MOVING MY SON INTO COLLEGE!! (EMOTIONAL)

I am so jealous of all these runners, getting that runner's high. What's up, guys? Run a couple for me. Shut up, fat ass. All right, we're in New York City. We're here for Wyatt's show. Big show tomorrow night at Racket. We came in to see the boys. Just went by the Oasis store. Whenever I see you, I get a little, a what? What's wrong with you? Oasis has a store. They're in town tomorrow night. Oh my gosh, look at the line. Bunch of people with bad teeth in that line, probably. All English people is the joke, guys. Is that Mr. Beast in front of the store? That Farideh sounds like Farty. Farty. How'd you know? Because I said that once to you and you laughed, and I remember every time I made you laugh. Am I stealing all my jokes from you now? Yeah. Maybe we should find an outfit for Wyatt's show tomorrow. Zara. All right, we got a bunch of stuff. I'm telling you, Zara is always the place to be. Jason goes up to this guy and he goes, why does this shirt fit me like that? He works there. And the guy's like, we don't make a bigger size. It was like the thing in Mean Girls. They're just like, we only get a size six. All right, here we go. This is our New York apartment. Let's get a little tour. We got the upstairs right here. It's a little messy right now. Gorgeous, it's okay. We'll clean it up. And then we have our kitchen. Okay, this is a classic New York apartment, guys. Let me show you. This is what the bathroom looks like. Okay, there we go. Tight band or white? White. I'm a sucker for white. You shouldn't say that on camera. My son, Wyatt, is moving in for sophomore year. So we're headed up to Hollywood and we'll have his show tomorrow night. The band is called Nudie. Named after me. Yeah, no kidding. Jason? Okay. I think going into sophomore year is more fun than freshman year. Yeah. When I went into freshman year, I was so scared. And then sophomore year, I was like, it's gonna be sick. I know people. I have my whole crew. Yeah? Jeff, Ash. No girls? I'm trying to think if I have any good college stories. Mostly, I just remember doing it. Aw. Jason literally has lost his son because he was too busy taking videos and pictures with other kids. Doing fraternity streams. I even did a fraternity shout out. If you have the video of the fraternity shout out, send it to us. Wait, help her, Jason. Wow, Jason, holding two things. A real hero. Wow, okay. Dorm life. This could all be yours for $70,000 a year. You're gonna have a good year here. I think so. What's gonna, what's happening? Hi. I had a dream last night when I was messing with the show. And I was like, oh my God. And then I was thinking about you guys. I was like, they came all the way out to New York. I can't remember the song. And I was like, it was so bad. Look at this church. You should cut in the video to like a blue square and say, Jason Nash is not a religious entity. And you open up a church. I love religion. And it's like, Jason is open to all religions. I got recognized today twice. One guy called me a legend and one guy called me a bitch. Wyatt goes, oh, bye. If you want to do posters, call me. I'm in a band. Oh no, I didn't want it to be pressure. But it's like, if he, so he wants, obviously wants to walk with them because he hasn't seen them. So it's like, if you want to do posters, just come back. That's the thing about college aged boys. They'll always choose the group of girls. That's not true. That's the thing about college aged boys, but not me. Oh, this is so fun. I'm so happy for you, Wyatt. This kid said, are you Jason Nash? And Jason goes, yeah. And he goes, I'm sorry, brother. So Naveen just, she had her little midday Nestle Crunch bar, which she liked. Then she just handed it to me. Let me tell you something. This is problematic. She wants me to put this in my pocket. I said, hold on to that for me, toots. I can't hold on to it. Because it's going to end up looking like doo-doo on my shorts. Junzee. That's the name of it. I know, but you don't have to say it. Healthy. Remember when I said Ronnie Chang and you go, that's racist. I go, that's his name. What's your name? Aiden. I'm on the vlog. Let's go, Aiden. Hey, vlog. Thank you. Nice to meet you. Take care. Look at this dog. Oh my God. Wow. He looks like a rock star. He's got crazy hair. We're staying at this place and Naveen's friend's place. And Naveen's like, well, the doorman isn't that friendly. And I was like, oh, okay. That's weird. People usually love you. And then I got in there last night and he was like, Jason. He was like so nice to Jason. What up, Brandon? Just so sweet. Oh, thanks so much. Have a great day. Naveen goes, do you want to have a seat? And I said, sure. So I sat on this stoop, but then she chose to sit up here. It's a hierarchy. It's a hierarchy? And why do you say that? Because they do that on Gossip Girl. I'm sitting up here. I'm higher than you now. And I can't get up because I'm so tired. I was about to be a real catty bitch. There he is. The boy's getting ready for his show. He's walking. They're going to go into anthropology real quick. Most rock stars are downing vodka. My boy's got two waters. Well, it's nervous. And I said, he sounds like me. Sounds like me when I was in Toledo. It's the worst. You went on stage with your blanket over your head, but somehow it worked. Good luck. It's alive. Hell yeah. I love you. I love you too. Good luck. I'll see you after. I'll give you a full hug. This is just the beginning for you guys. Just go up there and have fun. There's no pressure. Take all the pressure out of it. You're having fun. They're going to have fun. There's a lyric in the new song that's you inspired. What is it? It's just like a father lyric. It's just like a father of the year. Father of the year? Okay, I'll listen for it. It's a father of the year. But you're also the father of the year. I love you.