JOSH AND DAVID RUIN MY NEW YEARS!

Jason what's it like being in David's vlog? David would be nothing without me. Hey, pussy, we gotta go. And stop ******* talking to your camera. You're on this close to ******* ending your career. Okay, I'm coming, man. Hey, buddy. Hey, what's up, Brian? Let's go talk to Wyatt for a minute. He's a super big fan of yours. Oh. Okay, yeah. I like Peter Vines and I'm a really big fan. You know Vines is dead, right? Just down the tubes. 6.5 million followers. Isn't it funny? 6.5 million followers erased permanently. Stop laughing! So what are you guys doing for New Year's? I think we're gonna just have like a little thing here. Just a few people. Like a private thing. Hey, guys. You're coming, right? Yeah. Yeah, so I just have, I don't really have anything else going on. You got like a new TV show you can TVote or something? Well, no, I'd like to like hang with people, you know, people I like. Like friends and stuff. Oh, cool. Do you have any neighbors? I kind of think you guys are more my friends, you know. Wait, are you serious? Well, I mean, they'll see the thumbnail, but like... Why do you think the horse is here? Whoa, look at this horse. I am so fucked up from Alex Ernst hitting me in the face. Chipotle! Like that? No ******* chance. Oh, ****! What do you feel when you get hurt? Like, I don't know how your body works. You hear a snap and then like two minutes later, your back is out of line. It's just like a ******* disc right here. I love how you ******* start looking at your phone when you're talking about my health. Lost my cool back there a little bit, but what do you like to do? Play guitar. Can't relate to that. How am I going to relate to him? You haven't even been to Echo Park. How many indie coffee shops have you been to? None. He's been to Echo Park. There's a mathnasium over there. Why? So I can get good grades. You know where that gets you? One-way ticket to Subway, chief. I'm going to be ******* giving my kids Christmas gifts in pain because of your destruction. Because of your anger that you insist on taking out on me. Maybe Alex, we should get like a coach for you. Have you done stage combat? Always. You didn't feel that. But I sold it. Wait, ready? Sold it. He just gets up and hits Josh in the face. Get her tattoo pads. You're going to be like Mike Tyson. Oh, it's one way to keep him busy. Grammy, you look like you're in a game. I'm in the Grammy game. Yo, yo, yo. Yo. What did you get for Christmas? I got a drone. You mean like the NSA? Just spying on innocent civilians. And oh, what are you going to do? You going to bomb a village? Next? No, just play with it. Oh, you're going to play with it. You know who else just wants to play with their toys? Little kids in Afghanistan. But you know what? Your drone? This cover says style disruptors. These guys are style disruptors. Life's pretty bland. Until these guys came along. Whoa. He's changing the world. One wool beanie at a time. What is wrong with this man? You bite out of this, all right? I can take you in a fight. Okay, all right, all right. Now that's real. What are you doing again for New Year's? I told you, dude. I'm going to Zane's. What are you up to? Probably do Zane's. Dude, Zane said he's going to have that piñata. And right at New Year's, we're going to get to smash it. Zane! It's going to be insane. Happy New Year, dude. Happy New Year, bro. How are you? Look at this party, dude. Can you believe it? There are hundreds of people here. Do you want to know how nice Zane is? We were at the supermarket the other day, and someone was like, I don't know what I'm going to do for New Year's. I work at the supermarket. He was like, hey, guy. Come to my party. Maurice. We don't even know this guy. For all we know, Maurice could be a murderer. Maurice is a murderer. Oh, yeah. No, he's killed people. That sounds like that might be not such a great party if you have a murderer coming. Let's just say we're going to have a killer time. Style disruptors. Changing the world with one stupid scarf at a time. So check it out. He knows Imagine Dragons. You'll think this is cool. Yeah, yeah. No, I see. Corporate rock. Oh, yeah. No, I can't hear that playing at every Ross I go to. These are the kids sitting in the back of the class, disrupting the only way a style disruptor could. They're throwing wet balls of paper at the teacher and saying, hey, we're doing it our way. All while wearing a jacket they copied from Game of Thrones. You know, if you really knew his rock history, he'd play some Nirvana. Oh, OK, cool. He knows Nirvana. Great. They were just copycats of the Pixies anyways. Pixies, right? That's, uh, where is my mind? I'm leaving. I'm just getting out of here. Can I come to the party? Can I? You were invited, and you couldn't come. You RSVP'd, no. No, I RSVP'd. No way I'd miss it. Then I can come. Then that's a problem. Then just call Zayden. I'm trying to get a high-five from this guy. Just give me a high-five. Josh, give him a high-five. Oh, OK. Yeah, you don't want to. Never mind. Come on. Jason, can I talk to you outside? Can I talk to you outside for a second? Later. Just a quick high-five, Josh. I'm not giving you a high-five. Give me a ******* five, Josh. Give me a five. Just give it to him. Give me a ******* high-five. Just give it to him. This is not how you endear yourself to people. Jason, you can't act like this. You're a grown-up. You're an adult. It's almost over for you. You need to be like a... Yes! Jason! See you at the party! No! Not at the party! She asked me some when I grow old Will you buy me a house of gold? And when your father turns to stone Will you take care of me? You're just rubbing this in my face now, aren't you? Good for you. You ooze talent. I will make you free Stop! Please! Can you give me a ride home? Give me a ******* high-five! If you don't give me a high-five, I swear to God, I'll make your life a ******* living hell. I will. I'll find ways to **** you up. You won't even know who's doing it. It'll be me, baby. Because I just told you. Wait a minute. **** you. What's up, everybody? Please hit like and subscribe. At Jason Nash on Twitter. At Jason Nash on Instagram. This is my main man. Come on. Give me that Scotty juice. What's up, everybody? That's it. I don't give a ****! Are you texting Zane? What'd you say? What?