Akpan and Oduma Separate Ways Latest Nigerian Comedy 2026 Skit

No what's going on You're full of nonsense Is that really credit Everything's a big deal I'm not expecting money from anyone Akbar you don't need to wait for money from anyone these days—people will transfer funds directly to your account and that's how we'll withdraw cover our needs and get through the week Rather than the waka as they used to Tell me I'm not taking a direct path with you I have a direction now I'm heading to AI Place He' s the one who sent me a message He's the one who sent you a message Yes he's the one who sent me a message Go block him Show him where he's headed He sent me a message to come here What did he say He said I should not tell you He said I should not tell you that he has one online venture called Waka He wants us to come and run together I shouldn't tell you this See Akbar I've been here ever since you told me you had the money He told me not to tell you If I tell you about the online waka you'll use your intuition to scatter him He said I shouldn't tell you about it I didn't see his message He just said he shouldn't have told me He said he said I shouldn't tell you He said he didn't take back his words He didn't take back his words He said he would come here this month Yes And I'm going to afford a big racket with dollars involved He said in the next seven days we will be discussing the Bilonians Bilonians For this racket Which racket is there The dollar racket He said I shouldn't tell you He said he shouldn 't tell you He said I shouldn't tell you Yes So if you don't want to go there you 'd better call AI and tell them at you won't drag me in as a shift supervisor I don't want to tell you Go meet Baruski yourself Let meet AI Let everyone go their own way Yes now I don't want to tell you Aqua It's alright I was with Omina when your message came in He said he wanted to follow me I said no way He cannot follow me He cannot follow you It should be noted that Odamu's sensitivity is excessive he's suffering from hypersensitivity as I now know That's why I don't want to bring him into this online venture—if he shows up now he could later claim he's launching his own project separate from mine You're right He said I want to go to Baruski's place He and Baruski have their own scheme they're trying to pull off No problem You should be comfortable The two of them him and Patu even fit each other perfectly so they should just go ahead and do their own thing You and I should focus on our own online venture—you understand I hope this online venture will make us billionaires fast Because Omina said that the scheme he wants to pull off with Baruski will make them billionaires in seven days Billionaires Billionaires It's like Odamu Do I need to lie CEO in Lairate What's that called My point is we have to make money fast before they do Because if they strike first they'll laugh at us Alright The thing is I'm going to promise you one thing This online venture is going to pay off We're going to get rich We're going to make money Even if we won't become billionaires we're still going to make money—don 't you worry Just focus on what I'm about to tell you so you understand You'ready Explain the idea to me Give him what he wants What do you want I have a very simple racket If we run it well it will sell everywhere Give me the racket I want to see how it works Alright I've got this racket It's called stolen goods Stolen goods I'm going to sell a product—like a gadget or anything—to someone at a rock-bottom price Then after a few days you'll dress up as a police officer I'll take you to the person's house You 'll tell him the goods are stolen He either returns them or you take him to the police station to face immediate court charges And since the individual won't come with us to the police station the authorities will arrest him He'll return the items and we'll resell them We'll go through the process again Exactly This format isn't working It 's not effective But I have a challenge What kind of goods should we collect the following day I don't do my research Yes I can't figure out that the products currently moving fast in the market are the iPhone and human hair The iPhone and human hair Exactly That's not true Why do you want to buy an iPhone and human hair Don't worry I'm not arranging anything for those items Even after undergoing two or three procedures we purchase our own equipment so we can dedicate them full-time to our own business We need to move quickly on this matter Because Ackman and AI have launched a new online venture I want to offer them a hammer Ujuma leave them be Ackman and he will unravel all their plans Here's to this new venture Cheers Hello Who's around Anybody home Come out come out Good afternoon officer Yes same to you How are you I'm fine Are you by any chance Miss Nora Yes I'm Miss Nora Do you by any chance know this face This was the guy who came to deliver the iPods yesterday The hair you bought Yes Very good How much did you pay him for the hair 200 000 You got a hair worth 450 000 or more for just 200 000 and you didn't even think something was off Fishy as hell He said he bought the hair for his girlfriend And he caught her cheating So he decided to claim the hair had given him a price Well that guy hasn't been arrested yet Yes and he's confessed The hair he sold him for 200 000 was stolen from a shop And it's worth over 70 million Hey I don't know anything about that You don't know