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Everybody what I'm doing
He's returned from his journey across the globe to take over the world
He brings his kids along with him and occasionally Tricia
But today he returns home and pauses his conquest because he wants to talk to his old buddy
Scott sire, that's me. That's my dog
What is the story with you Chris just dyed my hair purple she did not do a great job
It wasn't her that didn't do a great job. It was the product because the product was lavender ice not actually purple
Oh, maybe it'll come out more when it dries. No
I'm off to Gigi gorgeous is
Engagement party. Oh my goodness. Yes, so do you know her?
I've only met her a couple times Zane is the loudest person that I've ever met
so upset
Listen
You guys are off to Heath's medieval times
I'm gonna FaceTime you at medieval times that way the audience experience each other's experiences. Yes. Now check this out
Yeah, I told you this already
But I just dyed my hair purple and this hat on so I could surprise you by taking it off ready. Oh
My god Scott, are you okay in sleeping get your rest Logan Paul just started twitch streaming
You're getting up there you get you're getting neck you're getting close. Thanks. Is my hair purple?
All right. Well, I'm off to pick up Trisha and go to Gigi gorgeous's party
I'm a little nervous because I'm not very fabulous for instance
I have to dress in all white which that gives me a bad vibe because I'm like not good with sauces
I probably can't eat today. That's what all white means for me because I know I just I'm captain stained shirt
It's really just meeting new people. Trisha raves about them says they're really nice
So I'm probably just making a big deal out of nothing and I do get a lot of anxiety when I go meet new people
So first thing we got to do is go to Macy's and get this suit or get some sort of white outfit
I have my white Vans. This vlog has got some fashion in it for sure
How are you I took five day club, I'm not sick but like I thought I was gonna pass out
I feel a little butter. You want to skip it? No, you sure cuz I have a lot of anxiety. Why?
No, I just don't know anyone and I'm like not fabulous. You know, I mean we have to go
I want to go but I have a lot of anxiety
I feel like you guys will get into conversations about like a designer and stuff and I'll just be kind of like
Stupid in my white new suit that I bought
So my fear is like, I don't know like they hang out with like you said fabulous people
I don't know them. So like but you're pretty you're fabulous. You're you're you're considered attached person
Don't let me I can't eat anything if I'm gonna have white on cuz I'll just gonna stain it
I can't eat anything for having white out for a different reason because white is extremely hard to pull off
I was trying on dresses this morning and like girls should not wear white dresses like white just it's like yeah, every every imperfection
That's how I feel like you're gonna see my imperfections. Well, babe
I don't think anyone thinks we're like, you know top models or anything. So that's the great thing about being known as like kind of gross
It's like people don't expect like if you look halfway decent. They're like, whoa
This morning I woke up and I was like
If I fell over baby you have to watch it that vlog me they might pass out today
Today yeah, I have a little handful of popcorn before that's not eating we worked out yesterday
We had the healthy breakfast and felt so good. I know I did I did good yesterday, too
I gotta do it. It'll change my
My whole thing whether I'm happy or depressed
Well, I think it's um, if I switch my diet up I got my toes done, but this is got really short
Where's the party the nice guy with a nice guy? You told I was telling the girl who I'm here this morning
I'm like, yeah, we're in there. She's like kind of booze
She like always goes to the fancy places chick
That's so fancy like I never even heard of it
But I looked at it like pretty exclusive like Kylie Jenner was walking out of the club one night
And then I wonder if it's gonna be rented out just for her party or like you think it's like they just have like a
Section of a table like they have a lot of friends they do
Yeah, why it's not really becoming your butt might look good though
Got a guest shirt and I'm gonna give credit to Amanda Cerny's Instagram
She always wears gasps and I'm like I went on the gas and literally spent like a thousand dollars on clothes
She has like the cutest stuff. She's on dude. So
Shout out to Amanda. I don't know her but I see her on a billboard. There's a giant guest billboard
She's like literally a guest model. I'm so jealous. Very smart. Yeah, she's like 18 million followers
You know, she's got a body, you know, I'm saying I hadn't noticed
Well, the whole city's celebrating actually, you know, the mayor is wearing white today
Yeah, I love Calvin Klein underwear. You gotta be real sexy to wear that. That's a good Instagram picture me and my pink underwear
Yeah, I don't think so. Yeah, nobody wants to see me in pink
All right, grab them I'll get a turkey leg and I'll pose in it with a turkey leg
No, I can't wear that I'll just look stupid. Oh, I'm already have anxiety
You're right, you're right I went to your party that I got anxiety but I left but I went no
I'm actually really looking forward to it and I'm
Yeah, thanks so far all we've got is pink underwear for you this is a button collar
What do you think?
