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He's going to frontflip over.
Nope.
Wow!
Let's go!
We have a new friend
who wanted to be in the vlogs.
He's supposedly 6'7 and
15 years old and since Vardan's
been losing at basketball so much
we thought we would
find him a new friend
to play with
and surprise him with a new teammate.
So we're going to play two-on-two today with a
basketball player who's supposedly 6'7. I haven't met him yet.
Hi! What's your name?
Christian. Christian?
How tall are you? 6'7.
6'7. Right on.
Hi, I'm Jason. Hi, Jason, nice to meet you.
What's your name? I'm India. India, come on.
Come in our car. Alright, this is Christian.
He's 6'7.
And you're 15?
Just turned 15.
And you play basketball?
Yeah.
Oh, hell yeah!
Look at this!
Damn, that's sick!
How long have you been growing your hair?
Since I was a baby. Really?
You've never had a haircut?
No, just trim.
Damn! Vardan has been
losing at basketball a lot.
He's trying to get better.
He always says the same thing, that he can beat
everybody, but
we haven't been able to
help him too much.
So I'm hoping today that we'll play a little two-on-two
and you can teach us some skills.
Yeah. Are you still growing?
Yeah, I'm still growing. My growth plates are wide open.
Really? Yeah.
Where's the king?
Oh, there he is. Can you guys pause?
Does the game pause?
Can you pause, Vardan? I have a surprise for you.
For me, again? Yeah, go sit down.
Okay. Vardan is still on a killing spree.
Oh, get fricking clapped.
Okay, go sit on the couch.
Jonah, Vardan,
you're new. Who are you? Armand.
Armand? Cousin Armand!
It's another surprise for you today.
What is it? Is it like a clarinet or like a parachute?
I thought about getting a clarinet.
If it's a clarinet,
oh my god, clarinet.
Alright, here we go.
I think I hear something.
Vardan, we brought you
a 6'7 basketball coach.
Oh my god, he's so tall.
This is Christian.
You want some 1v1 me?
No, he's going to two-on-two.
Me, you, versus Jonah.
He's going to be your teammate today.
Sound good?
Oh man, he's big.
And Vardan's not short
for his age either.
He's as tall as my son, who's tall.
Go back to back.
Alright.
I love Jason Nash vlogs.
Jason's like, here's $10,000
on a trip to New York.
I brought you a 6'7
basketball coach.
He's been what, playing for three years?
Are you on varsity yet?
No, I'm in 8th grade.
Oh, you're in 8th grade? You're not even in high school.
I have videos to show you.
I was playing so good.
I was at the YMCA, I did a 2v1.
There was two kids,
one of them was 16, another one was 15.
I won, look.
And some guy recorded it.
Look, I made a fadeaway 3-pointer.
No way. Let me see.
See, it's this guy.
See, I'm wearing the shoes.
This one's really good too.
This one's really good too, look.
I missed.
You think you're better?
I'm 5'4
and I'm 25 years old.
What do you think?
I thought 2-on-2 would be more fun for Vardan
to let him be on his team.
What do you want to do?
You want to do 1v1 on him, or should we do 2-on-2?
Jonah, he'd beat me.
My brother's such a big sucker,
he's literally going to go like,
I can beat him right now.
No way.
Vardan, he'd beat me.
He's going to beat you.
And I've beaten you handily.
Vardan, you won't get a shot off.
You will not get a shot off.
He was talking smack in the car.
What was he saying?
He said that it doesn't matter about height,
it matters about skill.
Christian, what can you tell Vardan right now
by looking at his shot?
Can you give him any pointers?
Here we go.
What would you say?
Keep your arms straight when you're shooting
and keep your guide arm right on there
so it doesn't go all the way around.
What is this?
It's supposed to be 2-on-2,
but Vardan is insisting on playing him.
He wants to play him 1-on-1?
He's like twice his size, vertically.
This is kind of like the other night
when David kept beating Dima in pool
and Dima was like, I've got to beat you.
Alright, let's go, 1-on-1.
Why are you so slippery?
Because it's pouring out.
Welcome to the Glendale 1-on-1 championship.
We have Vardan Antonian here.
How tall are you?
5'6".
And we have Christian Munoz here.
He's 6'7".
Christian is 15.
And you're 13, right?
Yeah.
And Vardan seems to think he can beat Christian.
We offered to play 2-on-2.
Alright, I want a clean match.
I want a fair game.
I want everyone to try.
Don't injure him.
And I'm joined by the one and only
Nick Antonian here.
Nick, thanks for joining us today
and providing color commentary.
What do you think is going to happen today?
I just think it's not going to go as planned for sure.
We have a 7-footer.
And then we have a 13-year-old.
But you know what?
The weather's right, the mood's right.
You're standing on a puddle, bro.
