2 and a Half Muslims EP1 "PiIlot" (Webseries) 2016

Life is best described as a book. Each new page is a new experience and each new chapter is a major change in life. This, this is the beginning of a new chapter in my life. That's Ibrahim. He's one of my best friends. He's a really intelligent guy with all his facts and stats. But, to be completely honest, I myself doubt him sometimes. This is Kareem. He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but he's one heck of an artist. And he definitely knows how to make people laugh. I'll tell you that. And that's me, Daniel. I wasn't always like this. I used to party, drink, waste time, steal sometimes, watch inappropriate movies. Don't ask. But that all ended yesterday, because today, I reverted. I am now a Muslim. A Muslim. Muslim. You get my point. Those two are my closest friends. We've been together since grade four. Now we're starting university together. We're moving into residence together. And we're gonna have a blast. Especially me. They're basically my guides into my new life. Oh, Kareem. Here are the prices for the food plans. Oh, man. These prices are through the lid! It's through the roof. The saying goes that prices are through the roof. You know, like the thing over our head? Oh. You know, guys, now that I'm a new Muslim, I have a few questions to ask. Why do Muslims take water bottles to the washroom with them? And when I'm in there, why do you put your feet on a sink? Do women ever take off that scarf? What are the beard specifications? Do I have to snip-snip? Google! Sure. That works. Okay, Google. How to be a Muslim. Ooh, jihad. The good stuff. Ah, come on. Give me that. Yo, why, man? Because jihad means struggle. It doesn't mean to go out and kill people. Plus, I don't want to go to jail for being an accomplice. Nah, man. That would never happen. See? He knows the wrongs from rights. Right? Nah, what I mean is if I ever get caught, I'm never gonna give up a brother's name. I ain't no snitch like that. You better be joking. Anyways, I gotta use the washroom, so I'm gonna ask more questions when I'm back. Hey! What's up? This should do it. I am actually worried. That was a close one. Don't worry. 95% of the people never actually do what they say. Well, I 100% don't believe that figure. But what if he actually... No, no, no. He would never do anything like that. We've known him since the 4th grade. He's only made a few mistakes in the past. A few? Really? Remember that time at the gym? Oh, yeah. Remember that time at the restaurant? Yeah, yeah. And you remember that other time at the airport? Okay, alright, alright. I get it. The point is, he would never hurt anyone. And without amazing guidance, what could possibly go wrong? Oh, he's right here. Hey guys, now that I'm Muslim, I can finally have four wives, right? No. Yes. No. Maybe.