jack & belle being a comedic duo pt 2

Do you want to come and do a very dangerous surgery? No. Yes. Anyway, that chump governor is bad ether, so Prof wouldn't let her anywhere near the hospital. That's just idiotic. Look, I've got... Look, m'lady, one of us is a qualified surgeon, and the other one is carrying a bloody parasol, so thank you, but would you mind offing something off? Now, if Your Majesty would take this royal offering and thirty more like it and place it in the pit at the rear of the hospital, that would be excellent, thank you. What are we doing here, you ridiculous woman? This is the governor's residence. Oh, God. You're the governor's daughter. Did you mean to walk into a cupboard? Obviously not! Lady Belle, please, let me escort you. Are we going to talk about the enormous man stealing you? Uh, no, let's not. Right. We postulate, based on the symptomatic presentation... Words. Use words. Uh, Astley Cooper performed it twice, fifty-odd years ago. He did? Mm-hmm. Well, that's encouraging. Not really. Half the patients died. Oh. And I'm equally sure that you said things that now, in the cold light of day, you wish you had... Well done. No. No! No, no, your body's snatching! You were very good. As were you. No, no, we don't... we don't pay for cadavers, Belle. We just borrow them. Has your father had anyone recently hanged? Champagne. Are you quite serious? Strabismus surgery. What do you know about it? What does a squalid criminal need to know about strabismus surgery? So you don't know what it is, then? Of course I do. It's the realignment of the eye. Yeah, I knew you'd know. Would you happen to have, like, some medical textbook that might show me... Yes. Stay here. Actually, no, come. I've got valuable items in here. I've never cut a man before. Well, you can't hurt him any further. Later. If you've finished looking for bandages, they've vanished along with... Lady Belle. You can scarcely believe my eyes. You idiot! You absolute dunderhead! Oh! If you were my daughter... I'd run away. Like your wife. And in the future, it's Lady Belle. Fine. Fine. You're going to cut open a skull? Wonderful.