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Oh, you're 36, wow, you look great. Congratulations. I'm actually 68, I lied. Jeff, Jeff, who are you dating? Jeff, who are you dating? Oh, Jesus! Jeff, I can't get across, I don't know how to cross the street. Dom, Dirty Dom, I don't know how to cross the street, but who are you dating? Can you, can't, wait, actually, can you teach me how to cross the street? Can you teach me how to cross the street? Now? Go now? Go now? Oh God, oh God, never mind, I don't even want to know. I don't even want to know what you're doing, I just want to thank you. Whoa, there he is, the star of YouTube! 12 million! Give me a hug. Hi! What? I've been waiting for this interview forever. Lucky you! I went to a Father's Day party today, and it was all, it was a party of daddies, but it was not those kind of daddies. Look at how sick these guys are, I gotta get that footage. I hire criminals harder than luck. What did I miss? Was it crazy in there? No, these two have been hitting it off, they're both the same age. That's great! Just to be clear, these guys aren't dating, they just met, right? By the time this video comes out, probably, we'll probably be full-blown dating. It takes a long time to produce these. I do, it takes a while, I don't know how to edit so well. Okay, my man. Yeah, I like it. Don't high-five me in front of her, Jason. She's fine. You made it look like I'm just a frat guy. Yeah, dude, got a girl's number. It's my fault that there's no vlog right now. Is that what you're saying? It's not Jeff's fault. Why is it not Jeff's fault? Why is it not Dom's fault? Why is it my fault? You've been gone. In Boston. What have you been doing in Boston? Playing a sold-out show. Damn, sold out without David Norberg. That's a big one. Yeah, but all the questions are about David. Where's David? One girl in Chicago, she was like, where is David? Like that, and it made me really upset. And I was like, he's not here. She's like, no, seriously, where is he? Like, I paid, and I'm pissed that I paid for this. Yeah, but I didn't advertise he was going to be there. Alright, let's get you a vlog. I'm ready. I'm ready! See how juiced I am? It's good when I take a break. I'm ready. My mom's lived here forever. She was born in Brighton, right? And she used to be a makeup, a rep for makeup. She worked at all the malls. She used to drive to Connecticut. That was her job for a long time. And then she fell in love with David. Unfortunately, it did not last. How are you feeling after the divorce? Great! She's literally the nicest person in the world. She's so nice. She's like the best, and she really did so much for me growing up, and she worked endless hours so I could have Nike shoes and all that. I think we have a mic right here. You guys want to ask a question? Oh, is there a mic? They said they were going to set one up. Alright, we'll just go without it. Oh, you're 36? You look great. Congratulations. I'm actually 68. I lied. So I should let you know that. No, I fly out tonight. Yeah, but yo, hit me in the DMs, though. Don't hit me in the DMs. I'm not trying to hit anybody, honestly. I think I'm done. I'm done with love! I'm done with my videos, and that's it! That's a good question. Well, I never asked for any of this. I did. She's just like that. You know when you were going to go to the movies as a kid, and you're like, so-and-so's mom will drive, and the other mom will pick up? She's like, I'll drive both ways. That's just what she's like. She'll do anything for us. I'll do anything for my kids. They're like my biggest success in life. And I will do anything for them. I adore them both, actually. She's talking about my sister. Not David. Or maybe not. When I met David, something just clicked. I have to say, he's one of the nicest, most wonderful people I have ever met in my life. He's exactly the way you see him. You get what you see in the vlogs. He's just an amazing person. He's like an old soul. And something just clicked between us. Obviously. He became part of our family. And so, you know, now I'll just do whatever they ask me to do. Go ahead, go. Oh, that's nice. The most rewarding part is buying my kids clothes. Just taking care of my kids. That's really been the best. To be able to just give them what they need. I bought them phones. That was a big thing. And also, you know, the guys. They're really, really, really special. All of them. Matt King, Zane, Brandon, Jeff. Jeff has become a great friend. I know why you like Jeff. How do you react when you get caught in the crossfires of things? Like when they planned the 3am party. And you were sleeping on the couch. How do you react to things like that? It was Memorial Day night. We had been at David's for a barbecue. And David was kind of quiet. And I'm always like, oh, something's up. Because something's stirring. And Jason said, this is a good opportunity for us to go home and watch a movie. And just catch up on our sleep. Because he's always exhausted. And I thought, yeah, good idea. And so you and I went back to your house. And we watched a movie. And then I was so tired, I just fell asleep on the sofa. So then I'm waiting. I'm sleeping. Pulled up in a ball. No, no, no, no. They moved in a ton of DJ equipment. For like 15 minutes. And they didn't see her on the couch. Because she's so tiny and cute. She's just like into this couch. And then Matt King was like, oh my god, I think that's Jason's mom. They went looking for her in the bedroom. And they were like, Jason's mom's gone. She disappeared. Some kind of sorcerer came in here. They moved in all the equipment to set up the disco. And I'm sleeping. I'm exhausted when I'm there. Because they do so much in a day. And then Matt found me on the couch. She's on the couch. And then they all came over. And all I hear is David going, wait, wait. And I open my eyes and I go, oh, gee. And he said, we're having a party for Jason. And I thought, well, this will be fun. I just woke up. And I just sat in the background and videoed some stuff on my camera. It was fun to