CONFRONTING GIRLFRIEND ABOUT HER PAST!!!

How's the music career? Good, man. Finally made my first check on music, man. I heard you got 10 grand to go open for someone in Brazil. How'd you know? You told me, five times. Oh, I did, yeah. Hey, John's coming. Stamos? No, no, Nemec. F***. Oh, hey, John. Hey, how's it going, man? How you been? Good, I'm so happy you're here. Yeah, looks like... Get out, get out, get out. He thought you were gonna be John Stamos, he's disappointed. Well, I mean, we can get some people over here, we'll have a real full house, huh? You know, Stamos has been tweeting me. Let's call him. I think he wants in. Okay, I'll make the call. Okay, it's Tuesday. This is my life these days. David has a really big blog channel, and so I've sort of become the guy that helps David with his channel. But I also have an assistant who helps me with my channel. That's John, right there. So I have an assistant who helps me so I can help David. I guess that makes sense. I don't know. Whatever. We're all hanging out. We're having a good time. Are they thinking about replacing you with John Stamos again? They're not thinking about it. They try every day. John's just not available. Actually, I watch Natalie do a lot of things. She's a great assistant, but this one makes me laugh. Loading the new canister. Here we go. You know Natalie has a college degree in biology. It is time to say goodbye to my cheese head. Jason, hit it. I don't know if it's going to burn the light. Oh, okay. Yeah, I don't know if this is the greatest idea. Okay, well this is the key part of the evening. It's five o'clock. There's only an hour of daylight left, and we have to decide where we go. We have something at eight. We have something at ten. What could we do, John? We could have steak dinner. Is there something Halloween-y we could do? Light. We could definitely do something Halloween-y. Halloween-y. We said weenie in that sentence. Dude. We could just vlog that the entire time. Look at us struggling here to come up with an idea. It's so pathetic. I mean, this is really genuinely what it's like. We are out of ideas. We could go to a Halloween costume shop and then try on the costumes, but like in an 80s movie montage. Basically, the night is going nowhere. There's not much of anything being shot. Until we call Trisha. I want to give Trisha some props here. As soon as we call her, the night seems to get better. Not scary far. Scavenger hunt. Go to Trisha's house. And shouldn't we just drop John off? Why? I feel like that's a trip. Unless you want to come. John can Uber out at any time. I mean. John, you want to do that? How long are you going to be there? Probably not longer than an hour. Yeah. That's fine. I can Uber out at any time. I'm down to hang. Okay, okay. Yeah. Thanks. No problem. I really appreciate it. You're really nice to John, but really mean to me. Shut up. John, it must be so stressful working for somebody like Jason. How do you cope with it? You good, John? You good back there? Do you need a beverage? I have cold water. I Ubered. I got you cold water. Yeah. Oh, my God. Thank you so much, mister. Since when do you carry cold water in here? John was coming. I know he was thirsty. This is the side of YouTube you don't see. Which side is that, John? Just the waiting. Is it crazy to be out with us tonight? See all the waiting we do? It's so weird. It's like nightcrawler. Just like nightcrawler? You're just like there, and you're looking for stuff. And you're like, all right. This is what this is. This is what we've been given tonight. Let's take it. Yeah. It's so strange. It's so interesting, right? It's kind of maddening, because it's like... Yeah. Well, even stuff like that, right? Like that guy's doing the newscast. Like, what's going through your head when David's like, go do this? And you're just like... Yeah, just go do it. Just go do it. You're doing some weird things. I mean, that stuff like that doesn't bother me. Yeah? I'm not going to like... I know I'm not going to die. Yeah. The stuff where I'm going to die, that really stresses me out. For sure. Oh, my God. What is David doing? He isn't. That's the best thing that ever happened to me. That's a big tap. Oh, gross. I got so excited when I got invited. I haven't been invited to film in so long. This is a treat. What do you mean? We just filmed the other day. Yeah, but you like come to my house, and I'm like secluded. I'm like... Oh, you've never been out. Where are we going? I'm going to go to this stop sign right here. And then where? That I don't know. We should go to our... That would be stupid. Let's go to Cal State. You want to do it? Yeah. Okay. You don't know what's going on there, but... We can go for it. Yeah, we shouldn't go. It sounds stupid. Yeah, should we go to Little Caesars? Sure. What? I thought you weren't hungry. I'm not. You're the only one who wants Little Caesars. And you're not hungry, so why would we go to Little Caesars? Okay, okay, okay. When are you going to get a more sophisticated palette? I'm so f***ing tired of it. Hey, I don't have one either. Yeah, but you're okay. You put out. Aw, thanks, babe. We had sex again last night. And I don't. You guys hooked up last night? No. How was that? Days ago. Oh, my God. It's crazy. It's because me