Meghan Markle's Rachel Zane First Appearance On Suits Screen Bites

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Hi. Good morning. I'm Curtis.
Thank you.
Mike Ross. Hi. I'm Rachel Zane. I'll be giving you your orientation.
Wow. You're pretty.
Good. You've hit on me. We can get it out of the way that I am not interested.
No. I'm sorry. I wasn't hitting on you.
Trust me. I've given dozens of these and without fail whatever new hot shot it is thinks that because I'm just a paralegal that I will somehow be blown away by his dazzling degree.
Let me assure you, I won't.
I was. I was hitting on you.
You were. Take notes. I'm not going to repeat myself.
I love you.
Each bank of offices specializes in its own arena of the law and is anchored by a department head on either end.
So on our left, mergers and acquisitions. On the opposite side, high net worth divorce.
Nice. Mergers across from divorce. Symmetry.
I should just listen.
The firm operates on a chain of command model. Harvey's your commanding officer.
However, Louis Slitt, he oversees all associates, so you'll also answer to him.
What do you think about Harvey?
People are in awe of him. They say he's the best closer there is, but I have very little contact with him, so I don't know.
What about Louis Slitt?
Let's continue with your tour.
Hey, Becky. You are glowing. I wonder why that is. Oh, yeah. It's the day they announced my promotion.
Jimmy, have you lost weight?
Steve-o.
Looking like a guy who came to work.
Excuse me. Why are you scratching off the senior off my door?
I got a work order to take it off.
Who issued the work order?
My supervisor.
Why did he issue the work order?
If I knew that, I'd be his supervisor.
You seem to be enjoying yourself.
I have enjoyed myself since 2004.
Donna?
Someone's trying to have a little fun with me here.
Jessica wants to see you in her office.
And finally, this is where you'll live.
Wow.
I gave you that for a reason you haven't taken one note.
It's because...
Because you were too busy ogling me to listen to a word I've said.
Partners offices anchor the wings. Fifth floor is research. Sixth is security.
All work gets billed, even if it's finding an address.
I answer to Harvey and Louis Slitt, and judging by the way you responded to my questions, I should admire Harvey and I should fear Louis.
You have been here for five years, and just because I outrank you does not mean I have the authority to command your services.
Oh.
It's also pretty clear that you think you're too smart to be a paralegal.
You know what nobody likes?
Nobody likes a show-off.
You used the word ogling.
When do I get to see Harvey?
Mike.
Hey!
Who's ready for a great first day?
I'm gonna have to let you go.
What?
I just got reamed for lying to a client, and if they find out that I lied about you going to Harvard, they'll take away my license.
You what?
Not now, Donna.
Look, I have to put my own interests above yours. It's nothing personal. You're fired.
Wait, so you're worried that if I stay, then they might find out that you lied about me, and you'll lose your license.
But if you fire me, then I could tell them that you lied about me, and you'd definitely lose your license.
Are you telling me that if I throw you under the bus, you're gonna drag me with you?
Look, you put your interests above mine, and I'm just putting mine back up next to yours.
You're rehired.
