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Do I have to keep asking you to finish assembling the garden shed? You don't have to. It's really your choice. Thanks for the towels, Dad. Now I'm gonna get the rope and the glue gun. Aren't you gonna ask her what she needs that stuff for? I'm hoping she's finishing the shed. Dammit. If I were him, I'd assert my dominance by biting her on the neck. Maybe that's why I've never had a long-term girlfriend. Honey, I can't finish the garden shed. I gotta get ready for my fishing weekend with Tyler. Where are the pillows those stray cats were born on? In the garage. Thank you. So, you're really dragging Tyler to the lake? You know he'll hate it. See, this is why I never had children. Well, that, and I never had the desire after that weird weekend at the vet. A father and a son have to bond, but nothing I've tried has worked. Even that technique from my latest book, behavioral mirroring. Sup, bro? You're not stretching out my clothes, are you? Little bit. I really think this fishing trip is our opportunity to bond. Now I just need an axe, a nine iron, and a wedding dress. The second one. Sweetie, what are you doing in there? Just building a little fort. Aw, that's cute. A little fort. Homework is fun when we do it together, Lindsay. Everything is fun when we do it together. Even talking is fun when we do it together. Won't it be great when we're both doctors, have married to twins, and live across the street from each other? Yeah, but one of the twins should be a mechanic, so if a car breaks down, he can fix it. Ooh, a grease monkey! Bye, girl. Bye. Avery, the funniest thing happened at school today. The cheerleaders were thinking... I'm laughing already. They were thinking of asking you to be their new flyer, because they can't find a high school girl small enough to throw up in the air. I told them to come over here for your tryout. Why would you do that? Because I want cheerleaders at my house. They're on their way. I gotta go soak a towel in body spray and smack myself with man stink. Wait a minute. The cheerleaders are coming right now? And they want me to be their flyer. I know I made fun of cheerleaders for thinking that they're better than everybody else, but now I have a chance to be better than everybody else. I'm going to be a cheerleader. Did that sound like I was living through you? I try so hard not to be one of those parents. We're going to be a cheerleader. Mom, please tell me this isn't going to be like gymnastics when you attack the judges. You suck at landing. Mom. You're right. I'm not going to live through you just to make up for my past disappointments. I have a perfectly fulfilled life. They're here! Oh, my. I'm doing it again. Take it down a notch, Ellen. Hey, Bree. Maddie. So, I don't really know any cheers, but I do have some gymnastics experience. Stop the landing. If you want to show me some cheers, I can definitely try something out. Okay. You're in. It's awesome to be a part of the team. Thank you. I'm in. You're in? You're in! I was happy for Avery that she found something she wanted to belong to. Of course, the best thing is to join something worthwhile. Something that will really make a difference in the world. Do you want to join Chloe's Magic Blanket Kingdom? Do I? Knock, knock. Can we come in? State your business. I'm a world-renowned child psychologist. Plus one. You may enter. Chloe, this is amazing. Bennett, she's taken over the whole kitchen. I was going to make my banana mustard black pepper pie. Are you sure your grandmother didn't mean banana custard blackberry pie? You had a really bad phone connection. But I've always made banana mustard black pepper pie. I know. That pie is illegal in my country. Then I would like to apply for political asylum. Granted. You wanted to talk to me? Yeah, son. What activity would you most like to do with your old man? Well, it's not going on a roller coaster because he threw up on me. It's not going to see a 3D movie because he threw up on me. It's not playing board games because he threw up on me. My hippo had just gorged itself. It was disgusting. No, son, you and I are going fishing this weekend. You and me in the hot sun on a rocking boat with smelly fish and a bucket of worms? Why don't you just throw up on me now and get her over with? We're going, we're bonding, and you're going to love it. You'll see. It'll just be like... Oh. Oh, I am tasting banana mustard black pepper pie. I'm good. No, I'm not. Yeah, when the girls release me into the air, time slows down and I feel like Icarus racing towards the sun. It's like totally fun being a cheerleader. Avery, those were the cute boys. Before you were a cheerleader, they never noticed you. Don't hate me. I'm a tad jealous. Lindsay, I couldn't hate you. Even if you accidentally mixed up our twin husbands and kissed the wrong one. Hey, don't forget our Clean Up the Park event. How could I? I already painted happy faces on our hazmat masks. These make protection from chemical inhalation cute. Oh, hey guys, you know Lindsay, right? Yeah, she's your little friend who talks at the same time as you, right? Yeah, we do that. I don't really know how it happens. Anyway, Aves, that's what we're calling you now, Aves. Wanna sit with us at lunch today? You have to. It's not a question. Oh, uh, can my BFF come too? I'd love for Linz to be in on the fun. That's what we're calling her now, Linz. Sorry, cheerleader meeting. Oh, sorry, Lindsay. No, it's a cheerleader meeting. It's cool. I'll see you later, Aves. See you, Linz. Bye! Okay, we're not calling you Aves anymore. She ruined it. Your new nickname is Avery. Oh, I like that. I hope it catches on. Look, Avery, it's not really a cheerleader meeting. We just don't like Lindsay. We don't. Not at all. But she's my best friend. If you hang out with her, you can't hang out with us. It's all part of our school spirit. Spirit!