and Jason hung out the night before. Ew. Make sure to send this video to my son's principal tomorrow. I said for Jason's Patreon that he should go dirty. Like, he should be like Bob Saget. Like, full house on the YouTube and stand up on the, like, Patreon. Like, really dirty and, like, naked. That's what I'm saying. You've got to take yourself to the next level. Trisha does a lot of nudity. I think it's time for you to open up a little bit more. On my Patreon? Yeah. I agree. Babe, don't take your seatbelt off. Someone's coming. Honey. Yeah, I know who's coming. Ew. Everyone needs to calm down. It's already so hot. It's a firetruck, baby. Do you want to see? The second you take your shirt off. Do you want to start measuring my nuts to my knees and, like, measure them? And then six months from now, see if it's any lower? No, Jason. Every vlog you do, everyone's like, David's, like, slowly coming out to us. Like, literally, I read the comments and everyone thinks you're, like, slowly trying to come out. Yeah, well, I like to open up like that. I like having my viewers feel included no matter if they're gay, straight, or bi. So, you've got to cater to everyone. I can't wait for your coming out video. And it's going to be all serious, too. Like, David will never do serious videos, but when we'll be, he'll cry a little because he loves to cry and those kind of videos. Why would anyone cry during a coming out video? Isn't that, like, so, like, five years ago? No, because it's, like, a big thing to let it off your chest. But it's not anymore. If you're gay, you're just gay. Like, it's, like, it's so... People don't have to come out when they're straight. Do you know what I mean? Like, it's just, like, oh, my God. Like, there's gay and straight people. You might have to because you have a big audience. But I'm not gay. Like, if I was gay, I'd just be, like, ah, I'm gay. Like, it wouldn't be, like, you know what I mean? Would you make a video about it? I mean, like, if tomorrow I woke up and I'm, like, oh, my God, I'm gay. Then, yeah, make a video. It used to be a thing to come out because I think it was, like, fairly new to, like, talk about that. It's not some crazy revelation. Agreed. And it's no big deal. I'm going to make a video. I'm going to come out straight. I'm going to sit down in front of the camera and be, like, I know what you guys are thinking. That'd be a sure-telling sign that you were gay. Trisha, the other day you said you'd have sex with me. Oh, yeah. Oh, God, yeah, she did. I didn't bring it up. David did. No, you brought it up. She does that to make sure that I'll have sex with her that night. That's true. Also, I don't like this joke. Which one? That I have no friends because I don't. Trisha, you have all of us. I hear you give me that look every time. You're a fake friend. I am not a fake friend. I am your real friend. What happened again when me and Jason got in a fight this last time? Who disappeared once again after I told you I need you there on my side, too? Guess what? I texted you. You didn't respond. Yeah, you need to give me a couple days and then be, like, checking again and be, like, how are you doing? See what I'm dealing with? You could have asked me to film. You could have done, like, anything that you normally would do. Olive Garden. You went to Olive Garden so many times with so many different people and never once did I get that invite. Next time when we break up, David, this is what I want you to do. I want you to not be supportive of me. Don't call me. Cut me out of your life. And only go with Trisha. No, I'm not saying that. I said share support. If you're really my friend, you share support. Trisha cheats on you and I go, **** you, Jason. Sweet burn, Dave. You got her so good. Yeah. You're not supposed to be a part of it. She's gonna look so stupid in tomorrow's vlog. David, I feel, is a low-key sociopath. Like, I'm with all the sociopaths. Can I say something about the sociopath thing? Yeah, that you are one? I mean, no. Because I have emotions. No, you don't. You're such a liar. You don't have any emotions. Zero. No, that's not true at all. Your mom and your dad are listening to the podcast. You don't say I love you to your parents? That's just because I'm, like, an awkward teen. But. You're 22. He is. He's very empathetic. I mean, I'm super emotional. I'm super into, like, other people's issues. And, like, I'm super, like. Yeah, he will sit and talk. That's what a sociopath would say, though. They, like, take on other people. Like, they try and see what people would like. And they're like, oh, I am emotional. I will listen to you. Yeah, well, I mean, you can. Literally, I could say anything right now and you'd be like, that's exactly what a sociopath would say. I mean, Trisha, what are you? Amazing. Awesome. I thought I was a sociopath until I met the two of you. Hey. Trisha, you're a sociopath. No, I'm not. I'm an empath. What's that? Where you feel everybody's emotions and you take on other people's emotions. Like, I feel sad when someone's sad. Like, I'm, like, a really empathetic person. An empath. I don't think so. Yeah, 100%. Because all the. Like, imagine all the fights you get into with Jason where you just have no regard for anybody. That's not. That's not