BRITISH POLITICIANS: FUNNY & AWKWARD MOMENTS

Hi guys, thank you very much. ...decided they have no questions to put to you. Are you saying they're abdicating their duty to scrutinise me? Are you saying they haven't the guts to put questions to me? Great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies. Ah, Jeremy. Butter! I've got our wonderful vehicle. Fantastic. Have you ever ridden one of these? No, I never have. Nor me. Not since I was a child. I think the chances of staying upright are pretty slim. Not since I was a child at Canock-le-Zoot or somewhere like that. Are we insured for this, old man? I wouldn't have thought so. No, I wouldn't worry about that. But Christ, it looks a bit... I thought the Safer Cycling Initiative, we didn't need to be insured. No, no, no. You can go first, otherwise you're going to kick me in the face. Watch out, watch out. Stand clear. Oh Christ, I don't want to knock that thing over. Oh, Christ! There you go. We'll put that back. I don't know what that is. That's the camera. It's all right, I'll just kick the camera. Ready, steady, go. Oh Christ, it's steep! The trust of people that have put their trust in us, many of them for the first time, and Boris will have my full support as he does that. I don't know why he's talking to a tree. Oh, I see, that twists when... Oh, I see, yeah, yeah. Wait, is that meant to twist? Maybe you've got a sideways bottom, Boris. No, I've got a sideways bottom. Have you got any brakes, Boris? No, hardly. Brilliant, Jeremy. Keep going. I'm so sorry. That is the most stupid assignment I've ever... This is your idea. Morning, Mr Corbyn. Who do you want to be your successor as Labour leader? Who do you want to be your successor? Will you endorse a candidate? Are you in denial about your election defeat? I did take the precaution of asking my right honourable friend to bring a packet of cough sweets, just in case. What's the naughtiest thing you ever did? Oh, goodness me. Well, I suppose... Gosh, do you know? I'm not quite sure. There must have been a moment. Nobody is ever perfectly behaved, are they? I mean, I have to confess, when me and my friends used to run through the fields of wheat, the farmers weren't too pleased about that.