My Boy Is Wicked Smart Good Will Hunting Clip

Brian
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Work in Essex County, page 98, right?
Yeah, I read that, too.
Were you gonna plagiarize the whole thing for us?
Do you have any thoughts of your own on this matter?
So do you ladies, uh...
Come here often?
Do I come here?
I come here a bit.
I'm here, uh, you know, from time to time.
Did you go to school here?
Yeah.
That's...
I think I had a class with you.
Oh, yeah?
What class?
History.
Maybe.
Yes.
I think that's what it was.
I like it here.
It doesn't mean because I go here I'm a genius.
I am very smart.
Hey.
Hey, how's it going?
How are you?
Good.
How you doing?
What class did you say that was?
History.
Yeah.
Just history?
It must have been a survey course then, huh?
Yeah, it was.
It was surveys.
You should check it out.
It's a good course.
It'd be a good class.
How'd you like that course?
You know, frankly, I found the class, you know, rather elementary.
Yeah.
You know, I don't doubt that it was.
Yeah.
I, uh...
I remember that class.
It was, um...
It was just between recess and lunch.
Clark, why don't you go away?
Why don't you relax?
Why don't you go away?
I'm just having fun with my new friend, that's all.
You gonna have a problem?
I don't understand.
No, no, no, no, no.
There's no problem here.
I was just hoping you might give me some insight into the evolution of the market economy in
the southern colonies.
My contention is that, uh, prior to the Revolutionary War, the economic modalities, especially in
the southern colonies, could most aptly be characterized as agrarian pre-capitalism.
All right.
Of course that's your contention.
Hang on a second.
You're a first-year grad student.
You just got finished reading some Marxian historian, Pete Garrison, probably.
You're gonna be convinced of that till next month when you get to James Lemon, then you're
gonna be talking about how the economies of Virginia and Pennsylvania were entrepreneurial
and capitalist way back in 1740.
That's gonna last until next year.
You're gonna be in here regurgitating Gordon Wood, talking about, you know, the pre-revolutionary
utopia and the capital-forming effects of military mobilization.
Well, as a matter of fact, I won't because Wood drastically underestimates the impact
of social...
Wood drastically underestimates the impact of social distinctions predicated upon wealth,
especially inherited wealth?
You got that from Vickers.
Work in Essex County, page 98, right?
Yeah, I read that, too.
Well, you're gonna plagiarize the whole thing for us?
Do you have any thoughts of your own on this matter?
Is that your thing?
You come into a bar, you read some obscure passage, and then pretend you pawned it off
as your own idea just to impress some girls?
Embarrass my friend?
See, the sad thing about a guy like you is in 50 years, you're gonna start doing some
thinking on your own, and you're gonna come up with the fact that there are two certainties
in life.
One, don't do that.
And two, you dropped 150 grand on a ******* education you could have got for $1.50 in
lay charges at the public library.
Yeah, but I will have a degree, and you'll be serving my kids fries at a drive-through
on our way to a skiing trip.
Yeah, maybe.
Yeah, but at least I won't be unoriginal.
By the way, if you have a problem like that, I mean, we can just step outside, we can figure
it out.
There's no problem.
It's cool.
It's cool?
Yeah.
Cool.
How do you like me now?
My boy's wicked smart.
I spent three minutes in this ******* place and run into Albany, huh?
They were fine.
We was gonna close the deal, but then Billy insulted one of them, and the heavyset girl
said that I had a receding hairline and I was a few pounds overweight, and I was like,
go **** yourself.
I saw all the bugs.
You're an idiot.
I've been sitting over there for 45 minutes waiting for you to come and talk to me, but
I'm tired now and I have to go home, and I couldn't sit there anymore waiting for you.
Well, I'm well.
Skylar.
Oh, and by the way, that guy over there, Michael Bolton clone, wasn't singing with
us, so to speak.
Yeah, I know.
I kind of got that impression.
Okay.
Well, I've gotta go.
Gotta get up early and waste some more money on my overpriced education.
No, I didn't mean you.
Oh, sorry.
There's my number.
So maybe we can go out for coffee sometime.
All right, yeah.
Maybe we could just get together and eat a bunch of caramels.
What do you mean?
Well, when you think about it, it's as arbitrary as drinking coffee.
Oh.
Yeah.
Okay.
Uh, wait a minute.
Do you like apples?
Yeah.
How do you like them apples?
