BLINDFOLD REVENGE ON DAVID!!!

My husband say, are you going to kick me out now that you are a big star? I said, maybe. Wait, what did you say? I said bring in the snakes. He's like 10 feet away from you. Brian! Brian, that's the animal guy that David uses. I'm going to make him think that it's an animal. He can still hear you. I'm so bad at this. Hey, what are you thinking right now? I'm thinking it's a lifetime supply of Rogaine. You look so funny. Do you think it's something bad? No. Or something good? I honestly don't think it's something bad because I'm sitting on my couch in my home. I wouldn't put a reptile on the new couch. Yeah, exactly. So now the tension is already gone because he knows that it's not something bad. But if you want me to be scared, I'll be scared. I'm pretty calm even if it is an animal. I'll get scared once I feel it. But as of right now, I'm pretty content. Alright. Does it feel like a snake? It's a snake! Okay, now you can take your blindfold off. This feels like a gift, Jason. No, it's scary. It's a scary present. Do I take it off? Yeah, you take the thing off. Well, I see right away it's in wrapping. It's in wrapping. Jason, what is it? Did you get a picture of me framed naked? It's a housewarming gift. You got me a housewarming gift? Yeah. I can't imagine what this is. It's not that great. Now I know I feel bad. It's not that funny. Oh, it's not? I feel like I'm recording Christmas morning right now. Okay. Sorry. Three, two, one. You dumbass. That's really perfect. You know what this looks like? This is like if you come to my office in 20 years, and there's just 50 of these on the wall. Like different things I've done to you. So it's this, and then it's like the leeches. That's awesome. The leeches was to Scott. Thank you. This means a lot. All my hard work has finally paid off. Thank you, Jason. You're welcome. Come here. Happy house. Thanks for letting us in. I don't know where I'll put it. It's beautiful. All right, bring in the bear. If you guys ever open like a diner, like Jason and David's diner, like that's going to be above a table. Well, he didn't fall apart. Maybe you'd be like, oh my God, and I'll be like, this is payback. Buying you a gift. Payback. I've been racking up my credit card bill, and it's the highest it's ever been. What do they expect me to do? Not have fun? And not drink? I have to buy my friends drinks. Yeah, I know. What do they expect you to do? When you walk into a bar, people are like, damn, who's that guy? And then if you're not like getting drunk, then you're not that guy. Does that make sense? Don't they know who you are? That you've been blessed with this body and this face, and you're in your prime. I'm in my prime. You're 21 years old. Yes. Whatever. Let me have fun. And you know what it is? It's not you, Todd. I know. It's everyone else who suffers. They're not getting the full Todd, the like, hey, what's up? I'm going to throw my credit card down and pretend I'm rich, and no one has to worry about the reality that I'm actually broke. Exactly. Right? I can live with myself being sober and broke and boring, but I don't want you, David, Scott, my other friends to suffer. Yeah. The only thing they think of me is fun, rich, and a fun drunk, you know? Fun, rich, and fun. He said that. Fun, rich, and generous. He said fun. Rich, and skinny, and gorgeous. Rich, and skinny, and gorgeous, and limitless. So what are you going to do? I'm probably going to ask my mom for money. That represents your soul right there. That's like art. It like represents your soul screaming out. It's kind of meta, you're right. Yeah, it is. I think of it like that. Is this some kind of performance art? Life is performance art, man. Spirits, everything, you know? And after my divorce, I can do that. I can do what I want, when I want. Watch as much TV as I want. See wherever I want. Go out, do anything. All I see is a man wearing his own face on his own shirt. All the things you're saying are incredibly true and enlightening and all that, but that's all I see. Yeah, it's pretty scary. Ha ha! Jason, look. Who needs Rhea? I can see you guys watching Murder, She Wrote Together. What does she hold the record of? Just like most times racial slurs have been said. At a marathon? At a marathon. Mango habanero, that's my fave. Nice and spicy. Don't touch your eyes after. No, no. Sometimes I do that, though. Sometimes I touch my eyes after the wings just to remind me that I'm doing something bad for myself. It hurts my eyes that much. It can't be good for me. You know what I mean? Yeah, I hear ya. Do my tits look big on your camera? Do they look fun, lovable, and squeezable? They look perfectly symmetrical. You're doing well. Meaty. You look like you just got out of prison. You ever felt one of them? Uh... Do you want to? I mean, I'm like... I promise, man. It's just like a girl's. Do you like it? Oh, yeah. That's bizarre. It's like a girl's. It's like a really, really flat girl. I don't know if... Call me flat. Those are like jeans, man. Scott's Bar. I'm thinking about opening a bar, calling it Sad Bar. An all, like, black, dark bar with, like, blue neon lights. Dude. A whole squad would go and have drinks there. Sad Bar's a good name. Open