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All right, let's go into Jason's love life guys. God, I won't be alone forever. Let's go.
I was like, let's go into Jason's love life. She just throws the cards away.
Todd, come on in. Oh, it's locked.
Jenny's the reigning TikTok tarot card reading queen.
And she's going to read your cards today.
I just came to watch. Okay, great. She'll read mine.
Yeah, I'm going to read your cards today. I need to get really close
so that I can absorb his energy. I should have showered.
Why are you so close, boy? Is this for you?
He's going to provide color commentary. We need as many jokes as we can.
Gosh, let's get into it. Is this for you, Jason?
Yeah, we'll do it for me. Ready?
I'm ready. I'm like, you know, I love this stuff. I love trying to better myself.
He's already trying to mask himself with his glasses.
So Jason, what are we going to focus on? What area?
Let's focus on my, maybe I should do happiness. Do love life.
General first. All right. So I can connect with Jason Nash's energy.
Okay. All right. Here's the thing, Jason. All right. You've been through a lot of
specific in the last, like, I would say like eight years. All right. Things have been really
crazy for you. So it's so funny.
Did you do the research on me before? No, I don't even, I didn't even know your ass.
Right. Okay. The emperor is someone that has gone through so many levels of being a king,
right? But you've had to go through a lot of different phases of being you. So you'll notice
that in your life, you can kind of be able to draw the line between when you were someone that,
you know, wasn't as responsible, right? Someone that always kind of in relationships had one foot
out. But then you also kind of went through a phase where you were a king that didn't express
your emotions quite often, but you know, you carry a lot of burden around you. I don't know if you
recognize that, but I don't think you express that quite often. Right. Right. But you are now
complaining. No, you don't. But I will say though, you know, at some point you have to learn how to
drop those guards. Okay. Because what it ends up doing is instead of you expressing how you feel
towards people on exactly what it is that you're going through, that things are getting really
tough, things are getting really burdensome, right? You go inwards. One moment you'll be like
all in and you'll be like all public, but then like something will hit you that just makes you
feel really, uh, you know, just kind of like burden, right? By life, by responsibilities,
by just things like even loneliness, right? And it'll just make you completely shut in,
right? Kind of like go inwards. For right now though, I will say Jason, it is a strong, strong,
time for you to heal that inner self. All right. By healing it, you have to just let go of the
things that you can't control and then you have to let in the things that you can. That's, that's
the way that you would heal. Temperance. Okay. Temperance is all about refueling, re-energizing,
re-depositing, right? The nourishment, right? The, the hydration of the soul. Like you need to be
able to deposit that into you. You know, you're so concentrated on focusing on like taking care of
the kids, you know, all these different, you know, things that you have in the money, in the
home front or whatnot, but you just have a lot of responsibilities, um, that at some point, you know,
again, it just makes you kind of like go in, you know, you kind of go into your man cave. Sure.
Yeah. Okay. This is you with all that gray hair. Yeah, I know. All that salt and pepper. That's why
I wear a hat. Well, no, I'm about it. Okay. Yes. I, I, yo, yo, the salt and pepper trends. You
better hope that you get salt and pepper hair one day. Are you going to tell me if love is coming?
Yeah. Well, I'll tell you whatever they want to tell you. Not me. Can we find death? Can we see
when death is coming? Let's do it. Sick bastard. What if she pulls it out? She's just like, I gotta
go. That's why I don't want to do it. I'm scared that you're going to pull out the death card.
The death card is a good card though. Why? It's transformation. It's you're leaving the old self
behind and you're developing into new. This is Scott. My friend. Nice to meet you. I'll read my
carrots. No, it's a tarot reading, not carrot reading. All right. Let's go into Jason's love
life. God, I won't be alone forever. Let's go. Let's go into Jason's love life. She's
when do you know when to stop? Oh, I just stopped whenever they, whenever. Yeah. Somebody please.
Uh, I will say Jason. Yeah. You, you know, has gone off the fan boy. Okay. All right. Well,
that's not good. No. No. Wow. I got that car. That's crazy. But that was your past energy
in your love life. I do see that, you know, there is a part of you that feels like you are waiting
for something to come in. You know what I'm saying? Okay. So that we're waiting. Yeah. That
card looks like it has really long carrots on it. Wait a minute. It actually does.
So, you know, I will say something, Jason. All right. I made your dream come true, bitch.
No, Joey, we're just talking about it. It's a good thing. I'm going to die. Hell yeah, dude.
So listen, the death card shows that there is a whole cycle of your life. That's coming to a
close. Okay. Jason, I'm going to be honest with you. Your whole life is coming to a close.
