How Long Could You Secretly Live In a Grocery Store?

Have you ever been in a grocery store and wondered how long could you secretly live here without getting caught luckily for you? I'm going to the most extreme lengths in order to find out with the first day of my brand new life starting right now There are so many people here. This is bad news for me I've tried living in a grocery store before but this store is 10 times bigger and there are 10 times more employees Security and cameras and my goal is pretty simple. I want to find out if I can live here forever Now the first thing you guys are probably wondering is eric Where are you going to hide all the produce bins in the store have this space under them Which I could technically slide under there's just so many people I feel like i'm gonna get caught the most obvious choice to me is to make a toilet paper fort I just feel like i've seen how this ends There's a spot through this door over here past produce in these back areas there's freezers It's just so cold in here I am going to die if I try to live in here theoretically living on top of the shelves would be the sneakiest place I could possibly live So I guess it's a good thing that at four o'clock this morning Me and my friends dressed up as workers used a four o'clock and put a luxury secret home disguised as a bunch of boxes On top of the shelf. The only problem it is positioned Right in front of the cash registers and there are people everywhere But before we get to that there was something else that was more important. It's breakfast time I was starving but luckily for me when you live in a grocery store everything in this store is free I'm gonna make some pancakes this morning this aluminum Morale was high and I was absolutely loading up but there was still one tiny problem How on earth am I going to get all of my food On top of that shelf and into my house This was not going to be an easy task But as you guys know, I always have a plan a few weeks ago I came here and took pictures of all the employee outfits and then recreated them to a t So i'm going to try to pass as an employee and climb the shelves into the shelter undetected So I made my way to the back changed into my employee outfit and casually walked back out towards my future home This is going well so far and i'm gonna grab this ladder. I'm just gonna set this up real casually I put all my groceries inside this box Wet floor sign just in case and then real casually Put this up here Nobody's gonna think a thing Oh Oh, it looks so good It looks so good Just waiting for the perfect moment. I don't see any workers. I don't see security All right, here we go Here we go. Three, two, one. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go God that's so sketchy Welcome to my living room since i'm trying to see how long I could live here, which theoretically could be forever I tried to furnish this thing and do some finishings that were really high quality something I could really spend some time in the entire thing is soundproof so I can scream talk like I normally do without being caught Oh my gosh A magnetically latching door that kind of works sometimes We have a functioning toaster oven all our silverware bowls pans a slide out Skillet for cooking and a fridge to keep my very own stash of groceries The other cool thing about this box setup is I set up security cameras pointing back at my box So I can actually see what's going on outside like right now I can tell that there are two ladies right under me and it would be a horrible time to get out And I cannot afford to get caught because i'm planning on sneaking in my two idiot friends and my girlfriend hope for a romantic date Night, but we'll get to that later. Anyway, let's cook some breakfast pan Now there's only one rule to this whole challenge and that's don't get caught and depending on how well I do with that I'm gonna be here for a long time So I have my regular to-do list my daily routine that I want to keep up with while i'm here We obviously already took care of the shelter, but let's take care of food now All right, while the last egg is cooking i'm gonna start working on pancakes Some pancake mix one egg Oh one cup of water. How big is a cup? how many Milliliters are in a cup Dude there's somebody under me. I have to do this quietly All right, here we go pancake flip Oh nice, all right, we're gonna go for bacon next this is uh, I don't know how this is gonna turn out Oh, it's starting to smoke in here I should put more bacon on right Dude i'm sweating in here. It's so hot I should have probably designed this better. I'm not gonna lie to you guys mafia Bon appetit, we have three eggs over easy. We got bacon. We got berries and pancakes finishing touch here Ah Got syrup on my socks Or it's weird. You know, it's a weird place to have breakfast, but I am not complaining. This actually looks delicious Oh Boy that just happened. This is horrible. This is such a mess. It's so freaking Sticky not only was I covered in syrup and sweat, but the steam was turning my box into a literal sauna Oh my gosh, my cameras are turning off because they're overheating dude This is it's it's so