MATT AND PATRICIA'S WEDDING!!

What's up everybody? Welcome to Jason's vlog. It is me, Matt King, and I'm getting married tomorrow. It's a speedo, watching you go to bed. Watching you go to bed. Hey guys. Please, let me do this. You guys. What's up guys? Welcome to the video. Hello. We are going to Matt and Patricia's wedding in Alabama today. Guys, I just fell. Now everyone thinks that I'm going to be a liability the whole trip. Because you work out every day and you actually take care of yourself, that's what saved you. If you didn't, that would have hurt a lot more. A couple years ago, they'd be making fun of me, but now they're like, is he okay? Okay guys, we landed in Atlanta. We have a two-hour drive to Birmingham. It's hard to get a direct flight to Birmingham. The wedding is going to be really fun. 400 people. Okay, we're going to go get the rental cars. Keith, we're coming back for you. Don't worry. You swear? I swear. Come on, let's go. Stop taking more of us. Okay guys, this is a little gift that Matt and Patricia got us. Welcome to Birmingham. With love, Patricia and Matt. Amazing. I'm hoping there's a little snack in there for me. It's good? Oh my god. Dill pickle chip. Classic. Cookies. Cookies. Water. Hydration water. Oh, you're big on that. Dear Naveen, Jason is weighing you down. Leave him immediately. Patricia has a brother. They leave his number? I am wearing a Banana Republic shirt and a Banana Republic tie. Shoes are from ASOS. And here she comes. The one and only Naveen J. Looking stylish as ever. Don't show feet. That's not free. Beautiful necklace. Are we going to have fun tonight? Yeah, tonight's going to be really fun. I'm going to get wasted. No, you're not. Just kidding. What I love about these trips is that it's really easy to vlog. So right now, Scott is working out. That might not be exciting for you at home. But for me, it's very exciting. One out of every two times you try to film Scott, you get a banger clip. Hey. 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That's promo code NASH only at DraftKings Sportsbook. What's the promo code? Oh my god, are you still here? Wow. Hey Todd, what happened when I fell at the airport? Describe it to me. I saw the whole thing happen. He's hustling on into the airport with his bags and his shoe catches the sidewalk and man, that guy, he tipped over in slow motion. It was so sad because it reminded me of when my grandma fell. How much longer are you going to fall? No way! Oh man, you gotta love Natalie. I'm enjoying a cheeseburger and ice cream by myself. That's amazing. In the most giant car. Did you drop the kids off at soccer? I did, yeah, and mommy had to treat herself, you know? No way, let's see. Okay, this is Patricia's family's place. Hamburger Heaven. That looks really good. And Nicole is still in session. She found a nice spot for it. I thought you threw it on the ground, but you just put it in a placeholder. That's pretty cool. You guys want to go see the inside? Yeah, of course. It does look like Baghdad. Wow. She's married. No, I was just looking for somewhere to sit. It's fine, I can sit here. That's taken. This one's taken? Do one over there. All the way over there. Oh, okay, cool. Hey, you were great in the game the other day. This is a great touchdown. If you ever need someone to, like, warm up with... Shut up, loser. Got it. It's no big deal. I got it. I got it, it's okay. It doesn't look like yours. What did you get? Why did yours look so much better? I got the special. I got the cheeseburger special. What do you think? It's really good. Say cheese! You gotta move here and film. People are way more friendly. We'd kill it here. It's better than getting out. Wow! That's cool. That's like a piece of artwork. Hot. Wow! You really hit the lottery. She loves herself. Okay, guys, we're headed out to Matt and Patricia's wedding. I don't know what to say other than they're the cutest couple that I've seen in a while. I mean, other than me and Naveen. You know, Matt's always been a really, really special person. It really does warm my heart that he found somebody as special as he is. I wasn't asked to give a speech at the wedding, so I'll do it here. There's a lot of people here. I heard it's a 400-person wedding, which is the biggest wedding I've ever been to. Naveen, of course, is Middle Eastern, so this is small for her. No, but actually, I'm going to show you a video of my cousin's wedding. It's insane. My cousin came in. We were like, oh, when is the bride coming? And then from the top of the sky, I was like, oh, that's a huge star. She was lifted in a star, and she came down, and she's in a shooting star. No way. In a star like this. No. And she's so far, and she drops down. No. From the sky, and then a sword fight breaks out. It was like, it was insane. So, thank you to Naveen for that story. I wish I was 10 pounds thinner, but what are you going to do? Food tastes so good. Did you just ask me who looks the best? I do. Danielle's boobs only look big right now because she's on her period, but in three days, they're going to be too big. Yeah, but next month, same thing. Once a month. What's going to be the few days that we don't see you? Everybody, everybody. Get the hell out of the way, Danielle. My turn. Joe. Should I get up there? If anything, do a song and dance because there's music. Okay. Say something to the happy couple. Congratulations, Matt and Patricia. Congratulations, Matty and Patty. We love you. That was amazing. That was awesome. We love you, Matty and Patty. You copied them. They said Matty and Patty? Yeah. Do one more, do one more. We love you guys. Thanks so much for having us. This is it. Just a little bit. I'm watching you. You gotta be amazing. All right, all right. Patricia, you're gonna face the stage. We're gonna get to the drumroll in the count of three. Thank you Maddie and Patti, we had the best time. Have a happy 70 year marriage. Guys we came all the way to Birmingham, Alabama for one reason, and that's to see if I can hang on this pull up bar for two minutes and win $100. Okay so we're going to go. You got this. I'm already done. No, no, no you're not. No, no don't Jason. Alright guys, it's totally rigged, no I'm just kidding. The bar rotates so it's pretty difficult.