Liza Koshy Pun Compilation!

Now, if you guys thought I came to Ikea and I couldn't make any puns, don't worry, I got this. Look at size shopping buddy. Hi, I've been assigned to you. Okay. Woo! David had a lot of coffee this morning. Some people would say a lot of Joe. Oh my god, would you look at all these collars. Hey babe. Ow. Hey babe. What are you doing? Sorry, you don't like me dragging this on your face? Give me like a fruit or something. Pomegranate. He took my creative genius for pomegranate. Okay, look guys, I'm gonna be honest with you, I feel like I'm running out of ideas. Not running out of Ikea ideas. Wow, that's the most exercise I've ever done for an intro. Whoa, guys, look at this chair. It's real nice. I had a friend in high school, and she would always have all the hot gossip on everybody. And whenever she would stop telling me things, I was like, tell him more, do tell him more. I had a friend named Gertrude, but everybody would call her Gert, and she really liked to race. And whenever she would, we would say, go Gert, go! I had a friend named Olivia, but everybody would call her Evia, and she was in theater. And we would say, act Evia, act Evia! Hey David. What's going on, dude? Sorry, I like to lech, man. Who can put this together? Oh, John. John'll do it. You're gonna do it. I really don't want to do it. You're gonna do it. No, I'm not gonna do it. Liza! Should I wax my beard or my mustache? I don't know. Or should I wax both? Hey Bailey. Yeah, that's it for this one. You getting sassy with me? You getting sassy? You being a smart ass? Now that is one good looking girl, I'd say. This may be too soon, but I think you're beautiful. That diamond over there ain't that shiny, but this pearl over here sure do shine. Well, he said he wanted more, so I gave him some. Okay. And after we were done mud wrestling, he looked over at me and said, my cock burns. And I told him, it's burning because you got tycoon diabetes. Someone real stupid asked me what this was, and I looked at him and said, it's a can, duh. She said she wanted to fight me, so I said, girl, are we bout a box? And then he started yelling at me, and I said, hey, you don't need to be so vocal. And I told him, I don't like girls. I don't like being close to boys. You know, I used to date a boy named Chiku, and he asked me, hey, can I leave? And I said, sure, Chiku, bye. Some people don't take me seriously, but they don't realize I'm an actor. And then he leaned in and whispered in my ear. You like my bowl, man? Beer, go, beer, go, beer, go, do it, do it, yes, beer, go, do it, do it, yes. Oh, root beer. Yes. Hey, I root for beer. You get, you see what I see? I get it, but it's kind of stupid. You know, I try to make fun like my cousin. Yeah, so what are you doing? Well, I'm just napping. Liza, come on, I want to go. Enough, David. Put a cork in it. Oh, honey, when it comes to looks, you slaying the game. No, it's none of us. It literally looks exactly like a bus. No, it's not a bus. You're saying it's not a bus. It's not a bus. There's no way. It's not a bus. Hey, we should probably get a couple of these. I've been wanting to tell you for a while now, but you the best. Hey, we should collab sometime. Maybe we should collab. All right, but it was bad. It was bad? I guess I have a lot of work to mountain. You mean a lot of work to do. Yes, to mountain, yeah. Yeah. You gonna pay this beer for tonight? Wow, so that was it, guys. That's all the puns I got. Print the paper. Let her print the paper. Liza, let her print paper. I know, just let her print the paper. I just want everyone to let her print her paper. Let her print her paper. Let her print her paper? Let her print her paper. Okay. Just let her print the paper. Oh, this just in, we got new chair pads. Hey, do you trust me? Do you trust me? Turn this video off before I make another bad pun. Wow, white people can't make a beat out of anything. What do you mean? White people can make a beat out of anything, Liza. I don't think so. And that's what I knew, that it was time to be a white person who can make a beat out of anything. Finished. Perfect. Wow, you did make a beat. Out of anything. Apple. I guess my cringeworthiness pulled him away from the computer. Is your refrigerator running? No, mine's driving away. Back. You want to just start off with some quick puns? What? Do something with that. What does it say? Just do something with it. What does it say, David? I can't read it. It's too far. Messy. I'm trying to make a pun. Okay. What's the pun? I need to go get a cart. Wheel. Are you going to use it? Did it make you? I got you a cart. Wheel. Get it? Because the cart did a cart wheel. Did you see that? So let's say I have a tomato. Uh huh. Let's say I lose this tomato. Oh no. Okay. Then I have an extra one. Yeah. What would you call it? Uh, I don't know. I