Planning our Wedding with Annie Lederman - AGT Podcast

These are my closest friends that I do YouTube with. I wanted to see what your knowledge is of any of these people. All right. I see the dough from Dobrik right under his chin there. Wow. Somebody didn't get that buccal fat removal, did they? Just kidding. Buy me a car. Today's podcast is brought to you by Tommy John. Go to TommyJohn.com slash Nash and get 20% off your first order. And SeatGeek. Use my code Nash and get $20 off your first order. What's up, guys? Welcome back to the All Good Things Podcast. My guest today, joining me first is Naveen. She's here. And our guest today is Annie Lederman. It's Letterman, but it's okay. I'm a natural born leader. People get it wrong all the time. Amy Letterman. You know, when I used to do Chelsea Handler's show, Chelsea Lately, she got my name wrong every single time. What would she say? She would say Amy Lederhosen. Like it was, everything was different every time. And I just had to be like, that's my name today. Did I just really get your name wrong in the first 10 seconds? So the proposal, tell me, break it down. Um, I wrote, she had written- A poem? Sort of. I gotta go. I'm jumping off the cliff. Are you a romantic? I'm a romantic, but a poem, I'm, I'm, my, inside of my face is blushing. I'm, I'm keegling. Like everything in me is like- I know exactly what you are. You're a standup comedian. And so like your job is to be- Cooler than you? Yeah, cooler than me. And, and, and tough and edgy or whatever. I'm soft on the inside. Right. So you, there is that side to you. I'm a cancer. I'm a crab. Had crabs in college too. But I grabbed tough shell, soft inside. Did you really have crabs? Yes, I did. Because I'm so curious about crabs. You're like, what are pubes? You're like, first of all, what are pubes? No, because if you don't have pubes, can you not get crabs? Well, they're in, here's the thing. They go to, I found, I, well, it's not like a f***. They don't f*** into you. The crab's banging you. I've never had, this is such a good question. This is a safe space. Please, please keep going where you're going. Sorry, I just want to know where they go. Yeah, if you don't have pubes, it's a great question. They do go, I think it's, they're less likely to get there. But like, if you don't shave, like your instinct is to shave. Yeah. But they burrow, they'll go down. I found Rob in a really hard way. Burrow where? They go into the root of the hair. So yeah, so that's worse. So then you have to do, it's, it's head lice on your nethers. Oh, okay. I've had, my kids have had lice. Oh. We've gotten to nitpickers. Did you like how he said I had it and then he broke his fist? Yeah, my kids. I haven't had it. Yeah. It's the same thing. You got to put your teddy bears in a bag and stuff and suffocate them. And how long does it take to get rid of crabs? It's like a cycle of that. So I think it takes like a week or two, but then, you know, another week is added when you shave. Do you know who gave you the crabs? It was this guy, John. Okay. So, and also he told me that it was a toilet and I'm like, oh, cause your name's John. Okay. I get it. He just ran to pretend, but he was like, you must've gotten it from the, he was, I, I, I lived in Santa Fe, New Mexico and they were filming a movie there at the time. So all these like crew would come in from LA and I was dating this like guy who was like, he was like assistant director, second, one of the, one of the things he was like high up enough that he was, that I was with him, like that my, that he picked probably the wrong one with me, but, um, low enough that I like, you would never know him, but he, so he, um, yeah, we had this affair. He was there for like, you know, three months filming. So he was like my boyfriend for the three months and I was 21. He was probably like 31 or something. And it was cool. It was just this rich guy from LA coming in and, and he, um, would take me 10,000 waves, the spa in Santa Fe. I was a go-go dancer at the time, by the way. So, um, he took, he would take me to this spa and we'd go in the hot tub and stuff and hook up and, you know, he'd take me out to these nice dinners, but he also did a little Coke. So I never wanted to eat. I was like, that's when I learned, like, don't do Coke before dinner and, um, or ever kids. And also not very good high. All right. This is, I'm going to have you, I've always wanted to vlog with you. These are some of my friends and we're going to, you're going to see if you have anything to say about them, if you can roast them or anything. These are my closest friends that I do YouTube with. I wanted to see what your knowledge is of any of these people. All right. I see the dough from Dobrik right under his chin there. Wow. Somebody didn't get that buccal, buccal fat removal, did they? Just kidding. Buy me a car. Um, I don't need it. I'm kidding. I'm joking. I actually don't need it. She's joking. We asked you to roast them. That's my friend Zane. That's an unfair photograph. He works for Lyft. Does he have a beard too or is he out? No, he doesn't have that anymore. That's an old photo. Is he out? Is he out of the closet? Yeah. Or does he have a beard? He has two beards. He has that one and his girlfriend. This is our friend Tati. You gotta be kidding me. Hi Tati. Look at him. Look at that hair. You find him attractive? Is he short? He had to like... No, he's actually, how tall is he? Six feet? Six one. I don't know if he's six feet. That would be weird if he did. Yeah, I'm like, he's six one and a half. Like, oh my God. He does music. He does, um, he wrote a book. He, he does YouTube vlogs. He look, I mean, you know what he looks like? The hottest school. The hottest one. Why do you have this? Not many school are hot. Are they there? Well, was there a hot one? I think, I think I have a theory. It's like a micro situation. Yeah. Which