The Voice Outtakes Seasons 11 & 12 - Adam Levine Funniest Moments

You are truly one in a billion and you belong on my team. I'm gonna claw and I'm gonna fight. It's crazy! No one's got stamina like me to win the boys. Yeah baby! Is that me? Give me a kiss. I don't like puppets. I don't like puppets at all. Adam is a fighter like her. Watch this. Yeah, she's killing it right now. Come on! Blake hasn't been making time for me lately. I'm a little saddened by that. Adam, come sit with me. You're gonna be okay. Maybe a little jealous. I picked Blake too! Why don't you guys just make out? I miss my friend, you know. It makes me super sad. Oh my god, are you guys in love? I hope Blake will be my friend again. There's a new dynamic with these two. They're like dating. And so when they both push sometimes, it like flips me out. I'm like the third wheel in this thing. Now I have to worry about you getting mad at me and Blake getting mad at me. This sucks. Alicia doesn't want you being mean to Gwen either. I'm not being mean to anybody. Yes, you are. Stop saying things that are not true. You're being mean to me right now. I can be mean to you. That's part of our thing. That's true. I love those two. I even love Blake. I hope it's not Blake. Everyone has so much respect for each other and love and we feel like we can go too far but then realize, you know, hey, we were just messing around. So it makes for the best time of the day. There's like a party going on or something in here. Yeah, baby. Who's ready to party? Party! Thanks, Billy Gilman. Thank you, dude. You're a good dude. Really happy to know you. You're a better dude. No, I'm not a better dude. I'm just a dude. He's not. He's a funny guy. You know, he's a funny guy. Makes me laugh. I gotta stop thinking about how funny he is. Okay, someone else. Someone else talk. Look at Adam. Adam's like our agent or something. That was brilliant, you guys. Money. Keep it up. That's great. You're such an agent now. Great. Everybody's doing great. Good stuff. Let me tell you something. A, B, C. Always be closing. Hey, did you get my itinerary? Will you grab my bags out of my trailer? Oh my God. You sound like one of the guys from Revenge of the Nerds. Blake. Shelton. Blake. Shelton. He's watching a video right now. He can't talk to you. He'll get back to you after he's finished. My tie-dye. Your tie-dye. And my tie-dye and my camel. I'm a mess right now. You look great, though. Look what I'm wearing. And your leopard shoes. And my leopard shoes. I'm like NWA, Grateful Dead, Blake Shelton, and Cher. All the same. All in one. You're doing great, though. What do I say? What do I do? Dude. You know, the other coaches have a lot of flubs and mistakes, but I'm always on my game. Hey, the live rounds of the... It would... If you were as live as us, it would. That doesn't make any sense. It would if you were live as us. Live... That's a dumbass. I'm not sure about that one. I think some snot came out of my nose. Can we talk about these shoes? Yes. Do you like my shoes? Because I really like them. Those are pretty wild. Aren't they fun? Now that you're the white CeeLo, you might have to start wearing shoes like that. Yeah, you better behave, because if I ever kick you with these, you won't get up again. Solid gold in your crotch. Rocket ship. Move your stupid hand. The voice. Hand. Glove. Baseball mitt. Baseball glove. Number one. Voice. Oh, I know what it is. Thumbs up. Football. Foam finger, right? Yes. Will you stop? Here we go. Okay, next. You're a terrible artist. This is terrible. What the hell is that? Flamingo. Yes! Whoa. How did you not get foam finger out of that? That is a foam finger. Because it looks like a hand on a stick. It is a hand on a stick. By the way, whose arm is that much smaller than the foam finger? These are so hard. Damn it. Discus throwing. It's a pendulum. Necklace. Jewelry. Cherry. You need 20 minutes to do these. Plate. Homer Simpson. Toe. It's an elephant. It's a horse. I think we should start over. That's an elephant. I'm going to frame that in my house. Can I keep it and frame it? Two new people that I can name. That you can't be. It's nice because now I feel like the testosterone to estrogen levels are totally equalized. What do you mean? There's one guy and three girls now. You're an idiot. You didn't even have anything to say. There is no word. You were just sitting there with