SURPRISING GIRLFRIEND WITH $10,000 HAMILTON TICKETS & LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA

Now comes the tough part See this is what's difficult is I'm trying to do something nice for you, and you're all of my grill Oh, I don't know it's for me. I'm gonna surprise you with someone and you're like not No, don't even worry about what it is And and I'm like I need to go I said I need to go away for a little bit, and she was like I didn't know what it is can I come and I said literally like I can't plan something because we're always you're like you never Do anything for me, and I'm like well. That's cuz we're together 24-7. I can't play anything and you read my phone Literally last night you were like looking over my phone as it was coming in and I was like Yo, what's up guys? I hope you're doing well so for a while now Trish has been obsessed with Hamilton when I met her I was like oh, yeah, you like Hamilton cool cool I was like I like Hamilton too, but then as I continued to date her I realized it was like much more than just liking Hamilton. She's like it's like when we go in the car That's all she listens to that's all she talks about and a few months ago the creator of Hamilton Lin-Manuel Miranda announced that he was going to be reprising his role in Hamilton in Puerto Rico in January of 2019 to try and bring some relief to so many people who are hurting there So he's doing a bunch of shows Trisha asked me She was like I want to go see Lin-Manuel Miranda in Puerto Rico, and I was like no I don't want to go there. I was like I've seen Hamilton three times already. I don't want to see it again I don't really want to go to Puerto Rico. I don't really care that much about Hamilton So she kind of dropped it. Oh and not only that they were offering The VIP experience which is you can go to the show and then after you can meet Lin-Manuel Miranda and there's you can even have dinner with him by chef Jose Andres These tickets are $5,000 a pop and Trisha was like do you want to go and I was like no I don't want to go. I don't want to spend $5,000 so we kind of just dropped it well Christmas was coming around and I didn't know what to get her and I Was kind of like all right well I know Shirley wants to do that I don't want to spend that much But it is going to hurricane relief, and it is tax-deductible so I have in my hands right now two VIP tickets to Hamilton on January something or other 2019 meet Lin-Manuel Miranda and have a dinner cooked by Jose Andres who's like a big-time chef all right David's gonna Help me with a surprise. We're gonna head over there right now and What does it say I'm gonna be a psychic right now? Hmm says you're out $10,000 no, but we're super excited and the money is going to the hurricane relief victims Which is really important, so I decided to bite the bullet and buy these tickets and hopefully she's gonna be excited We'll see I got a call David now And he's gonna help me with the surprise because he's the master of surprises, and I'm the master of disguises Hello there. It's good to see you Jason. Is that you yes? It is all my acting training has led me to this wonderful character his name Is Bernice. Thank you everybody that is acting I don't go on auditions anymore because I never booked anything. Maybe you like my performance I promise I will never do that character again. I promise that is my pledge to you I will never ever do the Bernice character again. Not even if you were to ask sir. Oh I fell into it there. Okay. Where do you want to do it? Aren't you cold in that Lakers top Who Yeah, is this your way of getting rid of me Okay, so where do you want to meet you want to come to Tricia's you want me to bring her to your house What do you think is better? I? Don't know and I got it's 430. I could bring her up there time. Can you be there? It's 430 I can be there at 530 I'll see you there 530 Well, I already she was like she was like glomming on to me and I was like I've got to go get something and I can't tell you what it is. And then I said something like oh, yeah We're gonna surprise you with someone Well, she's she reads my phone and I was like I gotta go and if I had just taken off on her She would have been mad at me. I think it's fine Okay, I see your house at 530. Hey, you're the worst surprises You're the worst at surprises. You're the worst at surprises. The world revolves around surprises It's gonna be perfect the way I do it Even though I don't use any of the footage cuz my videos are only four minutes and 20 seconds Did I mention that did I mention there were only four minutes 20 seconds and yet people still follow me even though it's only a short Amount of time. Hey, I'm David. There's only one way to do YouTube the way I do it. Hmm That's it my way or the highway you're the worst at surprises, did you know you have the first person to think of surprises? Yeah surprise I'm ready to come get you. Are you free? Yeah, I'm in Beverly Hills Okay No, you don't need a shower it's really stupid actually it's fine Yeah, but don't make me say anymore cuz I don't want to blow it I'll call you when I'm at the garage and then you can just come down. Okay. Goodbye You're the worst at surprises Did you know I was the first person to think of to put a snake on somebody yeah, just me Nelly Nelly, give me my apple juice Nelly Sour