TRYING TACO BELL FOR FIRST TIME W/ THE VLOG SQUAD!!

Okay, I'm gonna be trying Taco Bell for the first time. I had it once, like 20 years ago. There was a Taco Bell at the end of Me and Marnie Street. Hey, I don't believe that he hasn't had Taco Bell in that long. I want to make things clear. I mean, I literally had, I remember having it once, and not liking it. And being like, it was all refried beans, whatever I ordered. Oh, no beans in what I got. Yeah, beans are gross. I don't f*** around here. These guys rave about Taco Bell. David dreams about Taco Bell. It's the best Mexican food in L.A., guys. Okay, calm down, calm down. The best Mexican food in all of the world. It's the most authentic, even in Mexico. At least once a week, David asks Carly if she likes Taco Bell. Completely forgetting what she's gonna say, or maybe he knows what she's gonna say. Everyone in our friend group is like 50-50 on Taco Bell. I don't get it, it always tastes good. It's one of the healthiest fast food restaurants. I don't think that's true. Because they don't have like, there's something about it that they like leave out. I was excited for the water, the tap water. Oh, yeah, f*** yeah. Look how big my water is. At least mine doesn't have stupid electrolytes. You look like Toby right now. Should we go buy a Tesla after this? Yes. What color? I want black. Are you excited, Jace? About what? About Taco Bell? Trying Taco, ooh, can you get me a hot sauce? Yeah. Yeah, I guess I'm excited. I don't know if I'm gonna like it. I'm not big on fast food. I know. This isn't fast food. Yes, it is. It's pretty fast. It's delicious. Told you it's not fast food. Oh, there's Salt Bae. You're trying to show them forever. Where is he? He's back there, making your Crunchwrap Supreme. That was yours. Do you always love Taco Bell? Has it always been a thing for you? Um. Did they have it in Chicago? Yeah, I got it like the first time when I got high. Oh. And it changed my life. Oh, that's why you like it. What about you, Carly? What? When did you first have Taco Bell? Um, I feel like it's just a place everybody likes where I grew up. Everyone likes Taco Bell. And David, was this like what happened with you? Everyone hung out in the Taco Bell parking lot? No, we did hang out in the parking lot, but not everyone did that. Do you think my mind's going to be blown right now? Like I'm going to do like a 180? I don't know. Wow, this is really good. I don't know. You might be too far in life to appreciate it. It's also really healthy. Is there hot sauce in there? Yeah. So, we should probably just start with the taco. Yeah, let's start basic. This is a soft taco. It takes me three bites. After this, you'll never order taco again. There's cheese in here. What is it? Chicken or beef? Beef. Can I have fire sauce or whatever? Hot? Diablo? Oh my god, this is so good. Yeah? Real good. It's delicious. Like I said, it's healthy for you. Like if you took me to a restaurant and you put this on the table, I'd be like, oh, what is this restaurant? Honestly, better reaction than I thought we were going to get. I didn't know it was Taco Bell. The fact that I know it's Taco Bell makes me be like, oh, who made it? Yeah. Where did it come from? What do you mean by it's good for you? This is a Grand Rap Supreme. That I've seen you eat and that looks good. You can have the rest of that taco if you want. Oh, wow. Yeah, it's an art. Wow. Bite into that part right there. Right there? Aaron and I made one of those ones for a video. Yeah? Is that beef too? It's beef and then it's nacho chips with a layer of cheese under it and sour cream and lettuce and tomatoes. You gotta get a good bite with the beef. That's better. You gotta go get to the middle. So maybe even tear it apart just so you can get to the middle. Should I do fire sauce? Do you like hot sauce? I do. Okay, yeah. All right. That's really good. We've been missing out all this time. It's so good for you. There's so many antioxidants in the cheese. Dr. Mike told us that he prefers Taco Bell over any medicine actually. This is a beefy nacho griller. So break it apart and go from the middle. Oh, look at this thing. It's like an extra. I know. Whoa. What is that? Red things. So it's red Fritos. What? Mixed with cheese and beef. Are you kidding? The Fritos are really soft. He says no. I mean, it's good. Let me have a bite. I'm so curious. Here, this part I didn't eat that one. This one? Yeah. Now, what happens later when you have to go to the bathroom? Is it bad? I don't react to Taco Bell like that. How about you? I don't either. I don't react to anything like that. Even Chipotle