Typically the last five years, the five, seven years, right. There's just been a
like reoccurring cycle of old patterns, things repeating itself, dating and finding yourself in
situations that find itself back to you like familiar. Okay. It's not familiar. Good things,
familiar, bad things. Okay. Okay. That's all ended. All right. You're finally going to start
getting some more balance. All right. Balance in your love life. So there's going to be,
I don't see her yet. Right. But there, you know, you're the kind of guy though, when you do,
when you are in a relationship and you give, you give. I do. You do. You make that investment
emotionally, right? You can make someone feel very, very emotionally fulfilled. And when you
want something, you want it bad. You know what I mean? And you go all in. You are a very spiritual
person, right? But one of your biggest challenges, Jason, is that you don't express your emotions
quite often to women. Okay. Or men, whatever you want. Well, that came up on the last read. That's
right. That's right. It is interesting, but I'm going to tell you something, Jason. All right.
That relationship, that's something that you're looking for stability, like foundation in,
right? You're about to have. Really? I swear. Oh my God. I'm not kidding.
I'm not kidding. If he doesn't tell y'all that he wants love, he does. And he's waiting for this.
He's looking out there on the seas. Like where the hell my girl at? I work out with him every
morning. He's like, God, I can't get a girlfriend. Here's the best part about this type of
relationship, right? If more than being lustful, it's going to be something that's very, um,
stable, something that's very secure, something that's at your level. And you know where this
person is? I have no idea. I think there's an insecurity that you have around, uh, well,
specifically around financial insecurity, right? So I think that you do guard yourself from women
because there's that, that, that feeling that you have to justify who you are, what you do,
how much you make in order for you to find someone that would take you seriously. Well,
we live in LA. Well, LA or not boy, this is your reading. Okay. Okay. But that's how you are. And
the reality is if you learn how to drop that and let that be less of your identity, right?
Then you're going to have something very, very, very emotionally fulfilling. So yeah, that's,
you nailed it. Yeah. But whatever you left behind boy, it was a good thing. Okay. All right. I'm
telling you, you're not going from eight to like zero. You're going from eight to nine to 10.
Not good. We just hide the cards. I'm going to be honest, boy. It's Scott's backyard.
Oh God. All right. Don't, Hey, Hey, Hey, don't go to the assumptions. Who the hell
is that an older roommate card? Listen, kid, what's up? What's your situation?
Shit. Why are you go so depressed and ----?
Look at my deck. You should be shining bright, bitch. I'm not depressed. Yes,
you are hella depressed. I'm not surprised. It's just my Merc says I'm depressed.
Something, either a job or somebody, maybe a girl, boy, whatever you want, whatever way you go,
I will say have left your ass. Okay. I don't know what that situation was. I don't know if it was
love. I don't know if it was a job. I don't know something, but it, it basically like walked away.
Do you understand me? Like someone was left out in the cold. Okay. Someone was or something or
something. There's more toxicity. There's some kind of like addiction issues. You got
I drink a lot of alcohol. I see you. Well, you got to stop, bitch. I've seen you at the bar.
There's two sides of you due to this addiction. There's one that gets pretty impulsive,
a little bit crazy, a little wild side. You get reactive boy. Yes. Then the other side of you is,
you know, again, you're, you know, ladies love you, man. I'll be honest with you on that one.
You tend to be the heartbreaker. You're always putting one foot in and one foot out. Let's say
somebody likes you, right? You're not all in you, my man are all in like you want to give your left
artery, but you, I like to give, you do like to get, you're very romantic, right? But you play,
you play, you see, you got to cut your ----. All right. You got to cut off this addiction
because it's leaving you feeling very, very, very in a, it puts you in a dark place. And by the way,
you're, you're, you're coming out as a night, right? So night is someone that has still so
much to go through in life. You still have so much to experience, right? So many levels of
maturity. And the worst part about your ass though, is when you go through this situation,
you don't even really tell anyone. I would say that Scott Scott keeps a lot in Scott and you
got to let it out though. Right? You got to let it out. You got two paths. All right. In the near
future, you have a choice that you're going to have to make. That's going to be very, very,
very strong. All right. Let's see what's going on with that. But I'm going to tell you what the
ACE of swords, right? You need to talk to somebody. I'm being real. Somebody. Okay. Okay.
So yes, a therapist, there's something that you want so bad and that you're so focused on going
towards whatever it is that you want, that you want to get on that wheel. You want to get on
that chariot. You want to go towards, you have to stay focused on where you're going. My man,
you understand me? Scotty G. I do. What's your last name? He's Miller. Oh, Scotty G then. All
right. So then check it out. You know what kind of gets you, you turning on where you want to go?
Your insecurities, your doubts, your inner conflict, this addiction, this situationship
that you're not allowing yourself to express to others. Right? So what ends up happening is
you keep going back and forth between a road of this and road of that. When really,
you know where you want to go to the top. You got to just keep going, baby. Do you understand me?
