Every Single Dana DeLorenzo Appearance with Craig Ferguson! (Beth the CBS Executive)

Something weird just happened. Right, Jeff? Yeah. Jeff and I were mucking about like we do before the show, right, Jeff? Yeah, just mucking. Yeah, just mucking, you know, mucking about. Nothing weird going on, just a guy and his gay robot pal. And I threw a question at him, I said, I don't know, maybe we should ask the rhino and watch what happens. Hey, hey, how you doing? I said, hi, how are you? Is your name Sandra? Yeah, Sandra Peterson. Sandra Peterson? Yeah, no relation though. Where are you from? I'm from the East Coast. I did some traveling up and down there and then I, you know, came across country and answered Jeff's ad and here I am. You put an ad in for a rhino? I just said I was horny. Are you, you're a lady rhino then? Or, does it matter? No, does it matter? Yeah, I'm a lady, I'm a lady. Hey, Sandra, do you know many male Sandras? Yeah, I think maybe four. Wow. I think five. Yeah, yeah, five. Well, I don't know, that's, you know, it depends on... Anyway, so, that's good. You're very welcome here. Thank you. I just, you know, you and Jeff have a good thing going and I didn't want to interrupt, you know, the comedy team of Abbott and Costello and Peterson and Ferguson and... Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Ferguson and Peterson, I think, was what you meant. Yeah, that's what I said. I think you had it right the first time. Can I fetch you anything? You look like you might be stuck. No, I, you know, I can get out any time if I want to. I just... Get out, go on, get out, get out, go on. Well, I don't feel like it at the moment. Yeah, you don't feel like it? Not right now. Just prove you can do it. No, I can prove it. I don't need to prove it to you. Yeah, prove it, prove it, get out. I'll show you after the show. Oh, show me now. I don't feel like it. So, let me get this straight. I am now about to be heckled by a gay robot appliance and a wall hanging. That pleases me. So, Sandra, then. Freaking me out, man. Freaking me out. Why, Jeff? I thought you wanted me here. You were the one who told me to come. Didn't expect a rhino was going to show up. Well, I mean, how did you... You read it in a magazine or something? On Craigslist. Right, let's get this straight. Craigslist has nothing to do with me. Nothing. Nothing to do with me except for the prostitutes bit. Yeah, I think your ad said, curious about the hoe. Man, you're doing an obscure callback to the monologue? Yeah, yeah. See, that's the kind of thing you're up against there, Sandra. Oh, I was under the impression I was Jeff's sidekick. That's what he just told me. Is that not real? Oh, I see. So it's like a pecking order. Like Jeff's my sidekick and you're Jeff's sidekick? I'm just a rhino. I don't know. Yeah, I guess. Aren't rhinos endangered? Absolutely. I'm so impressed. And I can give you all the information if you want to sign the petition after. No, you're all right. Good. I look forward to receiving... I'd love to see you sign something, Sandra. Your little hooves there. They're big hooves. I can do things. I think this was a terrible idea. This is from Billy in Sacramento, California. Very quickly. Hi there, Craig and GP and Sandra. My friends and I think your rhino, Sandra, is cool. Where did you get her? Where are you from, Sandra? Originally from Brooklyn, East Coast. There you are, then. Right back, everybody. I'll tell you what I learned. With the help of Sandra, I learned that Jeff is a bony ass. Right, Sandra? Yes, he does. You've got a bony ass, Jeff. Yes, I do. See, when you turn your head like that from where I'm standing, it's like one of them pictures of one of them girls on them red carpet premieres. You know, like this. Yeah, like that. Can you do that, Sandra? There you are. I think we all learned something. See you tomorrow, everybody. This is from... What else we got? This is from Harry in Climax in Georgia. Now we're talking. Stop right there, Ferguson. That's enough. Cut, cut, cut. Shut it down. Beth, what are you doing? Everyone, this is the CBS executive in charge of the show, Beth. Is there a problem? Yes. This show is too sexual. Come on. Climax, Georgia. It's not a real place. Yes, yes it is. Isn't it, Jeff? Yes. As a matter of fact, I have a place in Climax and it's boosting with charm. There you are. Okay, I see what you're doing. Yeah. That's strike two. What is this, a baseball game? I don't see any balls around here except for ones, you know, that... Careful. Okay, next, I'd like to talk about that rhino on the wall. That doesn't make you think of sex. I'm a man. Everything makes me think of sex. That horn is too penis-y. I want you to cover it with this. This? It's a little smaller than I'm used to, but all right. I'm not using this. In fact, I never do. Also, that horse over there is completely