shout out to the micro. We love you. We have a friend with a micro. Don't he's coming out. Don't fret. Really? Yeah. I have to guess him. You'll know when you see him get guests. There's going to be four more slides. You have to guess which one is this. This is our friend Brett Robinson from the TV show. Um, the circle. It's a reality show. But was he on anything else? He's on big brother. Big brother. That's what I know him from. Oh, really? Yeah. Brett's great. It's just weird that you can have like such a thick body and the neck is still so skinny. You know what I mean? It's like the opposite of a bobble head. It's a bobble body. Oh, that's true. I never noticed that about his neck. He's got bobble body, but I. His body is so big. OK, next one. This isn't a good. It's our friend Ilya. He has a fitness company called Zeal and he also owns Dobrik's as well. OK. Yeah. So he's he's he's really putting himself out there as a fit. He drops the day of and Delilah. OK, let's see. I don't think he's getting laid much. You know what I like about this guy is he is like born to be a heroin addict. Do you see all the veins and everything? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like disrespectful to not do heroin. Yeah. And you look like this. He might be doing heroin. She's business doesn't work. Yeah, you can. Here we go. Still look for that micro. Oh, we found it. No, that's not. This is so that's what I know. I love this. This is great. This is our friend Joe. I've never seen a grown up crowning from their mom's. This is beautiful. That's what pubes are. Oh, what did you say? That's what pubes are. That's where crabs go. He gets like funny haircuts. I love it. Are you used to? Yeah, that's Joe. He's going to feel bad when he can't do it anymore. And all that hair when it's all gone. Oh, we found the micro. OK, he's micro man. Is that a little man? 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I just did my last, yeah, the last time I did ayahuasca was like, yeah, three weeks ago. How many times have you done it? Well, I've done it in a total of eight times, but it's been four weekends. So it's twice a weekend. Oh wow. It's so cool. Yeah. I've only known people that have done it like once. Never like a continuous, they might've done it. Like if you go to like Peru or whatever, like you go into like a hut and they do it, you do it in the United States. I mean, no, right. You gotta be weird and shady about it. Cause I can't be like, you know, yep. But it's, um, yeah, it's, I do it out of the country and it's the best. It's so cool. Um, I feel like if people are drawn to it, you usually can like, it comes to, it's like a weird thing like that. And then I can completely understand people that don't want to do it. And like Todd doesn't want to do it. I'm gonna, I want, I'm almost like I'm gonna spike your cereal. Is it because you want them to like, know the experience? I selfishly just want to do ayahuasca next to him. Like I don't even care about what his experience is. I'm like, I just want to be able to like cuddle with him afterwards. Yeah. Cause I'm always like, where's Todd? Do you want to do it? I feel like I'm so positive that I'm scared to do anything and like something changes. Like I like my like delusional little world. It's the best way. I don't want to mess with it. It's the best way, but I would try it. What did you see? Okay. This last time was really pleasant. It was like, really, it was really a, like a celebration of my team I'm building and the people I'm kind of collecting in my life. And I just, it made me feel really like on the right track and stuff. So I was really just, it was a good time, but I remembered halfway through like, oh, I didn't call there's mother ayahuasca is like, and some people call her grandmother, but it's like this female figure that comes to you and guides you. And ayahuasca is a feminine. I know this all sounds crazy, but it all makes sense. And then, so the way that it's set up, the weekends that I do are set up is you get there. Um, you set up like your little area. There's about 20 people. You get there on like a Friday night. You get there on like a, maybe a Thursday, Thursday, Thursday. Yeah. You prep your body, right? You don't eat. Yeah. You're supposed to do it. I never, I don't read emails. So I'm like to my shaman. I'm like, I hope that wasn't important. He's like, you didn't read it. I'm like, like, you can't be on like, if you're a medicine, you can't be on like your medicine. Yep. And if you are someone that needs to be medicated, maybe don't do ayahuasca. Um, but like, you can't like, I couldn't have just like been popping Adderall and then gone in the next day. Cause that could inflict with it. But, um, so you go in and you set up your little area. It's a cute little like sleeping, camping situation. And I always bring like, I brought like my niece's locket that I have in my I drugged her. I gave her all the Adderall. I said, you take the Adderall. I can't. Um, but I, yeah. So then, you know, just like little things that I love and a journal and, um, I never write though. Everyone's like journaling. I'm like, people like, you're going to forget. I'm like, I'll remember the parts I need to remember. I don't want to do all of a sudden I do homework. Yeah. Maybe ayahuasca could make me want to write, but I never, I'm always like, my nails are too long. I'm like, it's hard to write. Is there music and you dance? Okay. So the woman, okay. So the, okay. So the shaman sings, he sings the entire time and you don't laugh. Like it's not, no, it's not funny, but you can laugh. That's so funny. No, my shaman's a G. Oh my God. I know it seems like, is he acapella singing or is it, he has like, sometimes he has music, but he has like instruments and stuff. Okay. And he spits like this agua fria on you and or agua florid, something that's water on you. He spits