Just all the essentials.
Chips, keyboard, just the normal kind of things you'd bring to the park, right?
Our suitcases are so necessary for the park.
I love suitcases to the park because they actually help you a lot.
You can jump on top of them.
And guess what?
If you get sweaty, you can change.
Yeah.
All right.
We're going to celebrate Colton's birthday, right?
You ready to go to the park, guys?
It's going to be a bit of a drive.
And we packed lots of suitcases.
So, okay.
So basically, what's going on?
Colty.
You know what's really happening?
Colty, what's happening?
We're going to Mimi's house.
No.
We are going to a super amazing hotel.
Don't tell him yet.
Let him see it.
But wait till you see it when we get there.
It's going to be epic, bro.
Why is there a bathroom there?
What the heck?
Bathroom on the road.
Hey, that's a bathroom.
That's a bathroom.
How many bathrooms you guys see so far?
Four.
I saw four.
Five.
Airplane.
Whoa.
It's been so long since I've been somewhere.
I think I forgot that I get Carson.
This is...
I'm going to barf.
This is worse than when I did the gross thing.
Oh, when you had to eat the gross taco?
Yeah.
I usually never don't drive long distances.
Why did I forget that I get Carson?
Like, how is that something that a person can forget?
Okay.
I'm driving.
Thank you.
Kind sir.
No problem.
Here's the GoPro.
Woo.
Finally, let's get there.
You say woo a lot.
I'm a big wooer.
Yes.
Why not say woo?
Nelly, let's do this.
We should do like a woo montage.
Insert mic drop woo montage.
Here, let me pretend I'm Lizzy.
All right, guys.
All right.
So we're here.
You seem to ride a lot too.
We're here right now.
And guys, we're switching lives for 24 hours.
So this is gonna be super cool.
We got Cammy over here.
We got mic drop over here.
Guys, do you know where we're going?
No.
All right, guys.
We'll see you soon.
Peace.
Mic drop.
Rainbow check.
Rainbow's in the house.
All right, guys.
We went somewhere.
We left the house.
Whoa.
Starbucks parking.
There's a Starbucks here.
Yes.
Woo.
Right there.
Starbucks.
Oh my gosh.
I'm all of a sudden instantly happy.
My heart beat is running from the whole house.
Your heart beat's hurting?
Like in excitement?
Yeah.
Party in the elevator.
Party.
Oh, no.
Look it.
Whoa.
There's more over here, guys.
Whoa.
Look, Cammy.
Look how high they are.
Oh my gosh.
All right, guys.
Surprise.
That's a surprise about the hotel.
Did you think you were just coming here for no reason?
Yeah, Colty.
Happy birthday.
Surprise, baby.
Look it.
You can surf on that thing, guys.
You can go surfing.
There's a letter?
Look.
It says Colton.
Whoa.
Colton, do you want to open it?
Whoa.
What?
It says, wishing you a happy birthday.
Aw, that's so cute.
Do you want to open it?
Let's see.
Dear Colton, happy fifth birthday.
We hope you enjoy every moment of your special day.
Let's see.
Check that out.
The sun beating through that little hole.
That's so cool.
I don't think they're supposed to be jumping in the bed like that.
Yeah, I don't know.
OMG.
Is that Cammy Ex-Boba?
I think we're going to get kicked out.
I'm good.
Because you guys are so rowdy.
You're all being so rowdy.
Is it somebody's birthday?
Colton, what does that say?
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday, boys.
I got you something.
What?
What the?
Yeah.
What does it say, Colton?
Cutest.
Cutest in the galaxy.
She's like a little angel.
Look at her.
She's so cute.
You're going to love that.
Here comes the rage.
You ready, birthday boys?
I'm trying to buckle.
He is.
Ready?
Let's do it, guys.
He's going to make it.
Let's see.
Is he coming out?
There they are, guys.
Do you want to come with me?
Oh, okay.
You don't want to do on it?