Wait, what? Okay, let's get this. All right. Good done. What else?
This mannequin does yeah, it actually ends there. Yeah, but the top is nice
Okay
This look cool. Yeah. All right, let's get these
Yeah, what if it doesn't look right? We need a different style. All right
True listen to you tip mentioning mud the price of things unbelievable
Money, and I feel bad. I like making it for money on like a party
I think I've ever heard you say that well, it is more money
That's good for Scott and Todd
No, it seriously is like we should we should buy them that
You guys start dressing nice contact
The tag went up my butt
Yeah, I think Elvis I'm gonna white jumpsuit
They call for white not me. Look at this
Trish
I can't
Can't eat anything tonight. What if I'm talking? No, you're gonna stop me. Hold on. Let's just see. No, I'm a great
No, you're right
I can't
I mean if I have like one sandwich, it's over your birthday. Nothing. Would you wear it your pads?
I thought about getting your pads, but I'm like, I don't know if you wear those don't get me anything, huh?
Yeah, I love airpods. Those are awesome. What else just you just a quiet dinner
Are you taking your ex-wife in your birthday dinner?
We you the kids your ex-wife Laurel Canyon
of course
I'm not being youtubers the worst because the people in your life can just like go to your videos and then pull from it and
Just be like, oh I see you went to the water park on Sunday. You know, I love water parks
You think I look smaller than that? Yeah, I know in Nikes. I'm 11 and a half
I don't buy a lot of shoes. I'm not fancy
Until I met her and now I suddenly I got to be fancy just gotta look fine. Yeah
We're going to an all-white party
I'd rather be home watching 60 minutes, but you know, what are you gonna do?
Not hungry right now, but are you oh my god, I've been hungry all day
But like well, maybe we should have a small snack
I'm not gonna be at the party till 730, right the cocktail hours at 7
But do we want to get there right at 7? Yeah
You too. Now, you're not you're ready before you're anxious now. Let's go. I feel better. I have an outfit
Hey, this is Beverly Hills juice place. Is that still here?
Shake that's not a snack babe. Sounds what? Bad? That's not a snack
What is that for? What? Ew, sometimes I don't even know. Oh, let's go into Erwan. We'll get a snack in there
What is that? Whole Foods store. What kind of food do they got in there? Everything. You can get a macrobiotic pizza
It's a pizza that's not cooked. Pizza that's not cooked? Who are you? What? Who do you think I am?
See this is what I'm talking about. We don't know each other if we don't see each other every night
We lose who we are with each other. Like you don't know me anymore. I know who you are
I'm trying to. You suggested uncooked pizza. You just don't know me anymore. I'm trying to turn you on to something new
Just like you turn me on to wearing white suits and going to Gigi Gorgeous's fabulous party
I'm trying to turn you on to maybe a little healthy snack that you so we can still look good in our white suits
Let me think of a healthy snack that I would like
I'd love to hear your definition of a healthy snack
Chase's butt
Oh, that is a snack
What's your definition of a healthy snack?
I don't even know, this is my problem
A healthy snack would be
Oh, that's not healthy
That's not. I knew it
I knew you couldn't do it
I was like maybe frozen yogurt but that's really bad
But maybe if we got like a small one and split it like a tiny one
That's not going to keep you full. Or like a McDonald's ice cream cone
That's like a healthy snack
What are we going to do with you?
