DAVID, SCOTT AND LIZA THINK I'M FAKE!!!??

Hey, who is that? Brandon. What are you doing, man? Are you digging through the trash? No, I was just trying to make sure there was no dangerous material in there because the garbage man would like, you know. You were digging through the trash. Yeah, it's just been kind of hard since Vine died. Is this a cake? Oh my God. Brandon, it's in the trash. Dude, it's like. Oh, Brandon, no. Get a hold of yourself. Let me talk to the guys. Why don't you just move in here? You want to move into the vlog house? Yeah. I'm not going to do that, okay? I have dignity. I have self-respect. Somewhere healthy? Healthy. Maybe we should head to Sherman Oaks. Okay. So how's your VD going on? Not my chlamydia, my VD. Your VD, yeah. How's your VD? Should we ambush Manon? Just go in there like documentary style? Go in there documentary style? Yeah, just go in. Where have you been? I think she shot a pilot. Manon shot a pilot? She shot a pilot? Why would she do that? Why would she shoot a pilot? No, no, that's a term in showbiz. When you shoot a pilot, it's like, it's the first- Is she in Guantanamo Bay now? The first episode, they call it the pilot. How can you be calm about this right now? No. She shot, what if it was part of the Air Force? Look- She shot part of our military down. No, she sent her head shot and she got the pilot. So she shot a pilot and then she shot herself in the head. That's what you're saying? No. What has been going on with her? I know she was having a tough time, but I never thought that she'd pull a, you never thought she'd pull a double suicide on anybody. Brent, I'm trying to talk the entertainment business with you. The entertainment business? What do you mean, the entertainment business? What is that? Hey, did I tell you that I met the CEO of CAA the other day? And I'm gonna be a series regular and an executive producer on this new live action single camera sitcom. Okay, well, there you go. She shot a pilot? No! In the face? David, a bunch of comments on my last video said you were a dick. Spot on. No, I'm kidding. People got this weird idea that David is like a total douche and a dick to his friends, and it's not true. Yeah, as you guys have literally said, I was like, okay, ready? Action. Go, Scott. I think what you did was really funny, though. It was a joke conversation. But it was like when Liza comes up to me, and she's like, does Jason really like me, or like? Liza comes up to you and asks me if I like her? Yeah, it's like, it's like. That's weird that you just walked in. That's so weird that you walked in. You're never here. Of course I like you. I think you're the best out of everybody. Basically, what I'm saying is there's been times where Liza's been like, does Jason like me, or does he just like pretend? Like, he seems like he's not like honest when he says he likes me. Because the way you come off sometimes is like you're literally being too nice, and you're being so nice to the point where it's shady. Are you all that insecure? Give me your Jason Ash impression. That's a good one. Oh, that's a good one. Oh, I like that one. We should film more like, we should film that. It is endearing, but at the same time, it's like, wait, is he serious? Like, we've shot so many sketches together. And I genuinely, genuinely, genuinely love them. I think they're so good. And I'm so proud of them. This, this is like weird. Okay, all right, it's weird. I'll ******* move out. I don't know what to say. Hang on, hang on, check it out. Check what? Is this why you brought me out here to listen to this? Who is this even? He's the bass. So this is the place I was talking about. Stone Oven. And I feel like you're a sandwich guy, right? I mean, dude, you can read me like a book, man. I'm all about that. You're getting salata? Yeah. Let's just get salata. Okay. Salata. Do all your salads here. And then, Brandon, look. Look at all that different meats you can get. So this place looks so exotic and new and unique. There's Chipotle right down the street. We should just go there. I won't eat Chipotle. I don't like it. Oh, can we go into Lidz? Lidz? Like a container store? No. Like, this is, look, it's a lid. No. Yeah, we don't have to go now. Oh, cool. Look at your salad. Cool hats, man. Brands. Let's get a cool lid like what the kids wear. It's all over for you. No, it's not. You can't, I know you're trying weird 30-year-old that's still hanging around in high school. You're like Matthew McConaughey in Dazed and Confused, except you're 43. I'm actually not loving these lids. Have you ever met Wetzel? Oh, yeah. He's ******* dope. It's funny that Wetzel would go into pretzels. Poor Wetzel, he had no other choice. What if Wetzel was like, I want to be a fashion designer? And they were like, you do pretzels. That's what you do, son. Jason, I found the perfect girl for you, okay? She'd finally get past the whole, like, you know, just, ugh. Let me move your face. Yeah. Her name's Sally. She's a real go-getter. It's nice to meet you. She was a num. I got patted down at TSA the other day. Guy gave me, dude, up here. Wait, was this at the airport or was this outside the airport? In the air. Because that wasn't TSA. He