MEMORIAL DAY WITH THE VLOG SQUAD!!

What do we get to lose? So it doesn't work. Go on to the next thing. No, it will work. I mean, Jason, you have to leave us 40 before you go. It's true. Hey guys, welcome to today's vlog. This is Zane. You better work. Wow, demonetized right away. He just happened to be sitting behind me as I put the camera on. There was no other place to film. Real quick before I begin, I want to let you know that I'm going to be in San Francisco June 8th and Chicago June 9th doing stand-up comedy. I'll be at Cobb's Comedy Club in San Francisco and then the Chicago Improv on June 9th. Also, Boston June 15th at Laugh Boston. My mobile game, Carpool Dad, is doing great. $100,000. Or you can play Diner Dash. No, no, no. Get that out of there. I'm losing tables. So go download Carpool Dad for free and also my merch. Check it out at Dandroid.co backslash Jason Nash. All these links are in the description. Enjoy today's vlog while Zane plays Carpool Dad. Can you just lie and say it's Carpool Dad? It's Carpool Dad. Guys, I'm playing Carpool Dad now. I cannot stop playing it. He can't put it down. Enjoy today's video. It's really fun, guys. You should play it. That doesn't look like it. Okay, guys. This is all the rage in Los Angeles. Celery juice. Carly, go first. No. Oh, it's not you. You literally can't have celery juice. Do you want to have this argument, Matthew? Do you know what gastroparesis is? I was born with this. It takes me three times longer than normal people to digest. Hey, I have psoriasis, bud. Not bad. How's your joints? Not bad. See? I prefer tequila, but here we go. Oh, sour. Is this a brand new bottle? Yeah. Or was it the one I saw your mom sipping on earlier? Be honest. Whoa. I can't drink it. I don't care. I made out with your mom before, so it's okay. Is it the one that she used? Yeah. Okay. Mike. Mike, is this like when you do the only shots we take? Is this the kind of stuff you drink? Yeah. It's celery juice. You want to be muscular like Jeff and Todd? That's not bad. It's not bad at all, right? It's the kind of stuff that gives you diarrhea. It tastes exactly like celery, which is so obvious. It's weird. Throw it back. Guys, this is celery juice. That's what I did. That's exactly what I did. Ew. All the rage in L.A. This is what everyone's drinking. You can't buy celery at Ralph's. Really? Yeah, you can't buy it. They're all sold out. They're all sold out, right? Yeah. Celery is sold out. You kind of look like a celery with that shirt on. David, you're up. If you had a bottle, I'd drink a lot of it. I just can't because it's been contaminated. By your wife? How did David die? He drank celery juice after somebody else opened the bottle. Oh my God. Well, thank you for trying to make us healthy. I'll drink a brand new bottle in your vlog. Because actually, I really want to try it because I've been seeing a lot of people drink it. Okay. Mom, David says you have cooties, I guess. Mom, what have you learned about David spending so much time with him? I'm the sexiest man alive. My mom said the funniest thing. She goes, anybody thinks that David's job is easy, they got it wrong. They have another thing coming if they think he makes it look easy. He sits on his duff all day? No. Not easy. Okay, we're at David's for a Memorial Day barbecue with Charlie and Dino Nuggets. Hi. David's going to name his child after me. Yes, after you. Dinora. It's a beautiful name. Dino Nuggets. Huh? Dino Nuggets. Yeah, I mean. Lying. It'll be both. Wyatt's here. He just got a haircut. Hola. Mrs. Dobrik's here. Get you this way with the sun. Mom, how are you holding up taking care of the kids? Oh, it's been fun. I love it. It's great. Great. I love it. Are you just saying that? Of course not. Are you tired? No, I know you love taking care of them, but you're tired. No, I don't get tired until like about the end of the day. Yeah. You know, by five or six, I get tired. Well, I just played tennis for $10,000. It was nice, and we won, but I didn't do much. David's really good. This is Dylan Francis, world-class DJ. Yes. How are you? I'm good, man. Where are you from? From LA, born and raised. You are? How'd you get into DJing? Mariah, do you and Jeff share a kinship because you're from the same part of the world? Yeah, hell yeah. Kind of. Well, kind of. I would think you'd feel like