Florence Pugh CANCELED for WHAT?!

Florence Pugh was out at Marvel because she ate too much ramen noodles at a ramen restaurant and the restaurant had to go out of business. Florence Pugh made her Marvel debut in Black Widow, which made $379 million and was a worldwide hit. She would have reprised her role as Yelena in next year's Marvel movie, Avengers Doomsday, but now Florence Pugh is out of the film because she ate so much noodles she destroyed a small business. In an interview with the head guy in charge of GameStop, Florence Pugh revealed that after a night out on the town with her Hawkeye co-star Jeremy Renner and the mother of one of the Columbine killers, Sue Klebold, she went to a ramen restaurant and ordered ramen. When the noodles arrived, Florence Pugh slurped up a noodle, but unfortunately the restaurant only had one long noodle, but they didn't know it because it was all bunched up and looked like a normal pile of noodles. When Florence Pugh slurped up the whole noodle, the noodle restaurant had nothing to serve the rest of its customers, which included Barack Obama. And even though Florence Pugh left a tip of over $200,000, it was not enough money to keep the noodle restaurant afloat, and it had to close down, and the old man who ran the restaurant died. Thankfully, the man was evil, so it's good that he died. Florence Pugh also died because her stomach exploded with noodles, and with that being said, I'm Michael McColler. Like and subscribe if you learned something.