effing hot in here. I have to get out. I have to get out. All right, here we go Oh my gosh Somebody saw that i'm hoping that nobody saw that. Oh my god security just passed by Now to address the elephant in the room, you're probably wondering eric How do you have access to all these security cameras? And how do you not go to prison when this is all said and done? Well, this is clara and not only is she one of the owners of this grocery store But she's the only person in this entire building that knows i'm secretly living here How long do you think I can live here undetected 30 minutes minutes? Yeah, i'd bet on that the security the employees the customers they have absolutely no idea that i'm living here But then I had a massive realization getting in and out of this box Kind of sucks, which meant I needed a plan b. So I decided to go looking for a backup shelter All right. It looks like we have a receiving dock right here. We got some more shelves up here I could always go climb and live up in there. I think we have a break room in here. This is actually really sweet I feel like I could theoretically lock myself in there This place is kind of secluded from the rest of the store and there's a lot of aisles that I could hide in All right, guys, I think we have a decent collection of spots The employees are also starting to get a little suspicious of me because i'm wearing this camera on my chest I'm going to cut my losses and try to get back into my house without anybody noticing i'm going Like the lights turning on at a ditty party. I got out of there fast before anyone could start asking any questions I just needed to get back inside my house, but not before picking up a few extra goodies Waffles take one of these take one of these one of the things I love about living here Is it's the only time I can legally shoplift How's it going My window is slim here. There's so many people in the front of the store. Oh my gosh All right i'm gonna try To do this without anybody noticing Tofu yeah, uh uncooked or cooked Um, that's gonna be over down here to the left very the very end I feel so bad. I have no idea where the tofu is. All right, there's no better time than now All right, three two one. We're going Go go go I just don't know how many times I can do what I just did without getting caught I think my plan is to lay low Get a little nap in because tonight is going to be very very busy Big night big plans. I keep telling you guys about these things Anyway, I took a little power nap to recharge and when I woke up I immediately channeled my inner eleven with some eggos I have to pee so bad. I have to make it to the bathroom If I if I go out right here, it is what it is. The alternative is that I explode in 4k I have to pee i'm I have to go I hope nobody saw that very conspicuous Did anyone see that Nice this store closes at 9 p.m. And 30 minutes from now That's when security arrives and the crew switches out So I think during that switch out will be the perfect time to get back up there But before the night began I decided to take a quick moment to game plan This is my final breath of fresh air before this place is closed down for the night when the sun rises I will either still be inside those doors or I will have footage on this camera of me being violently dragged out Genuinely don't know which So far so good. They're ushering the final customers out. They're gating the doors shut and I Am still inside so far All right, they're closing down this area. The lights are starting to get turned off I honestly cannot believe that i've made it this far if I can successfully get locked inside. It's huge for morale So I decided to go back to the box while security made their final rounds, but on the way there I ran into a little problem There's three people posted up right in front of my box over here All right, i'm just gonna go for it just like you guys should be going for that subscribe button mafia this year We're changing it up every 1 million subscribers that we go up I have to do whatever the top comment says so far I need to sneak into the white house legally change my name to diddy and sneak into area 51 and the 18 million subscribers We're gonna start with the white house. We're coming for you boys My goal this year is to build the mafia and give you guys a brand new video every single week So make sure you're subscribed and drop a comment because you might choose what I have to do next Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh I can't believe we made it back in. I honestly can't believe we made it back in it's 10 15 right now We timed that up perfectly with the shift change. I can't believe that actually worked. I think that calls for a little party Enough of that we have a big night ahead of us I don't know if you guys saw the last time I lived in a grocery store It was bad I cleaned it all up just like I will this time but it's not gonna be pretty again The security has no idea i'm here. God only knows what will happen to me if I get caught They'll probably just take me straight to the slammer. I am going to get prepared for the night ahead and Make some dinner pizza It's hope for those of you who