Mobbed by Raccoons

Okay, it's ten to seven and I got a bucket of grapes I'm going to throw that whole bucket out because I can't get out the door to do the hot dogs so This is going to be fun now Right here Holy smoke get out of the corner all right, I'm just gonna put the That's the only way I can get out All right, just look look look look wall-to-wall raccoons I'm gonna try to count them. Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna go over there and sit on the bench I'll stop See it's snowing out right now and the temperature is low Look those grapes are gone that whole bucket just in two seconds. All right guys. Come on. Let's go You ready? I'm gonna sit in the snow-covered bench. Holy smokes. Oh my god Yes, yes Yes, I'm wall-to-wall raccoons Ready? Let's go. Oh my god This is crazy This is crazy. You know, there's got to be 30 raccoons at least. I don't know where they all come. Oh Yeah, they all love me Cuz I got the food Yeah, and I got buddy hanging off me Yeah There you go. Ready? Here you go There you go The thing's settling down. I Get eight pounds of hot dogs here in this bucket Whoo, things just settle down finally. Holy smokes Yeah I'm gonna get two hands going here Yeah, they're all here. I'll tell you see they're really really super hungry because of the cold And it's minus six right now Celsius So it's below freezing There we go, so they And it's we're gonna be having a big snow again tonight Halifax got The traffic is the two bridges are closed in Halifax because of accidents There you go, oh Yes, I Get everybody here. I get the whole I get the whole woods here Holy smokes. I bought 20 pounds of hot dogs today at Walmart Look at this. Holy smokes Everybody's starving seeing it. It's nature telling them they got to get this food in them because They're not going to be able to eat after You know once the temperature starts dropping right? Well, it gets below Minus five for a while. They won't be out That's About 25 24 Fahrenheit ready Man, oh man This is crazy here, oh Oh my god, buddy Take it easy Grabs a hold me and hauls me back here Look at this. This is crazy There was eight pounds of hot dogs gone look and Two bags of grapes gone. I Got what five hot dogs left? one two three four That's it That's all there is I'll have to cut some more Okay Just look at them. Okay. I'll just turn this down a bit. There we go Okay, we're gonna put some more grapes out ready See how long they last Get him Connor Okay. Oh my gentle god Watch your feet. I'm gonna There we go. Okay Just a minute. I Got three more pounds of hot dogs here You eat that All right, you ready? Wait, let's sit down wait, oh Okay wait, oh My god here here take them Like my new hat. I just got that in the mail today. It's crocheted raccoon hat Here. Oh my god, they're ripping my coat and everything here Talk about overwhelmed with raccoons Yeah Yeah, and they're getting whole hot dogs, there's no half there's no half Get no hot dogs. I got to put the dry food up now. What are you doing up here? Huh? What are you doing up here Sammy? Look at that. Look at that big tail. Look it big tail Yeah, here you go We got a cameraman up there. See it's snowing out. Eh, it's my hands are froze Here There you go There you go. Look at that. Get your bop Okay, I think what I'll do I'll put there's only two left here now, that's that's 73 there's 10 pounds of tonight. Well, that's enough for that. We're gonna put the dry food out. Maybe I'll put some cookies out Connor cat All right, I'm coming. I'm not coming All right, we've got cookies How many is there? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen. Oh My god, I might need a 25 again. All right back up Everybody back here you get one under there. You got it. Let's take your cookie There's a mixture of Oreo Man oh man Yeah Okay, I can sit down now. Peace. I got this was waiting on the doorstep When I got home, oh my From Amazon No, you can't have that Get your own cookies. Yeah It's from Mark H. Radcliffe it's Amazon and it's a Okay remote control outdoor outlet switch Okay Okay, we're gonna hook that up then for the lights here What you want to see what it is? Look you see You see it look It's a it's a Thing to keep you guys in lights No, you can't eat it. Yeah All right. I think it's time for the dry food now Yes, I know you're such a good boy, all right Jack come here Don't you bite my finger No, I'm right here. He's been the bomb. I Grabbed her. He's been the bomb. Look. Yeah, that's all he is Anyway, they're used to me now All right, we'll flip this down here. Oh My god, they're hungry tonight. I Got a 50-pound bag. I'm surprised they're out. You know, I got a 50-pound bag of dog food today but I'm surprised throughout in the cold, but Okay, you ready guys? Okay I'm gonna spread Spread some here. You know what I noticed last night. I Noticed last night that they were Underneath the deck eating the stuff that fell through the cracks They had to chase him all the time, all right. All right, so we're gonna give you a quick look at my hat here This came in the mail today Anyway, it's got the ears on it. It's a warm hat too. I like it. All right, so we're gonna I'll take this in, take this out of the way Mr. Conner You know what? Tell him what you took my new chair Yeah, my $950 chair and you take it and sleep in it all night. Yeah And I gotta go sit in the other one You know that? Conner You do, don't you? You take my chair You did so, I'm mad at you Conner cat He don't care what I think All right, we'll go up with the boys again Yeah How's everybody doing you? Oh, you're eating that are you? Is that good? Does it taste good? You get away, get Look at that fella sitting up there And this is my buddy that tries to get in the house. Yes, you are Scooter Well, it's hard to count them 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 Yeah, 25. We'll get 25 up here Yeah, that's the most I ever had All like 20 years. I've been doing this and most I ever had between 8 and 10 raccoons Now people were wondering now what's gonna happen next year? Well, they're gonna bring all their babies back Actually a lot of these will be gone. They'll They'll move off into another territory and then we start with a whole new group again Sammy be gone and buddy would be gone. Woody be gone Yeah, so we start with a whole new group But see we had a lot of mothers here that dropped the kids off and left them so But look at them, I mean, they're all well fed so anyway, this is Third of November, so I would say if the weather keeps going the way it is. They're gonna be gone Yeah, I must grab that bird feeder in just oh stop there I'll grab that bird feeder They didn't empty that the bloody birds did I fill this thing up three times? Yeah, there's two of them Connor cat What you doing What is it? You looking for daddy? Are you are you a Connor cat? Yeah All right, fellas There's Steven Spielberg right there There you guys finish up that and I'm gonna turn your one light off here and I can reach it. There we go. And I just leave this one on and it goes off at 1230 all right Connor cat I'm gonna get you Yes, I am I'm gonna get that going you better run Where's Charlotte there she is Charlotte, are you hungry? Charlotte he hungry poor little girl Huh poor little girl Yes Charlotte what is it? You want to go back to Tracy's? You want to go live with Tracy again? Charlotte back to Tracy's All right. We're gonna say good night, and I'm done with being out there in the cold so Plus I keep an eye on them and if they run out of food, I make sure they get lots. All right people. See you later