anything about it That's why you need to go get the hair as evidence and follow me to the station What kind of Wala is this It's a hot Wala Get the hair quickly It's a scorching hot day Wala You can 't buy stolen items like that Oga this is the hair I swear this is the stolen hair Yes this is definitely stolen hair And you're telling me you don't know anything about it Yes Well get ready—we're heading to the station Get ready because we're locking you up for at least a week Prepare your belongings and hand them over to God then head to prison If you're going to pay yourself at all you'll pay yourself heavily Sir please I know nothing about hair I'm my parents ' only child sir Please Are you Yes Alright Well you look like an innocent young girl trying to survive Wala I’m willing to help you—if we can come to a good arrangement Thank you sir God bless you sir I'll just go to the station and tell them I didn't meet you at home It was your brother who gave me the hair and you weren't around Thank you sir God bless you You have to bless me with cash I don't take blessings from any other source Officer I don’t actually have much money on me right now I’ve spent all the money I had on the hair I got But I can scrape together N20 000 for you You're paying me N200 000 and expecting to settle it with N20 000 With all you have you're saying you don't have money Have you checked properly Sir please sir—Surutu Bank type it quickly Yes sir Thank you 398 How are you sir How are you Fine Everything is fine Yes Everything is going well She didn't give me back the hair So how much did she give you She didn't give me anything Sir she didn't give you twenty thousand naira But we agreed Go ask her to stay with you now for not taking her to the police station But she said she didn't spend all the money on the hair She's going to return the hair now She's not even conscious I can't leave her now She wants to come back Where was she Odu Ma are you sure Are you sure you didn't buy this for me Are you sure Haven't you seen me lie before Okay Anyway anyway Another woman didn’t even place an order for the hair I told her to deliver it quickly so by tomorrow you can go and arrest her Okay that’s a good plan But the one where you say this girl didn't buy it from you So I'll send that money first Odu Ma calm down now Why are you in a rush I was thinking we should wait until we have enough money before we start sharing I'm not a bank—I don't have money to make it enough What if it's enough for my hand I can't share it I can't make it enough for your hand Odu Ma the root of money is evil I mean the root of evil is money You two like money No I have to like tissue paper I have to like graph paper I can't share money Odu Ma That's a romance I have no idea what's going on Who is she You two are together So you understand now So when they click on this link we would be able to access their account number and increase their balance We could even gain access to their bank account Access to their credit card and everything So is it me who will click the link Or the people who will click It's the people who will click on the link What's wrong with you Uzo Yaya I'm handling this side—I'm just trying to brief Akpan on our new online venture You mean you know he 's arrived Online venture well done How are they doing I hope they cash out Not yet We haven't been able to cash out any markets yet No market will cash you the way they're going Police will cash you The drums beat steadily echoing through the night Yes Thump-thump-thump-thump-thump the rhythm grows louder I'm tired Every other boss Hehe Every other silly thing So let's just go already Wuhapa axial what I'm about to tell you is to go look for Odamu Look You see when this our hong 'ai grain shop finally clicks and we start making plenty of money You see this man that Odamu is going ah he's buying bread on the roadside That he's buying bread within ham Within the neighborhood as if I promise we'll buy a bakery— see the bakery I want to go buy this bread from We'll buy it and even the breweries Okay the winery The bakery where he bought the bread We'll buy from the winery We'll go and buy from the winery That's what I do But at the butcher's At that butcher's If I hadn't known he was pleading for a small loaf He might die Who told you I wanted to buy bread Who told you it's just bread Even if it's just bread I'm hungry because I' m hungry I'll buy shawarma for you —that's what you said last night I don't know why You reek of stupidity What's wrong with you Because there's too much Too much bread Let's beg him for two I'll buy a car Chief officer I didn't know the hair had been stolen Ignorance is no excuse under the law The shop that was robbed had over 17 billion Naira worth of boots stolen And the criminal guy confessed that he sold them to you This is the only hair I bought from him Please I'll just take the hair My boss ordered me to come and drag you like a goat to the station to buy stolen goods You'll see if I get you there you won't like the experience I understand sir That's why I don't want to go sir You know you're buying stolen goods By the time you get there you'll see— this is your fine skin just like mine We'll turn it into LACMA LACMA You hear me And start shifting Don't even dare to try to move Although you sound calm I'm willing to help you—if you're willing to help yourself What do you mean sir Well surely I can just take all the hair to the station And tell them