don't know either. A spare, I guess. Human burrito. My beans. Your beans? Yeah. Just sit down. You're being too rough. Oh my god. Alright, we were at Playlist this weekend and the guy who watches the vlogs came up to me and he's like, why do you make Gabby look like such a hoe in all the vlogs? And then he's like, and why do you make Liza look so cringeworthy in all the vlogs? And I'm like, I don't do that. And he's like, oh, so she does that herself? Yeah. I do myself. What? I was trying to make a pun and be cringeworthy but it just wasn't happening so clearly I'm not cringeworthy so suck it. How am I supposed to make a pun out of just words? You have to give me like a fruit or something. Pomegranate. He took my creative genius for pomegranate. Apple. I guess my cringeworthiness pulled him away from the computer. What? That's it for today's vlog. Thanks for watching, Grace. Make sure you like and subscribe. Preview at David Dobrik. Anything else to add, Liza? Grace. Another girl that you pick for the end of the vlog shoutout? What's the problem? You always pick girls, David. Goodness gracious. I'm out of socks. Do you want to go there? I don't know. You don't know? Why? I don't know. I don't know either. Liza, they have a cough fee. Every time you cough, there's a fee. David, for the 52nd vlog. 53rd. Oh, it's okay if it's 53rd. God damn it. They don't have like ketchup packets just laying around? Well, there's a couple sleeping over there. I hope there's more fries. Ah, ----. I thought there was no more. Oh my god. Is that sugar? That was a waste of money. Liza, you got a lunchbox and? And? You got a lunchbox and? And? You got a lunchbox and and? Why'd you get both? I need a new vibrator. Thank you. Take this. No, it's Takis. It's a fuego. Give me. Ah, it's too hot. Who wanted it? The kid. The kid down there wanted it? Tell him to come and say it to my face. David, he's one. Yeah, so I can definitely take him. Do you think I need a large? Are you trying to button it? I'll get a large. Alright guys, this is probably going to be one of the best jokes I've ever had in my life. Get ready. Number one comedy of the year. Watch this guy. Oh my god, you actually got it! I mean, I guess it was because I was all tied up talking about how crazy Target is. Falling rocks? Oh, I said I want Italian. Let's get Thai food. Okay, fine. Mexican food. Do you want that big off-camera kiss? Yeah. Okay, so? **** it. Thai. You want to get that? Yeah. Okay, that's a good option. I'm down for **** it Thai too. Do you know what you remind me of? What? A princess? No, a crazy ******* bitch that ruins everyone's lives. That's pretty cool. What is that? Oh, cool. I get it. Love is all around you. Hey man, what's your name? Nate. Should I get these? Liza. Wait. Okay, okay, okay. Never mind. Let's get the **** out of here. There is so much freaking soap in my cart. And I'm going to buy all of it. That was pretty good. I deserve a cheer. Great prices on spirits. A spirit? Oh my god. Oh, a party spirit! You really want to be a thumbnail? Yeah. Why? Because I'm crying for it. Liza, where are we going? Coldplay concert! Unfortunately. Again, because the first time they couldn't play all their songs. No, because the first time I wasn't invited, so they had another one. Special $1. What? Well, that sure doesn't make sense. Oh my god, Liza, look! Rocks! You want to go play with them? Yeah! This rocks! Man, I guess my pun game is kind of off. Wait a second. It didn't dawn on me how many puns I still have. What did one entrance say to the other entrance? What? Last night, I went out and I met a dog. Okay. A bunch of girls were trying to play volleyball with me, and I said, I'm not going to play volleyball unless you raise an ass. She asked me, why is everybody killing each other? And I said, well, Susie, that's what the war is all about. I had a teacher named Miss Jen, and she wouldn't let me play with myself in class. And I said, play Miss Jen, play Miss Jen. Then he started crying about moving out, and I said, well, son, that's what happens when you're almost 18. And that's when I knew, Paul's not my daughter. Paul's my son. Some people call me unstoppable. Oh, and you know I like to snuggle. Okay, that one was random. I need to finish. David, which one do you want? What? Kvick, choose one. What? Kvick, choose one. Kvick! Why, what, do you think I have an accent or something? Ah, great. The toad's broken again, Liza. Ah, that's poopy. Ew, no poop jokes. No poop jokes. Why? I always want to say that. There's a lot of buildup inside of me. Ew! Yes! He's got ribba. That is ribba. Ow! I'm gonna just hit you in your ribba. Oh, no, that was bad. No, it wasn't. No, it was bad. Okay, maybe I didn't frame it properly. Okay, just picture this. Man, I should have made a lot more puns in the store. I think my pun game is going down.