a bar, have everyone go there and hang out. No, but Sad Bar's good because, you know, drown your sorrows. Yeah, and then it's ironic, because, like, I mean, you'll be the only sad one in there. Everyone else will be like, Yes, please run! It's called Sad Bar. We have, like... We have our own alcohol. Like, we brew our own beer. So, like, one would be, like, Jason's tears. Next one would be, like, Scott's tears. You know what'll be really annoying is people will come into the bar and they'll be like, He's sad! And you'll be like, No, I'm having a good time, actually. Like, no, no! Scott's depressed! That's the way it is when David films, too. I'm like, Come on, David, I'll do something. I'll do something fun. Let's do something fun. He's like, How about a joke about you wanting to die? We're figuring out how we're going to go to Chicago. The thing about Jason is he's just, like, really good at, like, if we're sitting on the couch, he'll sit there for three hours and be like, Oh, I'm good. I'm fine. I love it here. And I'll be like, Cool. And I won't feel, like, pressure to do anything. It's so true. One night, he, like, had a party with his friends at, like, their dad's house. And they just, like, they put me in the corner and I was just, like, watching Step Brothers. And David kept coming over and being like, Are you okay? Are you okay? And I was in f***ing heaven. New people would walk into the party and, like, they wouldn't know you're there. And they'd walk into the back, like, or, like, the movie theaters, and they'd come back on and be like, Who was that? Yeah, so I'm easily entertained. But, like, you guys, like, you guys would be like, What's next? So what's next? What do we do? Like, you know what I mean? And that's what I'm scared of. But the fact that I'm, like, expressing this, if they end up going, it's going to be good. Because I'm going to be like, I told you. You know what I mean? Right, right, right, right. Wait, how many days is it? What is it? We're going for eight weeks. Let's do the pluses. Go. You get out of here. So it's just like a, it's like a travel. Oh, I love it here, though. Yeah. Okay, that's a nice. And there's fireworks. I don't like those at all. Those are boring. You can't even post them on Instagram without being made fun of. Wait, did you listen to the podcast? No. Oh, I made fun of Jason for posting fireworks on Instagram. Fourteen of his stories was the fireworks show. Yeah. Jason, I would have made fun of you, too. I know, as I was doing it, I was like, this is not, probably not the best idea. It's the environment there that's like just so different than here. It's your hometown. It gives you nostalgic feels. And it's Vernon Hill's days. It's like the only time Vernon Hill's remotely alive. I thought Smash Mouth played last year. Yeah, but dude, that was the best like bin we've ever gotten in like decades. Oh, really? Yeah. That's saying something. So it sounds like we're going. Yeah. What are the negatives? The negatives is everything you listed up until the bar. But like guys, I'm telling you right now, like we're not going to Coachella like it is. You said it was a festival. It's a very small carnival. Will we get recognized? Todd, you'll get, I'll make sure you get recognized. Hey, what's up, everybody? Please hit like and subscribe. Tweet me at Jason Nash, Instagram at Jason Nash. Today's shout out is Samantha. This is my dear, dear daughter, Charlie. Who has crazy hair right now because I haven't brushed it yet. Yeah, mine's pretty crazy too. We've been playing. It's always like that. Well, so is yours. I don't own a brush. Oh, talk about crazy hair. Look at my hair. It's all me. Wow, we all have crazy hair. Except for Auntie Barry. Auntie Barry's hair looks good. Oh boy, everyone's drooling. Everyone keeps on walking into the room. This is my sister, Auntie Barry, formerly known as Barry. Okay, so this is the Mad Libs. Did a Mad Lib the other night and we thought it was really funny. The words we used were table, awesome, run, happily, dog, crazy, poops, butts, dabs, booty, beep sheep, which is a Duke's toy. Our dog Duke has a toy. Which is a sheep that beeps. And he always walks around like this. Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. Underwear, Auntie Barry's house, flying pigs and nose. And it's a pirate Mad Lib. So here's what ye do. Cleverly work into your daily conversations crazy pirate phrases such as ahoy there poops, avast ye butts, and shiver me dabs. This is the third time she's heard it and she still thinks it's funny. Me too, I do too. You just gotta hear it. You'll crack up. Remember to drop all your G's when you say such words as sailing, spitting, and fighting. This will give ye a booty start to being recognized as a swashbuckling beep sheep. Swashbuckling beep sheep. Once ye have ye lingo down pat, it helps to wear a three-cornered underwear on your head and stash an Auntie Barry's house in your pants. And keep a flying pig perched atop your nose. Aye, now ye be a real pirate. Alright, that's it. There's another one. No, we're just gonna read one. I think that's enough. Alright, that's it. Love you guys. We'll see you soon. See you back in L.A. Don't tell anybody about my crazy hair.