Howie Mandel Plays Would You Rather With Jason Nash

Okay, this is would you rather germaphobe edition. We'll just do a couple. Go ahead. Would you rather shake hands with a hundred people or lick one person's hand shake hands? Would you rather people right and then keep my hands away from my hand and then go and have them amputated. You want to shake a hundred people's hands or rather than lick? Yeah. Okay. Would you rather smell someone's armpit or their feet? No, that's a lot. That's a tough one. That is a tough one. Where are we like? Are we in the San Fernando Valley? Yeah, a heat wave outside. Yeah, or are we at a gym? We're in, you know, if we're in Equinox in the locker room, we're like, where are we? We're at the Americana in Glendale outside the Lululemon and they're having an entire day where it was a 10k marathon and everyone's coming in finally at the end. To support breast cancer, okay, brush your teeth with someone else's toothbrush or wear their dirty underwear. Oh, can I can I just myself? Yep, you can do that. Okay, have to use the same towel for the rest of your life or you can never wash it or the same Kleenex. No, no, you should get spellcheck. You can ask if this thing takes it up. Wrap it up. No, it's would you rather use the same towel for the rest of your life and you can never wash it or the same Kleenex. Same towel. But you can never wash it. But it's me. It's me and you don't use the towel until after you've washed. So I'm only touching my my cleanness and drying myself off a Kleenex, which I can't stand. I've seen people that used to have handkerchiefs who blow their nose and put it in their pocket. Once I use the Kleenex Kleenex is never for anything good. Unless you use it. Do you use a Kleenex after a shower? I know he's a towel. Okay. All right. Last one. Lick the inside of a public toilet bowl or eat a dirty tissue. Just skip it. I don't even like this. It's great. You could see who wrote it. Like she's just enjoying this senior. She hasn't enjoyed a ******* moment of this. She's told me to wrap it up. But once you start reading her question, oh my God, this is the favorite part. Look at her. You can have it in there. She does. She loves you. You love your work, don't you? It's great when you love your work. She'll be taking over the podcast. Yeah. All right. Well, this is great. Okay. I got last thing. Oh, then we're gonna go. Okay. This is just rapid-fire. You said that at the last three things. I know. But this is tick tock. Yeah, here we go. Okay. This is rapid-fire questions. All right. Okay. With slow answers. Yes. Sweet and Low or Stevia? Stevia. Hugh Grant or Hugh Jackman? Pro-life or prolapsed anus? Jack Black or Jack White? How many times a week do you have sex? All the time. Let me finish with yourself. That's what I answered. Have you ever considered incorporating a foot bump instead of a fist bump? Yes. Ever get offered big money from a rubber glove company? Yes. You were? Yes. No, you weren't. Yes, I was. And from a... Did you take it? No. Why not? I can't remember. They wanted me to go and... Because the campaign was they wanted me to go in Times Square and shake everybody's hand. Okay. Ever seen Simon Cowell nude? No. Do you ever make Nazi jokes around Heidi Klum? No. Nick Cannon's having his 10th baby. Too many or just right? Not yet. Good. Good answer. 1980s or 1970s? On a scale of 1 to 10, how Jewish are you? That sounds like a 10. Or a 4. Biggest regret in life? Doing this. Is it true you used to spy on your grandkids during COVID? I did. I looked in the windows. What's harder? Struggling with OCD or not getting aroused next to Sofia Rivera Vergara? What's harder? Yeah. It's or not getting hard. I don't understand the question. Not getting aroused. I know, which is hard, right? Isn't it hard? See what I did there? Ever considered going to Turkey for a hair transplant? Yes. You have? But you wouldn't do that now. Now, it's everything. It's your whole brand. Well, you're right. You're right. So then, no. No. Would you rather shake 50 hands or watch Simon Cowell get a prostate exam? That's not a fair question because I've done both.