Here's what we'll do. We'll go to Irwan
And we'll get a cooked chicken
And we'll each have a little bit of chicken
Is it white meat? Yeah
Oh, we watched your family last night, like your dad and your sister
And then your dad was a big part in that vlog
And I was like, oh there's his dad
And I was like, he's so good looking
You think my dad's good looking? Yeah, so good looking
How old is he?
74
He'll be 70
He looks literally like 64
Yeah, he looks good. He takes care of himself. He also doesn't have a lot of stress in his life
I do think I'd probably be a better match for your father than you
Well, great
Can't wait to introduce you to him
We'll be taking that one straight ahead
Against the wall? Yeah
This is the benefit of dating someone that is 44
You think this is exciting and so do I
But most people want to go into Irwan and no one's like, this is going to be fun
You've never been to Irwan?
Oh, you're going to love it
Do you want to get the chicken or do you want to get the hard boiled egg?
Chicken. Where's the chicken at?
They have all kinds of tonics and stuff
You can go to the tonic bar and get stuff for your face
Really good stuff
What's on my face?
Nothing, but it just gives you a great complexion
You're so over it
This is coconut milk, pressed coconut milk
You don't like it?
It tastes like breast milk
It tastes like breast milk?
Well, let me try
Did it go down the wrong pipe?
Maybe
Too much?
It tastes kind of like coconut
Well, it should, it's coconut milk
The raw pizza must have been sold out
I saw a little sign, it said raw pizza, but I don't think so
It must have been a hit
I think I'd rather chill with my mom if I ate raw pizza
So would you come back to Irwan?
Yeah, I love the chicken
Alright, well, I guess you're good
That's a wrap on Irwan
Five scenes in the can for tomorrow's vlog
Jason told me this morning
We already got three scenes shot today
I did one scene with Scotty
He acts like this is a f***ing movie
So you had a conversation with Scott this morning
Scene one, talk to Scotty about what I'm doing tonight
Scene two, me in the car
Scene three, you in the car
Scene four, we're at a food shopping
I know you came here just to get it out of location
Yeah, I'm ready
You looking like a snack
I don't feel so great
You look great, the pants look great on you
The shirt looks great
I think I lost a few pounds after eating that chicken
Oh yeah, because you said they were bigger, huh?
That's so weird
You do look skinnier in a matter of two hours
Oh, shoe cam
Oh my god
Hun, you look so good
Yeah, I'm hot hun, I'm so hot
Is it hot in here? I'm ready, I'm gonna call an Uber
I look like
I own a coke boat in Miami
Thank you very much
Alright
Oh, they have warheads, that's a twist for an Uber
To have warheads in the front
We should've just stuck with the chicken
We had all protein, we could
Not the yogurt thing, I had like nuts and strawberries
I honestly think it bloated me a little bit
And now I got a little pooch
You look great
Why can't we just have flat tummies?
Everybody in the world should just have flat tummies
Then there'd be no shootings
Then there'd be no shootings?
Yeah, I feel like if people were happier with themselves
Like just give everyone a flat stomach
I would cut down on some of the gang violence
Yeah, Trisha just got sick outside
I'm surprised you didn't vlog it
I was going to
You could with me, this is a little crazy
Do I look like I have under bags in my eyes when I do this?
Bad lighting from there
Yeah, it's not the best lighting
Like so scary to see me
It looks like you're telling a scary story
Trisha just got sick outside
It was bad, it was weird
All of a sudden I'm just like really lightheaded
And now I feel fine
It feels like when you're drunk and you have to throw up the alcohol
But I swear I had one whole peanut
I'm so confused
I told her she can puke in front of me as much as she wants, it doesn't matter
And then he went to go smell it, but I thought he was going to kiss me
And I was like oh that's sweet, but he was like oh no that's the smell I'm about to throw
I mean I don't want to kiss you
I'll wait a couple minutes
I was amazed that we're in all white and we don't have puke all over us
As you were puking I was like my shoes
I know you were standing on the
Angle that I was projecting
I was like for sure I thought
You should have gone to the back behind me
All said and done I think we got out of that pretty good
I have to vlog for tomorrow
It's so dark in here
No we're not vlogging
Hey finally someone for my vlog for tomorrow
Hey vlogger
Are you a good on camera?
