Top Secret Job…..he’s lying

How long have you guys been dating? Two years. All night. Where did you guys meet at? Work. That's very vague. NASA or Chipotle? What the **** does that mean? Are you astronauts or are you on the line? Don't ******* say work. You might as well have said earth. Where did you meet at? Land. We was definitely on land. We was not on the water. We was walking on the sidewalk. There was trees. There was buildings. What work? Top secret work. He was like, top secret. You guys talked about this before you came to the show. Yo, Gary asked us where we met. What are you going to say? I'm going to say top secret. I probably met her at H&M and ----. I'm ******* delivering some clothes. She was at the register. I ain't... You're too big to be top secret, bro. You're a big ************. The **** you hiding in the bushes? You got to hide behind the alley. Bitch, you're still sticking out. They see you. All right, stand next to the truck. We're going to act like you're one of the trucks. Big dude right there, boy. I know that you're probably going through that. Hey, I'm going to tell him I'm a Navy SEAL. She's like, he ain't going to believe that. He ain't going to believe that. Definitely. You can't say you're a top secret Navy SEAL. I'm a ******* Navy Whale. I'm a Navy Whale. Yeah. You hear about the SEALS. You don't hear about the whale. Navy Whale team one. Whale team one.