TRISHA AND JASON DO VEGAS!!

Oh my gosh, you're laughing right now. She goes, I wish I had this car in LA. I have a ticket everywhere. And I go, you do have this car in LA. I kind of basically. Okay, we're off to Legends. I don't know if we're going to make it. We're 20 minutes until showtime. You said there's only four or five people in the audience, so... What if this is really packed? We did get VIP seats for this too. I picked the highest level seat here, which is actually very expensive. And my day at Legends was a little overpriced because I've seen the show. Well, you know, people want to see a Legend. You do get to meet and greet all the impersonators if you want. I never do because I feel so embarrassed. I'm like, oh my God, I'd feel so embarrassed to go up and get pictures of fake people. Elvis is one thing, but you have to go with all four of them. And it's like, I don't really need a picture next to fake Sting. Although you should because you kind of look like him. Can we nip in? Oh yeah, we're good. No, you're good. I'm shooting high anyway. Why? Ew, don't just get my face. This is the good part about me. Oh, you can't have it because of the montage. Trish just said she took a horror shower, which means she just baby wiped her arms. I didn't baby wipe them. This one I did with soap. Soap, yeah. But you can baby wipe them. No, I do your armpits. I never heard the term horror shower before. Your breasts. It's good. And your undercarriage. I didn't want to smell too gross for you. Really? I'm really excited. So this is where Donnie and Marie play? This is where they play. Oh, this is so intimate. I love this. Us or the theater? The theater. Oh, that's why we're so intimate. We made it, you guys. I don't even know if you guys could feel the level of stress because I don't think you were vlogging because we were pretty stressed about time. We were running. Did you vlog losing the key? No. Jason didn't have the key, so we were already late. Not blaming you, I'm just saying. Didn't have the key, so then we had to wait for security to come home. We were so behind. We didn't think we were going to make it. But thanks to Trisha planning way too far ahead, we had just enough time to get here. Very excited. Wow, thanks. Pat on the back. That intimacy right there. That's why I love having a boyfriend that can pat me on the back. I'm giving you a pat on the back. Good job. I know. You're patting yourself on the back. Oh, thank you. I like the theater though. I like the idea of shows here because you can just kind of roll in and it's not too much. Too much, yeah. Yeah. You should do a podcast here in Vegas. I know, it's a great idea. What would you guys do? Can I come? You can be the guest. David asked me if you should perform as an artist. I was like, yeah, for sure. I'll come with all my gay dancers. Yeah, let's do it. No, it would be the worst audience to do a podcast. I come and my audience is not your audience. No, it would be great. It would be really awkward. People would be confused. Our audiences are very different. People who like my music and like my dances and stuff like that don't listen to views and vice versa. I think after the podcast people would be like, what is this? Yes, I can dance. Thank you very much. Somebody had to say it. Oh, I love early dinner. Thank you. Oh my god, Jason. There's lobster fried rice. There's prawn fried rice. There's garlic fried rice. There's eggplant fried rice. There's Jon Jon fried rice. There's sausage fried rice. There's vegetable fried rice. There's pan fried fried rice. They have spicy Indian style fried rice. There's so many fried rices. Oh my god. And my heart might explode. I was going to say my head, but it was a Freudian slip. Yes, perfect. Thank you. Guys, if you ever doubted how wonderful Trish is, we're at a Chinese place right now. That's the best looking Chinese food I've ever seen. And the best looking woman I've ever seen. What's better, me or the Chinese food? You. You hesitated. I knew you wanted to make a joke. You were like, you're going to make some kind of joke, and I was like, don't. No, no, no. Straight up, you're better. Okay, thanks. I don't want to say that. So you get full, and I never get full of you. No. Those are pork potstickers. Pork potstickers. Ribs and egg rolls. Can I just show the size? Look how big these are. What? Oh my god. That's the biggest. Oh my god. It's all lobster. Whoa. And they got your white rice. I love the white rice. I'll have one bowl of white rice. Yeah, that's what you wanted. Okay guys, we got lobster fried rice. Kung Pao chicken, babe. Kung Pao chicken and... Baby shrimp. And shrimp lettuce cups. And white rice. I don't know why you ordered red rice. I love white rice, babe. I just said I was madly in love with Jason, and he said, I concur. And I said, wait, you're madly in love with me? And then he's like, I don't know. Wait, I don't know. And I was like, I really want to know this. I need to continue this conversation off camera. I love you. Yeah, let's just... But like, madly in love is different than I love you. Yeah. That is different. Just go slow. Give me time. That was so crazy. That was so intense. Everything is intense with you. Everything. I constantly feel like I'm like... It's either I say something on the podcast or... You weren't here on the podcast saying I love you, Trisha. And then Dave was like, is that the first time you said it? You're