SHE WENT BEHIND MY BACK!!!

Why do people leave their trash all over the f***ing porch, man? Yeah, I know. It's crazy. F***ing hate that. Beans, I've got to go to L.A. The magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you chew. I call you Charlie, and then sometimes we start calling you Charlie Beans somehow. Yeah. Oh, she's the best. She's my little gold star. She carries the rest of us. Bye, guys. Yeah. Alright, I'm in Boston. I'm off to L.A. Shoot some more vlog stuff for the main channel. Be back in Boston on Friday. I guess there's a party going on today at the house. The cool thing about Zane is that he has a place to party and bring his friends. Then he can go home to his house and sleep in a clean place. So, yeah. No, it'll be fun. I'm actually looking forward to it. The Uber driver is from Boston. The guy's already yelling at me. Logan? Logan. What time is your flight at, Jason? Nine o'clock. Boston people, there's a shorthand with strangers. It's very funny. People are different here than in L.A. They'll also talk to you like they know you. We were just on the phone, and you were talking to me like we'd known each other for years. Where are you? Where are you? I'm over here. I gotta make sure I have my phone. Check right now. Alright. Hang on. Yeah, I got it. Thanks, Tom. Bye-bye. I'm a Casey Neistat fan. When he travels, everything looks like he's enjoying himself. I'm traveling, and I'm here now. Where do I go? It's gotta be the Jew in me. I noticed you from David's Love. That's up to you. I appreciate it. Oh, hell no. Alright, I'm getting on my flight. I was gonna buy first class. It was $400. Don't do it. You think you're special. You're not special. I mean, you could do it. Whatever. We'll just figure it out later. Just one little first class. $400 in the grand scheme of things. What do you spend on coffee per year? Don't do it. Don't get first class. But I'll be rested. I'd be very, very, very rested. Now, the funny joke would be to smash cut to me upgrade it in first class. I'm not even gonna do it. I'm gonna save my money. Not a $400 joke. No. This? This was a... That was a $50 joke. Alright, I'm in LA. Brandon's here. I'm at Austrian Airlines. You know, like the Nazis. Gotta speak Brandon language. Oh, you mean horror and death? Oh, I know right where you are. Michelle? Yeah, what's up, Gary? I thought there was a beautiful blonde named Michelle picking me up. No. I've been talking to you the whole time, Brandon? I've been texting with you? Oh yeah, those dick pics. I was like, oh, okay, that's fine. He's going through a lot. God, I've gotta start putting names in my phone. You don't put names in your phone? No. So it's just numbers? Yeah, it's just numbers. I thought you were this Australian supermodel. And so you sent me dick pics and... Oh, the dick pics. I forgot I sent dick pics. That was to you? Those were all to me. I got every single one. I sent them to all of our friends. Even Obama. He knows about it too now. The president former? Yeah, I sent it to him. Oh, God, he's gonna give me so much... You know how he is. You know how Barack is. I know how hungy he is, that's for sure. You know, he just gets one thing on you and he just never lets it go. Just beats you into a pulp. And you wind up... How does that say? You wind up in Guantanamo. He sent Jerry to Guantanamo. What'd Jerry do? He brought the wrong kind of beer to the cookout. I mean, he let him out after a couple days. It was just a gag, but still. What a dastardly sense of humor he had. Obama? Oh yeah, he's just... He does not care. That was great when we got Bin Laden, though. You were there? I was there that night. Oh, really? What were you doing? Eating Dunkin' Donuts in the helicopter? Yeah, go ahead and get him, guys. Full throttle. I believe in you. I was tweeting. Oh, you were tweeting? Guys, you will not believe where I am right now. New bit coming soon. I'm so excited about tomorrow's video. I can imagine that thumbnail, dude. We got him. We're in hot pursuit. I pull up alongside him. I'm gonna jump on the roof and try to jump inside. Get him, Hobbes. Wait. Wait a minute. My phone's ringing. Hold on. I'm getting a text. It was so nice to be out of here for a few days. Aren't you gonna go back? Yeah. It's just different there. Everything's so slow. Back to the vlog. Back to the vlog, dude. We're back. You and I, we're back in the vlog game. You and me and you. Your eyes are just dead. There's no soul in there when you said that. Yeah, but me and... There's no soul. Now you try it again. Me and you, man. Back at the vlog. No? Not convincing you? Now it's even sadder. There's less of a person in there. Yeah, but you're excited to be back at the vlog game. Now that we're home, right? Okay. See you, Brennan. Hey! Happy 4th of July! Hi, guys. I'm back. And I brought someone special. Well, look who it is in the old Ford Explorer. My name's Jeff. You look like a different person. You look like a lesbian softball player. I always say my father's Mexican. He's papa. His mom, Caucasian. Gringo. Chickie's just hanging out today. She came for the party. 2.30. 