that before I arrived here you had already traveled Thank you sir No don't thank me yet—I don't do anything for free Look at my face—I know they do something for free I know they do like to say about their relationship—they do face challenges Thank you sir If you 're willing to settle me with 50k then we can start talking I can give you fifty thousand sir Then why are you coming closer And using that bedroom voice I'm not interested in you I'm not swayed by any of this you're doing Nothing Money comes first But if you're willing to add kindness later that's fine—after I've collected the money Right now it's serious business My account number is Surutu Bank 222 Sir the thing is— I've activated my bank app— I can get the money for you if you'll follow me to the POS terminal I don' t like the way you're speaking to me You want us to go to POS Yes down the street Stop smiling Good We can go to POS I'm okay with it Yes because let me monitor you from behind Now wow — where do you think this girl would end up if she keeps going like this Now the reason no one trusts this old guy is because he won't act like he's saying he won't be chasing this woman around like this Good afternoon auntie I beg you I want to withdraw 50k Not soon Make her provide her address Yes Auntie Vera Hope not That's just how police officers follow people Who told you that When you're worried you're waiting for worry You tell a man when they see you You'll draw draw You're as mad as a tomato with a scope I don't know Versu My husband is a police officer That's why I'm asking Your husband is a police officer What do you mean by concerned Concerned Hello officer The police are waiting for you again I hope there's no problem The only thing I'm asking is about my customer—whether everything is alright I don't want to be held up like that anymore and this officer came to arrest me saying it was stolen and I have to deal with him if I don't want him to take me to the station You see why I have to help you now—As an officer of the law I have to help you Look at the nonsense you're talking You're just spouting rubbish I want you to settle down Is that supposed to be what you say Alright If I may ask which division are you from Hmm Which division are you from Division Yes what else did I say You don't need to worry about that I'm leaving Hey Just put it right there Not so fast There's something off about you—definitely not right I'm asking again: which division are you from officer Let's crack the code You're harassing a law enforcement officer Please I'm an officer of the law Oh really Okay Talking about division I'm from Zone 42 Zone 42 Area Q Yes There's no police station— they just opened and you wouldn't know it No problem Take me to that Zone 42 Area Q Let's break the code Let's go Let's crack the code Let 's go Officer let's crack the code I said let's crack the code I said let's go Take me to that Zone 42 or Area 42 Relax Which area are you from So are you a simulative like me See AI Are you sure we aren't going to beg Patrick Ski and Olu Matu to teach us their own racket This one's taking too long—just do it AI how are you You don't break or you don't tear You don't break or you don't tear for me I don't understand You don' t cash us in Us Which us Olu Master Which one is which of us Officers and my crew members What I see See officer I'm not part of his crew I don't mind anymore What kind of thing is this one Olu Master Remember how I used to pull this kind of nonsense What is this now Bringing the police to the house Akman calm down Why did you do something like this Officer I can't talk—I'm with my crew these are my guys but Patrick Ski is my guy not them See Akman You want me to go to prison Why are you worried Why are they doing this to you Why are they begging You're not going to prison You know that The plot of the year You're not getting involved in this racket You're not the type You're not going to give moral support for prison — that's why you need to come with me — the more the merrier — the more the mer Olu Master is he on vacation No he's on vacation right now No he's in Zanzibar He's in Dubai now What kind of talk is that Officer Zanzibar will provide support I don't know this person I don 't know Really Do I know you Have I seen you before My main guy No no Say the truth Officer I'm just a young boy trying to defend myself trying to study and work that's why I'm doing this—I work yes we're together he's taking me out How will we act with whom I can That's why he's taking me He's taking me out How will we act with whom I can He's taking me to prison Let us explain ourselves to the police Let us explain ourselves Wait wait Write it down write it down You just said He's teaching you how to defraud people I didn't say defraud I said he's teaching me how to hack people 's accounts Write down He said we'll post the link Once we post it once they click the link we'll have access to the account I don't know about other men— those people it doesn't concern me Write it down Papa Say more say more Preach on preach on I'm worried We don't want this to happen What's wrong with you two You just have to come with us to the station Let's go and act Come with us to the station You're just a human being with a human brain and your brain is leaking Why are you inviting me Separate yourselves Go troops Subscribe to Watee V Channel so you can watch all our episodes—old and new even the ones we don’t film you’ll see them when they’ready