worms skittles Natalie I told you corn in my corn in my bowl corn in my bowl Nelly You're the worst at surprises you don't know anything hello miss Maybe maybe someone's in the backseat. Yeah, you like it. Yeah What nothing? Why did you just look me down I wanted to see if you were going to work out or you're going out on the town I wasn't sure it's Kylie. Kylie wears these. It's not a workout outfit I'm not hip. Maybe you would tell me what we were doing. I could dress the occasion maybe I'll tell you as much as you need to know. I Spatched my car. This is cut what the white one? Yeah, we're pulling into my spot that pole that's there I know and my g-wagon so much more narrow so I can usually make a pretty tight turn better Give it to me. I wanted to wear my black easy, but we couldn't find them We my sister was having a man up there. Oh, my sister's cleaning my house. She was just starting everything down Oh, I love your sister. Oh, I should Love your sister. Oh, she doesn't like you She loves you we've been seeing a lot of each other lately Yeah, we are dating and we do work together too. Yeah Well, are you excited? Yeah, is it a surprise like just for me or is like everyone gonna be there everyone's gonna be there Oh, really? Is it an animal? Might be. Oh, baby. I don't like animal stuff. Well, you have to be blindfolded. You're probably. No Babe, no. I don't know. Huh? My house looks so good. My sister did a great job cleaning it up She did it right. She went and found me a Jojo Bobo for my collab tomorrow I had her go to Claire's. The collab with Jojo Siwa tomorrow, huh? Yeah, so I needed to find a boat. You picking her up from school? She is a 15 year old she graduated already. She already graduated. I'm homeschool. How do kids do that? How did I graduate in their 15? I could barely pass any grade and she's a superstar She performs the Kids Choice Awards and has her own TV show and has a banging YouTube channel and sold 40 million bows That's pretty accomplished for a 15 year old. What's 40 million bows? Her hair bows that she sells at Claire She sold 40 million of them this year. There's no way she sold 40 million bows, babe She said that like why would that be a really weird thing to lie about on someone's podcast? That's easily to be able to find out Who could find that out? What are you gonna go to the bow website? Hi Natalie. How are you? Good place looks great Surprise! Well look! My place looks great Oh that's a surprise? I'm gonna take Jason to the other room real quick Oh is this scary? Can I get some clickbait merch? Is it scary? Hey is it a scary surprise? Trisha you know you're not allowed to ask that Uh it's Joe Hey we're ready to go Do you know where my phone is? Let me film you I have a degree I can film this Do my best Piss me off that comment in the car Let me see how you are You are best Hey this is no time to get mad at you You don't know what it's like Oh that is sick Good job you old Are you filming me? Or are you just Can I have you in the shot please? No one cares about you They care about these tickets It's not true It's a lot of money You'll make it back No I'm not This is dope And it's tax deductible And it's helping me with the hurricane victims How are you? How are you doing this? Trisha I love you Are you gonna give a speech? Yeah for the rest of my life One day You put her on the couch Surprise is here Take your blindfold off Surprise is me She's gonna think it's a proposal I know that's why I'm trying to be careful She's gonna You surprised a lot of people And Reggie's reaction was incredible This is gonna be Otherworldly Because she asked me to go so many times And I was such a dick I was like I don't want to see that Straight to her face I hate it I've already seen it 3 times To the point where she was like really beat down And she's asked several friends to go with her They've said no She's offered to buy the tickets and pay for people And they don't want to go Her mom doesn't want to go Her sister doesn't want to go All she cares about is meeting Lin Manuel Jo she doesn't care about Jo when I met her She was like oh I'm really into Hamilton I was like oh that's cool It's the only thing she listens to It's the only thing she listens to in the car The soundtrack There's only 30 songs It's just over and over I think there's something wrong with her Now with this Not only are we helping her get tickets She gets to sit in the front row of Hamilton She gets to go to a post show reception She gets to meet Lin Manuel Miranda Let me do my version of it now Okay guys Jason got Tricia two tickets Jason is surprising Tricia With Hamilton tickets These are $5,000 These are $10,000 tickets Really expensive And the show is in Puerto Rico And you get to meet Lin Manuel Miranda I know that means nothing to your audience And Jason has to go Jo's here Is this the surprise? There's so many cameras In the middle? What's that? You're going to be blindfolded No I don't want to be blindfolded No No blindfolds I'm going to have to blindfold you This is so weird that David has to do the surprise Because he is better at it Wait who's surprise is this? Well now you gave it away It's your surprise or Jason's surprise? You'll have to find out Get some branding in there David Alright Tricia we're going to sit you down We're going to put something in your hands No! Ow