THIS MADE HIM BLUSH!!

I used to live here. I worked in this building. Yeah, it was really fun. I worked at Saturday Night Live. Yeah, now I'm a YouTuber. Yo, guys, what's up? Welcome back to my channel. I hope you're doing so well. Things are great here in sunny California, but I miss you guys. I really do. So I wanted to come in and I wanted to say hello. I also wanted to tell you that I am in the middle of a 23-city stand-up tour, and that's going really well. We've been selling out every show, which is awesome. I was in Nashville on Sunday. So I have this weekend off, but next weekend, the 12th, the 13th, and the 14th, I'm going to be in Atlanta, I'm going to be in Minneapolis, and I'm going to be in Chicago. So here's how it goes. Saturday, I'm going to be in Atlanta in the afternoon for a show at Zero Mile. Then on Sunday, I go for an afternoon show at the Parkway Theater in Minneapolis. I'll be in Minneapolis. And then on Monday, Monday night, I'm going to be in Chicago doing a big show there at the Park West. That's my lineup. Atlanta, Minneapolis, and Chicago. Go get tickets. Go to RestWhenImDead.com. Come see me live. It's been a really good show. I'm adding new material all the time, and I'm really loving it. This is making you hot? Take it off. Give it to a fan. You'll get another one. Do you want it that much? What if it gets cold? Who wants Jonah's sweatshirt? Guys, Jonah is too hot right now, so I suggested that he give the sweatshirt to one of you guys. Who wants it? I'm surprised any of you want it. Go. Can I have the gum? How do I give it, though? Just hand it to somebody. Oh, wait. 25. Whatever number I'm thinking, in 3, 2, 1. 9. Yay! You're going to want to wash that. I don't. Oh, he's pretty close. Hey, this kid's good. Why don't we just film him? Oh, look at this kid. This kid is good. Ma'am, please put your baby down. We're sitting here. We're trying to do David's thing for like 3 hours. We're just tired. We're trying to make something of the night, and I'm on my phone, maybe for the first time relaxing, and Jonah just says... It was a serious story. He just goes, did you hear about the guy that died eating nacho cheese? I mean, it's messed up. And then you go, it was a couple years ago. It wasn't recent. There's no reason to bring it up. I feel sorry for the guy. It's not like there's an outbreak of bad nacho cheese right now. I do this thing where I'll start becoming scared of different things. You'll never catch me eating nacho cheese again. Really? Yeah, just because it's in my head now. What happened? There was bacteria in the nacho cheese? Yeah, there was bacteria in the nacho cheese. Was it one of those plastic nacho cheese things that you buy? It's a pretty rare case, but it happened. Yeah, well, anything can kill you, really. We're going to get some Chinese food now. It's going to be sick. Is any of the food here canned? Or processed? We're here at the Nerf Championships. Jonah's kind of mad he's not going to get to play with all these other guys. They're not allowing him. You seem to think you would crush everybody, huh? I used to play a lot of video games. It's a little different, but okay. I think I'd do pretty good. You want to see if I can get you in there? Should I be disguised as something? I don't know why you wouldn't. Disguised as what? I'll go like, hey, I'm... Target? You should paint your stomach as a bullseye. Natalie, can you help me get into this conversation? Please. Did you eat? Yeah, what is that, dandruff? I made a fan when I was doing stand-up this weekend and she walks up to me and she goes, you're real, like that. And I go, yeah, and she goes, you have dandruff. And then? I just thought that was a funny thing to point out. I was like, yeah, I'm disgusting. You really are. Alright, we're in New York City. We're going to take a helicopter to JFK a little bit later but we've got to weigh our bags. We're going to Isla Nubar. It's the new island in Jurassic Park and there's dinosaurs. That's for all you Jurassic Park fans out there. Joe is dropping the Jurassic Park reference. Oh no, I will not get sick. Are you just getting this? What we're doing? Oh no. Everybody gets sick on the first time they go on a helicopter. Really? Why are you saying that? Who in the vlog squad belongs... She goes, I work in an insane asylum. Who in the vlog squad belongs in an insane asylum? And I said, all of us. And then I said, except for Joe. I have my legs together. Outside of the helicopter or inside the helicopter? We're going to have you outside the helicopter I think. That's the shot we want. Is he hanging on the wing? Yeah, I wanted him to go by his legs. Like hang from his knees. Like upside down like Spider-Man. That'd be kind of cool. He's the most athletic person I know so I think he can do it. Have you ever been on a helicopter yourself? What a cool shot. Have I ever been on a helicopter? You have, right? Yeah, I have. I was in Hawaii. But I got really sick. Look at this guys. And then there's going to be a car waiting for you. What a great service. Oh my god. Wow, that was so cool. Nine minutes. That's it. Possibly staying in New York here. Taking another helicopter ride home. Back to you, Barry with the news. All my vlogs are like news reports. What did you think? I feel better than everybody else. Was it close? Jonah. Jonah, what did you think? The helicopter? I thought it was really fun. So good. How far is it to get back there? Let's see how much time we saved. How far away is that? The helicopter? We know it would have taken us