74. Russian Jokes/Anecdotes | Russian humor

How are you I'm doing great Professions women men blonde women children life and death Mostly everything Some Russian jokes have a specific nature For example Vovochka A diminutive of Vladimir There are many jokes with Vovochka as the main character Or another type - Vasily Ivanovich and many others Today we will be looking at some funny jokes I chose the simplest jokes for this first part Before starting make sure you are subscribed to my channel To receive notifications every time I post a new lesson Let's go Let's start Joke number one You are so smart and beautiful Why don't you want to marry me You just named the reasons yourself I don't know what gift to buy my wife for her birthday Ask her What are you I don't have that much money I am almost 60 years old I have a lot of money and I really love a beautiful girl Do you think it would better if I told her I'm only 50 I think it would better if you told her you are 80 Who did your homework for you Vovochka I don't know I went to bed early What day is today I don't know Here is the newspaper But she's yesterday's What do you think an exam is Exam I think it's a game where one person knows but stays silent and the other doesn't know but speaks Do you like to go out alone Yes I also like to go for walks alone Let's go for a walk together What is your final wish defendant I want to learn the Chinese language Today we are studying all forms of the verb "to stand " I am standing You are standing He is standing She is standing We are standing You are standing They are standing Vovochka repeat what I said Everyone is standing Do you want a beer No I'm driving Please tea A moment later the waiter brings the beer and says You can already drink beer Someone stole your car How can you divide six potatoes among seven people You have to make mashed potatoes answered Vovochka That's all for today I hope this was fun Let me know in the comments below Connect with me on all my social media I have Facebook Instagram and Twitter Thank you so much for watching Thank you for your attention Goodbye