Alicia Keys | Funny/Cute moments on The Voice US | PART 2

You came to this show to meet me. Just watching a TV show, huh? It's way more boring here than it is on TV. It is not boring on TV, not with me on it. Oh, no you didn't. All those tricks, man. God, my mama, my family. A little bit of Adam, too. That makes me real sad. That's right. Team Alicia. Team Alicia! Damn, this thing trying to kill me. Y'all trying to kill me. Do y'all see my shoes? I know he can hear that. Oh, my God. Turn me on. How you doing? He gonna whoop your ass. You only tear people down when you have an insecurity issue. It's okay, baby. Oh, my face, bro. I feel like a better person all of a sudden. Now we're talking. You got to fight, Alicia. All right, I'm not afraid to fight. None of that was good news for you, Alicia, but that is not insurmountable, okay? Kick it. Blake. That's a Keith Urban song, Alicia. But it was written by a girl by the name of Sarah Buxton. Alicia. I'm trying to help Alicia because she doesn't know anything about country music. So, anyway. Well, I didn't slap her on television. What are y'all doing? Friendly, you know, I was 14 as well when I first started. I don't know how old Blake was, but I'm pretty sure he was pretty old. I feel like Blake's always been 38. And so I... I take that now. I understand how hard it is as a young woman artist. It's even harder than Blake would ever know. And to me, country and soul music... are sisters. Ooh. I just did, if you recall, the ACMs with Cam honoring Little Big Town. Yes. So, real music. Oxy. So I don't want you stuck in a box because little Blake Shelton, too. So it doesn't matter. You don't have to go to Blake. You can come to me, and we can still talk to Blake. I want to remind you that this is a competition. I'm not gonna help you. Yes, you are. Yes, he is. He just told me that I'm his favorite person, second to Gwen, of course. Ooh, goodness. At least you had me sweating it out there a little bit. Blake was terrified of me in that moment. He felt the strength of a woman. How about this, ready? Oh, yeah. He's having a stroke. Somebody. Ooh, Cheryl. You know what song I feel is playing in your head all the time? What song? Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing. What the hell song is that? Gotta stick together. Who do you care? I'm picturing her out there like... You know the minute the lights turn on, you are like... I feel like the passion that just came from Gwen was, like, so sincere. I'm not taking anything away from anyone. Yes, you did. You just did. You took it away from me and put it on her. I just felt there was really a beautiful moment right there that shouldn't be ignored. Very perceptive, Alicia. I noticed the same thing. This is what I'm noticing is Gwen's play, circling around destiny and journeys. Oh, yeah. We all know Blake's secret. What? Country, country, country. Country, country, country, country. Here's what I feel. Adam only has people on his team because he's a liar. Alicia only has people on her team because they feel sorry for her about how terrible she did last year as a coach. And you only have people on your team because I'm Blake. Oh, okay. Now let's get to work. 31 years old, and I'm a firefighter EMT. Yeah. Brandon, I want to help you hold your hose. Uh-oh. I do know how to get somebody to the winner's circle. I've done it more than all three of those put together. Whoa. I know I did. Well, seeing as he's been here since, like, he was 40, and now he's 80. I'm so happy. I love when I don't have to do it. We all know, you know, what it takes to sing a Stevie Wonder song. There is definitely so much bravery and so much... balls. It's, like, all I can think of. To... Thank you, thank you. You know what I mean? With a voice that has this maturity. And then she spoke, and she sounded like Minnie Mouse. Blake, how's that taste? Come on. He needs double. Wow! So I figured it out. Here's your tactic. What? You said the exact same thing I did, but when you said it, you say it like this. I see you so good. Oh, it's my voice. It's the way it sounds, and it's, like, it's intentional and strong. Meaningful, and it just goes inside your body. I know it, and I'm over here going, well, you're like a rooster up there. I'm saying better stuff than you. What I actually said had more content. I just, I mean what I say. You, I'm not sure what you're saying. You went off over there. And I was like, whoa! I don't know. That are adorable. Are you done? Yes, please, for the love of God. Thank you, Blake. Alicia. Thank goodness he's finished. Thank you. Anyway, dude. I could see why you wanted her. But he ain't get her. I would suggest for you to focus on the two newer, fresher, more exciting women. Percy, wait a minute. Don't throw me in that. And if for some reason you didn't want to shock the world and choose me, shock the world and choose Gwen. Because you're going to be able to get two for one. I'm ready to see where the show takes me. Despite the yodeling. Actually, I am the best coach for you. It's Alicia freaking Key. I have so much better advice than you, man. I just feel it. I ain't seen that type of charm all day. See, what did I tell you? What did I tell you? You know what I mean, Blake? I told you he was coming. All of a sudden he got all southern. You're probably one of those women that are just good at everything. Like, who's a figure skater and an incredible? Apparently, Blake is. And especially when I saw Alicia turn around. That always hurts. Yeah. And allowing yourself to just be free of anything else in your head. I would love to be your coach. That was very well said, Alicia. Thank you. I love you. I mean it. It's a love party up in here. We're about to have a love party with Autumn now. A little bit inappropriate. Who are you going to pick to be your coach? I cannot let her end on the last word because then you wouldn't hear what I have to say last. It's the truth. I know it doesn't make any sense. You guys are the nicest people to each other when you're arguing. It's really cute. It's strange because we don't want to have to argue with each other. She's so incredible. My favorite color is purple. I'm feeling you. It's right on my head. I'm loving it. Me too. I currently live in New York. Lucky I didn't turn around. I know. We got it. Bye, Lauren. Wait a minute. Don't skip over me just because I didn't turn around. We were having a moment just then. Thanks a lot, Alicia. I just wanted to agree with everyone that you really are a special artist. And thank you for a show like this. Thank you. Now can we get back to our moment? Sure. Do I ask the question or is there any more? Are you kidding me? This is on. It's not over. No way. I stole my money, my cigarettes, and I ain't seen the worst of it yet. We have now turned around, Blake and I. Yet, the only chair that he's looking at is Alicia's chair. You know, because you'd be like... It was so great because I'm like, if she turns, it's over. But if she doesn't, he's mine. No, no, no, no, no, no. If I can be honest with you, this is the first time I'm singing publicly in over 15 years. All right, all right. Yes. They're about to fight so hard for you. No, we're not. I don't feel like this is fair, Courtney, because I'm not Alicia Keys. But I just heard. I would love to see you with Blake and I would also love to see Alicia with the gal playing guitar because I think that would be a mega girl cool power thing. If only there was a female coach who was like an ill musician as well as an ill singer-songwriter. I mean, it's too bad. Oh, wait a minute. Oh my Lord, Kylie. I can't wait to start working with you, Kylie. I can't stop. You first, Blake. We're down to the wire here. I'll speak from experience. Alicia can't do that because she's new here. But I want you to know that. Wait, what did he say that one time? That I can't believe they brought you back as a coach. No. Lauren, that was so cool. At one point, I asked Blake if he thought there was two people there. Now, I know that sounds crazy. That's happened to me before. There's been two voices. I started hearing a different tone come out of what I thought was one body. But this happened with you and you are one body. Well done. She has a spirit and an energy to her that just has an impact and she's just full of goodness. Alright, proceed. Alicia.