inappropriate. Come on, what's wrong with secretariat? You're crazy. Nudity. Nudity? He's not even a real horse. He's doing male interns in a... Uh-oh. Costume. And they're both naked in there. Okay, that is true, but I don't have to pay them. That's strike three. Okay. You better watch yourself, Ferguson. Strike three, watch myself? How many strikes do I get? 47. Seems like a lot. That does seem like a lot. Yeah, a little bit, yeah. That seems like too many. I should probably change that. Hold on. I thought I said cut. Why is there a light on the camera? We're still rolling. You mean I'm on TV right now? Well, you're on CBS past midnight. It's sort of like TV. I've never been on TV before. I'm so nervous. Oh, my God, is it hot in here? Actually, it's freezing in here. We do it so the audience doesn't fall asleep. You all right? No, it feels like a million degrees in here. Sorry, is that water? Yeah, yeah, it's all right. Whoa, hey! And now I'm cold. So, can you just grind your body against me for heat? Okay, only... Don't suppose we could read this, then? You're at strike 29, so you got, like, 20 left. Well, that doesn't make sense. If it's strike 29 and we'll get 20 left, that's 49 strikes? You better watch yourself. And don't look at me like that. Yeah, you watch yourself, too. What the hell are you giving me crap for? You know, I'm tired of sharing an apartment with you jerks. Another strike. You can't just keep adding strikes for no reason. That was, that was filthy. I know what you're implying. What, sharing an apartment? All right, you just keep going. I can't. What's dirty about sharing an apartment? You know, man. Is sharing an apartment like when we took that train to that town in the Midwest? You mean that time we took the train to Cleveland? No, Cleveland, yeah, and it was a special type of train. It was a steam engine. Yeah, that's right. No strikes on this? Oh, you got them. All right, okay. Good night, everybody. Good night, good night. I'm not sure if you're familiar with the term nerdgasm, but let's just say I've just made a TARDIS in my pants. It's bigger on the inside. It's a thing. It's a British sci-fi. Why are you looking at me like that? You're meant to be supportive. You're a network executive. We can only air five words of what you just said. Is one of them penis? Yes, good. Oh, great, thumbs up? Yeah, you want to get a thumbs up from the CBS executive. That's what you know when you're on track. That's when you know you're really hitting the comedy high points. Stop taking notes like you're going to report me to the principal or something. You can't do that. You can't report me to anyone. Who are you going to report me to? Like the head of the show business? It's a slang word from my country. You're a racist. What's the deal with taking notes about me? They're like twins. It's adorable. Yeah, yeah. It's nice to see someone worse lit than yourself sometimes, though. Yeah, it really is. I nearly said that properly, too. All right, Jeff, let's play a game of finishing sentences. I'll say a sentence and you finish it, right? I'll say half a sentence. Sure, okay. All right, hands on. My pants. That is perfectly acceptable at this time of night. It's perfectly acceptable. If you say so, I'm just, you know, your boss. But go ahead. Continue. Let's keep playing this game. You get one more. One more. All right, I'll take it now. Smorgasbord. All right, baby. Go ahead. Cancel me. You'll see. It'll have absolutely no effect on your network whatsoever. Do you know the interesting thing about peacocks? Now, this is true, Beth. This is true. I'm not in any way saying anything that's rude or dirty, but peacocks are ten percent smaller than they were 25 years ago. I can't watch your show on the CBS website from here, so I do it on YouTube. Is this wrong? Ah, well, for CBS. Is that wrong, Beth? Is that not allowed? CBS. You can't do that? Careful. What the hell? You're just being menacing all the time. It's my job. What, to be menacing? To be menacing to you and that one over there. I'm on you. Continue. CBS. CBS what? Dot com. What about CBS dot com? Can I mention it? Can I say that you don't have CBS dot com in Mexico because you're a racist, Beth? Can I say that? CBS cares. All right. Welcome back to the big show where if you've not seen this show for a while, we used to be in a tiny little studio and CBS didn't bother about us at all and we didn't have to deal with executives. Now we've moved into a big expensive studio and we get to have Beth with us every night to make sure that we're giving quality program to the CBS audience and also to make sure that I don't say anything dirty like what's a coming ago? It's an example, Beth. It's just for educational purposes. To let people know why you're here. You like this studio? You better watch if you want to keep it. You look hot. We would like to welcome