home. Like, when I meet somebody from Boston, Aaron, right? Aaron and I, we got a little shorthand. Related, probably, somewhere along the way. You're from Staten Island, right? Look at that. Oh, me too. Wait, did you guys have beef? Well, wait a minute, wait a minute. Here comes Oscar, winner of chicken dinner. Okay. No, I think I am. What are you? Oh, no, you win. I'm going to take a picture, because I'm going to be lonesome when I go home. I'm going to miss you guys when I go home. You can call me any day you want. Oh, no, I'm not going to bother you. Can you guys line up and I'll take a picture? Okay. Heath, if you had to place David in something for $10,000, what would you play him in? Golf. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You would kill with that. Mario Kart. Probably the only thing I could beat him at. Yeah. I would play him in your app, Carpool Dad. I keep dying when you put that in people's videos. I know I would win, because I know David probably never plays it. No, never. I play it. Grilled or jammed all day. David walks in, he's like, I'm out. What happened? You guys bet $10,000 against David and I for tennis. I thought it was fake. I thought the bet was going to be fake. I thought we were just doing it for comedy. Oh. I did, too. Dylan, this tennis thing was your idea. Yeah, it was a bad one. I saw David post a picture of him playing tennis around him, and I was like, yo, let's go. I didn't think he was actually playing or anything. I thought, you know, it's a Instagram model. Yeah, right? So that's why I thought he was just posting tennis stuff to be like, oh, relatable tennis ----. And then that's when I blew it. And then I called Jeff, and Jeff was like, bad idea, dude. He's actually good. I'm always down for a bad idea. Yeah, you are. Me, too. How do you guys know each other? Oh, man. Jeff and I have so much. No, you know what? End of scene. This is a good, actually, I did his music video. Oh, yeah, Party Favor. Yeah. That's the first time we met. And then that's when I was like, dude, this guy's funny as ****. Oh. I found this music video. It wasn't even mine, though. I mean, it was, but it was more Party Favor. Yeah. And then he put us together. This guy was the director that did the video because it had all these stunts in it. Oh, wow. So there was like ---- blowing up. Like I had a thing explode and all pens shot into my face, and they did all this VFX on me. I was in the makeup chair. Wow. Yeah. Well, well, well. Master Chef, you've graced us with your presence today. Okay, here we go. Best kebabs in the world coming up. Now, I like how you bring your grill when David has a perfectly working grill over here. Which one? Right here. It works with the charcoal? No. No? It's got to be charcoal, huh? Hi, Jason. Hey. Marie. Susie. My mom and my kids are here. Really? Yeah. Mrs. Dobrik. Come on. Victory ice cream. The two moms. Hi, Mrs. Dobrik. How are you? I'm good. Welcome to my home. Oh, hey, Vardan. How are you? You want to say hi to my mom? Hi. Hi, sweetheart. How are you? How are you doing? Very good. Are you jealous that my mom got to marry David? Yes. Yes, I'm very jealous. Vardan, I want a divorce. Postmates? No. Oh, someone sent them food. Is it paid for? It's not. Domino's. You forgot. I want pizza, though. You're like... This is a real conundrum for the family. Someone sent them pizza. How much is it? Forty-five. Forty-five? What kind of pizza is it? Is it David? Who's ordered pizza? Pepperoni. A fan. A fan ordered it. It doesn't sound that bad. Somebody ordered it for us. Right. It sounds better to pay. Why did they pay for it? What, did he forget the bag? I find it really weird why he walked away. Why is anybody else not weirded out about that? Because it's poison, but I'm hungry, and I'm still eating. No, what if he really didn't work for Domino's? No, he's got the bag. I'm going to call and see if he works at Domino's. Yeah, call him. You were snubbed the other day. What's the number of bucks? It can be anybody you want. What do you mean he's got the bag? What's the number of bucks? Anybody can have the bag. I got his name in the end because it's kind of weird that a random person delivered it. I'm going to call Domino's and see if he works there. He left. I'm good, I'm good. He left. I'm going to shut up. The weird thing is he didn't