CELEBRATING HER SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SWIMSUIT RELEASE!!

Jess is hurt. Yeah, she's like really fragile. Is this part of the bed? No. Alright, guys. What's up? Wait. What happened? She's literally like f***ing dying over there. What happened? Did you walk into the cactus? No. It wasn't this long. Because I walked into the cactus. Guys, welcome to the vlog. This is Natalie Maraguena. She is one of my best friends. And let me tell you something. Natalie calls me. She called me the other day when I was in the midst of my depression and I hadn't heard and was like, hey, I'm just checking in just to see how you were. Why did you call me like that? Did you were you making sure I wasn't like, you know, I haven't seen you in like a week. She called me because she hadn't seen me in a week. There's no no. Oh, no. There's somebody over there. Well, Natalie, we just think you're so great and in honor of you being in your second issue of Sports Illustrated today and we're going to bring it out right now. Let's go. Come on. The four of us. So David can Snapchat it. She called me and checked in on me. I know. I told her to. I was worried. Remember that picture with Natalie on the plane? Yeah. We put it on this cake to celebrate her Sports Illustrated issue. Bro, that is the worst picture I've ever seen. She's going to be pissed. But don't worry because it says congrats supermodel on the cake. Did you see me? I'm pissed. You think? No, but she hates that. I mean, I hate that picture. Okay, Nat, we're coming with your gift. Close your eyes. Nat, it's a little windy. Maybe you can hear the gift. Oh, my gosh. We got you some congratulations balloons right here. You can open your eyes. Wow. Here's some balloons. Wow. And then we also got you a cake. And because you're always so sweet to Henry, we got you, and since Henry can't be at this house because this house is too nice, we brought you a little, and then here is the cake that we got you. Congrats, supermodel. Congrats, Nat. Oh, my God. You little. This is the worst one I've ever taken in my entire life. That is the worst photo I've ever taken of you, and I promised I would never, I didn't put it on Instagram or anything. With all due respect, because everybody else would have. I would have. And then- We just put it on the cake instead. We just really needed it. We're just going to go on Instagram. Oh, my God. This is so funny. I honestly didn't want it to see the light of day, but we needed a joke for this video, so. Natalie is a Sports Illustrated model, second year in a row, and to celebrate, Jason got her a cake with the ugliest picture we've ever taken of her. Congrats, supermodel Natalie. It actually doesn't look as ugly on the cake. It honestly was uglier in person. On the phone, it was raw. On the cake, you look like a Disney character or something. There it is. Thank you, Jason. No, and I want to thank you, because you're the only one here who likes Henry, Jess, Joe, and David. You're all guilty of it. Joe can't stand him. You don't like him. David is drooling in the mouth here, guys. I think if I spent more time with Henry, I probably wouldn't like him as much. Oh, you wouldn't. You wouldn't. She's going to drop it. We're not going to get to eat it. I already know it. You can still eat it when she drops it. Yeah, you're right. Oh, that's so good. Yo, let me see. Let me see. That's a good bite, man. Yo, that's a good bite. Wow. It's really good. Two guys on a diet. Damn. What's it like to be able to eat what you want? So you don't work out at all? David looks like he's like building a birdhouse. Wow. Okay. Now, David working in the side. This is very unconventional, but this is the way he does it. He loves to go to the side. Are you making a bomb? I mean, look at that. Damn. Is it the photo or the cake you like? David. Wow. Damn. What's going on in there? What's up, guys? Welcome to the vlog. I'm in the mall. Our friend Joe bought a two-seater car, a BMW. It's Brittany, bitch. I was just really baffled that he would buy a two-seater car when his business is vlogging, his business is taking me around. So today I'm going to surprise Joe with a Solo, which is a one-person car, to really stick it to him and let him know truly what a moron he is. Guys, here it is. Electromechanica Solo. This is a one-person car. Look at this. Okay, you got room for your groceries back here. It's the high speeds. Does up to 80? Well, the real test for a vlogger is to see how the camera sits on the dash. Oh, this is great, actually. Okay, I'll just drive it out of the mall. So today, my friend Joe, he has a two-seater BMW, and he