you to America and I hope you enjoy your studies here and your vacation and CBS has a present for you. Beth, why don't you bring out their present? Beth is a CBS executive. She could probably help you in your work to know about business. Come on. Oh, come on. Beth is a CBS executive, aren't you, Beth? Yes, I am. You have been awarded dinner for two at Craig's Restaurant. It's not my actual restaurant. It's a restaurant called Craig's. It's got nothing to do with me. A bit like your friend has got nothing to do with you two. What the f***? I feed the same f***. I turn my back and you just walk away? I could sense the dirty and I just wanted to go market on the stripe. Can you sense the dirty now? Sense the dirty, baby. Sense the dirty. Anyway, I'm very excited because it's Friday. Look, nipples are perky and I'll tell you why. It's a biological reaction, Beth. That's what happens when I get excited. There's nothing you can censor about that. That's just a... What? Strikes. Just in the monologue. Anyway, I'll tell you why I'm excited. There's some big movies opening today I'm looking forward to. There's that one, The Trouble with the Curve, which is about my penis. And the other big movie is Dread, also about my penis. Dear Craig and GP, is it ever okay to give someone the finger when you're driving and they act like an idiot? Look, it's a... No, it's a question. It's a public service announcement. I have to demonstrate. No. CBS cares. Please buy the products advertised and never say c*** on TV. I've got the biggest celebrity crush on is... Who's that girl in that movie? Oh, the one. Yeah, she's hot. She's smoking hot. Do you know what I actually do have a crush on is Beth, the executive. Honestly, no, Beth, I think you do a great job. I think it's tough out here. No, I know I fool around a little bit and stuff, but I would so do you. I mean that respectfully in a non-sexual harassment way. You know that. Only if you ask me. In a fantasy world, you know, in a fantasy world. It might be possible once I fire you. Would you fire me for being naughty? What if I know the safety word? I should go to a commercial, right? Yes. We'll be right back, everybody, we'll be right back. It was Bob Burton and he's still with Pat and I said, Pat, will you autograph a hex on Craig? And there it is. So I got 15 months left? I don't know, actually. I think with the CBS executive, I don't know if 15 months is the way it's going to go. That's going on. Maybe a little less. We might be a little, a little less. Is it just me, Craig, or does the CBS censor look a little bit like a stripper? I'm serious. The hairs to one side, the glasses, the buttonable shirt. And you can do nothing because that is prime time, bitch. I know. This is a whole story that's like a 40-minute show. It's like Tony and Tina's wedding, but horror. No, but it's truly like scary. David... Yeah, I don't want to go. I'm not going. I'm just saying... No, I get scared enough. Look at that. I've got that bitch over there scaring me. I've got enough scares going on in my life. And then there's Beth right next to it. You see what I did? God, both of you. Prime time. God, both of you. Nailed it. That's how I make your mother's doing, all right, isn't it? It better be if you're going to talk to them like that. Do you know, by the way, that we had to add the cat coming back in the scuba outfit because people were worried that the drawing of the cat had been eaten by the drawing of the shark? Seriously? I blame that woman. Anyway, here's what I learned on the show. I've got wind... I've also got wind in my sails because I've cut holes in my underpants. Anyway, the... This doesn't even make sense. You liked that, though. You smiled. I saw you smile. That was definitely unprofessional of you. I said underpants and you went, mmm, like that. Because I'm about to cut something myself. Oh, yeah, that's right. Oh, that was... You were saying... That was a little bit... Anyway, can I talk about Dancing with the Stars? All right, even though it's not on this network, it's on ABC. You started, so... All right, then. And there are versions of Dancing with the Stars all over the world. In Britain, it's called Come Dancing. That's what it's called! That is what it's called! You... Google that. Google it. Right, you Google it. That's what it's called. Come Dancing, it's called. Yeah. In Spain, it's called Let's Dance. And in Germany, it's called Dancing Popen. That one I made up. But I have to tell you, you look... What's that coming to go? Hot tonight. I'm sorry, I'm a passionate man. I cannot keep inside me what I know to be true. I look at you, and I'm like, damn! That's what I... I'm a man, man. I'm a man. I might be a painted TV clown to you, sure! But inside these pants beats a thunderously impressive penis. I think she's having a great time with it, don't you? A penis that