don't know hope is my long-term girlfriend now Beyonce I am engaged guys, and we've been doing a weekly date night on the same day since we've started dating I think people think it's a bit that we are this committed to date night, but it's actually a thing No, we've been doing this for literally seven years. You better be in the grocery stores because that's where I live now I don't like breaking the rules So I love you. I love you so much excited to see you tomorrow After locking in date night for tomorrow my dinner was ready But one thing I didn't account for was just how loud my toaster oven was The toaster went off. What the that sounds like they were investigating I'm gonna turn the lights off. So it's not sus security was getting sus and it seemed like my problems were only just getting started It's one o'clock in the morning. The store is still completely burgers. I did not expect this It turned out there was actually a night crew that stocked the shelves all the way till morning as well as 24-7 security that was roaming around the store. It's three o'clock in the morning. I have so many Diabolical things to do in the store. I brought roller skates. I brought a katana these Workers are getting in the way. I knew for a fact that if I got out of the box i'd get exposed So I just decided to sleep the night and wait till morning Mafia good morning. My wild plans last night were robbed from me from the night crew Which I didn't know existed and just because I didn't cause absolute pandemonium in this store last night Doesn't mean i'm giving up on that dream. It's gonna happen I'm gonna text everybody in my contacts and invite them to the store We also knocked off another item on our survival checklist w's in the chat w's w's w's Speaking of the survival checklist. The next one is hygiene. I'm disgusting I'm gonna go shopping for some toothpaste and soap and by that I mean shoplifting I just checked my security cameras and it looks like they took my ladder. I don't know how i'm getting down from here I just jumped down like 10 feet. I don't think anybody saw that Anyway, it was time to go grab some toothpaste. I mean, it's not shoplifting if it's from your own house, right? I'm hoping they don't come after me. All right, let's go my hygiene supplies this next part though. I'm super excited for So last time I secretly lived in a grocery store I was disgusting I had no way to shower. So I went on amazon and bought a portable shower The only problem is i've never used this thing. So I don't know if it actually works, but we're gonna find out together Okay, let's do this So I think i'm gonna set it up right here worst nightmare right now is somebody walking in Let's screw this Oh, yeah I was so excited to get my hot shower that I didn't even notice when I flooded the bathroom floor and the hallway Clearly the inside of this bathroom wasn't safe So I packed up all my stuff and beelined it straight to the loading docks to finish up my morning shave Oh, man, I didn't think about this I'm free handing this. I don't have a mirror in front of me I actually think we somehow completed the hygiene morning routine Without getting caught. I don't know how and with that complete it meant it was time for the most important meal of the day Breakfast time everything the light touches is our kingdom. Oh, there's the tofu, dude I pointed that guy in the wrong direction. That's so sad. There's nothing like eating food right off the shelf I don't know what it is. It feels so wrong But so right and after finishing up my kleptomaniac meal, I went to the back to snag another ladder Nothing abnormal here whatsoever Just wait for these people to leave Three two one go So here's the plan right before store closing tonight I'm gonna sneak my friends in here as well and i'm gonna be honest with you mafia Those guys and I we're gonna get up to no good Genuinely, I am as shocked as you guys that I have made it this far and from this point I just have to lay low and not get caught until then So for the rest of the day, I just hid in my little house and waited until night As closing time came security started locking down the perimeter So I decided it was time to get out of my house and try to sneak my friends in What the heck? They stole my ladder again All right, I just jumped down it's 8 50 right now the store's about to close But I have a plan to get some of my friends in for date night Oh, they're literally closing the gates right now I started worrying I wasn't gonna get to my friends in time But the second the security guard looked away tyler and doha made their move Yeah, yeah walk walk just walk just walk walk walk walk What do you guys need help with again, uh looking for the yogurt yogurt i'm looking for yogurt I'm doing a pretty good job acting like i'm helping you, right? Yeah. Yeah, I'd say so. What do you need? I need some water You live here, right? I don't live here. I work here. Oh, oh What are you doing? Come on? Shut the **** up. I'm sorry Kill this guy with my two idiot friends in the store The next step was getting them in uniforms before any of the employees got suspicious. How's it going? You guys are looking for