I do. It actually all makes a lot of sense. Well, that's it then. I don't know if I like it
in my chariot's red. You're okay. You got to go where you know where you want to go, baby,
but stop you turning. I can't believe I got a death card. Oh, honey. No, it's a good thing,
Jason. It's a good thing. Okay. He's been with his girlfriend for a few months already, right?
A couple of months, give or take. We haven't met her yet.
So when you date someone, you read their cards. Actually. Oh no. See, I don't do that. Okay. I
just let the mystery happen. Well, my thing, I probably maybe was not like that before,
but now I am. Yeah. Yeah. Well it showed. Yeah. You though, you gotta watch your ass.
He's gotta watch his ass. I know Todd, you've gone through some ----. Does this ruin your
I will say Todd, yours is worse than mine.
No, I, you've gone through a lot though. Todd, a lot ups and downs, but it's been a lot. Yes.
Look at this boy dead. All right. I trust you. My life is in your hands. Okay. Well,
for one, I will say, baby, you went through a cycle of just a lot. Thank you. A lot of
horny boy. That's for sure. Very sexual. Isn't he? Yeah, I think so.
You know, what's so interesting about you, Todd is, um, for one, there's a whole cycle of your
life. That's just coming to a close. You're, you're, you're the burdens, the, the, the tough
Okay. But it was very like for a while. So this girl that you're dating right now,
actually, this is a strong connection here. So when you guys first met, right?
What? Yeah. No, no, no. This is soulmate connection. Okay. And she better pay me for
saying this. I'm gonna be real. I'm gonna be real. Very strong connection. When you guys met,
it was almost as if you guys have known each other before you guys started having a lot of
conversations. It just flowed. It was very easy, right? Um, this is a very, very good connection.
Okay. But you at the same time tend to be kind of hot and cold at times. Like you're in, you are in,
but the, the, from the past pain, from a lot of the things that you have gone through in your past,
it still triggers a flight or fight instinct in you, right? But you have more of the flight,
you know what I'm saying? So you have the same thing as this boy right here,
which is you could tend to be very passionate and very impulsive. So like, you'll be like
playing your swag and right. But then you tend to be like a little bit selfish in love. You see,
that's okay. You're still growing. You're still doing your thing. But in the past, there's been,
you know, you've kind of gone through a phase of your life where nothing was really
stimulating you, right? Nothing was really like stimulating you even physically,
right? Emotionally. Maybe you meet a girl, right? But then quickly you'd just be like,
oh, this is whatever's that energy. Yeah. From like 22 to like 27. Yeah. Yeah. Well,
how old are you? 29. Oh, I thought you said you were 22. I thought you, I was joking.
Oh hell, so he's of age. You've got a strong connection.
I mean, I said it's not going to work out. I read it wrong.
You went through a phase of your life where like things were very tough, but it was at the same
time, like you were taking a lot of responsibilities for yourself. Same with Jason,
right? But you were just kind of like, eh, about life for a while. Yeah. All of that is done.
That whole, that whole life that you're about to start your life now, like your whole life at this
point will be nothing but nonstop creations, nonstop emotional abundance, good connections.
This girl and you have a very strong soul tie. You might even marry this bitch.
You nailed him. You were so flighty. Yeah. Like girls, they hated you for that.
That's okay. Haters. He's cute.
I had a question. I have the same card. Why is mine so different?
Don't read into it. Whatever I said then was intuitive for your ass. Okay. You keep going,
you, you sidetrack. You have, you have a path. You have one path that you need to get to,
right? But you get distracted and you keep hopping between two lanes. Stay in your lane,
boy. Okay. Okay. You, however, this girl, she good. You know, you still do need to do some
rest. You still do. You do need to do some like time, you know, time for yourself type of thing,
you know, because I think that one of the challenges that she will experience with you,
right? Is your ability to have certain triggers, right? And like, you will kind of go into that
fight or flight instinct. It's going to challenge her quite a bit. All right. So you just have to
what you want, right? Um, and you actually, you guys have very similar things in the sense where,
but you need to just kind of go inwards and heal a little bit more, right? Heal that inner child.
You also kind of feel very guarded too. You know, you do feel like kind of protective of your heart
specifically around finances as well. You know, like kind of like what are people's intentions,
this type of feeling. Does that make sense to you? Yeah. So that's it, boy. But you're going
to be okay, baby. Thank you. Actually with the, uh, like the inner child thing, um,
when meditating, have anything to do with that? Absolutely. I've been meaning to do that for like
the past six months. This is it, baby. Okay. You got to go inwards. You got to meditate. You got
to face the inner child that has gone through. You nailed Todd. Cause when I first met Todd,
it was four years ago. Uh, he was bouncing around, bouncing around, bouncing around,
trying to figure it out. And then the last two years have been, especially the last year have
been like this. Yup. Yup.