Comedian Cat Picks You As His Chosen One

i told you it wasn't me man this is kidnapping for real you know i left the door open the cat on my car what are you doing on my car how did i get a cat on my car nice balance mate but the cat distribution system has officially lost its mind oh hello hi you're on my car it's probably nice and warm because it's whoa please don't fall off wherever the spotlight is you'll find these furballs just you wait and see he's watching someone chose the weirdest time to complete their system mission buddy seems determined to milk every single perk from his favorite human guys i don't own a cat whose cat is well pardon looks like messy yeah but he's actually mr messy in disguise well let's get in here quiet vibe and gentle moves this is exactly this dude's taste oh hello okay kiddo must be one of the fluffiest social butterflies out there huh this thing came in hello are we friends now we don't look like friends with those ears back oh so the cat distribution system selects homes with enough hidden corners for exploring look at their smile he's so cute get ready because you're about to become a completely random chosen one kittens like those who are polite and don't feel like a threat stand up stand up just stand up this is your ultimate guide to winning over the heart of the pickiest buddies on earth stray cats tend to avoid humans but missing cats might enjoy the attention like this there's around 70 million stray cats in the us so just help if you can i leave my window open for 10 minutes while i'm getting my takeaway coffee and there's a cat in my car someone who lives off vibes like me would never miss a party like this just another day in istanbul where cats are literally everywhere sometimes these random little street buddies remind us that giving is also receiving excuse me nancy could you not bring your fella home that is not my cat nancy hi welcome hmm not loud no weird smells no fuss approved are you gonna stay here till i go home for real why are you so obsessed with me yeah okay um i think i've been chosen by the distribution system oh yeah want to know if your energy's good let a random cat decide oh okay okay okay i don't know what to do with you at this moment you're stuck okay okay okay let me just you're stuck let me the weight of luck congrats this is what good fortune looks like kiddos like feel safe and warm of course surrounded by attention seekers you're cool boy one cat is luck two is an honor three congrats you're officially at bed you're coming home with me in greece every cat is everyone's cat so basically the country is full of committee cats that means you've earned your buddy's full trust what do i do what do i do god is getting me a cat what do i do you thought you picked a cat nah they just accepted your application no way they'd stick if you weren't the chosen see ya