These Babies Just Made My Day | Steve Harvey

When you grow up with a twin, you're forced to share a lot of things. I know this for a fact because my first children were twins. I have identical twin daughters. They've had to share everything. Clothes, bedroom, food. And that can get a little exhausting for them sometimes because imagine your whole life you've gotta make room for somebody else. Well this one little girl just wants her own place to sit. That's all she wants. She ain't really want nobody else involved in it and she got tired of it. And watch the tape. So there's space for Olive there on the bench? Oh be nice, you guys can sit together. Oh! Seriously? Thank y'all for watching. As siblings we've all heard of the overprotective brother. I'm gonna show you something. This young girl has gotten involved in wrestling. But it's co-ed wrestling. Where boys wrestle girls. Well, his sister's out there wrestling. He wasn't having it. Watch the tape. That little boy ran out there and said get off my sister. The dude had his little sister laying up. He broke loose from his daddy and said uh-uh. You gonna play it again. I love this right here. Last laugh. Now, you know what folks? Social media stars will pretty much do anything for views nowadays. And sometimes their stunts work and sometimes, well, they don't. I'm gonna show you a guy who's just trying to do something that he shouldn't be doing. And as always, it don't ever work out. But this one's really good though. Check it out. You know something though? Sometimes you look at people and you don't really feel sorry for them. Because you just go, really dude? You thought having a treadmill at a high speed and stepping on it sideways with your inside leg, you thought that was a good idea? Now I want you to watch in the video. Watch the guy in the red over there on the treadmill. He don't give a damn. He got eight minutes left and he gotta finish his workout. Nobody in the gym runs to help you because they trying to get through their damn workout. Watch it. Here we go again. Hey, thank y'all for watching. You want to see some behind the scenes moments from today's show, follow us on Facebook at Steve Harvey TV. We'll see you next time. This mom thought that she was being a good parent when she told her girls to go in there and wash their hands. Then she got a reminder as to why you never underestimate kids. If your kid's in the bathroom for a long time, you probably need to get in there before it be a long time. Here's what happened. What the hell has happened? Hey. Do you remember when you first fell in love with pizza? I have a video of someone falling in love with pizza for the first time. Now, that's how you fall in love with pizza. For those of you that have children, here's a baby that's got a car and obviously it was too much. Take a look. Lorenzo, you're not allowed to drive the car asleep, bud. I'm gonna show you a wedding video. I'm gonna have to show it to you a couple of times because there's several things I want you to see in the video. First thing I want you to do, I want you to watch the white dog. There's more than one dog in the video. I want you to watch the white dog. I really don't have to tell you anything else. And then I'm gonna play it again because I want to show you something else in the video. It's funny no matter what. Watch the white dog at the wedding. I have a theory of what happened. I'm thinking it's her dog. I'm thinking he realizes that she's getting married. Those black dogs are his dogs. So what he decided to do was I'm gonna mark my territory. Y'all might be married into this family, but let me show you who belongs to me. Now, I'm gonna show it to you again. I want you to watch the man with the black suit on behind the bride. I want you to watch him have this five-year-old moment. All right, play the tape. All right, watch him. He just turned five years old. He just went, oh God. Like if he cover his face, it ain't happen. Now, I'd love to take credit for this, but I didn't think of this. My executive producer, Shane Farley, came up to me and said, Steve, got a great idea. We're gonna do this for Last Laugh today. This is compliments of our Harvey's 100 contestant, Imelda Brown. I have called a lot of people's names in my life. I have never seen a reaction to a person having their name called. Now, what we've discovered was, I'm gonna show you, just watch the big screen. When we said her name, everybody knew it but her. It took a minute, but oh Lord, when it clicked in, all hell broke loose. Here's today's Last Laugh. I'm looking for Imelda Brown. Help out. You all have probably done this. I know it was real big when I was a kid. A lot of people drive around neighborhoods looking at Christmas decorations and lights. It was a big thing when I was a kid, but they used to take me out to the suburbs. It really motivated me, man, because I could not believe people had houses that big and horseshoe driveways and stuff like that. So I used to love going. But here's a mom that just takes her kid not to see Christmas lights in neighborhoods, but she takes her kids straight to the source, just to the store that sells the Christmas decorations. This mother took her baby to Sam's Club and went down the aisle with the Christmas decorations. This is what this meant to this boy. Last Laugh is something that we plan and we review. My executive producer came over to me and