your mouth open and flies were flying in and out of your mouth hole. Because you were so dumbfounded by it. Let me tell you something about me. This is my sweet spot. This is where I get all my ---- together. You got no sweet spot, man. Blake, can you send me an emoji? For what reason? My emotion. Noop, noop, noop, noop. Noop. One, two, three, four. You don't want to join in the dick? What in the hell is happening? You know what I mean? It's just a weird thing to say a lot. What is? Everything that comes out of your mouth. Right. So y'all have like this written. Could they get some more rugs? We need some more. Just like three more. Let's go. I always forget there's a camera on me. It's like all fun and games until it's like on TV. Millions of people see me look like an idiot. All the time. I hit my button first. So? That makes no sense. It makes no sense. I love her. I love Gwen. So much. I love you, Blake. I love you. You're an awesome friend. I love you, Blake. You're really good at talking too. I love you, Adam. Blake, you're a good talker, man. I love you, my little Bohican. I love my little crunchy cupcake. Little bumpkin. Adam, who is the winner of this battle? When you say it, it makes it so much harder. It's my job. I know. I thank you. And I thank you for the job that you do. Carson Daly, everybody. Carson Daly. Adam, tough decision. Who do you pick as the winner of this battle? There you go again. You did it. You did it all over again. Shout out to the guy in the chair. He's awesome. Thank you, Gwen, for being my... Guys! What? Hi, Blakey. What's up? Hi, Adam Levine. Hi. What are you guys doing right here? We were having girl talk. What were y'all talking about? We were talking about you boys and... Oh, me? Y'all talking about me? No, unfortunately. The talent is better than ever before. Will it be the 15-year-old California piano teacher versus... The heart surgeon with a heart of gold. You're kidding. Coming past the prison guard with an angel's soul. Up next, a bookkeeper from Jerusalem. A cobbler with other plans. An Alabama school teacher with a delightful tone. An accountant who's crunching notes instead of numbers. Coming up next, we have an arsonist with an inner conscience. Up next, a chauffeur who's driving the beat. That took me a minute, that one. Coming up next, a rodeo clown with other plans. A librarian who's been reading notes instead of books. Coming up next, a serial killer with indie rock dreams. Congratulations, Adam. Thank you. Is that an actual Muppet? Yes, it's yours, baby. Did you make that Muppet? For you, baby. I don't like puppets, man. I gotta think about puppets. But they couldn't find a cardigan. Get that puppet away from me. Breathe. Breath. There's no word I spell incorrectly more often than breath and breathe. I swear, I'll be like, oh man. It's just one little E. Adam and Blake are gonna go at it. When you buy a sweater that looks like a barcode, does it freak out the cash register? Does the cash register, like, they're trying to sweep the whole thing? Blake is gonna make fun of me every chance he gets. You're dressed like a mom, be warned. Blake will probably make fun of Adam's outfit. Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice. Oh God, he's still there. That's the only joke he thinks is funny. I'm gonna get a country horse this year, for sure. I've listened to you my whole life. I pick Blake. Of course. I pick Blake. Boring. Valentine's Day doesn't mean that much to me, because I believe every day is Valentine's Day, except Valentine's Day. Don't have to go any further than just a few chairs down to be with my valentine, Adam. Chocolates. How original. He took a bite out of one. That's, uh, real classy. Alicia, these are all for you for Valentine's Day. I love you. I don't want to go back to Old Billy. I had a crazy high voice, too, when I was young. Like, it was nuts. It was crazy. I, like, it was so high. Well, unfortunately, people go, so when are you boys gonna change? You're 28. Thanks. Did you have the problem where you answered the phone and thought it was a girl? Oh, absolutely. Happened to me, too. It happened at the hotel here. Anything else, Mrs. Gilman? I used to have to, like, lower my voice when I answered the phone. Like, hello? Then they just thought it was an old lady. Oh, honey. Knitting is at seven. They even have their own different styles of dancing. It