like rose alcohol water on you. Okay. And that's crazy. Like during COVID, I was like, this is so crazy. I'm spitting on me. You like hold your hand. It's just everything. Are you in control or are you just gone? Both. Both. Yeah. I'm so curious. It's so hard to explain it. It's like, everyone's like, but don't you like vomit? I'm like, yes, but it's not that kind. It's like, like, let me think of like one of the times I threw up this time. It's like, I get through something hard. Like I'll work through like a relationship I'm having trouble with. Um, and I'll kind of see the other person's side of what's going on. And then I'm able to release my like resentment towards them. And then at that moment I'll sit up and I usually purge. It's like, you're like getting out. So it doesn't feel like it's not, it's not like, uh, yeah, you're not like have the flu, dry heaving, like going crazy. It's like, sometimes you're up there and it's like, you need like, sometimes I'll like call on my ancestors to help me get it out. It's like, it's not so crazy, but like you can trust me. Okay. I'm a crab girl. You can trust me. Do you get diarrhea and do they watch you like in the room? Yeah. Everyone's like, okay, no, no, no. Nobody, you don't really yourself. Like I just always say like as a rule of thumb, when you do ayahuasca, there are no farts. Okay. Farts don't exist. So just if you don't want to ---- your pants, just don't try to fart and you're fine. Just there is only sure. So you just go to the bathroom. There's bathrooms that have like little candles. No, you're not like, Oh my God. I mean, I think that sometimes in the huts and stuff in the Amazon, like that might happen. Cause I envisioned it with like, you're sitting there and there's just like a bucket and whoever needs to use the bucket. Oh, there's a communal bucket. It's like the cookie guys. Yeah. But I guess not. Um, you have your own bucket. Yeah. You bring your own bucket BYOB. Okay. So is it true that you once lived in your car? I did. I lived in my car. I lived in my car. Okay. We have, we have here. I wanted to go over, this is wiki house, how to live in your car. I wanted to run through some things and you can tell us if wiki, how has it correct? Okay. I used to invite, I would invite my friend. I'd be like, do you want to come over to my apartment? And we would smoke weed and listen to music in my car. Did you have a big car? No, I had a Prius C. Yeah. I mean, I lived in it for like, you know, a week here and there. Well, I would park. Okay. So I had like, you know, I had like a handful of friends. I could stay at their place, but things would happen. Like I would feel like, Ooh, I stayed too long. I don't want to ask them again. Or like they'd like start dating someone new. I don't want to be like blocking or whatever. So I would usually park around where I stayed, which is like, then I would always be like, it'd be so embarrassing if they're like walking their dog in the morning and see me like, Oh, just, and you know, I sleep naked. So it's like, did you have something to block the car? Not really. I didn't do it. Right. It was actually very unsafe. Now that I think back on it, it's actually the most insane thing in the world to do. Really? And cops could have just arrest. I think you can arrest someone for, I don't know. Yeah. Maybe not now. No, you can't sleep in a car. You can't? No, absolutely not. In like West Hollywood, if they catch you sleeping in your car. Oh, I can't like park your van in West Hollywood. Like they can, they can take you in for that. Are you sure? Because my street is pretty rough. Well, maybe there's too many people cover and they can't like, right. Right. But yeah, I know. But so I would, I didn't, you know, keep your car clean, especially the inside. So is that true? Never been clean. Okay. Okay. Pick a few places to groom and shower regularly. Like gyms, truck stop. You would shower at the gym. Okay. All right. Keep going. Keep going. Let's see what this says. Rent a post office. Why do you think I was living in my car? I didn't, I would show, I would like have like water bottles from Erewhon and I have like my $18 water bottle. I have a lifestyle. Okay. While living in your car, you have the Hailey Bieber smoothie. Is it hard for you to, to watch all your friends that are, that have a lot of money that are, you're probably doing just as well as them when you go up to the comedy store. Is that, is that tough? I mean, it wasn't, you know what that, cause I've seen you and you're, you're hilarious. You literally kill it every time. Well, last time we hung out, that's where I was, but it wasn't that I, it wasn't hard. It was, I was confused. I was like, and I remember just being like, what is like the, why is this doing the same thing? And then I realized it was just myself. It was just Rob Schneider used to always be like, you know, get out of your own way. You know, people always say that it's like, it was like a hacky thing to say to people. And I was like, now in retrospect, I'm like, yes, I was in my own way. I just didn't believe I couldn't imagine myself having the life that I wanted. So I couldn't get it. You know what I mean? Yeah. I see myself in you so much. Like I, I'm in my own way. And then once I met her, I have this new rule. When she says something, I just go, okay. Yeah. I say, yeah. So she goes, she was, you should go to Skims and get any, uh, a thing. And, and I was like, well, she was going to go with me. I just couldn't go. She couldn't go that day. But, but, uh, and, and normally I'd be like, I'd hear an idea and I'd be like, yeah, maybe. Yeah. And I was like, I'm just going to do it. Yeah. Cause what's the pro you know, it's like, I just like started, I just took like courses. I started watching stuff on YouTube. Like I just found like, basically I found several Colts and I took parts of each call without