can steer a boat, no less. Why do you have to make it so hard? I'll pay! Finally, this is from Joseph in Rapid City, South Dakota, who says, Hey Craig and Jeff, after watching your show last week, I've decided I think Beth the CBS exec is very hot. Is she single? Are you single, Beth? I will answer him personally after the show. He's a looker, too, baby. Look at that. What, you know a guy called Jeff in South Dakota or something? I can't even remember what his... What is it? Who the hell cares? You know, we shouldn't... You know what we should make fun of Beth for? Not because she's trying to do her job properly, but because she drives a crappy car. I'd actually like that. That'd be better than making me the butt of every joke. You're not the butt of every joke. You're here, you're doing a job, and you're... Listen, I respect that you've got a tough job. That's it? No, come on, man. No, and what a fine butt it is. And we come full circle. We'll be right back. I think we found out what this is called. What's it called again? Beth, what's it called? Mamie? You're Beth now. This is... This is a lady coconut. That was pretty adorable, the cat tap dancing. I learned that we went too long tonight, and the show's running approximately three minutes over. I'd like to apologize to the network. I'm really sorry. But it's just one of those things. One of those... What did we say again, Jeff? One of those crazy, uh-oh things. Good night. Dear Craig and Jeff, does Beth speak any other languages besides Chinese? Beth? I do. What do you speak? That's my kung fu. What the hell is going on? I don't know why I'm there. I think she's a little concerned that Chuck Norris is going to kick her ass as well. We're very out of time here. Oh, dear. Oh, boy. Oh, dear. Yeah, a lot of tension over there. Uh-oh. Oh, no. There's tension. Oh, a lot of tension. Yeah, this is... Yeah, this is sign language for tension. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, you ever see... There's also another... You see that sign? Yeah. That sign, that's the American sign language sign for pixelation. Did you know that? All right, we'll take a break. We'll be right back. No, I'm not supposed to say this, but I miss the days when the mafia ran Las Vegas. They did it properly. It's a city full of gambling and prostitution. It should be run by people that know how to do that. Not some corporate lackey. Not that you wouldn't make a great madam. I'm talking about the new CBS show. You're a CBS executive. You should be excited about that. I am excited about that. Oh, really? Just tell your face. It's because you're talking. That's why my face is this way. It's my... It's my job. My job is to talk. Now what? You want me to come out and go like this? Actually, I think I've done that. Haven't I done that? That was pretty good. Yeah, yeah. That was some of your best work. Just be an executive and don't heckle. You talk to me. Do your show. Do you believe this? What the hell, man? She sounds like me. I'm getting it from both ends. I'm about to lose control and I think I like it. Anyway, it's kind of broken right now so I can't do it. I'm saying this in a sexual manner to annoy the CBS executive who's staring at me with cold, hard, fishy eyes. Try and keep the sexual innuendo out of your show. You bet. Anyway, uh... What? This doesn't even make sense. What's up, Sandy? This doesn't even make sense. Oh. Who picks these things out? Do you pick them... You pick them out. They don't make... Can't you get... You don't pick them... You pick them out. No, he picked them out. He runs the show. I'm his boss. Yeah, throw him under the bus. I am. I mean... It doesn't even matter. You're making a clicking noise. Do you know that? I can hear a clicking noise coming from you. I think it's your ass. And I just won't talk to you anymore. I'll just be silent and glare at you in this nightmare of a show. It's fine. It's like my first marriage. I don't give a... ...back of the show where... where Beth, the CBS executive's favorite musical artist, is on this evening. It's true. Do you want to introduce her? I would love to introduce her. All right. Do you want to... Hold the thing there. Are you ready? Ladies and gentlemen, from their album Home Again, Michael Kiwanuka. All right. ...your present. Really? Yes. Michael? Dinner. Dinner? Dinner. Dinner with Michael. No, no, no. Dinner with Michael. Oh, a T-shirt? Yeah, we got a T-shirt. All right. You ready? We'll sing a song, right? We will sing. All right. Obviously. Ebony and... No, no, no. It was a joke, man. It was a joke. He's my friend. It's his birthday. He's 30 years old today. Something weird just happened. Right, Jeff? Yeah. Jeff and I were mucking about like we do before the show. Right, Jeff? Yeah, just mucking. You know, mucking about. Nothing weird going on. Just a guy and his gay robot pal. And I threw a question