VLOG SQUAD GOT DRESSED UP FOR THIS!!

So cute together those two. As long as they don't kill each other. Welcome to the vlog everybody. It's Saturday. We went this morning. We looked at high schools. We were quiet. Looked at a high school. But today we're going out to the Breeders' Cup. We're going to see some horses and we're going to have some good times. I think Jonah's going, Jeff's going, Natalie's going. And I tried to dress up as best as I could. I'm not really good at fashion. Charlie, I wish you would help me with my fashion sense. I don't know, Matt. It's fashion. Yeah, that's true. It doesn't make sense to me. I don't either. I'm not going to gamble today because I just can't gamble. It's, it'll just eat me alive. You know, the thing about gambling is you got to be willing to lose the money, you know. There we have it. Not bad, huh? Not bad at all. Get some free money. Yeah. Are you going to bet? Yeah, of course. Should we bet, Josh? Yeah. What do you got? You want to lay that down for you? Take this $25 gift card. Are you sure the holiday season's coming? We're going to go to a lot of parties. That may be kind of nice. I want this, a number seven Donatella Horsace. That's your horse? In the third round to come in fourth. Put that on. Okay, so you're betting on the horse to come in fourth. I think you can do that. I think you can. It's a very Jewish bet. You'll do okay. You know, if he does fourth, that'd be a mitzvah. Right in the balls. Go ahead, King. Get your suit on, man. Listen, I'm serious. Not yet. I want it to be a surprise. You want my help? Yeah. Listen, I want this to be the biggest surprise to you. I want to make you proud. Okay. All right. I'll give you two minutes. Okay. Can I open? Yeah. You look great. Yeah? Yeah, the hat is great. Wow, Jonah. You look great. Yeah? You look like a Christmas ornament. What are those? Uggs? I don't know. Are those slippers? No, they're loafers. Did you do this yourself or did Natalie help you? I did it myself. You did this yourself? Yeah. That's pretty good. Yeah? Yeah. You look like a Christmas ornament. Like a round one. He said that. That's why it's funny. No, did you say that? I said the same thing. I think you look great. I mean, it's definitely very hodgepodge-y, but it's very you. Those are for a tanning bed, Jonah. Are they actually? I need some sunglasses. I need an umbrella. Dude, I lost my hat. The sun's going down. You don't need sunglasses. All right, now we're going to see if Jeff looks better in a tie or if not. Comment below if you like Jeff better in the tie or if not. Yeah, that's a good way to do it. Yeah, let's see. Find out three days from now. Yeah, I can't wait to see what people say. Yeah, those look pretty good. Oh my god. You look like you're running an antique store now. You look like you own a cookie factory that opens up to another dimension. A lot of chocolate chip. You look like one of the characters in Jumanji that has a clue for the other characters. Okay, let me see. Nah. I mean, it looks good, but for the races. Oh, you went from going to the races to like you're gonna put a hit on somebody. Oh, I kind of like it. I take the front seat. What? No one said anything. I take the front seat. Move. Who's this idiot? I'm worth 130 million dollars. He gives it in the balk. You're worth from what? How'd you make all your money? Oh, shut up, old fart. Your accent is so off. Where are you from? I don't know where I'm from. I said, stop at the store and get Gibson an umbrella. Why do I have a feeling Natalie told us to come an hour early just because of Jonah? Jonah's already in Glendale. Oh, he is? He's still in Glendale, so you're doing good. Who knew by Jonah joining the group that that would suddenly make you look pretty responsible and on time? It does. It did, huh? I was impressed this morning, actually. I woke up at 5 45. I was like, there's no way he's gonna get up. Oh, yeah. I know you don't want to go on the trip anyway. I know. I did want to go on a trip. You don't like to fly. I don't like to fly. Yeah. Anything that has to do with David running makes me really stressed out because I don't know if David's talking to the pilot or not. Hey, dude, we're going to pretend this plane's going down. I have no clue what David wants to do. