goodbye. Chandler? Chandler! Janice, there you are. There you are. I had to have one last kiss, and also, also, you said you were going to leave right after I got on the plane. No. No. I want to see you take off. Well, then I guess I'm going to Yemen. I'm going to Yemen. When we get to Yemen, can I stay with you?