4th of July party. Everyone, man. Borracho? Borracho no. Borracho todo. My boss no borracho. My boss handsome. I love you, my boss. Chickie, no. Es verdad. Jason es muy corto. Don't look here today. Todd not here today. It's too sexy for you? Too much, Todd. You look like someone went to the grub box at your gym class. It looks kind of cool, though, right? You know what it looks like? It looks like your son is an internet star and you're the dad that's being super supportive. I really am just super conceited. So someone was on Amazon. One of you two roommates were on Amazon. Scott's got one, too. Oh my God, no! How did you get one? Because he didn't like his. David just asked Chickie if she would do a cocaine joke. Chickie, what'd you say? Get it away from me. I wonder what it's like to be Chickie. Imagine you go to a foreign country and everyone's blabbing in your mouth and filming you. It must be awful. And she says yes and then we all laugh. She has no idea, right? We have to learn Spanish. No, I think that's the best part about it. Right, Chickie? Yes. What? And who's going to clean it up? Gabby looking on point. Were you going to say something? Me! Oh my God, I love the way Gabby danced. There was a statement in the kitchen. I found something, a very strong statement, which was a giant handle of fireball. Oh, I can't believe you live in a friend house. I know. Scott and Todd don't party that much. It's all of you. True. I don't really party that much either. I just feel like I force these parties to this house. I do do it a lot. What happens is I'll slowly suggest it and everybody will ignore me and then I text Jay. And I say, Jay, text the boys, tell them to have a party. And then I annoy everybody until it finally happens. Have I not been behind the last three or four parties? Shut up! You? You're not supposed to tell Jason. He doesn't like them. It's a reality show music now. That was you? I had no idea you had anything to do with it because you hide it so well. She just shows up. She's like, oh, hey guys. I actually see you and I'm kind of irritated and then I see you and I'm like, oh, Gabby's here. I go, something good came out of this in my mind. At least Gabby came by. Because I know that it would be good for you to have me here. Did you bring the fireball? It's heavier than me. I can't even hold it. No one leisurely drinks fireball. A lot of college kids. They don't leisurely, Gabby. They down six in three minutes. Did you mix this with Dr. Pepper? Honey. You're all sober now and the culprit is right in Carly's hands right there. I walk in the kitchen. Everyone just goes crazy. Hey sluts, we brought more sluts. Oh no. Every time I see your camera I get nervous. I look like I'm from Indiana. You look like you're in a child's pageant. You don't like when I film you? I like it but the way you do it is very like, hey dude, so how was your day? I don't do that. So how was your day, Jason? Are you finishing the shot sip by sip? I'm enjoying it. Okay, let's get to the point. You met a girl. She is really nice but she doesn't want to be filmed at all. Ah, that's an issue. It's a good thing for right now but if it gets serious it could be an issue. I don't want to tell you that. Tell me. What, am I going to go tweet at her? You think I'm like that? Do you honestly? No. Yes, I do. I mean, you're right. No, I'm just kidding. You're not. I love when you film me. It's just all the comments when you film me are, that Andrea bitch is annoying as f***. That's not true. That is so true. You are all so insecure. So this is the point of the video where you all comment how much you love Andrea. You're still nursing that f***ing shot. I'm getting lit. I challenge you to a roast off. Well, I have my writer Jake right here, so. I bet I'd be doing pretty well too but I don't have one and guess who has more subscribers? So we're going to roast each other now? Is that what's happening? That's already started. Alright, let's go. More oblivious than I thought. Hey Andrea, what time are you going to Malibu to check into rehab? Alright, so your turn. Go ahead. Dammit! Is that supposed to be a roast? It is a roast. I guess I'm so young I can't comprehend the whole old thing. I know that's overdone but I guess I just haven't adjusted. Is Jason vlogging? No, it's a Jason. I'm getting roasted. Do you have anything to say? You are older than me. So you know people dye their hair grey for fashionable purposes. What's your excuse? So is Carmelita your midlife crisis or is that coming soon? Midlife crisis was ten years ago. What's that mean? Alright, you won. The winner gets to have sex with Jake. Go ahead. Alright, is this happening because I'm going to take some shots? No, don't take a shot. Just do it. I'm getting my chest waxed, you dummy! Are you doing that? Yeah, let's go. You don't have to wax your chest. We need a video, Jay. Gonna do it. Gotta do it. Gotta do it, Scott. I got two kids. I gotta get my face out there on the internet. Your face is on the internet. You're in 90% of David's videos. You don't need to wax. Gotta make a good video, Scott! That's all that matters! I know you're a good person to do it because you'll just do it and get it over with. You're not gonna make it. It'll be fast. Yeah, it'll be fast. Really? When did David's vlogs become jackass? Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Yo, guys! New podcast drops tonight really quickly. Ah, it drops tonight new views podcast if David was here. He'd be jazzed as me If only Jason was here you'd be jazzed Jason Go check out the podcast in the description to the description as long as I remember to put there It'll be there I'm gonna make sure it's their new podcast tonight views what's up everybody Please don't like subscribe tweet me at Jason Nash Instagram at Jason. I say shout out is Ella This is Megan my old friend from vine. Are you working on any new voices? Oh, yeah, that is what you sound like