Comedian Cat Picks You As His Chosen One 🤣

I told you it wasn't me, man. This is kidnapping for real. You know, I left the door open and it just kept getting set on. Come here, kitty. Oh, my. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. A cat on my car. What are you doing on my car? How did I get a cat on my car? Ah! Nice balance, mate, but the cat distribution system has officially lost its mind. Oh, hi, you're on my car. It's probably nice and warm because it's well, please don't fall off. Wherever the spotlight is, you'll find these furballs. Just you wait and see. Someone chose the weirdest time to complete their system mission. Buddy seems determined to milk every single perk from his favorite human. Guys, I don't own a cat. Well, whose cat is it? Well, pardon? Looks like Messi. Yeah, but he's actually Mr. Messi in disguise. Quiet vibe and gentle moves. This is exactly this dude's taste. Oh, hello. Kiddo must be one of the fluffiest social butterflies out there, huh? This thing came in. Hello. Are we friends now? We don't look like friends with those ears back. So the cat distribution system selects homes with enough hidden corners for exploring. Look at their smile. He's so cute. Get ready, because you're about to become a completely random chosen one. Kittens like those who are polite and don't feel like a threat. Stand up, stand up, just stand up. What's happening? Come here, baby. Hi, sweetie. Hi. Come here. My gosh, what a neighbor. We have a neighborhood friend. She's nicer than the other one. This is your ultimate guide to winning over the heart of the pickiest buddies on Earth. Stray cats tend to avoid humans, but missing cats might enjoy the attention like this. There's around 70 million stray cats in the US, so just help if you can. I leave my window open for 10 minutes while I'm getting my takeaway coffee. There's a cat in my car. Someone who lives off vibes like me would never miss a party like this. Just another day in Istanbul where cats are literally everywhere. Sometimes these random little street buddies remind us that giving is also receiving. Excuse me, Nancy, could you not bring your fella home? That is not my cat. Nancy. Hi. Welcome. Hmm, not loud. No weird smells. No fuss. Approved. Are you going to stay here till I go home? For real? Why are you so obsessed with me? Yeah, OK. Um, I think I've been chosen by the distribution system. Oh, yeah. Want to know if your energy's good? Let a random cat decide. OK, OK, OK, OK. I don't know what to do with you at the moment. You're stuck. OK, OK, OK. Let me just... You're stuck. Let me... The weight of luck. Congrats! This is what good fortune looks like. Kiddos like, feel safe and warm, of course. Surrounded by attention seekers, you're cool, boy. One cat is luck. Two is an honour. Three? Congrats! You're officially a bed. That's better. You're coming home with me. In Greece, every cat is everyone's cat. So, basically, the country is full of committee cats. Hi. Thank you. Where are you? You are so funny. That means you've earned your buddy's full trust. What do I do? God has given me a cat. What do I do? You thought you picked a cat? Nah, they just accepted your application. No way they'd stick if you weren't the chosen. See ya.