joining the call. What's an example of a call? Like I just like, well, you know, if you watch like the Scientology documentary, you're like, this is pretty good up until like, there's always like an episode where it turns, you know, this is good. And then you go, oh, okay. We're getting a little weird here. But like, um, yeah, I don't know. I took this guy's course, this guy named Jim Fort. And I took, he had the course called the transformational coaching program. And that really helped me with my, like, sub I realized like I had these subconscious beliefs that I like was poor and I wasn't going to, you know, and I had less money than all my friends and stuff. And then once I was able to like reset what I believed in myself, but I had like weird, like low self-esteem and low self-love that I didn't even notice, like I didn't even catch, but it would, it would come up like, and I started like noticing that. Does that come from all the that you went through as a kid? I think so. But I think everyone has it. I think a lot of people have it. It's, it's also like, you know, like rich kids make money because they're used to just, they just walk in assuming they're going to make money. There's no like struggle on their head. Yeah. And, um, but you could shift it. And then, um, I started doing hypnosis with my friend, Mary Lou Rodriguez. I started doing a hypnotherapy and she helped me kind of like reprogram myself to like, Do you go, do you remember when you, I've never been hypnotized when you get hypnotized or you, do you remember it? Yeah. You're there. You're there. Yeah. And some people aren't like some people aren't susceptible to it. Like it really depends. I can't remember. There's a trick to do, but I can't remember what it is. But, um, I saw my friend get hypnotized once in, they convinced him that Lord was in the room and he loves Lord. Yeah. He wanted, your friend wanted to be hypnotized. So it was insane. Like his, it was real. Like his face was red. Like you couldn't have faked it. It was absolutely insane. You know, Matt King. Yeah. I feel like you can't be hypnotized. Why? Like something about you, you'd block it. Yeah. I'm pretty blocked that way. Yeah. But you should try it maybe. Okay. This bummed me out a lot. So there's just like this Tik TOK kid who dances a lot. It's Mahomes brother, uh, Jackson Mahomes and he, and he dances and then Rolling Stone makes this Tik TOK, which is like, just let kid dance. Like that's all he does. So it's like, it's so easy to pick on. This kid's always dancing, you know, at the games and stuff. Yeah. Don't you think that's weird? Well, who is the Rolling Stone to say what's cringe? I don't like anyone saying what cringe like cringes to the eyes, the eye of the boy. It's one thing if you're a 14 year old and you're in your bedroom, you're like, yo, that guy's cringe. Like, okay, whatever. But don't be I don't like any critics anymore. It's like, it's just one person like saying something about someone's thing. It's like, right. I was trying to watch, I was trying to watch the news to get ready for this. And I was like, I don't want to believe this person. Yeah. You know, it was CNN. No, it is like weird at this point. We were like, what is true? But it's like, it's there's so many different, like, and I think because there's no like true Hollywood anymore where it's like, we're not being shown like, this is cool. This, these are the people like now there's all these different like areas people can find their own, like the algorithms giving you your own specific like world completely. You can't say what's cringe because that could be cringe to this. How old is this kid, by the way? He's probably like 20. It's cute. He's not doing bad. I just thought it was strange that I think it's fine that Rolling Stone did it. Yeah. Cause then I feel like then you can't like, okay. They think it's cringe. They're like, you can't say that. Like, I just don't like when we start saying like, oh, well, who are you to say like, who are any of us to say anything? But it's like, that's their website. That's this person's article. EJ Dickson, one person who like, just one person, if we can all take it as that person saying that they're not speaking for all of us. Who cares? I do like that too, because I don't like when people are like, when people get mad at like, I got her to change her mind. So now I'm going to need you to know, because I do like, it's like, you know, when you post something online, it's like, there's always going to be people that like it or hate it. It's like, you, you cannot care. You have to not care. Obviously you do. Well, obviously this kid doesn't cause he gets beat up on all the time. So people make fun of him all the time. I mean, it's been going on for years. Yeah. I, um, I just think it's lame. I was watching, we're watching the Superbowl at the comedy store and there was, um, the ad I was with Todd and they had the ad for, uh, with Miles Teller and his girlfriend and they're like her wife and they're like dancing. Todd's like, that's so cringe. I'm like, is it cringe? It's just like a couple of dancing. I don't know what cringe, I'm like my cringemeter changes all the time. Like I told a story, like the story of how I lost my virginity and it was on Tik TOK and someone was like, this is so cringe. I'm like, the actual story of my life is my experience. Like, I guess it's just the truth. I don't know. Today's podcast is brought to you by SeatGeek. Wonderful, wonderful SeatGeek. God, I love Seat Geek so much. 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How dope, what was it called? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We watched it, the Jonah Hill movie. Yeah, it was so dope. How was it? What was it called? No, it's not called so dope, but what was it called? Those people. Yeah, you people, you people, those people. Everything's like so crazy. I heard they didn't actually kiss in the movie. Yeah, it was like a CGI thing. Why? Why wouldn't they kiss? Because they don't want to have two races kiss on camera. No, it is like, it's just, that movie was like, I watched the whole thing. I usually tap out of movies and I watched the whole thing. Like, I can't say whether I liked it or hated it. You know what I mean? It's like one of those, it's like a reality star. It was flat. But I watched the whole thing, but it's just like, Jonah Hill, you're the guy. I love Sam Jay. It's gonna be much funnier. I love Sam Jay who was in the. I love Jonah Hill. Is that your boy? I really like, I love the Moneyball. I love him. And I mean, he's had some great performers. He's so good in Wolf of Wall Street. That movie was not my favorite. Did you see his, um, it was just a weird, you know what it is? It's a touchy subject that, but, but I loved Julia Louis-Dreyfus. His character was cracking me up. She's really such a real bitch that, you know, exists. Yeah. But, um, it was too, um, it was too expected. It was just, it was like, oh, we're the Holocaust and slavery and blah, blah, blah, blah. I just also wanted, like, I haven't seen Eddie Murphy in so long. I want him to be the funniest ************ in the town. I don't want to be angry. I wanted to be the funniest person. That's gotta be tough for him though. Like what, what script could he possibly get that would make him the funniest at this point? A comedy where he plays a comedian. A 60 year old comedian? No, a comedic character. I'm excited. I'm excited for the Jamie Kennedy and Matt Rife movie. They're making a movie? He's coming here at the end of the month. I thought it was like Matt. Yeah. Matt's a sweetie. But listen, I thought it was going to be just like a movie about like a comic. Cause nobody really, people always try to make movies about comedians and it's just like, you can't do it. It's just not fun. It's like not, it's like a weird specific lifestyle. It's just, I don't know. It's like, there's obviously been like punchline was good back in the day. And what about the one that Seth Rogen made? You liked that one? Oh, funny people. I like it. That was pretty good. Because Adam Sandler's actually a standup and Seth Rogen is not a standup, but he did a good job. Yeah, no, that was good. But I think that there's a lot of them. Randy. Yeah, that's so fun. But then he kind of was that character for a while afterwards. I feel like it got in him. But, um, and then I got a little Randy and there was an article written. Um, poor guy. That was tough. But so, okay. So the movie, that one was weird. Well, there's so many, all of that time period was crazy. Yeah, but, um, I'm like, how am I on jury duty every day? So anyway, so, so in the movie, I thought it was gonna be like a movie about like a comic going on the road. And then like, he brings a younger opener or whatever. It's called don't suck. The twist is that Matt Rife is a vampire. I'm so excited for this movie. I'm like, good or bad. This could be the best movie I've ever seen. Stand up comics that are also vampires. Okay. So it's like the, what the preview is, is it's like Jamie Kennedy is going on the road. He's like the headliner. He needs to bring like a new opener with him. He can't find the right person to go with him. There's this guy who's the worst comedian. It's Matt Rife. He's a terrible comedian where it's like turtlenecks and he's bombs and, but he's going to like pay for them to go on the road or something. And then it turns out he's a vampire. And I don't know what else. Did she want to watch TV with her? Yeah. I have fun. I have fun. There's really no, but I guess my point is there's no bad anything. I watched like this horror movie. I was a little insulted by this one. I I've, I've been getting really back into like gore and horror or movies and stuff since terrifier two came out. Have you seen it? Do you like gory movies? I don't. But, but I want to hear about it. Let's just say I wanted to say something that would get bleeped. No, it's like, I love like slasher. You do? Yes. It scares me. Game of Thrones when Pedro Pascal got his head crushed. And it's like my favorite thing. Oh, I love when just special facts. Did you watch the night stalkers? You're like real documentary? Like, no, I don't like real stuff. No, I like seeing like an artist make a head squish. I love the effects. And I do like being scared and the adrenaline of it, but I don't, I got, I used to watch true crime. And I was like, this is crazy. I saw one dateline and I knew the girl, I knew the family. Yeah. That's like when I was watching Dahmer, I was like, I can't watch this. You're like, I am a gay black man. I cannot watch this as a gay black man. Peter Jackson's first movie is like that. It's called bad taste and it's all people getting squished and squashed. I like a fake. Yeah. Like I like, uh, where were you going with this? But anyway, so I started getting really into, to like horror and stuff. And there was one movie that I'm with horror. It's like, let's see, let's see it. What's it called? The terrifier I just made friends with Damian Leon, Leonie, the guy who made it. And I'm, he's my new best friend and I love him so much. He like, he's coming on any, what am I sold a podcast? And he cut my face up. Really? Oh my God. I got to tell you the story. So he cut my face up for it. I can show you guys a picture. I can send it to you. But so yeah. Do you want to watch the, watch the preview? Let's watch a little bit of it. Yeah. It's so good. Annie, I can't believe you like this. The greatest movie of all time. Oh my God. It's going to be your next ayahuasca trip. Cause it's funny. It's like the same as comedy. It's the same tension release and stuff, but it's like, they just have to go over that up. This big kill scene that made it kind of go viral and become like a cult classic is