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good now. I slept on it. I woke up this morning. It was 5 15. I got up without the alarm. I was like, yeah, you did good. That's ready. Let's get ready to go. You're up before me. Yeah, baby. I got showered where I slept last night. I got a shower. I'm going to go back to sleeping a lot because I feel great this morning. Yeah. No, me too. And how many hours did you get all of these? Fourteen. Fourteen hours. Fourteen hours. Were you sleeping for? You didn't get any sleep for a week. What happened? I just think that's a funny number to say. Someone says they slept like 10 hours. You're like, oh, he's depressed. You know, 10 hours is not bad. It's like falling asleep at 12 and waking up at 10. Well, I mean, it's not bad. It's like if you think about 10 hours is it's a lot. Do you think not? Like as soon as we walk in, there's gonna be yelling going on. What do you think is gonna be happening right now? Now he's gonna be screaming. David, I don't know where your passport is. Get it. Find your passport. You can say in that coffee and we're going to love it. I probably shouldn't. Jason, you're just going to live stream this whole trip, huh? No, no, it's good, Jason. What? Bro, my back is killing me. We got all this luggage. Let's just go. See, we have too much luggage. Why? Let's just go. We got to go. We're late. We could have parked and then gone to David's car at the airport. And we kind of don't know. Oh, no. What are we going to do? We're just nice and comfortable in here. What are we going to do, man? What are we going to do with all these luggages? So does John edit with like dramatic sound effects? Yeah. Oh, no. What are we going to do? We're just nice and comfortable in here. What are we going to do with all these luggages? What are we going to do with all these luggages? You know, if Jeff was in a movie, the line would have been, what are we going to do with all the luggage? Jeff would be like, I'm going to make it Staten Island. Jonah, are you going straight to the airport? The question is, how is Jonah going to be there first? Yeah, Jonah's going to beat us. Hey, Joe Tato heads, welcome back to my chan chan. Hey, this is the Nash chan. Oh, this Nash Tato? Yeah. Oh, I look good with this. You do. I need a cigar. I can make this hat part of my thing. If Jeff puts that hat on, it's over for you. You're not getting it back. Let me say, Oh, forget it. You just lost your hat. He looks great. Come on. Damn Jeff. Okay. Now we're in here. Is this where she went? All right guys. So we're headed to Miami. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. You should have waited. I already saw it. I already saw it. David, David, David, no. I'm so mad at you. I just had it washed. Was it real? Did you have to shoot him in the car? I can't shoot him out here. We're at an airport. Get him out of the car. Wait till he's walking out here. It's so easy. Shoot him here right now. Yeah. No, don't shoot him anymore. You're not going to let us on this. Okay. We gotta go. Honestly, I think that's the best spot I could have possibly hit. No, it's over there too. Sorry about your car. We'll get it clean. It was pretty fun. Wow. All the favorites are here. Look at Zane. He was like, I don't know if I want to go in the private jet. It's like one of those things where you don't expect it. Like you're not really anticipating like such a good time, but then you're in it and it's just like, yeah, it's one of the, it feels like one of those trips. Thank you for taking those paintball bullets for all our vlogs. Oh, nevermind. We'll talk when we get to Chicago. Okay guys, we're here on the plane. This is super fun. This is Eddie. This is Rich, our pilots. Okay guys, I'm up here in the cockpit. It does not look good. We have not been able to fix the landing gear. So we're going to be doing a crash landing. Everybody needs to buckle up right now. This, this, uh, this might be goodbye. Last words that I'd like to just say before we start, um, David, you are a piece of and in some ways I'm, I'm kind of happy the plane's going down so you can get your just desserts. Jeff, listen, man, um, I'm glad that we got to be friends, but, uh, honestly, I am nervous every time I'm around you that you're going to go right back to jail. So, uh, in some ways, uh, you know, I'm