sociopathic. That's, like, borderline person. Do you love Jason or is it just because he's the only one that gives you attention right now? No, I love Jason. Really? And he's the only one who gives me attention right now. This is probably the kind of joke that's going to upset you guys. I read a lot of comments that say that you guys don't like Trisha. And it really bums me out. When David and I make jokes, we're funny. But when Trisha makes a joke at my expense, suddenly she's a bad girlfriend. It's actually kind of sexist when you think about it. It's like, I'm okay with the jokes. You know? It's why I date her. Because she makes me laugh. I just want you guys to know that she's my girlfriend. And I hope you guys will just be patient and go easy on the comments. Because she's really great to me. She's really sweet to my kids. And I love her. Is that what's going on? What? I'm the only one who gives her attention. That's why she likes me? Excessive attention. I never thought about that. I'm not talking attention as a friend. I'm just saying straight up. Right. I mean, and you're a fun guy. I don't want to discredit you for that. People have asked me if I have a boyfriend. And I say yes. Usually, I don't. You should. Sometimes, if I was interested in somebody else before with boyfriends, I'd be like, oh, kind of. It's complicated. But with this, I'm affirmative. Yes, I have a boyfriend. See, I think she really likes me because she could have any guy. I mean, not any guy. But she could have, like, Jason? What? I'm just, well, like, Thank you, David, for not laughing. You have my back. Good job. If you and Jason ever break up, what's going to happen? We're not. But, Trish, but I do wonder. I'm like, you could do a lot better. I mean, you could date someone who's not 45, who doesn't have two kids, who is unstable. I don't know. I don't know because, like, I don't get anything I want out of this relationship. But, like, I really love Jason, so I don't know. It's very confusing. You know how I know she likes me? Loves you. Loves me. I've actually experimented and tried to tell the most boring stories I can tell. And she's riveted. Purposely, as an experiment. Be like, so then I went to Ralph's, and the grapes were $1.99. The red grapes were $2.99. So I said to myself, I thought I'd get the green grapes, you know, save a little money. Sure. And she's like, oh babe, that's so fascinating. Oh my god. Where are we going? Nowhere. You guys want to go to Wahlburgers? There's no one there. I know. When I went in there, there was no one. It's just Mark Wahlberg eating alone in here with the pictures. Sitting next to him. Hold on, Trisha, can you do me a favor? What? Do you have any stripper friends? Yeah, why? I need them for a video, two of them. Like, actual strippers? Yeah. Maybe. Wait, for when? Tonight? Yeah. Yes. Hold on, let me think, let me think, let me think. I've never actually been to a strip club. You've never been to a strip club? No. Well, I guess you've never been married. No. I was really nervous in there. Yeah, you really dorked out. You think I look like a little b****? Yeah. Yeah, a little. No, you didn't look like a little b****, but like, you weren't really helpful with what we were trying to do. I know, and you were standing. I was like doing all the talking, and it's like, for your vlog. And then Jason's like, it might not work, and you're like, okay, let's just go. Jason, you sat right next to the stripper. Yeah. In front of her crotch. Yeah, I was like, you're really close, and I even, I turned to Trisha, I'm like, Trisha, is that okay? I'm asking Trisha all these questions, like, can they be touched? Oh, yeah, he didn't say that. He's like, can you touch them? I'm like, what? No, you have to pay for that. That's what I said. I've never been in a strip club. I have no idea. It was weird, and her nipples were out. Yeah, I mean, I didn't even look at them. I didn't. I only look at your nipples. You got out with both of their phone numbers. Because we're going to call them later. For what? Yeah. For your vlog. No, why do you have to get it? Do you have to get the numbers? David and I have a thing. When we're out, I'm the number guy. Yeah. David always does that. That's actually kind of cool. No, no. I'm the number guy. He's like, yeah, give your number to Jason. Maybe we can make something work. When you were a stripper, how did that work? Like, people would be like, you'd take them to, like, a back room? Yeah, that's how you make the money, obviously. There's, like, back rooms. You just gotta get dances. I'm like, okay, so Jason would come in, and he'd be like, hey, come in the back room. He'll say, I want three dances, but then you try and talk him into, like, a VIP. He'd be like, yeah, but for a hundred more dollars, you can get 30 minutes. And no one watches back there. How many random men did you have sex with as a stripper? Not that many. How many? Maybe, like, a hundred. Jesus. Over the course of, like, three years. Three weeks. You had sex with over a hundred guys. Maybe. Trisha, that's gross. Yeah. I know. It is. It's gross. That's why I can't find anyone to date me, because it's like... But I'm so good now. Like, I love being with one person. I could have, like, one person for the rest of my life. Jason