said, Steve, we would like to make our last laugh today. Your reaction when you found out that what Lee Payne did for a living. He said, to look on your face, and I don't really know what I'm doing sometimes. So this is our last laugh. This is me playing the Harvey's 100s, and this is what the reaction was when he told me what he did for a living. Here's the tape. You look pretty shy. What you do for a living, man? I'm a manager of a Cave Hills Cemetery. It's one of the. One of the. Touching him immediately? Was I fixing his tie? Okay, play that again. Let me see it. You look pretty shy. What you do for a living, man? I'm a manager of a Cave Hills Cemetery. It's one of the. One of the. Kentucky, watch it. You know, folks, rushing into marriage. I think rushing into a marriage is just a way for somebody to get hurt. I just think it is. And literally, that can happen. Watch this. I'm gonna show it to you in slow motion. He holds on all the way. He won't let her go. This is what I admire about the guy, but he made it worse. Let's go. Roll the tape. Here they come. They're running. Now, you're doing something you've never done before. Now, slow it down. Slow it. Here we go. Now, right here. Now, if he lets go, it's better. But watch both feet come up in the air. He's hanging on. Oh, God, he's committed. That's commitment, folks. The reason you have to see it, if he'd have let her go, he could have saved it. But he held on to her to the ground till both feet was in the air. That's commitment, so I admire that. You know, sometimes, folks, being successful in sports requires some sacrificing. Sacrificing your body, and in some cases, other people's bodies. This is someone who thought the game was important enough to sacrifice a friend's body. Take a look. Oh! Is this not the most intense game of badminton you've ever seen? This ain't regular badminton. What happened to this here? Remember that? You know, you play badminton with your mama and your aunt. Welcome back to Our Last Laugh. All right, folks, I'm gonna show you something. The first thing in sales is to know the ins and outs of what you're selling. Know your product. I'm gonna show you a guy who clearly knew none of it. Watch this. Now, I'm gonna show you this again, because I want you to watch the guy closest to the camera the entire time. He did this. He did this whole damn thing. But when it goes bad, he gonna actually back up and act like he wasn't involved. Watch, watch this guy. Watch it, roll it. Now, watch the guy closest to the camera with them tight jeans on. He the one. See, when you got skinny jeans on, it cuts off your thought process. Now, he is. What made him start that bike up? Now, boom, it's gone. Come on, let it roll and take it. Now, it's down there. Now, watch him go down there, and then he decides, it wasn't me. You know something, when you love somebody, I mean, really, truly love somebody, it's normal to get jealous. You see somebody else, you know, getting their affection. And sometimes that jealousy can just flat out turn ugly. I've seen it before. But this is how it really looks. I just want you to see jealousy in its rarest form. Now, I'm gonna show it to you twice because I'm gonna show you what this guy must have been thinking. All right, take a look. Good girl, good girl, good bestie. You're a good girl, good bestie. Hey, Sadie. I want you to, I'm gonna show you two again because at first, the dog was looking at the master like, really? But he was making out like, hold up, whoa. Then he looks down at the dummy like, I'll be damned. You ain't never fetched nothing in your life. You ain't went and got no slippers. You ain't went to the damn dog school and took the training. You ain't been in the crate with me. You ain't done one damn thing I done. Oh, let's love it. This is my owner. Who are you? Okay, roll it. Look at the dog, watch, go. Good girl, good girl. Hold up. Wait a minute. Who you looking at? This dog ain't done nothing. Let me, watch, I'm fittin' to tell you. You ain't, get your punk ass. Sadie. Get your, shut your, get your, I'll get your. He's running up in here. You ever open a bottle of champagne? It's always a little interesting, ain't it? Well, we got a video of somebody open one that got a little bit too interesting. Just don't ever know where that damn cork is gonna go. You can always tell when it went the wrong place, though. Watch this. Now, this is a person who done broke something that's important, and what they're doing now is trying to get somebody where they can start getting this alibi together. Cause this wasn't no hat, this was just, pop. Oh, oh my God, and immediately, I'm gonna show it to you, watch it. Watch it, start over. You know something, ladies? I don't know if you know this, but it's very difficult for a boy to know how to approach a woman, especially in the teenage years. That's one of the biggest dilemmas that we have. When we like a girl, we don't know what to say, when to say it, or how to say it. Take a look. All right, watch it again. He sees the girl. Okay, I gotta say, now his boys come over. He tries to encourage him. That didn't last long. They gone. He don't give a damn. I've got to get her to be feeling me. Now, a girl is gonna come into the picture in a second. You don't think, watch this, girl. You better see me. You better recognize what this is in front of you, that his girl goes, what the hell's going on? But this boy's still