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We've got our own tournament right here. We're playing oversized pickleball today. This is a company called The Best Paddle. It's Jamie Foxx's company. One of my favorite actors and comedians. So funny. Go check them out. There'll be a link in the description. Mike is a captain. I'm a captain. No, Mike's more, he's more of a- If he's not a captain, he's getting last picked. We know he's getting last picked. So he has to be the captain. If I was a captain, I would pick Mike first. That's bullshit. But you know what? That just means that you're bad at picking people first. So we're gonna do Scott, Jay, and Brett. The three biggest. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, get over there. Actually, maybe Todd is bigger than Scott. Let's just keep it this way. Todd is bigger than me. Scott, Jay, and Brett are team captains and we're gonna choose teams right now. Rock, paper, scissors. ****. Oh, you won. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Jay wins. Now Jay's gonna pick who he wants on his team. This is a tough choice for me. I got Mike over here, who's never played a sport in his life. I'm pretty athletic and I'm really good at pickleball. The paddle is twice his body size. I got Jason, who's maybe a little bit past his prime. A little bit. And then I got Todd, who is gonna let pressure carry him to the win. I'll take Todd. Well, James. Which Jew will Brett choose? It's a tie for last place. I love Jews. Orange Jews, apple Jews, red apple Jews. I'm gonna have to say beauty before age, so Jason. Just like in sixth grade, pick last for every single activity, including chess. All right, here we go. Three, two, one. Oh, no, no, no! Jesus! Let it bounce. Oh! Whoa, Jesus. Okay, Todd and Jay are off to a three-zero lead because my partner is Orange County Thanos. I'm really excited you're on my team. Oh, sick. You're great. You're very athletic. Okay. But I think you're a little too strong for the game. Okay, yeah. And if we lose the ball, we don't have a video. Okay, got it. Better to lose than lose the ball. Come on. Todd's sipping a little too much of that Zilla protein, am I right? Or is it the pre-workout he's sipping? All right, you know what? I'm getting serious. I can't move in these. He's taking his pants off to distract you. Yeah, dude. Damn. Damn, he looks good. Look at those legs. Hey, Todd, he looks like you're copycatting me. What do you mean, copycatting you? I took my shirt off first. Yeah, I did. Check your tapes. We've spent 45 minutes on the rules. We have yet to do a single point, but I think they understand how to play the game. We've done three. Oh, Todd with a spike. Jay, what did coach tell you before the game today? He said, just don't lose the ball because we don't have another one. So he didn't listen to that. It doesn't matter what you do, as long as you're hard. That's what he said. All right, I want to try and grunt like Selena Gomez or Selena Williams. No, grunt like Selena Gomez. I have a question. Hey guys, the redhead wants to say something. When you guys are done filming your brand deal, can Jay, Todd, and I do an OnlyFans underwear shoot with these big paddles? Okay, nevermind. Don't, ignore that. I'm picturing like bent over here, someone with the paddle, like spanking the other guy. We should put him on the other side. Yeah, we should put him on the other side. He's too big. Here, Brett, this one's pretty good. Jay, look at this one. This one will work. I feel like it's only fair if I can do the same and then lift it up. All the guys are taking their shirts off and I only think it's fair if I do the same. Yeah, that looked pretty good. Sorry, Jay, this is my card, if that's okay. After Mike was done perving out on my fiance, it was time to finish round one. So we've switched sides. Oh my gosh. That's it. Game? That went in, right? That was it. 7-2, they won. Yeah. You lost the game. Yeah, I lost. Come here, let's talk. Oh boy, he's in trouble. I don't get it, but I support it. Listen, I haven't been around in a couple months, you haven't been around in a couple months. This is our big ******* comeback. Are you ******* ready? I'm ******* ready. Actually, have you ever played pickleball before? Once. I played on Wii Sports. They have that on Wii Sports? It was tennis, so. All right, good luck, Scott. Thank you, Jason. We're going to redeem you. This is part of my 30 for 30. I got picked last, but we're going to get first place. All right, here we go. Why don't you ask Mike about his fake glasses? He had LASIK, he doesn't need those glasses. First of all, we're talking to like two buff buffoons over here. I don't even know if they know what game we're playing. They just think they're hitting balls back and forth. It doesn't really matter. This is a game about intellect and skill. Even though I have Scott on my team, we're still going to win. Okay, enough of that. We don't need any of that. The comments are going to be like, these guys are too old for this ----. The championship's right now. Jay Boyce with the serve. Mike. On the first one, on the first one. That's a good point. This is baloney. Scott, it's fine. We're going to win. That's out. Scott, man, turn your wrist over and really aim where you want to go. Look where you want to put it. Boy, drop kick your ass, dude. Hey, see? This is what I'm talking about. The counseling does not help between us. Jay with the. Mike's just an asshole. He's just a ******* meat. I'm going to. Three zero. That's you. That's in. Nice. That's you. Switch sides? Yeah, switch sides. Four zero. No, no, no, no, no, no. Come on, Scott, I'm coming for you. Oh, let's go. So far, we're losing four zero. I think we're going to really turn it around this next half now that we have the sun on our side. We got it. You got it, you got it. Nice, nice, nice. Point for Scott. Four one, it is not over. It is not over. It's not over. Well, we might be. Oh, there. There you go. Nice. Oh. Nice. Nice, guys. Come on. You got it. Yes. Oh. What a rally. Five one. I did not know they had it in them. We could have put them away early, but we want some entertainment for you back home. And for Jamie Foxx. What's up, Jamie Foxx? Please come on my podcast. Five one. Scott, nice. Oh. Yes. Let's go. Oh, nice, Scott. Oh, he almost hurt himself, too. Hey, how are you guys feeling? Really good. We were kind of gassed in the beginning, but now we got our second win. We got our steam. Okay. We got the wind on our back, the sun's on our faces, and we're going number one. The sun is actually on our back. Scott Sire with the serve now. Here we go. Damn, that J came in there. This is game point. This is for the tournament. Six three, kind of like how tall I am. Six three, kind of how tall Brett wishes he was. My attitude is six three, but my wiener's three six. All right, ball in. Service. That's it. That's the game. They won. That's it. They won. Nice job, guys. I can't believe you would do this to me. You picked me last, and then you don't. I'm here with the winners. How good does it feel to be Scott at something? Oh, man, it's great. You know, growing up, I used to beat him at everything. So I just feel like, you know, now as we're adults, I couldn't let him get this. You know, this is my thing, this is my game. I mean, I just want to say, **** this guy, man. Hey, fun fact. I'm actually using a regular size one. I'm just really sure. I think we're done on that joke. J, are you team Logan or team Dylan? I'm team Logan. You know what? I don't even want to talk about it. Right up. Talk about it. Are you going to beat up Dylan Danis when you see him in person? That ---- sucks. ****, Todd. No, what are you doing?