Well, how about we'll test it out and we'll let you know if it's scary or not, okay?
Cam, you ready to do this?
Oh, it's so dark.
I can't see.
Oh, man.
Want to wait in line and do the single one?
Let's do it.
Come on.
Here we go.
Oh, my gosh.
Ready, guys?
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, here we go.
Parker, I see you.
Oh, no.
Oh, my gosh.
That was crazy.
Okay, we had a super fun day at the pool.
He wants to look.
His first gift of the evening.
Are you ready?
Pick it up.
What is it?
Well, honey, the cricket machine made it.
We didn't accidentally not buy you one.
We could just whip you up one.
What are those?
Miniguns.
It's a Husky.
It says birthday boy.
You're a Husky.
It says Coltie Bear 937.
There's no miniguns, right?
Yeah, these are your miniguns.
Husky.
What's that number?
A Husky five.
You're five.
Yeah, like you.
Yeah, buddy.
Looking good.
He is ready.
All right, Cam, you ready?
Yes.
We are trying to rush because the boys just went downstairs to go to dinner and look what
we're doing.
Look what we did.
All right, let's go.
Gifts first.
Yeah, bring the gifts first.
You got everything?
Okay, let's go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
They're going to be like finished eating by the time we get down there.
Pal, that's it.
Spread them out.
Boom, shakalaka.
I bought a big ice and it didn't work.
What?
You bought a big piece of ice?
Yeah.
That's crazy.
It didn't work.
Tell me about the miniguns.
Don't know what means minigun.
You want to see a picture of the day you were born?
Here, look.
This is all the coltis.
Coltis, look at all these little pictures.
Look at this.
Oh, wait, wait.
Watch this video.
Look.
This is you at one and a half years old and there's you at three and a half.
We should do this again.
Let's go all the way back in the history.
Look, there you're six months old and there you're two and a half.
Are those all the coltis?
Yeah.
How many coltis are there?
One, two, three, ten.
It's ten.
That sure is baby.
What about this one?
That's a one year old.
You're a baby.
I think I'm two.
Look at you and Parker.
This is the day you were born.
Right there, buddy.
He was born at 4.05 p.m.
I couldn't remember.
On Mother's Day.
Oh, you like it?
I'm going to cry.
Coltis.
Yeah.
Happy birthday to you.
He loves sugar.
My little sugar dog.
Coltis.
Coltis, hide yourself.
This way, Coltis.
Big puppies.
It's for our backyard, guys.
Oh, game.
You can throw the ball inside of it, guys.
Oh, I smell a challenge.
That's a mom and a son, dude.
We're dead, guys.
Dead.
Dead, buddy.
Me, me.
Totally the kid.
Kill, kill.
Oh, no.
Mom, let's do real life.
Oh, it's opening.
Oh, he's doing it.
Keep this going, guys.
He is non-stop.
Yeah.
I know you like that.
That's from your brother's party in the elevator.
Yes.
No.
He knows.
There's a disco ball, so it is a party in the elevator.
You guys, we're going to have a party in the elevator.
Party in the elevator.
Party, party.
Party in the elevator.
Coltis, look what you won.
I won.
We're going to have a disco party in the elevator.
Party, party in the elevator.
We don't need a disco ball.
Ready?
Ready to go, guys?
All right, guys.
We're going to go have a party in the elevator.
We're going to have to secretly turn off the lights now, guys.
Now, he's back for more presents, guys.
Oh, no.
It's a new iPad case.
Cyan.
It's cyan.
We're going to have to make a new sticker for it.
You let it open.
Oh, no.
What color is it?
Cyan.
Daddy, you didn't give me a present.
We got you all the presents.
Are you joking?
He got you the other stuff.
You didn't give me a name present.
You didn't name it.
You didn't call it out.
I pointed out that we all pointed out things we do.
The big one.
The game is from Daddy.
Big game for out by our pool.
Bye.