at him. I said, I don't know. Maybe we should ask the rhino and watch what happens. Hey. Hey, how you doing? I said, hi. How are you? Is your name Sandra? Yeah, Sandra Peterson. Sandra Peterson? Yeah, no relation though. No, no, no. Where are you from? I'm from the East Coast. I did some traveling up and down there. And then I, you know, came across country and answered Jeff's ad. And here I am. You put an ad in for a rhino? I just said I was horny. Are you... You're a lady rhino then? Or a... Does it matter? No, does it matter? Yeah, I'm a lady. I'm a lady. Sandra. Do you know many male Sandras? Yeah, I think maybe four. Wow. I think five. Yeah, yeah, five. Well, I don't know. That's, you know, it depends on... Anyway, so... Well, that's good. You're very welcome here. Thank you. I just, you know, you and Jeff have a good thing going. And I didn't want to interrupt, you know, that comedy team of Abbott and Costello and Peterson and Ferguson and... Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Ferguson and Peterson, I think is what you meant. Yeah, that's what I said. I think you had it right the first time. Can I fetch you anything? You look like you might be stuck. No, I... You know, I can get out anytime if I want to. I just... Get out. Go on. Get out. Well, I don't feel like it at the moment. You don't feel like it? Not right now. Just prove you can do it. No, I can prove it. I don't need to prove it to you. Prove it. Get out. I'll show you after the show. Oh, show me now. I don't feel like it. So let me get this straight. I am now about to be heckled by a gay robot appliance and a wall hanging. What happened? I came out to meet the studio audience and hot chicks were here winking at me, waving at me, coming on to me like crazy. Right? Exactly. Yeah. Where are you girls from? San Pedro. I'm from Maui. From Maui? Came to visit my two sisters from San Pedro. San Pedro. That's one of those places where they got stuff, right? Oh, yeah. Lots of fish. You're making sound. He said, hey, do you want to meet our network executive, Beth? Beth, come on over and meet some hot chicks. I see. Hey. Hi. Hey, Beth, what's the CBS affiliate in San Pedro? CBS Cares. Apparently they do, just not about San Pedro. So you haven't... Why are you here then? I came for my 60th class reunion. So you're staying with your sisters? You were having the class reunion? Yeah, I just had it Saturday. How was it? Nice. Yeah? 85 people. Most of them were dead. What? What's the coming of guys around? Hey, I didn't know you were Italian. Are you Italian? Oh, yeah. So that is Italian, isn't it? Oh, yes. Oh, yeah. Tutti-frutti ice cream. Since day one. Really? Every night. I'm really sorry. Since day one. Since you started. No, I'm not. No? All right. Well, listen, I'm very glad you're here. Too. But lay off, because I'm working and you guys like... You know, all that kind of hi, hi, say hi. You know what I'm talking about. I'll be good. It's going to be a hot show. Did you find out the name of the affiliate in San Pedro? Yeah. KCBS. I'm on it. KCBS. You just made that up. Really? That's what it is? KCBS San Pedro? All right. We have to take a break. Can we take a break? Yeah. Take a break. All right. We'll take a break. We'll be right back with Mindy Kaling. We'll be right back. We learned that Beth, the CBS executive, didn't know the affiliate in San Pedro, didn't we? We did. How could you possibly make it up to these lovely citizens of San Pedro? Who are, by the way, let's not forget, connected. You ladies are going to dinner at the Ivy. At the Ivy! You want to go to a commercial break? How about I don't want to? Then what are you going to do? Uh-oh, uh-oh. Uh-oh, naughty boy in the tight suit not going to a commercial break. Maybe naughty boy in the... Uh-oh. All right, commercial break then. We'll be right back. Jim says, Dear Craig and Jeff, I'm 19 and I was at church with my parents when a condom fell out of my wallet. What should I have said? You should have said, Oh, what's a condom? That's only if you're a Unitarian. It's a joke. Unitarians can take a joke, can't they? Anyway, do you know David? Oh, yeah, good friend. Okay. He says, Dear Craig and GP, could you get me the CBS executive's number? What do you think, Beth? You want to, uh, you want to meet a guy called David in Iowa? Sounds great. Okay. He says, Wink if you can. I think, uh, I think Beth's, uh, about to leave us and go and get married and live in Iowa. I think, I think Beth's a little easy. Yeah? Try cussing in front of her. You'll find out how easy she is. Not that easy. You're not that easy, Beth. No matter what the taxi drivers say. No, listen. It's a joke. It's a, it's a joke. It's a joke. It's a joke, Beth. Yeah. Yeah, that's who's censoring me these days. You're like, Oh, yeah. When I'm naughty, she pixelates me. How terrible for you. Oh, it's so bad. It