or whatever. Really? Chipotle, I don't. All right, this is my favorite. This is the best so far. This is my favorite. It's the quesadilla. Okay, this is the best. Get ready. Thank you for being my guide. My guide. Did I just eat something with Fritos in it? They really make it with Fritos in it? Yeah. It's healthy. This is a quesadilla and what's in it? Beef. And you never do chicken. You do all beef. I don't like the chicken from Taco Bell. That's good, huh? Get another bite right there in the middle when you go back. This is rice, beef, cheese. How are you feeling? Get a bite right there. Yeah? No, no, go back right into it. Yeah. Right there? That's good, huh? That's pretty good. Did you get the gist? It's just like the military made it. Yeah. This is my favorite. And it feels very absorb-y. Like if you are drunk. Oh, yeah. If you were drunk, this would do it. Yeah. Wow. What's that? Quesadilla. Oh, is that what I had? Isn't it crazy how cheap this food is, but it's way cheaper than healthy food? I bet your Nature Well drinks were $25. Yeah. Wow. Crazy. Has your life changed or no? It's pretty good. I feel like if we were going to go somewhere fast food-y, I would choose this now. You know? If David was like, Wendy's or Taco Bell, I'd say Taco Bell. I do feel like this is healthier than like a fried chicken sandwich from Wendy's. Right? Well, I don't know. No? I don't know how to gauge health at these places. Just like calorie-wise, you can just feel it the way it goes down. It goes down pretty easy. I feel like I'll be able to like run it off tomorrow. Yeah. But like a big burger or something, not good. Alright, now where? Tesla? Wendy's so we can compare. Where's our Wendy's? Starbucks so we can compare. It's too late for Starbucks. So this is what it's like on a Sunday, huh? I usually have my kids. The problem was is there was a big party last night. Everybody was partying Friday and Saturday. Now it's Sunday. It's like guys. I'm thinking about buying a car because I don't have a video for tomorrow. Not just any car. I also feel like how much longer I going to be around? I better start enjoying it. Not long, especially you. Wow, what a morbid thought. I did good. I didn't eat a lot. Good morning. What's up guys? How are you? I am off and hiking this morning walking working. It's Tuesday morning here and I don't have too much time today. I got to go help David finish up his vlog. We're doing a big bit that sounds really funny that he came up with. We were out yesterday trying to do. I'm sorry. My face looks like this. I mean, it doesn't get much better as the day goes on. So where am I? I'm I might be bringing it up. But listen, I'm doing like the power walk today. Also, sorry about the low V. This is ridiculous. This is just I mean, I've heard of v-necks, but if any of you like Harry Chess, this would be the shirt to wear. All I know is this camera is heavy. But yeah, I'm out. I'm walking. Oh my God, I don't know what's sadder the guy who's like old and gets fat and out of shape or the guy who's old and is trying to fight for life. You know what? I mean, it's trying to be like, oh no, I'm still working out. I mean, I get why people just let go and they just don't I get why people just they don't they don't you know, I get what people just stop trying. I get it. Like they just let themselves go like why not? Yes, let yourself go. That's what's supposed to happen. You're supposed to die the cycle of life, but it's these people which I'm trying to be these last few days because I I ran eight miles at the beach and I Saturday I ran seven Sunday. I ran eight when I say ran. I walked a lot of it. You can you can check my health app. It's there. The numbers don't lie. So, you know when you walk a little bit, I got all kinds of problems guys. But yeah, I'm trying to be like this guy now like hey, sonny. Let me keep up with you. Oh, you want to fight? I'll take any man in here. Don't care if he's 21 years old or 18. I'll give him a lick him. Um, I hate when there's ******* leaf blowers when I'm trying to do a vlog. I literally tried to do on it. Can we just stop? Guys, can we just stop please? Can we just stop? I can't go this way. I cannot be yesterday. We were out last night. We're trying to like we're trying to do all kinds of stuff man. We tried we tried yesterday. We did everything. We tried to shoot failed miserably and then last night David came up with an idea at like 1130 night. It's it's funny whenever I walk by somebody and I'm vlogging like I get really embarrassed. So yeah, and then Charlie said to what Charlie said to Wyatt. Yeah, so I don't know. I've