like, yeah, I'm waiting for the podcast. It's okay, you can say you're in love with me on the podcast for the first time. It's okay, listen. I like the podcast better than your vlogs. Let's be real. Okay, great. Okay. It's funny. You're in the vlogs and you're not in the podcast, so... I guess you're putting yourself down there. Why am I not in the podcast? Put me in there. I'm like the girlfriend that's like, you'll go and I'll just try to pick everybody up. Well, Dave has been nice enough to pick me up to go to Hawaii. I care about you. You really do. It's really special. No cameras, nothing. He didn't even bring his camera. He's just here. You didn't have to get up. You could have just slept. Yeah, but I really like you guys. I want to make sure you guys get there safe. Don't fall asleep. There's been a lot of... What happened? David! What? You brought your camera. No. All you wanted to do was film this divorced dad of two and ex-prostitute girlfriend. What are you doing? Oh my God, she is an ex-prostitute. I never even thought of that. I wish she made it out. I don't think she sees it as making it out. I think she sees it as like an NBA player who doesn't get to play anymore. Because she was a prostitute, right? Yeah. That's sort of like you. You got f***ed all your life. Now you're finally making some money. Are you going to miss me, David? I mean, I'll see you in two days. For the paintball? Yeah. Hi! No, I don't know. I'm probably just going to wait until you get back. You'll be fine. No, I'm probably going to be good. I have that toaster footage. Oh yeah, that's probably not the best. Or maybe it's good, I don't know. Yeah, I wonder how it is. What about, you have Josh? You're going to get together with him, right? Yeah, I'm going to hang out with Josh, which is nice. That'll be fun. Yeah, I haven't done it in a while. Right? Yeah, it's like its own vibe, you know? You and Josh, just hanging out. You and your... Like father, son. Yeah, your idol. Yeah. Your childhood idol. It's going to feel good. I guess I never even thought about how awesome it is that you're leaving. Good. So that means when we get back, you won't ever have to see him again. Only like once a month. Nice try, bitch. You know what, Zane? I have been riding around with Trisha a lot in that seat. Yeah? You remind me of Trisha. Yeah? Yeah. Why, because she's super fun and energetic? No, because she eats a lot and cries at night. I didn't mean for that to come out. It's fine. It's okay. The joke started going and then I didn't know. I didn't really mean to throw her under the bus. I'm just like, I'm constantly sensitive and not sensitive and I'm supposed to be strong. I'm supposed to be this personality where I don't care what people say about me. Yeah, you got to tough it up. Everyone's been saying that. You're right. You're absolutely right. Just like me with the fat jokes, you with the super, super old jokes. So we just got to really... Trisha has said old jokes about me. She's been saying that. You know, just like the... We just got to take those jokes and just have fun with it, you know? I was at my daughter's preschool the other day. They were asking kids questions and I was just kind of watching fly on the wall kind of stuff. And they said, who's somebody who runs from their problems? And this little four-year-old raises her hand. And what was the next one? Was it towards me too? They just started talking about Todd. Me and Jason, we have a different kind of relationship. That's right. We're very honest with each other. Yeah, Jason's kind of like my uncle. Right. Where you kind of have to be with him every day. Do you tell your mom? Do you say, hey, I'm hanging out with this really cool 44-year-old guy today? No, my mom likes it. My mom likes the fact that we're all with a 44-year-old guy. She does? Yeah. Oh, I get it. She feels like her son's more safe. Because there's an older, more responsible. You see? That's why I made mine more responsible. Well, if you'd like to take your camera out and vlog now, you can vlog. You see? I don't like what you're doing there. Am I being passive-aggressive, kind of saying, like, Zane, you don't work hard enough? Is that what I'm saying? No, no, it's just, you know, right now this content's going a little more stale. And then at that point, you're just like, hey, Zane, why don't you pull out your camera and start recording? We already got all the good stuff. Everyone's just like, hold on, what good stuff? Look at this. I think he's teaching how to twirl signs. No. No way. It's a sign twirling class. That's where we're going to be in a few years. It's a sign twirling class? All right, let's see it. Yeah. Look at this. I didn't know there were sign twirling classes. Oh, damn! What? Sign spinning! Sign spinning class. Twirling is for batons! He's like, twirling's for batons. Yeah, I heard. I'm like, I'm able to tell it to you better than he can. Simmer down, won't you love? I'm taking one for the team. We taking shots in this love. You don't know where we can end up. Beat his bar, raise the bar for you. I hit a wardrobe in the winter. What's up, everybody? Please hit like and subscribe. Tweet me at Jason Nash. Instagram at Jason Nash. Today's shout out is Farrah. Farrah, thank you so much for watching. Guys, my new merch is on sale today. 10% off Thursday and tomorrow Friday at Fanjoy.co. 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