makes me want to speak like a perfect German. Oh, it's, it's Craig, it's too tight. Maybe take it off. Oh, my. Too tight. It's too tight. I want to go to Central Iowa. By the way, Central Iowa is my code name for saying have sex. Yeah. And mine is meet me at the mall in Nyack. Oh, thanks everybody for that phony cheering. I nearly never turned up. I thought there was going to be a clip. Isn't there going to be a clip? Oh, it's in a minute? Oh, I got to introduce it? I've been doing this for a while now. How long have I been doing this? Nine years? Still have no idea why. Study says that looking at cute animals actually improves productivity. And that makes sense because I'm a very productive person and I look at puppies in the store window and squirrels in the park, beavers on my computer. I look at all of God's creatures. I set it up. You can't touch me. You've been on this show before, right? I have. I was like 12 or 13. Yeah, you were. It was like my first week or something. Yes, it was the beginning. You didn't get a photograph out of that or anything. No, you didn't think. You didn't think, did you? You bastard. No, but we should look that. We could have looked that up. We should look that up. Yeah. So how was the rest of your childhood then? Was it alright? Yes. Beth would like you to know that CBS in no way condones chicken murder. Right? CBS cares. Exactly. Now look, here's what happened. I wanted to show you this because you were giving me a hard time about what I was saying, the kegels thing. But look, remember this thing? This was this thing and we left it on the mantelpiece and it was doing its kegels and look, it grew a thing. Inappropriate. No, no. It's not inappropriate. It's vegetable matter. Vegetable matter is fine. Does the vegetable matter make you uncomfortable? You make me uncomfortable. See that? I make her uncomfortable. Easy on the Samboras. Yeah, easy on the Samboras there. Good night, everyone. Here's what I learned on the show tonight, Jeff and nephew Ross. Beth, the network executive, speaks Mandarin Chinese. What the hell? Yeah, I know. Or does she? Let's put her to the test. Beth? Translate some stuff into Chinese. Say some stuff. Balls. Really? No, I'm Mandarin. Alright, okay. Can you really speak Chinese or are you making stuff up? No, that's Mandarin. I thought maybe Jeff could translate for when I censor you in Australia since we have to learn Asian languages. Because I can censor you in Australian. Alright. And Mandarin. Alright, so you say something and then you'll say it in Chinese or you say it in Chinese and then he says it in... Whatever you want. You say it in Chinese first. Alright. In your pants. Boy, I can't wait to get out of this top. I like where this is going. Oh, it's so hot in here. I have a rash on my neck. Say goodnight. Would you in Mandarin, would you, Beth? This is the third time this has happened. And you know what that means? Naked executive, Beth. That's what it means. Is that what it means? That's what it means. Oh, okay. I missed that. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You can, yeah. It doesn't matter at this point. Oh, don't you get huffy with me, girl. You bring some electricity, then we'll talk. How about it? Yeah, alright, good. No, you guys run out of power, isn't it? This is the dance we do when we tell a genuine late night show. So, what you're saying is you like it a little bit extra in the back? A little bit extra in the back, yeah. Look, they're just talking to each other now. They're not even paying attention to us. Look. Look, they're just talking to each other. Look, seriously. You don't even have to do it. I just did what you were going to do anyway. Just keep it there. Just keep it there the whole show. Keep it there the whole show? What about if I keep it there? Oh, like that. Yeah, alright. Oh, like that. Yeah, alright. When does it become offensive? Like, it's okay like that, but is that when you peck someone? So, even if I just give you that much, you get upset? Even the tip. There's a certain person once in a while I see a girl with, like, horn-rimmed glasses on. Beth. Who is that? That's the network executive. What does she want? I don't know if I can tell you what she wants or what I think she needs. Shouldn't even ask. Well, all I'm saying is you're a little uptight, Beth. We must admit. She reminds me of Kathy Lee years ago. Thank you. That's a compliment. He is so classy. Look how classy, Regis. You're so classy. Well, thank you very much. I like her. Kristen Stewart. I mean, she's not having a big Thanksgiving dinner. She's on a diet and she doesn't want to cheat. I haven't seen that one before. You know what I think is funny? Whenever I hear the horse laughing to himself. What's even funnier is you hear the horse's ass laughing to himself. Happy Thanksgiving, everybody. Happy Thanksgiving. Goodnight.