with it. His boy, yeah, that's his girl. I love that video, man. All right, you know, everybody has something that frightens them a little bit. Could be spiders, snakes, clowns. Whatever your thing is, hopefully you're able to hold it a little bit better than this woman right here. It was one of the slowest, scaredest reactions I've ever seen, and it just kept going. I was going like, this is crazy. Take a look. Angie, check this out. Look what I got here. And she's, I'm not understanding here. If you're scared of something, you should try to create some distance. You know, run, you know, back away from the table. She did none of that. Here it is again. Angie, check this out. Look what I got here. Sometimes in life, in order to get something that we really want, we have to sacrifice something. I'm gonna show you three men on a boat who want something really bad. In order to get it, they had to sacrifice something. I'm gonna show it to you three times. You're gonna look, this is a great video. Here we go, take a look. Now, now, the sword on these fish are weapons. Spears, they cut. That's what they use to kill in the ocean. So now, when it gets on the boat, the two dudes right here, they don't give a damn that they buddy trying to get away to the point where he done jumped his ass in the ocean. They don't give a damn that he's in that ocean. They asses worried about this fish. All right, show it, let's go. All right, they got for the fish. They're hoping for the fish. Here comes the fish. Oh God, it's in the boat. Oh hell. Now look at these two dudes. They don't give a damn about him. He's back there in the ocean, even concerned with him. This fish is raising hell. This is what my grandfather used to say this to me all the time. Ain't no fun when the rabbit got the gun. You got a fish in the boat and he giving them hell. I gotta show it to you one more time. This is really good. Let's start again. Okay, we're fishing. We got one. Here it comes. Oh hell no. About the boat. To hell with him. This is really good. You know, as a parent, there's nothing that we won't do for our children. If you're a good parent, you'll lay it on the line. But there's probably one exception sometimes. Sharing. Sharing food is hard to do. Here's a father, obviously he's having a problem. Take a look. Oh, say thank you daddy. Now, I want you, I'm gonna show it again cause I want you to see the baby's face the second or third time that it went by. Cause that's when the baby didn't have words that he knew how to apply to this. Watch this. Start from the beginning. Okay, that was one. Two. Right there. Three. Here it is. That was it right there. Oh, say thank you daddy. Now, folks, dogs are known as man's best friend. Cats are not. I'm gonna show you why. I'm gonna show you a cat that's a hater. Watch this video. I'm gonna show it to you again. I want you to watch how far away these two cats are. When the cat discovers that the baby is gonna have some fun. And the cat go, ah, hell no. Now, watch this. Kick the ball. Now, you know, a lot of dads are known for taking a lot of pride in their yard work. They really do. Some find it to be therapeutic, while others find it to be, you know, a little stressful. Here's why. Watch this. That daddy right there didn't see nothing funny about this. He blowing them leaves. He don't know them kids in there. That boy jumped up in that orange and he started going back because he didn't know what the hell it was. And then the other one came up. But look at him looking back at the camera. Cause you know the wife is filming it. What the hell is going on? What the hell are you laughing at? This video is just for women. I wanna show you a young lady and I want you to see if you can relate to this young woman here. Here's the tape. For a lot of women, it's the day of their dreams. And deservedly so. Here's a couple that found out even on their wedding day. It's not guaranteed that you can have your cake and eat it too. Take a look. Now, this has really gotta be a pretty cool couple. Cause there was no panic. She reached down and dipped some of me and they were still gonna feed each other a piece of cake. But what I wanna show you is how this table fell. And the only table that can fall like this, this has to be a card table. Somebody put the wedding cake on a card table with those legs that fold under. Because nothing, if it was snapped, it would go suddenly. This just leaned. Who put the wedding cake on a damn card table? A fold up card table. Play it again. Here we go. Now right here, press into it. It leans. I like that couple. They had a pretty good attitude. Thanks for watching, y'all. Now, I know a lot of married men. I know a lot of married men who don't really get along with their in-laws. Here's a guy that found a way. This is his mother-in-law. They're in a school gym. And he thinks this is a great time to just do something to his mother-in-law. Watch the tape. The box had a fake mouse come out. It was a mouse. And that lady, now this is a woman who has not fallen in a long time. Because her reaction was just get back. Let's roll it again. Here we go. Hey, dad, how are you today? I got something in this box. It's really none of your business. Well, I'll look in it if I want to. Well, go ahead then. Now, you're thinking that's a pretty good joke, huh? Well, the joke is on him. Cause she hurt herself and now she gotta go live with him. All right.