the bathroom, right? Yeah. Yeah. Thank you Okay, listen, listen, listen, bro. How do you get this outfit? I made them. I made these for you These are fake employee outfits. I need you guys to do a jump transition. You ready? Easy three two one Beautiful you guys look okay. You're super king, baby. Okay, okay I have big plans for tonight. Okay. I've been telling them about it this whole time I explained to Tyler and Doha that the reason I brought them here was to be a lookout for me while I had date night With my girlfriend later in the night But first I had to get them familiar with the layout of the store It's 9 30. The store is officially closed. You guys have to act like employees. I work here, bro I know everything about this place. We can do whatever you want. Wait, is that how that works actually? You guys can pick one thing as we're doing the tour to grab off the shelf and eat, okay one thing Just one. Okay, fine. We have the deli section. What's he gonna pick? Oh my god careful careful just don't get seen Next up we have a freezer aisle. Oh my food. You got microwave here. Yeah. Okay. You can't even it's frozen I'm trying to figure out where you're sleeping. That's what i'm trying to figure out. You're very warm right now. It's not that obvious Is that where you live it's not that obvious no, I wouldn't have done so I was not the smartest guy I know You guys want to go check it out? Now I was pretty sure most of the employees were gone But I still had to make sure security was clear if we wanted to make it through the night Okay, let me let me make sure it's clear. That ladder is moving so much Oh my god, what in the world? I feel like doha i'm gonna fall for some reason Yo doha, I don't know where doha went he's actually gone what So, what do you think? What do you think of the digs? Huh, bro this place? He brought some frozen ground beef patties do you have a stove no, I don't have a stove close the door No way, bro I've been to every single one of your secret hideouts. I don't think i've actually missed one This is the best one by far by far dude Mounted lamps. This is screwed in the wall. You got a tv. You put your iphone on this you watch movies. No way, bro It's hot in here, bro. Do you have hd? No, that's the one thing I overlooked was hd I keep having to leave that door correct It's easy to forget especially for a guy like you who's scared of heights that you are Back facing 10 feet off the ground right now That's actually crazy. How strong is this? I don't know but you want to find out I do not want to find out. Oh my god Okay, you ready for this there's more surprises. Yeah, there's more surprises This comes with a suite of security cameras that I can use to make sure that I can sneak out of here undetected We got 4k. That's us right there. That's us right there right now live Bro, what changed dude? You started getting more views. You're making more money So here's the deal the store is officially closed down in 20 minutes from now We just have to survive until then you see with the unlimited time I had on my hands I scrubbed through my security camera footage and noticed a window where the store was completely empty which theoretically made it the perfect chance to do whatever we wanted Doha for some reason brought 20 ground beef patties with us Dude dude, dude, don't do this is hot grease. Don't just burn my face off, dude You got grease all over my blanket and walls. What kind of visitor are you? All right, there's no one here right now, I'll just go get some buns. All right, I got you guys Okay, look out there make sure there's nobody out there and then go Oh my god This is ridiculous. Ow. Ow. Ow Where is the buns? I think it's maybe on that side It is miserably hot. It's gotta be smoky. It's gotta be Dude there's grease everywhere. It hurts so bad to be near it. Well, these ones looks nice Let's get these ones. Oh I gotta turn this off What else do I need? Oh, I think I need some drinks Smoke in an air. He's coming. He's coming. He's coming. He's coming All right, I think this thing's done here, let me see it listen i've been watching a lot of nixio Don't i'm not i'm not gonna flip This All right, here we go, all right, let's see if it's cooked It's so hot. Why would you do that? You actually cooked it perfectly we need another two and we'll be good to get out of here shut up After 20 minutes in my house and checking the security cams. I was confident all the employees were gone and the store was empty All right. All right. Let's go one at a time and get out of here. All right, don't you go first check out there? You see anybody? No, okay. Go go go go go I've always wanted to use an aisle as a bowling alley. Oh, you got bowling balls Grocery store bowling Loser's bowling match just eat this jar of anchovy fillets. I like that. Wait, how hard can I go? I would start easy. See if you can get a strike What are you doing? That was not easy. Oh my gosh I'm gonna show you what nice and easy looks like yo, that was a perfect throw. You just have to get more than four. Okay You have to eat the anchovies. Oh my god, you're gonna throw up. Let's see about that He hates fish oh my god, it's so salty