Hugh Jackman and Kate Hudson Face Off In The Ultimate Snack Wars: Showdown

Two challengers battle head-to-head. Oh my god! Winner takes the treat, loser tastes defeat. Snack Wars showdown. I hate you. I'm going to destroy you. I am going to crush you. I'm going to eat you. I kind of love that. That was hot. More? Damn it. There is a deck of silly jokes in the middle of you. Oh. You will take turns reading a joke out loud or trying to keep a straight pace. First to laugh loses a round. Oh, I'm going to lose. I'm so winning this. I'm going to lose. Three, two, one, showdown. What's blue and not very heavy? I don't know. What is blue and not very heavy? Light blue. To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my word. Knock, knock. Who is there? Jackman. Jackman who? No. Hugh Jackman. That's the best joke ever. Have you heard that before? I've never heard that, but I'm totally keeping it. Is it really weird if I say that joke at a dinner party? No, Hugh Jackman. No, guys, everyone, quiet. Knock, knock. These are great. These are really good. Let's just rattle through the jokes. What a rip off. Okay, ready? What do you call a fish with no eyes? I don't know. Fish. That's the best joke I've heard in a decade. I'm totally keeping that. Wind turbines, I'm a big fan. I tried to catch fog yesterday. I missed. I burned my Hawaiian pizza. Should have put it on a low high temperature. That's so bad and good. I'm so scared. I'm really bad at gross things. What is this? A durian. I'm scared. I don't think I'm going to like this. I know someone who would love that. What is that? I think you should mix it with a little bit of chocolate chip cookie. What is this? Have you ever had a durian? Different. Come on. It's like onion. You're going to lose all of it. Chub it in. It's disgusting. You've literally offended everyone in the Asia continent. It's actually banned in hotels and public spaces in Malaysia. Because it's going to kill me. Because of the smell. Name the film from the following famous quotes most correct answers win. Three. Two. One. Showdown. You're going to get us killed. Or worse. Expelled. By the way. I gave. I like hand back to you. You're going to get us killed. Or worse. Expelled. Well it's English. And it's Harry Potter. I only read the books. And it's. It's which one? Four. Everyone knows it. Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone. I haven't seen it because I'm not in it. Like. That's so bizarre. Okay. I'm not a regular mom. I'm like a cool mom. I'm not a regular mom. And all I want to say is. I'm not a regular mom. I'm a cool mom. I am a psychic. Is something that you're in. Okay. I think that's a point gone. Oh. Mean girls. I was just ahead of myself. Stop it. Fish are friends. Not food. Fish are friends. Not food. Finding Nemo. That's so good. And if you ever get lonely. Oh. Almost finished. I haven't even finished the quote. The quote's a lot longer. I was trying to do an accent to throw her. Yes. Okay. You get an extra point. You can just go to the record store and visit your friends. That's it. Oh. I'm just a girl. Standing in front of a boy. Asking him to love her. Jerry Maguire. No. Oh no. No. Stop. Right. No. Take it back. Notting Hill. Yes. Sorry. So basically. If you get this right you win. Is that right? I think I win. I think I just win. I stole a loaf of bread. Why did you say it like that? Because it felt very obvious to me. If I said it in any. I needed to throw you somehow. Say it again. I stole a loaf of bread. I. Yeah you have to sing it. This is torturous because she already knows the answer. Just was stealing a loaf of bread. I mean. I stole a loaf of bread. I stole. A loaf. Of bread. Is that classic? It's a very classic rock musical. Toxic waste. Oh no. I love sour candy though. I bet this is going to be just so. Is it going to be spicy? Oh I'm going to cry. Cadbury is my favorite. Thank you Cadbury. This is going to be super strong I can tell. But I want to take. Not bad. Is it spicy? Once you get in there. It's coming on. You'll be given a fun fact. Okay. Raise the green flag if you think it's true. Raise the red flag if you think it's false. First to three correct answers wins. Okay. Three. Two. One. Showdown. Camels store water in their humps. It's false. That's okay we're tied. A group of zebras is called a dazzle. It's true. Because they dazzle so much. That's like a children's book. It can't be called a. I'm sorry. That's why it's true. Dazzle. Human blood contains traces of gold. It's so random I'm going to say it's true. It's true. Yeah. I know mine does. But I didn't think all humans did. That's a movie star right there. No my mom's name is Goldie. Got it. Sorry. The inventor of a Pringles cans was buried in one. It's true. That guy has the best sense of humor ever. Humans share 70% of their DNA with cucumbers. It's so random I'm going to say it's true. It's false. I was going with water. I'm so glad neither of us are a mastermind. It actually raised a green flag to that. We think we're related to cucumbers. We actually thought that there's some possibility that we shared 70% with cucumbers. Cows have best friends. Yes. It's true. Yes. There are more trees on earth than stars in the Milky Way. Alright, let's finish this game. It's true. Yes! Oh my god! Did you win? God damn it. Oh. No. Is that a hard pass? Hard pass. A pickled onion. Am I going to throw up? We're looking for viral memes. This is where I drop mine. Hudson, we're looking for viral moments. Throw up on camera. I didn't ask for this. Projectile moment. I didn't ask for this. I will throw up if I eat this. But if you have it with that. Why did you get all the easy ones? I got the crazy weird pickled frog legs. But I'm older than 50. Remember, they've got this liability issue of killing me on camera. We've got to have a games night. Can we have a games night? Yes. Why wasn't this around when I was growing up? When someone at school said, what do you want to be when I grow up? I'm like, I want to work out the games. You are so uncomfortably handsome. It's weird. I'm going to kick your ass. I'm going to kick your well-groomed bearded ass.