There might be some sort of Christmas miracle.
Yeah, I hope so.
We offered to do 2-on-2, me and Jonah
versus Christian and Vardan.
But Vardan is insisting on 1-on-1.
He was in the car when we were driving over here.
He's like, dude, it's not about the height.
He's like, I got better form in him.
He's like, I'm a better shooter.
And he's like, I got him, dude.
He's like, I'm going to beat him.
Alright, here we go.
Ball's in.
How about you guys go to 9?
It kind of looks like he's carrying.
It kind of looks like every dribble is a carry
because he keeps going like this.
Christian likes it.
What did you say, Vardan?
He got lucky?
Wow!
Let's go!
This is pissing me off.
Oh my god! 4-1!
He's not even looking at half the shots.
He's just throwing it up.
No!
Alright, here's what happened.
You're doing great. You got two shots in.
That's good. 5-4. You could possibly beat him.
What's your strategy?
I'm not going to say it right now.
Not on camera.
He can't hear you.
Can he go left?
I don't think he can go left.
Kebabs.
No, wait. No joking around right now.
He's like, no joking around.
I'm going to make him get tired and out.
I'm going to try to fake him out.
I'm going to go for the threes.
Do you want to know what he's going to do?
No, no, no, no, no.
He was over there giving a speech to the other guy.
He's planning on tiring you out.
I think he's in better shape.
This guy trains every day.
He's also a player.
Vardon plays Fortnite.
Vardon! Vardon!
You can't tire him out. He's in way better shape than you.
He trains every day. He's a trainer.
I work out for five hours.
A day?
I don't know what you're talking about.
He works out five hours before school every day, Jason.
Oh, I guess after 2.30.
This is for bragging rights.
Not bad, Vardon.
Come on, baby. Come on.
So tough.
That's what we in New Jersey like to call
a brick.
Who's your favorite player?
My most favorite player is me.
Hit the three!
Come on, baby.
For the Antonis!
Who are you rooting for?
Christian.
Okay, here we go.
It's 6-6. I missed a shot.
Christian to the hole.
This is a real David
versus Goliath situation here.
What's on the line?
Vardon now talking in Armenian, swearing at Christian in Armenian.
Good D, good D.
There we go.
Vardon has a big heart, and I think that's what really
takes the cake on this game.
I feel like Jonah needs to get off the field.
He's distracting both of them.
What's the deal with travels and carries?
We don't call them.
Through the legs.
Michael Jordan!
8-7.
This is a game for the ages.
This will be a landmark after the next five minutes.
If you lost right now, it would be a great showing.
It's a beautiful day here in Glendale,
and you can smell the kebabs.
There it is.
10-7. He just needs one.
Close the coffin.
You're doing great.
He would kill me 10-11-0.
Vardon, give me two three-pointers.
He's been counting on his fingers for 10 minutes.
Vardon, you need a one-and-a-half three-pointer.
This is game point.
10-7.
Christian!
Height!
Vardon, get the rebound.
He's still alive!
Oh!
Vardon, that's incredible.
He got seven points off him.
I wouldn't be able to get seven points off him at all.
You did really good, right, Christian?
Yeah.
You're making him sweat.
He's in Paul's elite team.
He's in the elite team.
He's met Kobe Bryant.
The Antonians still make the best kebabs.
Actually, Christian's kebabs
are, like, number one ranked.
His family has a kebab store
in Anaheim.
They're the best kebabs.
Really successful.
Every time he's on camera, he always tries to do something
to get bigger and stuff.
He tries to make me funny.
Bro, you're not being funny.
You're distracting him.
You're like, we could do it.
We make the best kebabs.
What do you mean about kebabs, bro?
I'm fighting out here for my life, bro.
He's freaking nine feet tall?
I'm like a snail to him.
I'm trying to win out here.
This guy's talking about kebabs.
Alright, we're going to go round of applause
for Vardan because he did so good.
He did really good.
And now a really, really much bigger
round of applause for Christian.
Yeah!
Yo, I love this channel.
Prematch in 2020?
Yeah, when Christian's 7'2".
You did so good.
And you know what? By playing with him,
that's going to make you so much better.
Like playing against him.
By playing with him, that's going to make you
so much better.
I want to one day, I want to one day be
the biggest one day.
Like the big guys that aren't actually
in the NBA.
I'm going to one day be one of those guys, and I'm going to win.
You hear me? I'm going to win. I'm telling you.
You're going to be an NBA player one day?
One day.
Even though they're dunking over me, if they miss one dunk,
it's over.
Because I'm just going to keep on
fade away, three pointers.
I'm going to be shooting like Stephen Curry out there.
Like Kobe Bryant, you know?
Christian, do you have any tips for Vardan?
Keep on working hard.
Give it like me.
Do you think you can beat Dima?
Look at my small legs.