Ricky Gervais and the Fictional Baby with AIDS

I know Tracy I kind of resemble you too What does that mean to us Yes Is it Netflix What is Ricky Gervais Duh They're sad their child is ill but they're doing well I'm saying ha it's coming your way It's coming to this your child is getting help She says oh my god Geoff why are they all calling him He's getting help Geoff says they're not all being treated equally She said oh they are yes they've been won and they're being punished completely I said it and we're dealing with a man who's also a fraud Anyone who appears like that is a complete fool That's what Geoff says and possibly he didn't even know the implications Well I'm going to add that Jane Beck did not It's funny because it's true I think we've inherited our sense of humor from our parents whether we realize it or not—especially working-class kids and especially from working-class mothers They're doing it all—juggling family work raising children keeping men in check and saving the world They have time They need to shock you into staying alive They have to scare you into good behavior if they can't watch you all the time They had to go to dark places to make you ******* listen didn't they When I was little if my mum made me my tea and it wasn't my favorite It was like eating boiled potatoes instead of chips every single day and I'd say I don't like them and my mum would immediately respond Of course you do—there are children your age in Africa who are starving to death And I'm like oh right you know true story I was seven years old I came running in from playing at the park and my mum said "Ricky come and sit down"—there must have been a local pedo incident right And she went never going into the park's toilets again And I went why Now she knew she couldn't explain paedophilia to a seven-year-old but this is what she came up with right She said because there 's a man going around and he's cutting little boys' wigs off I was going what that's the damn thing isn't it I hadn't slept in about a week right It worked—I never went to the bathroom again but she just knew instinctively She knew that if she didn't like Ricky she could just come and sit down—this man would never go into the park's restrooms again why not Oh there's a pedophile what's a pedophile Oh he's a man who gives you candy and puppies Bring it on you know what I mean At seven years old I'd have done anything for a puppy Come on get the puppy inside Get the puppy I can't— I just can't do it with my left hand Come on for ****'s sake have you been drinking Come on What kind of puppy is it A what A Labrador I'm sorry sweetie I'll give you a blowjob I'll keep going sweetie baby come on I miss the local pedophile There was always someone outside the school your mum used to walk past and she'd say "Look he's wearing the uniform of a paedophile didn't he " An old man bald on top with long hair down the sides Your mum would go "Look there's a pedo so say hello hello " That's a filthy ******* pedophile that's what they look like that's what a filthy ******* pedophile looks like dirty scruffy ******* pervert right If he touches you he'll burn this house down right It was a solid system And then Michael Jackson shows up and shatters them all He's not an unattractive fellow I'm not saying Michael Jackson definitely was a pedophile no one knows for sure only Michael and the people he paid off All I'm saying is Michael Jackson wasn't some disheveled pedophile—he was like a prince of popcorn Kids adored Michael kids loved Michael just by looking at him He was like a little Disney cartoon wasn't he And his voice hello Michael Jackson could have approached any kid he wanted—probably my girl I think That's another thing kids say there 's Michael Jackson he's leaving us But people don't care People love Michael Jackson they say You know Michael Jackson was a pedophile and they go oh I don't agree with that I 'm like they're the geniuses I mean if he'd have lived to stand trial he'd be in the rap because he's so vulnerable and he'd be so exposed in court wouldn't he He'd be there and the judge would say "Michael did you feed all those kids " And he'd reply "Hee-hee " The judge would say "Off you go you rascal get out of here now "