doesn't agree. He thinks that, like, he needs a new bitch in ten years. You told me that. You're like, well, after ten years, you know. Is that true? Shane Dawson's number one? Do you miss being a stripper? Sometimes. Why? Lots of attention. Is that why they do it? I did it for that reason. I loved it, because I was, like, the only blonde girl in there with, like, big boobs. So I, like, loved it. I got, like, a lot of attention. But imagine you're Trisha, and you, like, showing off your body. It's, like, the perfect job. Oh, yeah. It was really fun. Was anybody ever, like, hey, I'll give you an extra hundred bucks if you come home with me? Oh, yeah. All the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For sure. And you'd go home with them? Yeah. For how much extra? I think it was, like, 500 for me to, like, leave the club. This is the part if I was watching David's vlog I wouldn't watch, but I'm here. And I can't stop watching it. I would literally be, like, I'm going to skip this part. I felt so weird walking in there. Why? Because I feel like I'm 16 at heart. Right. So, when I walk into Strip Club, I'm, like, this is not somewhere I should be. Maybe we should take him to, like, the Bunny Ranch in Vegas. He can lose his virginity. Oh, yeah. You can f*** people there. Lose my virginity. At the Bunny Ranch? Yeah. What is that? Oh, I saw it. Are you playing dumb? Do you really not know all this? No. You are really such a rube. Oh, my God. Bro, Strip Clubs are not, like, a thing. Yes, they are. Not to me. None of my friends ever go to Strip Clubs. This generation is a bunch of f***ers. Like, I'm in love with this girl and blah, blah, blah. It's weird. Go look at other girls. That's what people do. Do you want to text the two stripper girls real quick? Yes. Strippers make Jason swog. One wrap with no cabbage, no carrot, and that's just cold. Because you're an oddball. It's on the bigger bed of the way. Oh, hell yeah. Who pays for it if it's on the house? No, free food, John. What? No, we can't. We order, like, $40 worth of things. I was nice enough to pay, and now they're saying it's free, so it's free. My longest relationship is nine years with Chick-fil-A. Can you believe I've been with them for that long? Same with Trisha. Trisha's in the same relationship. We're about to enter the belly of the beast. Is she just lying to me about my looks? Or am I good looking? You're just catching on. Because she's really got me thinking I'm good looking. What am I going to do with this? That's so f***ing sick and twisted of her. To manipulate you like that. What was that merch idea you had? Oh, someone commented on my picture saying you should get nasty. I love that. You didn't seem that excited about it when I texted you. That's not funny. You're like, great, thanks. We just heard that Big Nick is inside of David's apartment. Trisha hasn't seen Big Nick since they had a little spat on Twitter. So we're hoping things aren't awkward. Which is code for, I hope things are awkward so I get something good for my vlog. Big Nick just started to walk to say hello, and he saw Trisha, and he went, no. Big Nick, were you hiding from Trisha? Big Nick, what happened with you and Trisha? What's going on? I'm a changed man, man. I learned from God, man. What was the beef? Let's squash the beef right now. I have no beef, man. I have no beef. Why were you scared when you bucked in? I don't like confrontation, man, you know? I'm a very relaxed guy who likes to just, you know, relax. Are you on the lean? Nah, man. Nah, I'm just high off life right now, you know? So you weren't nervous when you saw Trisha? Nah, man. Be honest. Nah, I just don't like negativity, man, but it's not good. No, I don't like negative situations, man, you know? Yeah, she squashed the beef. When we broke up, you tweeted something in my defense, right? Okay, I'll be real, man. I was defending you, man. Because there were a lot of videos, you know, of you, and I was just like, damn, I wonder what Jason's kids are thinking, seeing all these videos of his dad. They were thinking, dad, we love these new videos. He bought his mom a Mercedes with that money. He bought us all these Apple Watches with his money. So he's doing just fine. Nah, but it's cool, man, you know? I realize the bigger picture is to just worry about yourself, you know? And let people do what they want to do. Yeah, I appreciate you sticking out for me. You were looking out for me. Yeah, man, it's all good, though, man, because, you know? Now, next time I know something happens, I'm just going to... Drink my lean and... The lean made me smart, you know? I didn't think Wes was the only one that came after me publicly in your little group. What did he say? I don't even remember. I just remember we went back and forth, and then after, he's like, I'm not about the drama. I'm like, you tweeted me. Like, it was so weird. Bro, that ---- was so long ago. I deleted all that ----. You got all the negativity out of your life. Yeah, man, exactly. I've never seen so many guys scared of one girl. All your friends are terrified of me. She's not a girl. She's a demon. Babe. I won. You look so cute. My prize is... It's actually really scary looking. It looks kind of like Jason. I thought you were supposed to be his only friend.