reminded me of us, actually. Oh, for sure. I do the hip thing. You and me? Yeah. I do the hip thing. Yeah, I love when you do that, sweetheart. Sweetheart. Welcome to The Voice. That's three times you've beat me. Wow. What do you do? Are you just mad at me? I didn't mean to. Because she's better than you in every way. Nothing you say bothers me. Ever. Why don't you ever learn that, man? Jesus. Like, the other day, I made myself a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, right? How about yourself? I had it on this really tasty white bread. Is it white or is it wheat? I can't tell the difference. Is it white bread or wheat bread? Stop it. What is the matter with you? What in Sam hell? In Sam hell. Musically, we get along. What does that mean? Time out. Shame on you guys for thinking that's funny at all. That's not even like, that's not funny. Shame on all of you guys for laughing at that. In other words, Adam is telling you all how stupid you are. Blake is lost. Hey, come back. What are you doing? You're like the Sasquatch. You're like Bigfoot lost in the woods, man. You look like Chewbacca right now. It's tradition. Obviously, Adam. I'm going to say Adam because I saw him do these daggone pull-ups and leg lifts right before he went out to his intro. It was quite impressive. Thank you, Leisha. Oh, let's just go ahead and pick. I'm going to go with Gweleisha. Gwen is coming back next season. Yes, another lady that we all love. Especially Blake. Are you going to have to sit between them? You guys, they do it. That's an exclusive. That's out of Adam's mouth. They do the sex with each other. But are you going to have to sit between them this next season? Yeah, it's annoying. Because they're still in the love phase. They've still got googly eyes. It's disgusting. It's just disgusting. You should see when they... We shot the blinds already. You should see when they fight over someone. It's like, okay. You're not really funny. You still have a chance to get somebody. You don't have a chance to get somebody. All I hear is this. You can get a warm button turn and you'll be finished. Was that a burp? That was gross. My bad. How could I possibly be expected to handle press on a day like this? It's not that I hate doing press. I love doing press. I just hate Blake Shelton. Never had one lesson. Hey, look, a tram. All right, Universal Studios. This one goes out to all you. Okay, Levine. Love is shame. You got it now. Thank you for all the joy and pain. Don't be afraid. Leroy. My boy. No touches, please, sir. What can I do for you, sir? Just told me I'd get a table. Do you have a reservation? Adam Levine. Remember me? Voice. Sexiest man in 2013. That's you. That's me. I'm a huge fan. Which is why I know the real Adam Levine is live in like five minutes. That's... I knew you were never sick. I didn't know Gwen was here. Gwen? Levine? Yep. Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. What do I have to say to you to get you to be on my team? This is like picking cake. Oh, my gosh. I have cake. I got tons of cake backstage. You offered her cake. She said I want cake. Backstage. She said I want cake. This is literally like seventh grade. Even though Adam and Blake fight all the time, deep down they love each other. Let's talk about desperate. You're like, I think they should name a day after you. An Italia day. That's desperate? Sometimes Adam makes it a little too easy. For me to make fun of him. And even though it is a little too easy, I'm still going to do it. Shut your pie hole. Isn't that weird? That you guys are like together and like on the show. Wow, are you serious right now? Isn't that amazing? Are you really going there? Blake, it's interesting to see him with Gwen. It's a whole new dynamic. Hi, Blake. Hi, pretty girl. Ew. Gross. You know, he hasn't been making time for me lately. I'm maybe a little jealous. I miss my friend, you know. It makes me super sad. Yeah. He just came over and he goes. Hey, give me five. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, excuse me. Excuse me, I have a hand. Seriously? It's not her fault. He's dressed like a mom. I don't want to talk about it. Why would they pick me if they could pick you? I don't know. They wouldn't. That's my point. I really like my sweater. It's so weird. Like, you've got to move your whole body. I'm done laughing for the rest of the night. That's it. I'm done.