they hang this woman up from her, this girl up from her feet and then he saws her like from her down into two. It's like so awesome. And then, but so then, so then Damian, the guy who made it and then Catherine, the girl who played that girl came to the comedy store the other night and I was like introducing her. I was like, this is Catherine. She's an actress in one of my movies. She got sliced from the down. Like my dream to be able to introduce someone like this, but it's just like, it's just very gory. Like you don't see any of the stuff on there, but it's really, the effects are amazing. And they did the effects on you. So he came and he did my podcast and he gave me like, I just brought some makeup and he gave me like the, it looked like I got maybe in a car accident, like there's some slices on my face. And then I went to the comedy store. I was like, I don't want to wash it off. I was like, I was like honored he did it. So then I went and I did my set in the main room. Leslie Jones went on before me. So I came out and I was like, I was like, Hey guys, I was like, you should see the other guy, you know? And they like, like laugh nervous, like, Oh my God, is she okay? And then I go, I'm just kidding. You did see her. It was Leslie Jones. She beat my, like, I just pretend Leslie beat me up. And then everyone was like, ha ha. Like they like, didn't know what to believe. And they're like, ah, and then I explained that it was like special effects and stuff. And, um, went on with my set, having a regular, normal fun set with my face all sliced up. And then I look over to the right and there's a guy in the front row whose face is sliced up. I was like, dude, what are the chances? It was so funny. It was like an amazing, fun night. Like I couldn't believe it. And then I was like, cause I saw him for a second. Then I was like, should I just leave him alone? I'm like, I can't like, this is crazy. So he had gotten, he was on his bike. He got hit by a drunk driver. Oh, wow. The guy sitting next to him was a personal injury lawyer. Really? Yes. What are the chances? And then, okay. So then, so he was like, uh, he was like, let me take your case. I was like, give him your card. He's like, I already have some of the guy. I was like, I don't know. He was great. We love the guy. I can't remember his name, but it was very long, weird name. But he was, face was all cut up. And, um, we were, I was talking to myself and then he went and take a swig of water. And I was like, dude, I was like, if that water comes out of a hole in your cheek, but it was so funny. It was so awesome. I couldn't believe it. It was just so perfect. But that's my terrifier two story. What's it like when you go to like Wisconsin? I saw you in Wisconsin last week. Sold out. That was great. But I'm selling out in a lot of markets, but not all of them. Do you know what I mean? So it's like, you know, when I start like selling out full, like adding dates, doing stuff like that, I feel like maybe theaters, stuff like that, that would be next. Cause I'm arena bound. I want to go to arenas. And how's your day? Like when you have to waste a whole day in Madison or something, what do you do? Well, I bring Todd and my dog Randy with me. Oh, that's good. It's so fun. It's so nice. And we try to do vlogs and stuff for Anniewood for my podcast. But a lot of times we're just, I'm just sleeping. Just trying to get ready, but you know, walks and going around, but like in Wisconsin, we went to the mustard museum. Like I tried to find something, you know, like we went and did an escape. I like to find stuff. I have fun. Everyone's always like, where's your favorite place to go? I'm like wherever I am. It's like so fun. I have the best job. I love meeting my fans. My meet and greets are like insane. That's so fun. That's fun. What happens at your meet and greets? I want to make shirts that are like, where did you get touched? And I'll sign the part of their body they were touched. I love that. That's really funny. But it's like that. But then also I signed people's like, I love to have people if they have like something that's like a little, you know, like a little deformity or something that's different about them. I'm always like, bring me a little lobster hands. And I have my favorite guy in Vegas who brings me his little lobster hand every time. And I sign it and I sign people's like, they're like diabetic things. And I have like, I signed this lady's cane, this blind woman's cane. So you have your fans. There's a lot of deformities. Sure. Come to me. I like my specials. Okay, let's see. Go into the links. There was a TikTok. I like people that have something like if you have like a hand that's different. You see a truth about people that other people don't see. That's what I like. I like people that have like been through **** and kind of like you see like people's like weirdness and like you see the truth of that. And I like that. Yeah, it's a you instantly have something to say and you connect with them instantly about it and people that have been through stuff. It's like it's like I love people from other countries because they like they got here. Right. You know, and it's always so interesting. It's like, oh, what the ****? How'd you get here? Yeah. But I would say like, are you a redhead? Sort of. You are kind of, but you weren't like. Not were. I don't dye my hair. This is my hair. You are blonde. I think I'm blonde, but. But like redheads I always like because they've been through some ****. You know what I mean? Yeah, Jews I like. You're part Jewish. I'm getting more Jewish by the day, baby. My Jews growing, baby. Which side is Jewish? My dad, my father. So my dad, our last name is Jewish Letterman. So my dad's father was German Jew and then his mom was adopted by Jewish people. So we don't know. And then my mom was adopted. So it's like we don't really know. And