The Blazin' Bulldog (Funny Animal Voiceovers)

What up dawg, welcome to the Blazin' Bulldog. We got $40 for an ounce of Scooby Snacks and 20% off all Doberman Doobies, if you're a Doberman. And it looks like you are, what do you say? Oh jeez dawg, can I get two Doberman Doobies and a Granddaddy Pup? Yeah sure thing boss, meet me in Stacy's backyard in 5 minutes. And try to ditch the owner. It's that crazy little... Oh, Jenny! Nuh uh, we don't do that. Put her down please. Thank you John! Oh man, at least there's some reason. It's a chaotic household. She's happy for me. I'm happy? She's happy for... For you? Look, this is the look of a cat that's about to burn this entire house to the ground. Dad, I think there's something on your back. There's something on my back? Tim, it's probably just a leaf. No, a little higher. It's a stick. What is that thing? No, I feel it. Oh wait, I almost got it. What the ****? Dad, are you okay? Holy ----, come on Timmy, we're moving. We're getting out of here. Is that a banana tree? It sounds like old man pants. Dude, I love watching the regular show with you, Martin. Like, Rigby's seriously my favorite character ever. Also Martin, I pooped in the refrigerator. Control? What do you know of control, Sharon? I invented control. Man.