kind of happy that this is coming to an end. Natalie, you know, you came and you started working with David and you were really sweet and, uh, we had some good times together and then you I mean, I've never seen such a Jekyll and Hyde 180 in terms of someone's personality. Well guys, that's it. We've only got about a couple of minutes left to live. Uh, thank you all for being complete regarding my children. Good night, sweet prince. Camera toss. You may have seen the camera toss bit in Joe's vlog. It is my least favorite bit that he does. Okay. Casey's going to do a quiz game. Go. Um, between Corinna, David and Jonah. We'll see how smart Jonah is. Okay. 43rd president of the United States of America. Goddamn it. What year was John Kennedy assassinated? Nine, nine. Uh, was it in the 1980s? 1965, 1962. I actually don't know. 79. Yeah. I don't know either, but I think Jonah's closest. What'd he say? He said 62. I don't think it was 62 though. 63. It was 63. Can we not do this? What year did Apollo 11, what year was the first man landed on the moon? 1969. Who's the youngest to win best actor? At the Streamy Awards. At the Streamy Awards. I know it. I know it. It's, it's um, it might've been supporting actor. Tatum O'Neill won best actress, but it might've been supporting actress when she was like six. No, it was a girl. Female. It was in 2002. You said actress. I'm like, you say actor, actress. If you answer this, I'll give you a hundred dollars. Okay. Yeah. Yes. What was that? I'm not good with acting questions. Like film stuff. I'm not good. You're not good. This is your business. What are you good at? I'm just not good at it. I'm the worst. I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go. What movie, what movie beat Pulp Fiction for best picture? I don't know. No, I'm pretty sure it was Forrest Gump. Forrest Gump was good, but come on. Forrest Gump was great. Yeah. Never seen both. What would fetch more money, a tape with Jonah and Natalie or a tape with Corinna and Zane? Oh, Jonah and Natalie. That's like fire and ice. I forgot the other option. Maybe Natalie should be like, ew, Jonah, get away from me. Oh my God. That'd be a crazy video. How much money would you put up for that video? I mean, listen. I'd give a lot. I don't like throwing on 10 million. Whoa, look who's here. Here I am. Wow. It's me. It worked. Crazy. In the flesh, bro. Oh, sorry. So tough for you now to have to go to Miami on a private jet. And drive quarter million dollar sports cars. That's right. Okay, now we're back on the plane. We're going to Miami. Where are we going? Miami. What do you got for me? I got you a veggie sandwich. No, you didn't. I did. You're incredible. How did you know that? You told me. Okay, here we go. This is a little quick private jet workout. We have the weightlifting tournament tomorrow. This is good. This is good. This is good. Oh, that's awful. Let me get that on the story, baby. Let me get that on the story. Really? Top 10 best what? He's top 10 best. Go, go do the top 10. Top 10. You're in the top 10. You're one of the top 10, bro. There's only 10 people you'd like to pretend. I think I'm a better 10. I'm like, you made it. Some days he's definitely two. Some days you're two. Really? Yeah, of course. It's worse. What do you think? You. No. What? You're delusional. You have no idea what's going on. I'm the last guy's camera. The guy with the Ferrari in his garage. What is he doing? Part of the boss? I'm not sure. Actually, that's a good point. What's he doing? Anyway? I don't know. David, what do you do? What do you do in the box? I guess. Oh, yeah. You gotta improvise. We don't have all fancy gyms like you do. Your country club. Yeah, that's right. You gotta work out on private jets. Come on, I need 20 more. 19, 18, 17. Jeff, let's run it again, bro. That's my warm-up set. Let's go. Yeah. Come on, give me 20. No, no, Jeff, you're not a criminal anymore. This is crazy, Jonah. I mean, I've never experienced anything like this in my life. Wait, have you driven a Lamborghini? I haven't even driven Heath's. You've never driven them? Aren't they kind of scary to drive? So scary. Listen to the engine. This is a Lamborghini. Hit it, hit it, hit it. It's a Lamborghini Huracan. All right, guys, seems like the Ferrari. Chief Cherokee just passed me.