have you given up your Yeezys? They're there. I don't wear them, but you don't wear them. I mean, I would. I mean, I'll give it a couple of weeks. Maybe I do the same thing in running because I don't listen to headphones when we go hiking. You listen to music loud. I listen to it all because I don't want to damage my ears. You know, I said that to Fahim and he said the same thing. Is that a monster thing to do? It's so funny. It's a crazy unhinged thing to do. It's an unhinged thing to do. And he's a public figure too. So he's like. It's not that loud. He'll blast like heavy rock music. It's you. We went and got coffee that one day when we were trying to shoot a vlog. These kids came over and said hi. And she goes, it's so great how you've tricked all these kids into liking you. He's like, I'll just hang out with the youth. Well, I got really, I got really lucky. I just fell in with that group. There's no luck. Everything's good. Everything's, we got what we got. You think so? Yeah. I believe that you create everything you have. But luck, but sure. It might've been something else. Yeah. But I believe in luck. Yeah. And what were you doing before these children? That was a terrible sentence that you just phrased. Before you exploited these children. I was doing, um, trying to do standup, trying to, I made a couple of movies. Yeah. Trying to do stuff. Just broke. Yeah. Completely broke. Yeah. It's so fun to have. And you still think this is broke? I think this is okay. But you don't want more. You do want a little bit more, but you don't want to all, you don't want tons. Do I want more money? What do you mean? Success? You don't want to. We know you want more success. There's a picture with Tom Brady. I would love to come to your wedding. I would love for you to be at our wedding. You should marry us. I'll be in a tux. I'll wear my fake tux. She showed me your fake tux. They're not, they're not fake. They look really real. They look really real fake. They look like real fake. What are they? They're like silicone breastplate. It's for like drag queens. How do you cover your neck? It goes through your neck. But I, my nails were so long when I had it. Yeah. It's, it's like this, it starts here. It's like, yeah, it goes from here, but it's, it's silicone. So it's like soft, but I stabbed it with my long nail. So there's like, it looks like I have a trick. And then like, it's so, I start to like, after wearing it for like 20 minutes, I start to get dizzy. I'm like, really? Yeah. And then I'm like, I started to get like upset and I'm like, it's gotta come off now. And it's like, my hair extensions are getting pulled out. Like eyelashes are falling off. Like everything's insane. But you have breasts when you have the breasts. It's great. It's so fun, but it's weird to see how my friends treat me boys. Yes. It's like, Oh, you guys, but I'm glad it made me happy that I was born with small. I was like, I like know the truth. I know exactly what you mean. We, we had fake put on me once and my people treated you differently. My guy friends were like, yeah. Cause they, even they know they're like, they want to like, and then you're there like, this is not cool at all. Like this doesn't feel good. Someone's grabbing me. Big giant cans. Like the big, big, big ones can ruin a family. Like you're putting a family in jeopardy. Like I like would walk into a room and it's like, I see the men and men in LA are so precious. They're trying their hardest. Like we went, cause we went to the pumpkin patch to shoot something for Annie. What we thought would be funny to like, I, in my head of pumpkin patches, just like people like getting engaged and stuff. My joints are showing people are just getting, I don't care. I show my tracks. I show my dents. You can see everything. I make sure my contour is obvious. Um, but like, yeah, it might, it was just going to be like couples, like Apple picking. I don't know. I just didn't think it was going to be like all children. And I just have these pornographic size. They look insane. And so we're just around all these kids and their parents. And the dads are just so trained in LA. Like, like no one's neck moved. They're all like hopeful. Shoulders were moving. Eyes were like above my head. It was just so funny. Wait, I have something to ask Annie and we can cut it out. Okay. It's about you. Oh, please. I don't think you'll care. What is it? Okay. This is perfect. This is a perfect one for you. Cause you're good with relationships and stuff. She came to me the other day. She wants you to buy her. Close. She wants to get her. Oh, I want to do my nose. Oh, I don't care about that. I don't care about that. Right? Yeah. No. If someone sees it, maybe they'll offer to take me. So, so Annie, she came to me and she was like, I want to, want to do my nose. She was like, and I don't want to do it. You want to add something to it? She wants to trust it. Perfect. It's too big. I want you to be happy. I want you to do what you want. That's exactly it. Right? That's exactly it. There's a part of me. It looks so good that I I'm like, how could it look? There's a part of me that wants to be like, you have to go to the number one. They can't give you the, like, because sometimes with nose jobs, what they do is what I feel like happens is like, they take like a piece, a chunk of what's supposed to be in your face and then they don't, it doesn't go back. And then the ratio is off, you know? Do you know what I mean? Yes, yes, yes, yes. It's almost like, but you would have to go to like Blake Lively's. Like you have to go to the top. Yeah. You have to go to the top. You have to literally, if you're buying a nose job, it has to be the, she wasn't asking just to be clear. She wasn't asking me to pay for it. I was about to be like, can I have, I hung out with him for four minutes. I was like, no, but, but I don't know. I don't want it. I