♡The Suite life of Zack & Cody funny moments©️

Drew! Drew, we need to talk to you. What? Take it away, Zach. What's wrong with your old bikes? They're still perfect. Mom, they're tricycles. We can't afford bikes right now. I mean, it's that or food. No, forget I gave you that option. Tyresha, what do you want to be? I'm gonna be a hockey player. Whichever pays better. Oh no, it's broken. My hat isn't broken. It's supposed to be. You know this. It wasn't us. We were... We... We're... Framed! Wait. What if it's Mr. Mosby? I'm toast. Come in! Oh no, she's playing the diaper card again. You know, Mom, if we knew you were always gonna pull that diaper thing, we would've just sat in it. Speak for yourself. It's there. No. It isn't. Yes, it is. Right there. Are you blind? You can totally feel it. Oh, you pulled the skin! That's cause there's no hair there. And no deodorant. Aww, you're looking for armpit hair. Mom! My little boys are becoming little men. You should really knock. We don't walk in on you. Actually, you do. And you bring friends. Oh, please. Do you realize how ridiculous you're being? Me? Have you looked in the mirror lately? The traditional costume of La Mimba. It also happens to be the traditional costume of Le Dork. No one's got the time. And what president would you say you admire the most? Oh, that's easy. President Carter. Why? Well, uh... He, uh... Hammers! Uh, nails things! Nails things, he, uh... He, um, uh... Builds, um... Builds houses! Builds houses for... He builds houses for nuns! Builds houses for nuns. Builds houses for old people? Cold people! Builds houses for cold people. Uh... Poor people! Builds houses for poor people! And I believe everyone should have a place to live. Where you can watch TV to see commercials for stuff to buy. Which helps the economy. What? Packed blankie. Don't need it. I'm quitting cold turkey. But it might come in handy. Say you run into a grizzly bear. You could take out your blankie, and he would laugh himself to death. Or I can show him your report card. Agnes. How am I gonna get rid of her? Maybe she'll have a lousy time on your date. After all, you are boring as a stick. Actually, worse. You can play with a stick. Thanks for trying to cheer me up. This is our chance to get on TV! Yeah, I always thought you'd be on TV. I just assumed you'd be in handcuffs. You mean as a magician? Yeah, that's it. Now watch me, Miss Mosby. Maurice thinks I'm really good. Here I go. See, it looks like I'm walking downstairs, but I'm really just crouching forward a little more each time. So it looks like I'm walking downstairs, but I'm really not. Aren't mimes supposed to be silent? I'm sorry I worked you like a pack mule. I was just thinking of the money. Lots and lots of money! Bag loads of money! Sorry. It's okay that you wanted to make money off my cookies, but I just need time to make them just right. And 75% of the profits. 40! 50! Done. Okay, but I get 10% of both your cuts. Done. It's not worth it. Oh no! The box said it would be a Honey Mist Auburn! Honey, you missed Auburn big time! How many times must I tell you? This hotel lobby is not your personal playground. Now, since you two have arrived at my hotel, you have been nothing but... Under what? You know of youthful energy whose spirit has brought life into this stodgy old place? And to say thank you, you want to reward us with free Sundays? Thanks, Mr. Mosby! You're the best! I've been watching you scream for 10 minutes! Why didn't you wake me? There's nothing on TV. People were never gonna get picked. Well, you won't. But when I become a star, you can be one of my peeps. Not the main peep, maybe a backup peep. What? Not a peep at a unit. Exactly. Gloss me. Sorry, we're watching the counter from Maddie. We're not allowed to accept money, make change, or touch any of the merchandise. Is there anything you can do? I can shove 12 gummy arms up my nose, you wanna see? Well, let's go! I used to like this when I did it for love. Now I'm doing it for money and... I feel dirty! Wipe your filth off with this 20 and get back to work. Why aren't you working? Why don't you help out and separate some eggs for me? Done! Cooking is easy! We're on the 23rd floor, what's eggs gonna do? Fly in our window? She is good! Let's cut the ropes! Don't be ridiculous, she might fall and hurt somebody! That's a risk I'm willing to take. No.