have a receipt. That's what I'm saying. What pizza place ever comes to your door without a receipt? Hi, did anyone order pizza under Nick Antonian? Let me check. I'm two slices in front of poison. Yeah, we'll start delivering. Somebody did order. Okay, and then do you guys have a worker there named ***? Yes, we do. Okay, thank you. The case is solved. David, meanwhile, is eating the entire pizza. I guess somebody's tooth doesn't hurt anymore. Mom, wait, what did he say when he was at the door? He will be coming back. I don't have time for this? Yeah. He was just like... The undertone was, you people are *** crazy. I'm out of here. That's what I don't get. Why would workers say that to you, even if you're having a bad day? Because we were stressing him out. Imagine you deliver pizza to someone's house and they go, I didn't order pizza. And then they're like, it says Nick Antonian. And then Jonah goes, I'm Nick Antonian. But I didn't order pizza. Now imagine that. Imagine you're a pizza delivery guy. You're like, what the *** is wrong with these people? Did you order the pizza? Why didn't he bring a receipt? Did you? No. Vardan doesn't know how to work a phone. Oh, this is cheat day. Cheat day? Is today cheat day for you? He's a keto guy, so it's cheat day. Oh, it's cheat day for him. Tell them, what were you giving Vardan advice? And the other thing is, remember, there's a little man in your tummy. Right here. See, right here? Right there. Everybody's got a little man inside. And that little man is going to tell you yes or no. You're going to get a feeling from that little man. Should I do it or shouldn't I do it? And always listen to your gut. What did you say? My belly button. Vardan's teachers tell him he shouldn't do YouTube and he shouldn't hang out with us. And my mom's giving him advice to say what, mom? That they don't understand, right? I think it's a generation gap. And I think YouTube is a thing of the future. And I also think that a lot of people that are older, they don't understand it. And they're afraid of it. And if you don't understand something, you're afraid of it. So you wind up saying, oh, oh, don't do that. That's not good. But you know what? If you're having fun, and you're not doing anything illegal, and you're not breaking the law, and you feel inside that little man is saying, I think it's okay, then you need to do it. You need to do what makes you happy in life. Remember, listen to me. Find out what you love in life, and then make a living at it. Find out how you can make a living doing it. I want to be a basketball player, but I'm not going to basketball. You need to go to college for that. Did you know my assistant, John, who shoots all my vlogs and edits them all? He loves your vlogs. Seriously? Yeah, he loves them. He said they're his favorite thing to watch because they're just so pure. John. Loves who? His vlogs. Yeah, he loves them. Every time he posts one, he loves watching them. So you just know that. If I start now, I could be bigger than you. Yeah, it's true. What do we get to lose? So it doesn't work. Go on to the next thing. No, it will work. Okay, Jason, you have to leave us 40 before you go. It's true. Jason. What? What's wrong with that? He's having fun. Just do what you were already doing. That's just so entertaining. You're like, now we're going here, and my fish. And you have all the people around you. You have Susie and Jonah and your mom and your dad, and they're so entertaining. Jason, I'm coming. I'll do your vlog anytime. You know what the best part? What? You know what the best part and how lucky you are? You got all these guys that are on your side. Yeah? How many people, never mind kids, how many people have friends like this that would help each other? Right? It's true. They know how to help you. They know how to help you, and they're going to help you. Yeah, we're all very lucky to have each other. You're all very lucky to be in this group. Never mind you. Me? I'm lucky to be here. Hey, what about me? I'm lucky to be here. Yeah? I'm the most luckiest because I'm one of the most youngest. Yeah, you are the youngest. Nothing to lose. Go for it. Oh, and you feel so good afterwards. And if you need any music, you can call Wyatt. Yeah, Wyatt can do the background music. He's going to be a great composer. Okay, now let's go eat some kebabs.