Best Mighty Boosh Bloopers #2

Hi, welcome to the show. My name is Vince Noir. There is a secret way out of the building. Keep rolling. Back to number one. And action. There is a secret way out of the bomb. Oh yeah, with bullet points, eh, baguette? With baguette. With a baguette. Okay, f***ing hell. Sorry. Flirting easel f***s. That was acting, Paul. I could run for an hour. It was him! And he shall die! Alright. One of the best we've ever done. Amazing. Should have seen this guy. Cool. Anything I want to do. Target lessons, biopsies, old manuals of teenage girls. It's not too much. Sorry. Action. Alright. We're having a bit of a low-key one. So, me and Bolo. Yeah? Action. Me and Bolo. I'm sorry. Have I got any lines? Has he got any lines? Oh Christ, who wrote this? I am f***ing dizzy. I came as quickly as I could. Potions. Come on. We've got to find the new sound. F*** the rock. F*** that rock. Why is it there? You tell anyone about this. You tell anyone about the woman whom I loved. Or the one woman whom I loved. The one woman whom I loved. And made love to. And I will tear your loaves in twain. I am going to grass you out. And on. The Magic H2O. Comes cascading out of that shower head. And when liberally applied to our thin green body. It will restore the... Oh f*** off. I like that one as well. F*** off. Hey lady, you're not... I've got no lines. We're not getting back. We're going to America. Yeah, we've got a shot on the Pie Face Records. Showcase. A shot? How to an operation. Let's put the roof in his mouth. The crowd was going wild in the boo. At one point I got on a... I got on a boo-out. Never played one before. Pretty good gig, eh? Yeah. We're going to bring the funk back to London. There's nothing that can stop us now. Nothing you can... I can't believe your speech impediment. Oh, my leg. Hello. It's alright. I'm a soldier on. That was my knee joint. Camera set. How can you play that so well? I don't know. It's pretty good, isn't it? What are you worried about? That's not even me. I've seen this last Dior. Dior. Dammit. What's wrong with you? I foolishly agreed to accompany my wife on an extreme sports colander weekend. Colander weekend? Action. That's not helping. Oh, sorry. Sorry. Well, look how big your eyes are getting. Maybe you should think about surgery. Oh, right. Maybe you should think of boosting your hair up. Compared to Lance, your hair looks like a flat, tiny piece of... Gone. Sorry, what did you say? An extreme sports colander model? You're not the head changing's husband, are you? Wife. Watch me sit back, watch me work the magic. That's all I'm asking. And you can watch me work my magic back. They call me the sexual dinosaur. Because I'm a bin man. These guys welcome me back. I'd never do that. Oh, Jesus. Tits are not funny. He's bullying me. Hang on. And... Action. A big, old, little... Buffet of poops. I'm a shiny man. Buffet of poops. Spin me if you can. Come slow the termites. No. Oh, ****. Not termites. Dust mites. Termites. Just go like that? Yeah. Dust mites. Come slow the dust mites. Dust mites. I'm a great salesman. As if. Wait. Ow. Okay. What are you going for? Three, four. Dust mites. Three, four. Here come Mr. J. Cloth. With the checkered brow. Here come Mr. J. Cloth. With the checkered brow. I can't remember this. Look at that. Something. I remember this place when there was a party in that show. We used to eat... Like that. No. How many times? 50 or 60. It's a silver. Oh, **** it. You're running so... Oh, **** off. I'll have another go at that pool. Heels. Howard. Heels. Who's on squirrels? Guys, who's on squirrels? Give me the hand. Are you good? Thank you, squirrels. 5.30, Vince. It's closing time. We're going to have to reserve the room. That's right. Weeping to Sister Act 2. Flushing out the sea. Probably won't be able to use that. How's the wife? Oh, she's not good. Her hands have gone all big. Oh, that's a shame. On the other hand, you... Check out my new pitch. Okay. I will. I'll do a little bit of role play here. Oh, cool. You're going to be the shopkeeper. Okay. Maybe you should be the shopkeeper. No, no. I should, yeah. If she gives you any cheek, tentacle. Right between the eyes. Surely that won't be allowed. Let's go, baby. Can we do it in here? Hold on. Move, move. That's all I hear when you speak. I mean, I can't read and travel through the atmosphere. This is why you should not be on field ops. You should be behind a desk. I'm the same on coaches. Oh, and ferries. You might as well forget ferries. When we go to France, I'm on the deck all night. Yeah. Take me through every mode of transportation and how each one makes you hurl, Tony, while we're lost. So... Horses. I'm good on horses. How do you fit on a horse? Cable cars. I'm delirious in cable cars. It's like tripping. Cable cars, what are they about? I can't even... Why are you in a cable car, Tony? You've never been out. You don't travel. You're ahead. Listen, me and the wife, we enjoy a mountain trek. We enjoy skiing. We enjoy the Alps, all right? Don't pigeonhole me. I enjoy the Alps as much as the next man. Now, listen. Sorry, Bob. What's next? Field ups. No, I'm sorry. I've let you down slightly. Look, Tony.