babe my hair You suck at this Here let me do it I don't want it in my hands Okay here At least look excited No I'm really nervous I really don't like surprises Am I going to have a heart attack? Is it an animal? I don't want another dog One more One more video Wait actually you don't want a dog? No! Is it a dog? Babe Is it a dog? Let's just do it Put your hands out I'm going to grab it from the other room No no no Tricia put I don't want it in my hand My heart's racing right now Tricia put your hands out Is it going to hurt me? Maybe Come on put your hands out Oh my god I don't want to do this Just put your hands out Is it an animal? Maybe Or maybe it's John Stamos In my hands? Or maybe Maybe we shrunk John Stamos No John Stamos Tricia help me I would love to be surprised at John Stamos One night with John Stamos Maybe it's Jason Momoa My sister said that but I've already met him Yeah but have you ever had his balls in your hand? Well probably Do you know how hard it is to watch any movie with famous actors in it? Because you can't enjoy anything with her She's like Literally every actor I don't want to do this I don't even think I'm going to get a good reaction We're recording That's what I'm saying I don't think I'm going to give you a good one Okay ready? Put your hands out I'm going to let Jason take it over No Can I say something? Just so you don't think that it is what it is It is not a proposal Let's get that out of the way No proposal I figured if Jason's about to talk He's maybe going to think it's a proposal It's 100% not pooky dead ass it's not But it's okay You know what let's just forget it Alright put your hands out You almost blew this last night I did? Yeah by looking at my phone I can't see your phone ever I try and look Okay here we go Am I able to break if I drop it? No A check for 4 million dollars Surprise It's an envelope Open it Oh my god Hey it costs a lot of money be on camera What did you do? I'm crying You like Hamilton And I hate it Are you going with me? No Joe's going Are you? Of course I'm going You're going to America with me? Yeah Oh my god Holy ---- Look at my face Wow David's crying Stoned Oh my god I'm going to pay you back I'll pay you back They're so expensive Oh my god you're so ******* crazy Don't mean to steal the show but I'm crying too This is crazy Yeah it's crazy I've already seen the show 3 times But it's what you wanted So I'm going to go You know after the 3rd time I'm like I'm good Yeah and you get to meet him after Oh my god I can't believe it Hosted by Lin-Manuel Miranda Oh my god I don't even know what to say to him You'll probably only get 30 seconds For 10 grand You got the VIP tickets it's crazy And Jose Andres is preparing a special meal for us Who's Jose Andres? He's like a really famous chef Wait are you being serious? How do you know? It's part of the package I can't believe you're going with me Oh my god it's so crazy I can't believe I'm going either I love you Oh my god I love you Now comes the tough part You guys have to stay together for a couple of hours Oh my god Jason's never spent any money on me So if I need to spend $10,000 on these it's crazy That's the craziest thing I'm so wow This is literally better than a proposal I'm not kidding I'd rather have this than a proposal any day This is crazy I would never think Because Jason was so adamant about not going He's like that's my kids birthday month I have to be home that weekend with them Birthday month You come up with the lamest excuses Oh wait was that an excuse? Did you know you were going to do this? No I booked it two days after Charlie's birthday week is over When you told me all that Did you know you were giving me these tickets? No I had no idea When you asked me I was like I don't want to go to Hamilton And then I thought I should do something nice for you And I needed a video No I'm just kidding Actually you can thank David Because we were talking about it He was like bro You know David's sensitive side Which comes out at the worst times Usually when it affects me He was like that would be nice Remember when we brought it up He was like you should go I was like f*** you And David was like just do it It would be a really nice thing to do Are you pumped? I can't believe you did this It's so crazy It's nice to see you cry out of happiness It's just not like Jason This is so weird I asked so many people to go with me I even asked that random person we went to last night To go with me What was his name? I was like do you want to go to Puerto Rico with me? I also can't justify Taking someone to Puerto Rico that I don't know This is amazing that I'm going with you I'm sorry I don't know why you spent so much money on me I feel so bad That's the only thing you like $10,000 Hamilton tickets Oh boy Thank you This is crazy and it's hosted by Lin-Manuel So he's going to be there after the show You pumped? Yeah I'm like shaking I gotta get you something What do you want? He wants his friend A beige interior and red on the outside How was it not sold out? They have seats left $10,000 Were those the best seats? Smile That looks too fake Smile a lot Why does your frame not have Jason in it? Because I know I'm not going to pay them This is crazy This is literally the craziest thing I've ever gotten From anybody ever You're welcome This is really crazy That would be fun