BEACH DAY WITH DAVID! - JASON NASH VLOGS

You wanted something nice for your kids, right? But you're on a budget. 99 cent store? Maybe you can buy a couple different toys for them. No, no, no. Too expensive. What are you doing with that dog, Uncle Alec? I'm training him for the blind! Are you selling him for crack? Yeah, yeah. David, don't let me do prat falls in your vlog anymore. How is that my fault that you fall in every vlog? Because I'm giving you my all! I'm giving you 100%! Jason, it's completely your idea to fall in my vlogs. Honestly, in the last vlog, you fell. And I didn't even abuse it. I was just looking at it when I was editing, and I'm like, this guy's an idiot. Next time you go, David, I'm gonna fall, I'm gonna fall, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna be like, no, Jason! Yeah, say no. You're gonna be the prettiest seraph in your bedroom. David, I know what I said earlier, but I think I'm gonna do it. I think it's good for this bit. My name is Henry Hudson, and I'm the captain of the half-moon ship. Do it again. My name is Henry Hudson, and I'm the captain of the half-moon ship. I'm his first mate, Julia Roberts. No, Julia Roberts. Uncle Alec, you can't go stealing people's dogs. Boy, I don't know what they've taught you at that liberal school of yours. You smoke crack. I don't think you can get more liberal than that. Well, actually, I voted for Trump. You didn't vote. Lift your hat up so people can see your face. We're walking down the promenade with people from all around the country, no one recognizing you. Jesus Christ. I should have ******* latched on to Nash Greer, because this ---- is bullshit. Hey, what's up? I'm out on Santa Monica Pier. It's time to prank some kids. Look at this guy. I bet his sister hates living with him. Well, actually, my sister lives in Colorado. My dad, I haven't seen her in, like, two years. Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Todd, I need some heat for my vlog, some good-looking heat, because I've been with David. What the **** you mean? You gonna get verified today? I think I'm getting verified today, you know, so... Is everybody verified but you? Yeah. It doesn't really matter. It does. Maybe Dave's got the power, Todd. I got the power. We're gonna find out David Dobrik's juice. They don't like doing it. They hate it, yeah. And they get annoyed when you ask. Is that true? Hey, what's up? Tell them about the snacks. These are the best. What'd they say about being verified? They said to **** off. I'm telling you, he's gonna have a better home with me. You live at the library. Because I love to read. No, I mean you literally live at the library. Like, you sleep in the dumpster when it closes. Are you imagining him as crack right now? Yeah. Hey, look at this girl. A real four eyes over here. Well, actually, I couldn't afford these. Everyone in my class pitched in and I was able to buy them. They're really special, you know. Oh, that's a really heartwarming story. I'm sorry I called attention to it. You know what I love about your vlog? It's like people write really nasty stuff to me, but you know that they're joking. I love it. Yeah, they're funny too, that's the thing. Yeah, they're all funny kids. I hate when people are like funnier than me that aren't professional people. That bums me out. I'm like, oh ****, anybody could do this. Social media career. Like, it's obviously really difficult. Look at you. Five years in and sitting in a car with a 20 year old. Did it turn out? Thank you. I love how they say he's YouTube. He's famous on YouTube. Like, they have to qualify. Like, they would never go like Brad Pitt. He's famous in movies. David, give me some heat for my vlog. Some Dobrik on fire heat. You want me to give you heat? Yeah, give me some heat. Hey, look at this girl. I call her short stuff. The doctors say this is the tallest I'm going to get. That must be really hard for you. Yeah. Jason, I feel like you're zoomed in too much. Oh yeah. It's much better. Alright, we're taking the dog back to its rightful owner, okay? I'm telling you. This is not a good idea. I can't take care of a dog. I can barely take care of myself. I'm sorry, Sam. See? I told you. This animal's the love of my life. You're still going to sell him for crack, aren't you? Yes. You know what bums me out? What? Having a low income? It bums me out that I'm not your age. And if I was, then we could be really good friends. But because I'm so old... No. Yeah. No, I think it's a lot better that you are older. Because then I have to leave and stuff. Yeah. And you don't hang out with us too long. No, I don't. Because you have to be in bed by 7.30. Sometimes when I'm hanging out with all you guys, I literally have to sit down. Why? I'm just like, I gotta sit down for a minute. And you guys are like... Zane! Oh my god. This is Zane. Heath! Just go over there. Put it on your head. Put that thing in your ass real quick. And then Scotty's like, I don't know. Maybe that would be funny. I don't know. I'm not really good on camera. What's up? Thanks for watching. Please like and subscribe. Tweet me at Jason Nash. This is Dom. And this is David. Is that it? Who's ready to say some ---- about me, I'm sure. I'm not kidding. I'm not ready to say anything about you. Dude, every time I yell at you, it's because I offer words of advice. You're probably recording your grammar. No, yeah. He literally is recording. I'm not kidding.