don't want it. This is on the screen. Mine's not a plate. Mine is, um, prosthetic. Those are huge. How do they get it? They plaster it. Yeah. They plastered on. No, they're attracted to you. They can't help. Yes, yes, yes. They can't help it. Yeah. Oh, I roasted these boys. Oh, they're so cute. Oh, there was a nipple. There was a nipple. Yeah. I have pictures. Well, that was my Halloween costume. I was a nip slip. I just had the and then I had my nip out, but everyone was like, Oh my God, your nipple. Like they were like, so worried. That's really good. Precious. That's really good. And guys were like, Oh, like they were excited. So what do you, what do you say to a guy who, when the girl says, I want a nose job, what's the guy saying? Like, it would be rude of you to be like, okay. Yeah. A hundred percent. Cause I think you look perfect. I see. I see what you mean. Like it would agree. Like you should always say, Oh, you shouldn't. But if it makes you happy, go for it. You have schnazdas for, for, let's get it right. I forgot the word. All right. So that's it. So we're getting a nose job and I don't know. I changed like, it's like, if I didn't, I wouldn't care. And then if I did, I would just be more happy. Do you want me more happy? Yeah. I want you more happy. This is the he's a game. He's a, he's a 10, but he's rude to servers done by two to he's a four, but he is hilarious and makes you laugh. I've dated a million of them. He's a nine, but he's a five, six short King. I'll take a shorty. I like to, I like when a guy climbs me. Oh, five, six. Someone has to be able to take me down. Like if it was like, I need you to be tall. You vibe with that, Annie? Yeah, I'm fine with it. Five, six can take you down. I like shorties. He's a six, but he remembers everything about you. He's a six. He should. Is that a good thing or a bad thing? I was like, he's a two, but he's a billionaire. He's a five, but he's a great listener. These are baselines. He's a 10, but he showers. You'll I'll be honest. I don't need anyone to listen. They shouldn't just sit there while I'm talking. I, when I think about it, I'm like, it's really just more about the body. Does Todd do mostly listening? He talks though. He does. What would Todd, what's something Todd would tell you? Todd will like play music for me. He's like, here's the song that's going to make you feel good. Todd always tells me good and bad. Like Todd's always like, that guy sucks. That person sucks. And I was like, no, they're cool. And then he just waits. And he goes, I ******* told you. We should have Todd on. Todd's the best. He's a three, but he's extremely loyal. You better be loyal. Yeah, still a three. Okay, here, we'll do a couple never have I nervous and then we'll, we'll, we'll end it. Uh, never have I ever streaked in public. Annie, I know you have. I definitely have. She's too ashamed to lift it. I don't think so. You haven't. Yeah, no, I haven't. I said I have never, I didn't know there was a half. Never have ever stood someone up on a date. I mean, I've canceled. I would never, I would never like make someone go to a restaurant. Never have ever flirted my way out of a speeding ticket. Oh my God. You have? Yes. What did you say? Well not flirt, like cry. Crying is flirting. It's not even fake. You're just like crying. For some guys, it's a real turn on. Yeah, that's true. My ex-boyfriend, he's like, you look hot when you cry. I was like, that explains everything. Why are you so mean to me? That explains everything. Never ever dumped someone over text. Oh, that's the, that's the only way I'll do it. Babe. I don't, I don't know. Then it's awkward. Babe, you can't dump someone over text. But just to start the conversation. What is it? We got to talk. There's some issues. Yeah. You know, like it's like, Hey, I want to break up. If you want to like meet up and talk about it, we can, because then it's a conversation. What do you think about that, Annie? I like that you just have the, it's like we're, because then people convince me of stuff. So it's like, I have to say what I want and then we can talk about it. She's so healthy. She's got so many like awesome rules that she's taught me. This is so, that's how Todd is. It's like, I always hated psychos. You did too. And then you meet someone and you're like, this is like so easy. Is this meant for me? Is this what, were you weird in the beginning? Were you like, he would always look at someone paying you? You can tell me. I don't believe that she's real. Like I saw her this morning and I was waking up and I was like, aside from the nose, obviously I don't see my friend, David, who plays pranks on people. It's been in my mind. Like, Oh my God, that's the ultimate, like Naveen was saying the other day, that would be such a good movie. Imagine like what they'd pay you to do that. It would just be so wrong. It sounded so mean. No, I can't even believe it. And yeah, so I think it's, I think it's, I say that all the time. Is this a prank? But don't you wake up like so high? I just wake up so happy. So you just have like the right partner. The best thing is when you're like, you like have your day and then it's like, it went good or bad or whatever. And then you're like, Oh my God, I get to see her. Oh my God. Everything's just perfect. I don't want to cry. It's so nice. Yeah. Just so awesome. Yeah. It's the best. Okay. I don't know why I did so much. I just ruined both of our relationships. All right. Go see Annie live and go see me live at www.annieletterman.com slash shows. You can also see me on www.instagram.com slash Annie Letterman. You can see me at YouTube www.youtube.com slash Annie Letterman. You guys, I'm not on Pinterest. Okay. Now guys go to the shows and also watch Annie Wood comes out every Thursday. YouTube. Bye everybody. Thanks Naveen. Love you I love you so much. Watch Trash Tuesday too. It comes out on Tuesdays.