It's so bad, bro. People eat this by choice I need I need something right now What else would you guys want to do if you had an entire grocery store to yourself? We can do anything Fruit ninja Oh my gosh fruit ninja in real life. All right here. You ready? Yeah, i'm ready. Three two one Oh, look at the precision on these slices Three two one Okay, things got a little out of hand and before I knew it our one hour freedom was coming to an end So obviously we cleaned everything up and I gave the boys a pep talk before the big night ahead good old date night Listen, I need you guys to make sure that nobody comes into that break room if it's an employee distract them if it's security Yeah, i'll kill them. You're not gonna kill him Okay, just give me that if something happens you have the walkie-talkie you call me Okay, I get one hour every week to have a date night with my girlfriend. Don't call me with anything dumb Okay, shortly after the boys and I were on the same page the night shift crew clocked in So we headed to the back to start setting up my date. Welcome to date night Let me show you around hot cocoa station. Hope's favorite a projector showing shrek 2 my favorite Hope's favorite little snacks over here some sushi for dinner chocolates. I'm a romantic. What can I say? But I feel like it doesn't matter how many candles you light how many rose petals you lay there is one more detail i'm missing Get out of me swamp Hope should be here any minute I'm nervous and I don't really have a plan to get her in here undetected while I was cooking up a plan to sneak hope In tyler started teaching doha the basics of being a lookout because one mistake during date night would end everything You're gonna find yourself in a situation eventually where you're gonna get pressed by security It's important. You stay cool calm and collected and if the vibe is right rism up How do you do that anyway while tyler and doha were discussing how to rizz up security it was time for me to try and Smuggle hope into the store. I just checked the front. I don't think i'm gonna be able to get her in through there So I just texted her to meet me at the loading dock. See if this works So for example, press me like your security. What are you doing here, dude? You are beautiful You're the most beautiful person i've ever seen You see what i'm saying, yeah raise them up. I know you have a wife. It's just business for being a good wingman That's right. Raise them up. Got it There she is Really don't make eye contact I do. Did he see you? No Uh, yes, they do know that i'm here but the last time they saw me I was dressed as an employee But now i'm dressed as shrek so that could raise a lot of suspicion, you know That makes sense. Okay, come on. Okay. Yeah, i'm scared freaking hide me. Look i'll be real with you though, huh? Yes, I feel like you're playing around me Just bottle of hot sauce. Yes. Tyler coach. If you ask you drink a bottle of hot sauce, what do you do? I drink it if someone presses you. What do you do drink it? No raise them up That's right. You messed that up a little bit. You gotta take a sip How's that taste I don't want to do that to you. I own up to my mistakes Since I was theoretically planning on living here forever I wanted to give the love of my life a tour of our new home. Okay, come through here But with employees everywhere it was looking nearly impossible But not to worry I had a plan the bird has landed there are Employees on the floor though. We need to avoid those guys. We'll take care of them Tyler and doha are our bodyguards Okay, he's been here for forever, okay look Dog in here. Hey, I actually taught doha everything. I know he's like actually a genius watch this get up there Show him what show him what I tell you you need to distract him This guy is actually impressively good. Hey, what's up? How are you doing? You and uh Is it uh, what the frick is he doing? Uh, what that guy was calling you maybe Oh Yeah, maybe the other one you got him distracted go go go go go go go go go we're good with the produce section Thank you. That's actually that was actually really good. I know so while doha continued to distract the employees I was able to show hope around the store. Okay, what do you think? What do you think? It's a speed tour I like it a lot of good spots to hide. I feel like which is useful. Oh doha's driving it doha stole the machine Like he's creating a distraction go go go Oh grab some dessert for tonight. Oh, you can grab as many as you want grab five grab anything Anything you want don't be frivolous All right, let's keep going Come here there's people in this aisle. I need you to distract them with this wax machine get in their way Don't don't hurt them though. Oh my god What is happening right now? But just when I thought we were safe, I think it's time to hide Why did you put me in this position? Guys, we have this under control. Stop freaking out. You do not have this under control, bro My house is completely swarmed with people. I don't think i'm able to give you a tour. Unfortunately, that's completely fine with me You just want to do date night. Yeah I don't even know if we can do that at this