watch them setting up and being so quiet. Because they didn't want to wake him. And David sat in his bedroom for 45 minutes before to make sure he didn't get up. Because he gets up to eat in the middle of the night. He chained a chain to the cabinet. I tried to chain the cabinet. And then I had Wyatt hide the key. At like 3 in the morning, I woke him up. And I was like, where's the key? After the party, it was fun. Yeah, it was really fun. What's your snack of choice when you get up in the middle of the night? Oh, my god. Yeah, I love chocolate. I love life cereal. Doritos. It's like, I don't even want to talk about it. I'm disgusted with myself. I'm so disgusted with myself. Peanut butter. Have you ever gone to the cabinet in the middle of the night and there's nothing there? And so you have to eat the nothing that's there? It's like maple syrup. Oh, my sister graduated Harvard last week. I just wanted to say that. She's 50 years old. So, anyways. I thought that was pretty cool. She just went back and got her degree. What? This is my life. Can you text Auntie Marilyn? You can say it to them. I don't want to say that. Do you want to know what she said? It's like really personal. No, we went to dinner last night to celebrate and I said my sister and I took a really long time to figure out what we were doing with our lives. We spent a lot of years not doing what we wanted to be doing. And I said, oh, it worked out for us. You graduated from Harvard and I got on YouTube. That was it. So that goes to show you if anyone's struggling maybe you're in your 30s just wait another 20 years. Just struggle for another 20 years and suffer and you'll be great. You, right there. I don't know. Working on a fishing boat in Beverly. Probably just doing YouTube or maybe doing some TV stuff or movies. I like doing what I'm doing now. It's the best job. It really is. I worked on Liza's show last week as an actor and it was great. It was really fun. But I missed whatever was going on with everybody. I missed my job. So that was good. Oh, I love Natalie. I adore Natalie. She's the best. She's perfect. I think the helicopter ride was fun. And just being with David and Natalie. I mean, you know, I could have been sitting in a room with them. They were just fun to be with. They're just great to be around. Okay, last question. Go ahead. In a recent podcast, David said the only way he could leave the country is if he got married. Yeah. So did that come into play while you were married or did you just get so sick of him you couldn't wait it out? I would have done that for him because I would do anything for him. But no, I think he's just too honest a person to not be legitimate especially with the DACA situation. I mean, if he did get married it would be through love not because he wanted to stay in this country. And I just want to say one last thing and that is thank you to everybody here because in representing the Block Squad you're everything to them. You are the reason they are who they are. And I want to say thank you for being so loyal and thank you for being so supportive and I know how much it means to David and Jason and Todd and Zane and Jeff and Natalie, everybody in the Block Squad. They would be nothing without your support. We love you, Lorraine. I love you all, too. That was really sweet. She's right. Guys, I love you so much. Thank you. Thank you for coming. We'll see you at the meet and greet. It's Father's Day here and we're with Captain Charlie. I've already wished him a happy Father's Day. She gave me a kiss on the cheek and she said thanks for being the best dad in the world. Then I started to cry. She was like, oh God, is today going to be like this? It's true, though. He cries with everything. What? He cries with everything. Well, it's because I'm unbalanced. No, I don't cry at everything. That's a joke. Yeah. Only when you make me nice cards or you tell me you love me or give me a hug. Especially when you say something like that, like you're the best father ever. That makes me cry because I know that I'm not. Then I think about how misled you must be that you think I'm the best father ever because I'm clearly not. The fact that you think I'm really crying about the sadness of your knowledge. Who do you think is? The best father ever. Who do you think is then? A more disciplined father. A father who coaches basketball. You did coach him. I never tell you guys no. I'm terrible. You did coach basketball. Yeah, and I wound up yelling at all the kids. And I just remember you yelling like Jimmy, go! Shoot the basket! Anyway, so... Anyway... That's our father's day little schtick here. Charlie's the best... Charlie... Just when I'm saying something nice about you I'm like, Charlie is the most wonderful... Wyatt's still asleep. He's hanging out with... Todd and Wyatt are still asleep, my other two kids. Todd came in late last night. These guys love gossip. Oh my god! Charlie and Wyatt, they love vlog squad gossip. It's amazing. There was a video that David did where Ilya said he had a crush on Natalie and Wyatt kind of overheard. He was like, who has a crush on who? Who? What? And then I went, who has a crush on who? I said, who has a crush on Natalie? And daddy was like, no. And I was like, is it Ilya? I knew it, but I wanted it to admit that he... How did you know that? You play your editing so loud. Oh, I thought... I thought you said Natalie told you. No, I was kidding. I was kidding. We're gonna be vlogging a lot. I was not vlogging a lot these last couple weeks because I've been on the road doing stand-up and it's interesting doing stand-up. It takes a lot out of you. What are you doing? I'm trying to talk about my career here. Your career is boring. What? I'm a Starbucks queen. Young and like Starbucks, Starbucks, Starbucks, Starbucks. I get cake pops and other drinks. Starbucks. Star, Starbucks. Star, Star, Star, Star, Starbucks. You can drink. You can eat. Eat cream cheese bagels. That strawberry refresher. And you drink it all. Eat that cake pop of pink or chocolate. Oh, it tastes so yummy.