thinks he looks like Magnum PI in it. He doesn't. And we're vloggers. So our whole business is based on taking our friends to do stuff. So Joe bought a BMW, a two-seater car, so I have to drive him everywhere. He'll literally go like, hey, you want to go to this factory today? And I'll be like, yeah, sure. And then he shows up, and I have to drive him. And I'm 50 years old. Like, why am I doing all the work driving? So today, we're going to rub it in his face and show him how ridiculous a two-seater is with a one-seater. You know what you should do? You should offer him a ride. Yeah. Pull up in this and pop the trunk, say, I'll pay you. That's perfect, yeah. There she is, the Solo. All right, guys, this is a trip. Car is tiny. I mean, listen, I'm a big guy. I'm like 20 pounds overweight. Plenty of space. I don't know who would have this car. Maybe you've decided to just get all people out of your life, you know? Maybe you've just had it with all your friends. I mean, this would be a bold move to have this. It's an electric car. Drives a little bit like a Tesla. All right, guys, taking it on the highway now. Here we go. 34 miles an hour. 43, 45, 52 miles an hour. Joe, hey. Oh, it's a celebrity. Where? What's up, Joe? How was the hike? You don't like surprises, do you? Not in public. I get nervous. That face is, like, really not great. Well, Joe, we have something that you really like, and I need you to get on this walkie-talkie. Look down, please. It's so nice to have an assistant. I just dropped my sunglasses, and I didn't even think about picking them up. That's why we have her. Watch this. Everyone's saying I'm a horrible assistant that doesn't do anything. I picked up Jason's sunglasses. Okay, shut up, shut up. Get on that walkie-talkie and say hello. Hello? Hello, it's Javier. Javier? What's up, man? How you doing? Is Joe there? Yeah, this is he. Joe, listen, I need a favor from you, but I need you to close your eyes, right? Sounds good, Javier. What is it? Is it a character? No, I'm the only one that does characters. I feel like it's Dr. Phil. Yeah, it's Todd dressed as Mrs. Doubtfire. Is it Jason as Dr. Phil? All right, Joe, say hi to Javier on the walkie. Hi, Javier. Joe, since you drive a two-seater, we got you a one-seater. Shut up. Hi, Javier. Joe, I've been wanting to ride a solo for forever. This is Javier from Electra Mechanica Solo Cars. Here's your key. No! You're going to have a full test drive. Now you can truly be the most selfish bastard that I know. Hey, man. The perfect car for Joe. I can really no longer drive either of you now. Yeah. This really solidifies it. Joe's getting rid of his two-seater for a one-seater. Dude, the two of us rolling up to Todd's house? This is sick. Can I turn it on? It's already on, bro. It's already on. Shut up. Hey, Joe. Can I ride with you? Sorry. No room. See ya. Whoa. Joe. Look at its tiny little butt. It looks like a vlogmobile. Joe, you look crazy in it. It's so funny. Can you hear me? Hey, you want to do a muffin? Hi, Parker. Can we each get our own? Yeah, man. I don't know. I mean, it's really the point of this is to show you that we all need to be together. You need to get rid of that two-seater. I feel like you could finally get a girlfriend when you hop in one of these. Man, this is real freedom right here. Nobody talking to you. Don't have to worry about someone gabbing in your ear. Just tune out the world. What's the worst part about driving with someone? Them picking the songs. Yes, that's right. Finally just your choice. Full aux cord control. Steely Dan 24-7. Sorry, Wyatt and Charlie. You can't come. I don't have room. Wait, this is right now? You just did this? Yeah. I've been trying to get one of these for, like, two weeks. It was so easy. I just Googled it and signed up in, like, two seconds, Joe. Wow. I need an assistant. You need a brain. I need someone part of my life. If I had the garage space, I'd get one. You are not getting one. I already don't drive people. Like, if I have a two-seater, I might as well just get a one. What's the point? Yeah, you might as well. You're right. If you have that two-seater, you might as well just have a one-seater. Because the two-seater doesn't help us. Oh, my God. Stop bragging that you have so many friends. Yo, what's up, Todd? I'm in a solo. It's kind of like a metaphor for my life, riding solo. Todd's been on fire lately with the jokes. You should vlog with him more. Hugh riding solo by Jason Derulo. Jess has not. Biggest freeloader I know. No, stop. Get a bigger car. Todd, I literally drive you everywhere. Your two-seaters are so annoying. Because I drive you everywhere.