point the longer we were out there the more likely we were to get Caught so we beelined it out of there. We're gonna make a move to those doors over there ready one swift motion three two one Hold on what's going on? Figure it out Oh my gosh, my heart is racing eric. I lost eyes of you. Uh, is everything okay? We're good. We made it to the back. I have one more surprise for you. These are your pajamas. Oh cute pretty sure doha broke the wax machine, but Uh, yeah, there's not not really not really positive about that. I just thought i'd tell you He broke it you don't worry about it just go I got my goon out there going crazy mode you broke the machine He broke the machine I'm gonna have to pay for that. Yeah, I mean it's a really bad situation. I was just letting you know You're supposed to be in charge of this. I mean he's stuck currently. I mean we could maybe help him He's stuck out there right now Why don't you go help him? I don't know how to this is a bad situation Okay, we're about to start date night in here, okay. Yeah. Yeah. I'm always watching. All right Nice Yeah, you're good. Okay, great outfit. You look awesome. Thanks. Okay. Welcome to date night Frequent date night. Yeah Oh, that's truck two. Yeah, our favorite movie your favorite movie. It's our favorite movie that we love together. Yeah. Yeah. All right We have the hot cocoa station I do love hot chocolate go ahead A dozen roses for you. That's nice plus rose petals on the floor. Yep We have sushi from the deli chocolates popcorn and shrek 2 our favorite movie that we bonded together over alexa play interstellar Yo, eric, uh, is everything good? We're getting really worried about you Yes, everything is good I don't want to sound crazy here. I legitimately think he's being held hostage right now to make him say that Okay Cheers. Cheers Somehow this place feels like it has the most security out of all the places we've been to which is surprising You'd think like water park or mall. Mm-hmm here. You want fun juice? Yeah Oh big glass, thank you You need a little soy sauce, that's okay spill risk What the what are you guys doing i'm so worried about you Close the close the door What do you guys want dude? I want to watch shrek with you guys Leave security could sneak up on me right now. I actually need you guys to keep an eye out, please Could I hang out just for a little I love this movie so much. No Let me know if you guys need anything Okay Do you guys need anything now? Close it We've done day nine at water park day nine a mall day nine a grocery store. What's like the dream date? I think a movie theater would be really fun. What's yours probably the world cup or something? I actually told tyler to train up doha's security skills as much as he could because I knew that at one point in the night. He would have to handle things on his own. I gotta get out of here Actually, I got a flight As eric's wingman of the night. All right, man. You have what it takes Here's wingman i'm just gonna go leave. All right. No, it's it's over. Uh, it's not even worth saving. Don't leave me like that You got us though. And now it's just me I bought a pair of roller skates for each of us to go roller skate around the grocery store doha How's the floor looking as the night goes dark the new wave of people have started to come in He's like Meet me by seafood and then if you can help escort us through the store, that would be awesome It's the perfect time you can come out Oh my gosh, come on What if you go distract those guys in the front and then we go past them in the front, yeah you distract them Oh i'm going fast i'm going fast This is crazy Okay, lap her on the fruit section. Yeah, okay go I don't know how to stop This is awesome. It's like our own little private rink Eric watch out. Yeah, I just saw her I think we should get out. Okay Love you. Love you. Oh You're sure you don't want to live here with me forever? Yeah, i'm positive. Okay I'm headed back into the store. I just have to make it back into my house undetected Tonight was honestly Everything I wanted it to be the rollerblading the fruit ninja bowling It was beautiful. And if I get dragged out of this box before seven o'clock in the morning, so be it Anyway, good night mafia Morning guys somehow I have survived the night and to be honest I have a life to return to so I think it's time for my favorite part of these videos giving myself up to security Well All right, i'm just gonna walk up to the main security here, how's it going i've been secretly living here Oh, okay. Yeah, uh, he's sleeping here. Yeah Am I in trouble Okay, really really yeah, okay, why does nobody care that i've been secretly living here morning I've been secretly living here. Okay. All righty. What do you mean? Okay, I guess it's fine guys to answer the question I think I could secretly live here forever Probably but if you think this is where it ends You are sorely mistaken because i'm only going to take things further I'm talking secretly living at the pyramids an nfl stadium and even Mafia, let me know in the comments where you want me to secretly live next make sure you hit the subscribe button That's pretty much it. I'm leaving