Am I still going to do your wedding dress?
Yeah, Jason we're getting married actually in like June
Oh we better hurry up and do that then
Wait you proposed?
Yeah
When?
Tonight
Right when she's speaking
Where's the ring?
Oh I put it on the side so people didn't ask about it
Because I didn't want to take away
I'm not engaged
I'm kidding
No are you?
Shut the f*** up
Why would you tell him that?
Of course she wouldn't believe you
I think if I say it enough it's going to happen
You got a night?
It's going to happen tonight you just puked outside
And I got to keep the party going
Okay I'm glad I want to
Jason's like it sucks you can't drink
I'm like oh you know what I can
And he's like no
Hell yeah dog
Kale salad and meatballs
Margarita pizza
Chicken piccata
Gigi what dress is that? Is that August?
Oh my god
So pretty
I'm sorry I'm just living
Because I'm such a fan of Jason and Trisha together
Do you know this?
Did she tell you this?
I want to hear it again
I heard that you guys were dating
I was just like oh my god send Jason all my love
She did say that
I did tell you
They were like oh we saw Gigi on the red carpet
And she's like oh she loves you guys
Well they said what are your favorite couples or something
I don't know
Brad and Angelina
You know Brad and Angelina
Jason and Trish
Nick and Jessica
There's Mrs
I know
It's a secret
Are we invited?
Yeah
Do you want to be a bridesmaid?
Yes
Tonight's like the pre-wedding
It's the engagement party
This is where it starts
I feel like this is your wedding
It's so fancy
I know I feel like it's my wedding too
I planned it all
I was going to live right there
But he doesn't want to be close to me
You don't want to be close to me
I didn't know you then
You should have known
Should we recreate my sickness
He forgot to take the new cover off his shoes
He had little foam on his shoes all night
Babe why would you embarrass me in front of my friends
So embarrassing
Do you think anyone saw?
They probably think you're trying to return them
So embarrassing
We're both like literally
If you see us walking, Jason's limping
I'm crippled over from my back
I played wiffle ball today
You did? You played?
I can't believe how embarrassed I am
I didn't take the stupid thing off my shoes
How do I feel?
Well that was quite the vlog
Thanks so much for tuning in guys
I just dropped the kids off at school
Last night was really fun
My thanks to Gigi and Nats for inviting us to the party
And including us
It's just really nice to be invited to something where
People are accepting one another into their lives
And to be able to be there and witness it
Someone got up there
I don't know who
Someone's sister or something
And they said these two people
They're very well off
They're successful people
They're talented
They're good looking
And someone said they have every reason to act like a jerk
Because they have everything
And yet they're so welcoming to everybody
They are so nice pulling into my house now
And I think that's really
The thing that I love to see
And the reason why I was so glad that I went last night
Was because
I love seeing successful people
That are humble
And are welcoming
And that certainly was my experience last night
I also had a great time last night just being with Tricia
And that's the other thing that I learned
I had a great time
But I don't ever have a bad time
Because I'm with her
Because even if something's bad we laugh and we have a good time
And the other good thing is if you're a YouTube vlogger
If something goes bad, that's actually a good thing
Gigi was joking she was going to throw us out of the party last night
And I'm like
And I'm like, you know what
That would have been dope clickbait
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I don't know what's going to happen this week
I know everyone's headed to Coachella
I want to go to Coachella, but I also want to see my kids
I've been spending more time with my kids lately, which has been really great
Haven't been traveling
I know I have to go to New York on Sunday
So I don't know if I can go to Coachella as well
But, could be fun
My thanks to Gigi and Nats for inviting us
To the engagement party last night
It was so dope
I learned that you don't have to have anxiety
When you go to parties
Because I'm pretty freaking fly
I tasted someone's breast milk and it tasted like crab meat
Why were you trying someone's breast milk?
They had it in their fridge
Were you curious or hungry?
Both