SURPRISING KIDS WITH LAMBORGHINI !!!

Yo, everybody, before we start the show, I just want to say that the VIEWS podcast is every Thursday, episode 3 comes out tomorrow. But if you're really into the show, you can probably get it tonight, probably around midnight. I know a lot of people listen to it in the middle of the night. And, um... Help me if anything. Oh, and it's going to be a good one. We talk about JC visiting my family, about a bunch of stuff, I guess. We just talk about a lot, so go on. You saved my ass once again. So, I see you got a Lamborghini out there, David. I mean, yeah, just for a day, but yeah. Yeah, hot shot. You're a hot shot. For a day, hot shot. You're a hot soup. He's always renting stuff. Yeah, I guess you dropped $250,000 on it. I'm renting it, Jason. Yeah, I know. $250,000 a day. That's not the case. A Lamborghini is $250,000. Don't talk to me like I'm an idiot. Okay. Do you want me to talk to you at all? Okay, Scott, I guess I'm dumb. Is that what you're saying? You don't talk to idiots. Fine, then we don't need to speak to each other at all. The point is, I have my kids here today, and you come over here in your Lamborghini out front, and I see it out there, and yeah, it's gorgeous, and yeah, it's amazing. Yeah, it's out there. Yeah, I see it. David Dobrik, Mr. Perfect. Everything goes right for him. Doesn't have to take care of an 8-year-old and an 11-year-old all the time. You embarrass me in front of these sweet kids right here. Look at them. Look how sad they are. We're not sad. We love you. Oh, gosh. What's going on? Okay, I'll talk to you later. Well, let me tell you something. I got $5 somewhere that says I can beat David's Lamborghini in a race. A race with what car? Not a car, brother. On foot. You what? You heard me. On foot. What does that mean, on foot? It means your Lamborghini out there, $250,000 a day, versus me. Just a man. Because you know what? I love these kids more than anybody in the world. Right, kids? Yeah, I guess so. Okay, that wasn't very enthusiastic. Me on my feet, you in that Lamborghini, flat out, race down the end of the block. I'm going to torch you, brother. Okay. Oh, not so hot now, are you? I don't know what you're talking about, Jason. Oh, yeah. So I'm assuming you want me to hold the camera then? Yeah, would you mind? Come on, kids. Watch David Dobrik go down. Let's make this look like real. You've got to be like a pretty girl. Look pretty. Be like, gentlemen, start your engines. Gentlemen, start your engines. Okay, I'm about to start my engine. You look hot. You don't have to do that. I do. I'm going to prove to you that your dad's a good guy. And your dad's a champion, too. I'm about to blow you away, brother. All right. You're so stupid. No, you're stupid. Because you're about to get torched by Mr. Left and Mr. Right Foot. On your mark, get set, go! Did David beat me? Yeah. God! All right, good match, good match, man. Can you ask your kids if they want to go to Disney today? You guys want to go to Disney with David today? Oh, that's cool. I've got some stuff to do, actually. I'm going to go take off. Come on, kids. Brandon says he's dying, which is why I said, oh, God, yeah, I think so, too. That's a great thing to say to a hypochondriac. I saw you, and you just look sickly and gaunt and pale. Well, that's where I am with you at this point, just agreeing with you, because I feel like that's what you want to hear. No, I want someone to say, no, you're not. That's why hypochondriacs talk the way they do, is because they want somebody to say, no, you're not dying. And then they can counteract with, you don't know what the f*** you're talking about. If somebody's like, yeah, yeah, you're definitely dying, then they lose all the passion out of the whole thing. So you walk around all day waiting for someone to tell you you're not dying so you can jump down their throat. Yeah. The kids are making me go to Krispy Kreme. I had to drive, like, so far out, but it's because they do good videos. When do you spend more time on? Your vlog that's with, like, David and Scott and Todd mostly, or family vlogs? We're two minutes away. I spend more time on the one with David and Todd. Oh. But, I mean, I could do more family stuff. I just, you guys go to school and stuff, so it's kind of hard to. So it's harder. Maybe in the summer we can do more family stuff. Yeah. That'll be fun. Who could start editing them? Anyone in this car? I don't know how to edit. No. Me. I actually have no clue how to edit. I don't know how to. I'm just a star. On your vlogs. She goes, who do you think the people like better, me or you? On your vlogs. Let's go. I love Krispy Kreme. Two hats. What? Tell David not to eat half of the donuts. Oh, oh, oh. O'Reilly. I told my friend, like. O'Reilly. I don't know. Who? Skills. Josh is giving a review of my family vlog channel. So the only fan of Jason's work, the only thing I'm a fan of is Jason's family vlog. So my girlfriend and I, every Sunday, we wait for it to drop. A little popcorn. We stream it on the television because we don't want to like, you know, dilute it on the laptop. So last week's episode, you'll never guess, good old Wyatt, one of my favorite characters, he wants an Apple Watch, right? And you're like, whoa, where does this come from, partner? It's brilliant storytelling because around minute three, they plant the seed of Wyatt just mentions an Apple Watch and you're like, that's going to come back around. And all of a sudden, it's seven. Who's at the Apple store? Feeling all types of pressure. And then, what does he want? The Nike version. You're like, that's $100 more. And he doesn't ever acknowledge it. But he does a close up of the box. Let me tell you guys something. Wyatt got the Nike one. He never acknowledged that he got the right one? I'll tell you. He got the Nike one. Spoiler alert. But you hear Jason around minute 530 going, it's $100 more, Wyatt. He's trying to be a good dad and limit him. You can have something nice, but you can't have the nicest thing. But he came. Charlie's up to her same shenanigans. It's like you're talking about Full House. She's just eating pizza in the backseat, hanging out in the car, just being adorable. Someone asked me the other day, are you going to have kids with Paige anytime soon? And I was like, no. But then I thought, God, there's so much content. Yeah, and your kid will be super entertaining. They're not telling for the decade of morbid obesity that they experienced. God, I hope I don't give my kids a fat gene. That'd be such a bummer. I see little Bernard sneaking a little bit of extra dessert. Great. Are you having kids? Is this how you're coming out to the water? I'm Jason Mashes. I'm pregnant. What's up, everybody? Please hit like and subscribe. Tweet me at Jason Nash. Instagram at Jason Nash. Today's shout out is Ellen. I'm here with Scott, and I have some bad news, Scott. What's the bad news? For you. What? Wyatt gave me this the other day, so. Sorry, man. All right, Dad. No, no, no. Turn it around. Best YouTuber? Are you passing it on to me? Sorry, man. Is it for David? Yeah, it's for David.