at least 45 to get here. Maybe more. At this hour too? Rush hour? Forget it. I need to get one of those. What? A helicopter? Of course. Joe just saw Jonah buy this. And then two minutes later. This is the best purchase ever. Oh my god. Are you excited for your layover in Texas? You have a layover in Texas? You do. You're on a different flight. Remember when Natalie freaked out at me today when you did that joke? It was really funny. I didn't do anything wrong. I just fell for the joke. Maybe it was a prank on top of a prank? It was like a YouTube prank. Social experiment. That means it wasn't funny. Do we have a layover in Texas? I don't think so. Stop poking fun. Do we? No, we don't have a layover in Texas. Let's play a little game. We're stuck in the airport. Everybody's going to take a turn confessing something into the camera that they've never confessed before. You go first. We don't want to hear it. Don't tell us. I'm trying really hard to lose weight. You don't lose weight? We heard you. It's really hard to lose weight. I haven't really tried hard to lose weight. Those guys are really good friends. And I'm really lucky to be friends with them. You heard him? No, you didn't. Confess something into the camera. Show us closing our ears so we don't hear it. Go ahead, film us. We can't hear it. Joe actually took pretty good pictures today. I was very impressed. Okay, Don. I am in secret. Why are you covering your ears? I'm embarrassed that I've only been to Europe once. This doesn't go with part of my professional. I'm going to play basketball tomorrow. You're going to play basketball tomorrow? This is a little makeup. That looks good. Wipes right, baby. I walked you right by that place and said, do you want Chinese food? You had red peppers. Can I try that beef? One piece of beef, please. You're not hungry because you're biting the green bean like that. Let me try the top of that green bean. Let me try that one piece. No, please. And how is it? Delicious. Natalie. I walked you right by that place. I said, do you want Chinese food? Jonah's trying to go in. I like the first part. You know how every food is good, but when you actually have it, it's like, what am I doing here? Jonah. If they were to make a movie about your life, who would play you? Jonah, these are recruitment questions that I got. These are what recruiters ask people when they go for job interviews. So I want you to answer these questions, okay? If they created a movie about your life, what actor would play you? Jonah Hill. That's pretty good. If I asked the same question to your best friend, what would they say? Who's your best friend? I want to talk. I think he just rocked his world that he doesn't have a best friend. I think he just realized that maybe he doesn't know who his best friend is. Okay, well name a couple. David. Natalie. Hello. David. Brett Omen. I don't know. We use our family, too. Well, this is hard, too, because we all work together, so it's hard to know. When people are like, oh, you're a mom. Well, not best friends. We're not best friends. We're not? Great, now he's going to be talking about this entire trip. Good job, Jason. I thought we were best friends. We are. You can't say anything to you. When I told you to take the $10,000 out there, I was kidding. You were third on the list. I was third on best friends? Okay, cool. Who's first and second? David and Josh. That's just because they're more famous. It goes by followers. David, Alex. Jason. Thanks, Jonah. I'm psyched. I'm three. I'll take it. Where's Natalie? Nine or ten? Four. What would Alex say? Probably say the same thing. About who would play my actor? Probably Zach. Who did you look up to most growing up and why? Jim Carrey and Chris Farley. Chris Farley because of his physical comedy. And Jim Carrey because of his amazing character work. If I handed you a dream job on a silver platter, what would it be? A comedy actor. David, if a movie was created about you, who would you have play you? Who would play me? Probably Jim Halpert. What's his name? John Krasinski. I thought Jim Halpert was his real name. It's not a real show. They film it to make it look like a show. It is very realistic in your defense. I don't know if it's Jim or John. I don't know which one's which. Jim's the real guy. Not him? Daniel Radcliffe. What? If he never played Harry Potter, you could probably see it. If I asked the same question to your best friend, who would they choose to play you? If I asked Natalie, I guess I get to ask her. But you're supposed to answer. I'd have to call Elia. That's so rude. I'm right here. I always see Natalie's posts on Twitter once in a while. It'll say, hanging with my best friend. You are one of my best friends. No, you are one of my best friends, too. Girlfriends. Thanks, guys. Who would play me? Natalie would probably say... George Clooney. Jason Statham. Who would you say would play David? He needs a little more hair. Ashton Kutcher could be good. Ashton Kutcher, that'd be it. I would say Paul Rudd. Oh, Paul Rudd. I see Ashton. Paul Rudd's a little too mature. Ashton's goofy. He's got his life together. If Ashton Kutcher was mixed with Ashton and his character, Kelso. If I asked the same question to your mom or dad, what would they say? They'd say, please come home. Natalie, if someone played you in a movie, who would it be? Natalie Portman. They've got a lot of nice stuff in here. Holy Christmas. It's like you treated yourself to some weights. Try holding this one. This one's really heavy. No, I'm good. Try it. Just try it.