just been I gotta go do this today. Oh, I'm going to Santa Barbara. I wanted to just do a video today where I'm like talking to you guys and checking in, you know, my friends make fun of these videos where I walk around and I talk like namely I don't want to name any Jeff Wittek the tough guy, you know, Jeff Wittek our friend very funny guy and yeah, he's good-looking. Okay, fine. I'll throw that in there too. What's going on? This is really sunny guys. He always makes fun of me when I do videos like this where I'm walking down by the beach or just being you know, calm and quiet. But I when I go to do my stand-up shows people always tell me they like these videos. So I'm going to keep doing them and I like doing these videos because lots of times in the vlog like, you know, you're with other people and there's something going on in the vlog that's like interesting and that's sort of the point of the vlog, but you know, you never really get to just talk and I love when people just talk on YouTube. That's like my favorite, you know, I think that's what YouTube's meant to be is just literally like just uncut people being cool. Not that but like, you know, you know what I mean? So yeah, I'm going away to Santa Barbara. I'm going with my two children Wyatt and Charlie. They are my favorite people in the world pride and joy also going with my ex-wife which everybody goes, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, going with your ex-wife. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Like that. People are so immature. Get down! They're also immature and it's like yeah, well I have two kids with this woman and you know, and honestly I like her. I think she's fun. She's a fun person. What can I say? Listen, if I hated her guts, I wouldn't have invited her to go to Santa Barbara but I think it's nice to get to go with, you know, the two kids. You know, I do this thing too where I'm like, you know, the reason I invited her and I do like her, I think she's great but I was like, the whole concept behind it was like, oh, I think my parents divorced and so I would have loved if we could have spent more time the four of us, you know, because my parents divorced. And so that's what you do when you get older and you have kids, like you, it's the worst. You completely like relive things that you wanted but I'm sure Charlie and Wyatt don't even care. That's probably what I'm thinking. I'm just realizing this right now. This is great that I'm recording because I'm just realizing this, like that's the thing is like I was like, I was like, I got this house in Santa Barbara and I was like, I think it'll be really nice if I take some of the money that I made on YouTube this year and I buy a little vacation house for a few days. So I got this place. I got this house being like, okay, like that we're going to have a memory, the four of us, but I'm probably realizing right now that like the kids probably don't even care. I don't even know if they care at all. Maybe they don't because I know it's what I wanted when I was a kid. Like you do that all the time now. You like, like, like my dad, he, he like was not around, you know what I mean? Or he, he didn't really like, he was around, but he like, he never, he never made it about me. You know what I mean? It was always like, hey, uh, want to go golfing? Because I love golf. And I'd be like, I don't, I don't really like golf that much. And then I'd have a golf club in my hands and then he'd be, he'd be upset that I couldn't swing it very well. I just wasn't good at golf. Oh, what a disaster. So I don't know. Yeah, you kind of, I'm probably just, they probably don't even care that the four of us are going to be together, but maybe they do and maybe they don't. Or maybe it's nice. I don't know. Leave a comment. What do you guys think? I think it's kind of nice to be able to be like, oh, mom and dad are here. But then, you know, there's always that thing too, when my parents would be together, even though when I got them in the same room, as much as I love both of them and as happy as I wasn't, we'd all be together. You could tell that it was like, oh, they didn't love each other anymore. They hate each other. So it was almost forced. So that's pretty much probably what this weekend is going to be. It's going to be the kids being like, well, this is kind of fake and false that we're all together because we know that mommy and daddy aren't together anymore. Oh man, I'm really cracking into it. I don't know. If you guys need a therapist, give me a call. Or vice versa. If you are a therapist. I think that's what I like to say.