just told you, I'm with TSA. Let me feel your... Yeah, that hadn't happened to you? I think you got sexually assaulted by a man. None of it works for me. I'm sorry, Banana Republic. We have to go. Yeah, a quick spin. Quick spin around H&M. A quick peruse. I didn't know they sold David's merch here. I bought that shirt right there. Would you punch me in the face as I left the store? Yeah, absolutely, yeah. Let me get you doing this in public. I'm the worst dancer as I've gotten older. I used to be like, okay, I want to look cool, Brandon. I'm not giving up. I need clothes and I can't pull the trigger. Definitely pull the trigger, Jason. I think that's the... Don't buy clothes, just cut out the middleman and go straight for the trigger. I'm gonna put this stuff on. I'm not giving up. Jason, this outfit you have on right now perfectly encapsulates who you are. As a person. I'm trying to get out of this. Don't you get it? I want that black, black. That's a Todd shirt right there. 225. Track jacket, track jacket. No. No? Well, you don't run track. Rag and bone. Hey, you know why they call it rag and bone? I feel like you're gonna say something really perverted right now. Okay, how about this? No. Those are my man tits? Yeah. Come on. No? That's something like a skipper would wear on a boat. I'm looking for Han Solo. All right, so Brandon humiliated me into saving about $500. It was for your own good. Sometimes I see women's stuff, and I'm like, hey, I'd like to wear that. Hey, that looks so comfortable. It does, though. It does actually look very comfortable. Like, how sweet would that be? Love this song. Yeah, dude, listen. Flashdance. This is copyrighted music. You know that, right? Yeah, so? You can only put this in your video for like. My dad tried to make me do the dishes the other day. So I was like, you better watch yourself or I'm gonna call ICE, you know? He was like, are you guys enjoying your tacos? Where are you guys going? Where are you going? We're going to the gym. You already went to the gym this morning. Yeah, two a days, baby. No. Yeah, and then we're going tanning. No. Free tanning right here. Shut the front door. Why? They went to the gym this morning. They went to the gym? I watched the two of them walk out this morning. I thought it was a different day, but it was this morning. What more can you do, really? What are you trying to do? You know, we went earlier to get swole. We're going now to lose these rolls. Are they mentally challenged? Second time to the gym, and then you're tanning. In the same bed, too, bro. All right. Let's take a shower together to save water. Remember how Brandon called me mentally challenged after I made us a little rhyme earlier? Yeah. All right, well, you know why we go to the gym? Survival of the fittest. You know what it is when we get to the gym? Arrival of the fittest. See ya. Asperger's. It's like when Liza knows you guys shot a bad bit together. I don't think we shot a bad bit. Liza. Which one didn't you like? I thought the one where you were going to the store. I thought it was really cool. I thought it was really cute. It was so funny. I wasn't sure about it, though, so I went to David, and he was like, yeah, it was kind of bad, and then you were like, yes, yes! People were like, this was so good! People ******* loved it. If you talk to your kids like this, which you do, it's perfect, but I feel like we're older, so we're like, okay, stop being our dad, and tell us the truth. I think you're right. I think you're all still kind of snotty teenagers. You still have that kind of thing, like a rebellious thing, especially you guys are so young. You still have that kind of thing, like a rebellious thing, like not everything's cool. I gotta create problems for myself, even though everything's great, whereas I've done so much where I'm like, I'm so glad to be alive. Yeah, I don't know. Comments are gonna say, Jason, you just keep being yourself. You keep being happy. You're gonna get that, and I want you to keep being happy, too. What really upsets me is if you think I'm being disingenuous. That really, really ******* upsets me. I can't think of anything that would upset me more that anyone would think that. I'm getting kind of scared right now. No. But I mean, that's the yin and the yang of life. There's people that are down, if you're really sad, and then there's, David. People that are dicks. Yeah. All right, there is something truly magnificent about being sad, and that is that everyone can be sad. Some people are sad sometimes, other people are sad all the time, and this is just a song about being sad. Whoop-de-doo, let's get to it! Ha-ha! I've got a problem, I'm always so sad. The littlest things get me pissed off or mad. My life's pretty good, no one- Thanks for coming, that was really fun. We had a good day together. Went to the mall, bought some clothes, and I just wanna let you know, we had enough of the camera. All right, everybody, please hit like and subscribe. Tweet me, at Jason Nash, Instagram, at Jason Nash. Today's shout-out is right here. I don't know who it is, but that was Brandon. He's a cool guy. He was just doing a bit, he'll be back. Hey. Yeah. I ******* hate your guts.