Jessica Alba is the CUTEST in The Love Guru 🌀 4K

Saying I love you is not the words I want to hear from you. It's not that I want you to say, but if you love me that, it would be to show me how you feel. More than words is all you have to do to make it real. Then you wouldn't have to say that you love me, cause I already know. Da-dee-dum-dee-do-dee-dee-da-dee-dum-be-dee-da Jane, do you trust me? I do trust you. I'm not really sure why. It's the beard. It makes me look like Santa. By the way, you look breathtaking. Thank you. As do I. Come, my staff has prepared a lovely meal. Wow. Right? I am so hungry I could eat a skunk's bottom. Which is a lot like calamari, but that's not what we're having tonight. Rajneesh will now prepare a dish made of two leeches wrapped in a doughy pouch. It's called Karta Pal Bira Galapat. What's that mean? Nuts in a sling. Oh, thanks, but I'll pass. Very well. I'll have your nuts in a sling. Cough. Reject this man. Not fit to military service. Would you like your nuts to be crushed? Doesn't everyone? Who is this guy? Uh! Uh! Uh! Geronimo! This is our safe word. Ooh, you jerk off. Are you as turned on as I am right now? You're a bad, bad person. I'll take that as a yes. Pekka's coming. Just stop. Ew! Hey, ref! Please call their last time out. Jane! You lied to me. Yes, I only pulled away from you because of this. My name is the Guru Pekka. And I wear a chastity belt. So, you didn't reject me. You're just devoted to a higher purpose. Yes, Jane. Superstar! It's me, Guru Pekka! Good luck. He won't even let me in. I took a shortcut with you, and I'm sorry. Now, what is it you cunt face? What did you just say to me? What is it you cunt face? I can't face my mom. Then that's what you have to face, you cunt. You're on your own when it comes to your mother. Darren, the only way out is in. What the hell happened to you? Mom! I'm a grown man, and I can take it from here. I love you, baby boy. Now, how long will it take you to get dressed and get down to the ice? Five minutes. Well, you better hurry up, because there's only six minutes left in the game. Go, Randy boy, go! I think I made a happy wee-wee. Yeah. Action picks up here at game seven with only 31 seconds left to go. Coach, I'm ready. Get in there. Darren Rook is in the game! Thank you. Maurice, you have finally learned to love yourself. You may now renounce your vow of chastity. May I have the key? There is no key. There never was. There's a snap in the back. Thank you, Guru Tagin Mapuda. Yeah. Are you leaving? The last rule of Guru is to reach to the end of the need of Guru. Okay. See you. So, what do you want to do now? Well, I've been wearing this belt since I was 12 years old. What do you think I want to do now? I want to sing! Some people call me the space cowboy. Yeah. Some call me the gangster love. I think. Maybe. This is Jane Bullard, owner of the Toronto Maple Leafs. We pick up. Hold on one second. We pick up. No! So, you are the owner of the ice hockey team, the Toronto Maple Leafs. Actually, it's Leafs. Who said that? How did you get there? This little guy scared the crap out of me. I think I'm going to have to do a panty check. I might have some monkey mustard back there.